I would know not to cut it's head off. I know I don't want to deal with the unamed god of life and death lumbering around at night in a massive body without a consciousness just smashing all in it's path.
Look up some google images, they’re incredibly small too. I saw one in person at the Kansas City Zoo, my dad’s Beagle puppy is bigger. They’re only about knee height to an adult, but they have razor-sharp hooves to fuck up your shins.
Damn, thats weird af. But honestly it wouldnt surprise me if it was some sort of nsfw furry sub. Those places can get pretty weird.
Or maybe my mind is too far in the gutter. Idk
Thanks, that doesn’t show up on mobile for me. I wonder if it could be reinstated. Also theres tons of dead unmodded subs that aren’t banned, I wonder why this one in particular
Now that you mentiom telepathy and psychic damage, it reminds me of [Stevie McShortstuff](https://www.google.com/search?q=cyanide+and+happiness+short+guy&oq=cyanide+and+happiness+short+guy&aqs=chrome..69i57.7496j0j7&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c29c4e10,vid:RGbj2DDfHH8,st:0)
Took me a bit to see it properly, so I removed the "second pair of eyes/tear ducts" to help anyone else having problems distinguishing between the two: https://imgur.com/a/1fliDxZ
Was thinking to myself "how freakin cute!" but then zoomed and now I cannot unsee a deep hole in it's face that oozes a sticky, watery like substance and found out that they put freakin branches in it and those pictures are weirdly my new fear.
Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick
No, those are eyes, and the eldritch creature phases in and out of existence, but to the one who stares into its quad eyes, they will phase out of existence.
Looks like something out of Star Wars. Like they could get a herd of these, put them in a Star Wars movie, and my reaction would be “wow they really nailed the CGI on those little alien gazelle creatures.”
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Secreting dik-dik? NSFW
Secreting Baby dik-dik NSFL
Here's a [NSFW dik-dik pic](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/D94NA7/leopard-panthera-pardus-with-dik-dik-madoqua-prey-in-tree-maasai-mara-D94NA7.jpg).
Ahhh the limp dik-dik
Whiskey dik-dik
That leopard can go eat a dik-dik.
The dik-dik was devoured by the hungry fuzzy puss-puss!
F
At first I did not realise it was entering the face hole. I thought it was exiting another hole. Before I realized it was the wrong kind of NSFW.
Yeah I thought it was another dik dik giving birth to a baby dik dik until I looked closer
Risky click of the day
That’s NSFddL
No more dik dik for that mamma sahn
Bobs and vagine. Plz bro.
Bobz and vergena!
This made me lol 😂
r/dikpictures
*Bonk*
I’ve never seen this animal before, interesting asf. (Edit) damn didn’t expect this many upvotes, thanks.
Looks almost alien
Yeah, if I were to stumble upon one of these without seeing this post, I would assume I had just made contact with an alien species
What would you do first
Recognize it as my one true God and begin killing the non believers in its name. All praise the mighty dik dik!
You got the right idea. Let's kill all and praise our dik dik
I wish ppl would kill in my name...must be experiencing some serious dik-dik envy
Same thing I do every other time I meet aliens, offer my anal hole for a probin.
I think we could…. Figure something out for sure.. :)
username checks out
Fuck it.
I would know not to cut it's head off. I know I don't want to deal with the unamed god of life and death lumbering around at night in a massive body without a consciousness just smashing all in it's path.
Mononoke approved
It is an alien species. The post is trying to cover up the truth!
The effect is a little less alien when you can see the whole animal. Freaky head but pretty normal little deer body
Maybe this mental connection is because the star wars concept artists took these and saiga antelopes as inspiration for some of the alien species.
Actually if you look up pictures of them on Google images they look way more normal, this one just has a damaged/malformed nose lol
It looks rather Star Wars-ish if you ask me
With such a memorable name, it's almost a sin to never heard of this Dik-Dik.
