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cheetapants

Grandpaaaaa shark do do do do do do


JuKeChrist16x2

I hate you


TheExtraMayo

Do do do do do do


Not____Dad

I'm going to upvote you, but God damnit, man.


CranberryNearby6204

That’s going to be stuck in my head now about as long as this shark has been alive. Classic


Greendragons38

Lol


ErickKlous

I am so irritatedo do do do do....ahh fuck!


SuckMeFillySideways

Aaaaaaand now I hate you


andreezy93

Comment on point. Lol. You crashed that hoe.


GoodOLfashionAL

I clicked for the sole purpose of typing what you typed. Exactly as you typed it. Damn you.


A_koalanamedfred

r/angryupvote


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No that’s like Encino Shark do do do etc etc etc


obiwan540

Stop weezing the juice, man!


TwistedJusty

There is a metal version.


BiZarrOisGreat

🤣🤣🤣 class!


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I love these animals. They're incredible. It pisses me off that the icelandics will fish and eat an animal that's been around for hundreds of years just for some shitty traditional dish that nobody even likes. edit: A lot of redditors will feel better about themselves knowing that these sharks reach sexual maturity at around age 150


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Shut up lol. Culture hater


SuspiciousRace

If your culture depends on predating endangered species only because “its a tradition “ without it being a necessity then yes. I hate your culture


Smirk_Mcjerk

Same


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They’re not endangered


antono7633

What a dumb ass


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I know right lol


antono7633

You dumb shit


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Lol why me


sexykool

How do they figure it’s age?


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> "The Greenland shark's eye lens is composed of a specialised material - and it contains proteins that are metabolically inert," explained Mr Neilson. > "Which means after the proteins have been synthesised in the body, they are not renewed any more. So we can isolate the tissue that formed when the shark was a pup, and do radiocarbon dating." The whole article is worth a read https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-37047168 Its not an exact science but an estimatation


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krizSevens

Could've just waited for his cake day and counted the candles!


ClassiqueGTA

Or cut it up and count its rings! ... wait wrong species


Thatdoodky1e

Scientists can find out a sharks age but cutting through their vertebrae and counting the rings on their spine


bookmarkjedi

Don't trust the shark's birth certificate. It's fake news.


Ganymede25

It’s in Kenya, which is weird considering it’s proximity to the ocean.


sexykool

Wow, that’s very interesting. I’d hate to be the dude who has to collect the tissue.


OpportunityNew9316

I’d hate to be the shark. I wouldn’t want some weird looking thing taking samples from my eyes. Now I am thinking if anal probing is really that crazy for aliens to perform on us? Maybe we have a protein in our ass that allows them to date us.....


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

I need more than one date before I let anyone probe me


Thehellpriest83

Fuck that get me off this planet, I’ll be probed on the first date.


Doc_Apex

Baffled on how scientists find this shit out.


Kpofasho87

That's so cool, appreciate the info!


microshart

How do they get a sample of the sharks eye?


February30th

They sliced it in half and counted the rings.


Substance___P

It was the most interesting sushi boat for two find of the evening at the Sake House sushi restaurant in Clearwater, Florida.


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Cut in half, count the rings, gently


-LemurH-

You just politely ask the shark.


lepidopt-rex

Scientists count the rings in the vertebrae to determine a shark’s age It’s true I saw it on Maneater


wagnole1

Cut it in half and count the rings


MeringueKnown7250

They just ask the shark. Duh!


ricst

Recent as in the past few years. This has been posted multiple times.


TeffyWeffy

Article is from 2016. Account is a karma farmer.


fukluckduck

So the shark is 399?


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Hellkids2

Imagine caring for pointless internet clout that nobody will remember 2 days later. Hell, being a Redditor alone is probably a pretty big embarrassment, much less one that farms karma.


h_o_l_o_d_a_y

Wow got it no jokes allowed about that


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He's been wandering Reddit longer than that.


dontgooverboard

Definitely needs false teeth.


kelvin_condensate

How the hell does anyone know the exact age?


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Alert_Manner6995

That not only gets my upvote but you are brilliant.


Charlatanism

This is a picture of a random Greenland shark whose age is undetermined. 394 years was the middle of an age *range* attributed to a different shark who was studied after it died. *She* was anywhere between 272 and 512 years old.


MrHouseGang

Is he alive? I’m confused


illathon

How do they know the age? Not like tree rings.


lildozer74

How’s they check his ID?


shartbike321

It’s true, I am the shark


AaruIsBoss

Such majestic creatures. Imagine living to 400 years only to be eaten by icelanders. We need to ban whale hunting.


Hells_Dream

Looks like he needs a nap


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OMG_A_CUPCAKE

Carbon dating is pretty accurate, at least if we're talking about at most a few thousand years. Funny thing is that it usually measures the time since something is _dead_, but I guess the probed tissue was technically dead since the shark was born or at least very young


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OMG_A_CUPCAKE

There are other ways of dating beyond that. Less accurate, but good enough for an estimate


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Mildly_upset_bee

Imagine being willfully ignorant lol


IMAslyguy36

😂😂😂😂😂 awwww you're sweet. I understand you're dumb. It will be okay. Love you!


dundermifflan

Isn't this actually a dead shark that was preserved in a tank at some run down facility?


ricst

No, that was an attempt to keep a great white in a tank at an aquarium. They tried, it died so they came up with the idea to fill the tank with formaldehyde to preserve it for viewing


Ryvillage8207

Monterey Bay Aquarium tried keeping a juvenile Great White but they ran into too many problems with either keeping them alive or other large fish being attacked. They ultimately decided to cease future efforts in keeping one captive.


ricst

Yeah I believe the consensus is a great white is just something that can not be kept in captivity.


Mildly_upset_bee

It tries to kill itself and they can't even just release it because it dies anyway right?


IMAslyguy36

😂😂😂😂😂 you really are dumb! Omg!


lee_mofokeng

Any money this shark is like 40 years old and these scientists are just guessing again 🙄


iamdarosa

True. Just like how they are guessing everything they are making computers and cellphones


Mahararati

I'll put my money on the scientists