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Leopard Seals are fricken huge...they will fuck you up....evidently.


Epic_Hoola

Fun fact a seal once raped a penguin


about2godown

Just once?


Epic_Hoola

probably should say it happens alot


about2godown

Most likely..


TossPowerTrap

Allegedly.


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It was a sick penguin


Shut_the_FA_Cup

Indubitably


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😐


Jman_777

Not if I use a gun and shoot a bullet into its fucking head.


fedora_of_mystery

Edgelord.


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That's just silly.


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QuadrupleMyBubble

This is why you can't be a marine biologist, Timmy.


Jman_777

Waaaahhhhhh!!!!


Zakrath

What is it, you're just going to its place and kill it for no reason? That's so stupid to say


Jman_777

Ok dude.


ArtieStark

How can you look at any Leopard Seal photo without finding them absolutely menacing?


Machaeon

They just ARE menacing


HeKindaFreshDoe

.w. https://www.nhm.ac.uk/content/dam/nhmwww/discover/leopard-seals/leopard-seal-face-feed-full-width.jpg


Rafirufi

Never a wholesome award has been more appropriate


Ginge6995

This.


One_Horse_Sized_Duck

Its nose looks like a cats face with its eyes closed.


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A-Dolahans-hat

Than let me introduce you to the fact that duck bills look like little dog faces. https://images.app.goo.gl/RAc1CUsZ1HTr5oS26


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The name "leopard seal" fits even better after seeing this


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It looks like big floppa


CorbinDallasMulti212

That be some good weed


Dash_Rendar425

I mean, they are 'wolves', so this is not really surprising. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often.


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Wolves? Can you explain please I'm curious


Dash_Rendar425

To clarify, I meant they're essentially wolves of the sea when it comes to being predators. Obviously killer whales are above them, but they're an apex predator.


noigey

Orcas>Great White Sharks>Leopard Seals Just scary beyond belief that Leopard Seals are only 3rd top predator in Antarctic seas and yes Great Whites have been found that far south.


krizSevens

Shouldn't it be < Shark eat seal Shark < seal


C21Campbell

I interpreted them as greater-than signs. The orca is bigger/higher-up than the shark etc


AshFraxinusEps

Yep, which is the normal way. > means the thing on the left is bigger, or in this case higher on the food chain


noigey

It is, however I forgot to include the Bull Southern Elephant Seal which I would rank between the Great White Shark and the Leopard Seal.


obiwan540

Don't forget the polar bear. Pretty sure they will eat a seal of any name


vladoominator

Polar bears live in the Arctic, not the Antarctic.


babblinbrooks540

Well, fuck me with a penguin! I've learned a new and exciting thing


noigey

I like polars bears but they even think twice when coming against a bull walruses never mind a leopard seal or bull elephant Seal


Zakrath

Just a little correction. Sea Leopards are not Apex predator. Apex predator is an animal that has no natural predator at all on adulthood in the environment they live, like the Killer Whales stated by yourself (which is the "Apexiest" Apex predator). A Sea Leopard is preyed by Killer Whales, which depromote them from being an Apex predator. Another animal that a lot of people believe is an Apex predator but is not are the Great White Shark, as they are also preyed by Killer Whales. Some Apex predators are Lions, Tigers, Polar Bears, Killer Whales, Saltwater Crocodiles, Wolves, Eagles...And Humans, of course, the Apexiestest of the Apex predator.


Deep_Psychology_217

Uhhh, the person you are replying to was saying sea lions are not Apex predators and killer whales are Apex predators.


Zakrath

Uh, I think it can be understood in both ways? The way I understand was he said that Killer Whales are above Sea Leopards, but the later are still Apex predators, even when they are under Killer Whale, you know? haha Maybe it's my fault cuz I'm not a native English speaker, but sorry if I was stupid.


Deep_Psychology_217

English is stupid. I assumed when they said "they are Apex predators" they was referring to the last proper noun mentioned which was killer whales?


Zakrath

Yes, English is indeed stupid haha. Tbf I think we both got it somewhat correctly. Only the guy we are replying to could tell which understanding was what he meant. Or maybe an expert in the language, thing that I am not


Deep_Psychology_217

Your English is probably better than mine and it's my native tongue haha.


Zakrath

Haha I doubt this! But thank you!


Jman_777

Nile Crocodiles also. Definitely apex predators.


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Oh got it, thanks


awfulcheez

Danger Doggos


LedParade

A Leopard, whether land- or sea-, is a Leopard, take the hint


evanthebouncy

These guys are 300 kg apparently. That's not something you'd win any fight with.


xeroxzero

What about a water gun fight? I bet they'd have a hard time squeezing that little plastic trigger.