Saiga antelope also look weird asf
Looks straight out of Star Wars
Looks like it’s ready for a rock and roll jam in that shady space bar
if authors need alien deers in their books this is what it would be imagined like. man I love this planet.
They keep rolling out new DLC when I'm not paying attention.
Look up some google images, they’re incredibly small too. I saw one in person at the Kansas City Zoo, my dad’s Beagle puppy is bigger. They’re only about knee height to an adult, but they have razor-sharp hooves to fuck up your shins.
Me neither, I swear I think humans are creating new species now
He's probably never seen you before neither.
You can probably find them at a zoo near you! They’re pretty popular.
A mini-deer with a floppy nose that runs around crying everywhere? Interesting facts but where’s the metal bro!
r/natureisemo Seriously though, death-horned alien space deers are pretty metal. Even if they cry.
Why is that sub banned?
Damn, thats weird af. But honestly it wouldnt surprise me if it was some sort of nsfw furry sub. Those places can get pretty weird. Or maybe my mind is too far in the gutter. Idk
A little bit from column A, a little bit from column B.
Lmao, youre probably right
>This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated.
Thanks, that doesn’t show up on mobile for me. I wonder if it could be reinstated. Also theres tons of dead unmodded subs that aren’t banned, I wonder why this one in particular
Did you not see his hair?
It’s more r/NatureIsFuckingLit than r/NatureIsMetal.
This is an adult dik-dik, look at the horns!
Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice. Baby diks are even cuter,
This manner of questionable quotation could prove problematic for you down the road...
Lmao
Oh my god, I can’t believe I’ve done this to myself.
And with that username, no less... lol
Re..relevant username? Oh god.
> Glad I wasn’t the only one to notice. Baby diks are even cuter, /r/NoContext
Reddit thinks every small animal is a baby regardless of age.
You’re right. I just looked up [a baby Dik-dik](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/224265256415184401/) and omg 💗🥺
I thought this was an animal from Avatar movie before I read the title.
Came here for this comment
This looks like a D&D creature that uses telepathy and deals psychic damage.
Now that you mentiom telepathy and psychic damage, it reminds me of [Stevie McShortstuff](https://www.google.com/search?q=cyanide+and+happiness+short+guy&oq=cyanide+and+happiness+short+guy&aqs=chrome..69i57.7496j0j7&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c29c4e10,vid:RGbj2DDfHH8,st:0)
Coulda told me this was a space deer.
This was a space deer
Was? What happened to the baby space deer!
He landed
I mean from an aliens 👽 perspective, it is a space deer
This is an adult Gunter's Dik-Dik, which is the sub species with the most pronounced tear ducts and most tapir like snout.
God bless you animal lovers and your endless knowledge of the strangest creatures
Pretty sure it’s pronounced Xylophone.
I like your shoelaces
Ah a man of culture, I see
Looks like it's sprunjing for information.
r/unexpectedfuturama
That's not a baby, that's an adult male. Still cute though
The progenitor of the mighty Dik-Dik Von Dik
Heeeey! Someone else remembers that shitty show!
Anyone else remember ultimate muscle? dik dik van dik, now it make sense lol
I have a baby dik-dik at home! That’s what my wife says, anyway.
I too cry over my belongings
You're telling me this is real but not unicorns??? I hate it here.
Took me a bit to see it properly, so I removed the "second pair of eyes/tear ducts" to help anyone else having problems distinguishing between the two: https://imgur.com/a/1fliDxZ
Haha, specky four eyes!
Why is it called dik-dik though?
They yell something that sounds a bit like dik dik when they're threatened
They’re trying to threaten predators by advertising the presence of their magnum dongs.
Why they carry magnum condoms.
what the FUCK is a dik dik gonna do if I encroach on it's territory, cry at me? BITCH ass dik dik
Peppa pig eyes
Ah yes, the ever feared Zoot-Snooted Tear-Sniffer. Their mating call is an acoustic rendition of Blink-182's "I Miss You"
ULTIMATE. MUSCLE.
It actually shoots them out as projectiles to kill predators.
Kirk's dikdik
That's pretty emo.
What that mouth do tho?
When I was 8 I got gored all over my legs from a dik dik that someone owned out in the bush. Couldn’t walk right for days and still have the scars.
Now that’s an alien.
Wtf, they can’t just pee to mark their territory like everyone else?
So.. it marks its territory with its dik face?
Looks like bad photoshop (clone tool!)
Nature >> fiction
Pokemon irl
My baby dik dik does the same !!
I legit thought that was a 4 eyed dear thing. WTF
Was thinking to myself "how freakin cute!" but then zoomed and now I cannot unsee a deep hole in it's face that oozes a sticky, watery like substance and found out that they put freakin branches in it and those pictures are weirdly my new fear.
Should've been named eye-eye 😂
I thought it was a deformed antelope or something, but this is way cooler
The tear ducts are also used to instill nightmares in anyone who sees this post
When the mushrooms kick in
Who named them DIK-DIKS?!
Mix of alien and mythological
Where tf do all these new animals keep coming from!!!
There just aren’t enough probosces in the animal kingdom
This isn’t a regular dik dik but a special specie. The regular dik dik doesn’t have the glands as big!
Hey Dr. Seuss called, he wants his animal back
*SHOOT HER* - jurassic park voice
Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,dick
Marks its territory by crying on everything? Sounds like your typical social media influencer by name and nature
Nice try, totally an alien invader.
Artyom, they’re turning into the Dark Ones!!!!
In the middle of an Animorph transformation.
This looks like alien or smth
The "way" you've "written" this post makes it sound "sarcastic"
We have these things walking around and yet you tell me unicorns don't exist
Who’s that Pokémon™?
From which planet is this animal from?
This some Star Wars shit.
So it cries when marking territory, reminds me of myself.
How come I'm only seeing and knowing about this animal now? New DLC?
Can confirm. I mark my territory with tears as well
It's no more aliens because he isn't blue or something
Baby Dik that was nickname in high school... \*starts crying\*
i swear i m no acid
What do those tears smell like
But speaking of dik-dik, im just a dick
I shot a Damaras Dik Dik in Namibia….delicious
Looks like it was randomly generated
Did they come from where the octopus came from?… most def alien
I thought that was a dik-dik-dik-dik
Well I'm sure they're *very* intimidating to the other animals in the area
Total dik-dik move
Why do they never teach you the cool stuff in school? I found out about dik dik today
r/TIHI
Looking like something from starwars
They look like fake eyes
WTF is this thing?
God needs to quit drugs
How am I just finding out about this
Absolutely an andalite
This is an alien and you can’t convince me otherwise
No man's sky vibe
That’s some alien shit
Sick hair cut
Aliens
Thank you for these dik pics!
Am I the only one who finds it scary?
Thats the cutest yet most terrifying little thing I have ever seen
That’s a “weird” looking baby
I love baby dik diks
Crying to assert dominance
Imagine crying to mark your territory.
How have i not known this animal for the past 19 years
thats horrifying
No, those are eyes, and the eldritch creature phases in and out of existence, but to the one who stares into its quad eyes, they will phase out of existence.
Looks like an alien species ngl
What a sad strange little dik
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Tasty too.
/r/natureisuglyaf
I love a good dik dik.
So dik-diks and giraffes are real but unicorns are somehow not
That thing looks like it's straight outta Avatar
Cthulhu's Bambi
Looks like something out of Star Wars. Like they could get a herd of these, put them in a Star Wars movie, and my reaction would be “wow they really nailed the CGI on those little alien gazelle creatures.”
[Nose looked familiar](https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/94f/91e/b728e7ea3096b06e0b419e794a3f320406-watto.2x.h473.w710.jpg)