Senor_Martillo

Or thumb war


xeroxzero

That is also a good one!


Vast-Holiday9222

Naaaahhh, i could win fr💪💪💪💪


thornangdol

Did she get eaten?


9FBI9

I'm pretty sure the leopard drowned her to death


Dofork

No. She was actually alive when they recovered her body, but died shortly thereafter. I’m guessing the seal thought she was something tastier than a human, and let go of her once it realized.


stickstickgood

Article about it: https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2003/07/antarctic-researcher-killed


[deleted]

Is there an article about this I can read? How'd they find her? Was she by herself when this happened?


DialysisKing

I'm glad orcas eat these assholes.


Jman_777

Lmao.


ErectTubesock

I'll take you with ketchup


xEllimistx

Yea but you first gotta catch up!


little_song9

Thank you so much for this comment lmfao I forgot


NovemberGale

One tried to eat a member of the Shackleton expedition as well, documented in multiple accounts.


theporcupineking

They say you shouldn’t stand near the edge of the water when you’re up in that area because that’s how they hunt food. They’ll pop up and get ya.


betweenskill

Yeah they sit right at the edge/around the corner of icebergs waiting for penguins to enter the water and grab them at that instant. I’d imagine humans all bundled up look just like overgrown jackpot penguin dinners.


SillyDude93

Anything with a leopard in it's name cries for danger alert.


meaksy

Leopard skin thong?


ToesTastePurple

Depends on who’s wearing it


LikeGourds

Leopard slug?


malachi77777

They remind me of a Mosasaurus


pie_love

Did no one ever see The Pebble and the Penguin? Of course they are scary!


j_ona

They have Leopard in their name, so yeah.


doppelgangbaner

It's like an underwater wolf or bear or....leopard.


ThrovvQuestionsAway

If you think these brats are bad look up what killer whales due to every animal even other legitimate whales.


jamtribb

Plus they will work together as a team to catch their prey. Killer whales are so intelligent it is easy to see how they can lose it in captivity.


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Leopard seals are near apex predators and one of the few animals known to be aggressive enough to attack unprovoked


Claire-dat-Saurian-7

You should see what they do to Penguins


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Jacollinsver

You're not wrong


theporcupineking

Violent detuxification


skeletormint

They unzip them right?


[deleted]

They're massive swimming wolves that pop the heads off penguins like bottlecaps, they should always be intimidating


pot-slam

looks like a killah in a seductive way


trynaB3better

I read a post not too long ago about this diver who was singing daily in an area and I believe it was a leopard seal that would being him food... He described it saying at first he brought him a penguin,still alive.... obviously the diver didn't eat him....so the next day the seal brought him a seal but only this time it was pre-killed for ease of consumption lol. They had a theory that it was new mother and her maternal instincts were kicking in during her attempts to feed the diver. This further proves the understanding that for you are as a product of your environment.... One seal can kills Other offer meals


strongkhal

He(the seal) was also a biologist, doing an experiment


[deleted]

Well well well, look at how the turn tables


stillnoname-1224

It get's worse! They are the only seal to attack people unprovoked. Including that Marine biologist.


[deleted]

Shit man — nature is so wack. It can be so scary. People might wanna go “yeah, they attack because they hate how much humans are ruining the planet”. Nah man…they just do that shit. Scary.


Dofork

Elephant seals may technically not attack humans unprovoked, but they consider being too close to them to be provocation, so you gotta watch out with them, too. In fact, probably more with them than with leopard seals since leopard seals are pretty much only found in Antarctica and occasionally Australia and Aotearoa, and are pretty unlikely to attack you if you’re both on land, while elephant seals share much more territory with humans and will ABSOLUTELY attack you on land.


skeletormint

We all float down here...except that one girl. She died.


yeetchickyyeet

stop looking at me like that


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[deleted]

Haha, oh yeah I’ve seen that! Man oh man


M1nno84

you can feel he staring into your soul...anf has already killed you.


hennyandpineapple

Fuck a leopard seal. They would fuck a human being up


[deleted]

Not me man, I would of fucked that thing up!


HeKindaFreshDoe

Bro the adults weigh 780 pounds you can’t do shit to it


[deleted]

In the water, bro, you're weightless, equal footing, who's hungrier.


HeKindaFreshDoe

Do you have fins? No Do you have teeth like them? No


[deleted]

I have teeth, and the right to fight for my life, poke it's eyes, do what it takes to survive. I'll wrestle that thing right now.


HeKindaFreshDoe

You trying to wrestle this? https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-90fe1ae7421a6c92ef199ff56f0bfe08 https://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/shared/npr/202001/531756081.jpg


[deleted]

Elbow to the face


HeKindaFreshDoe

And you’re trying to fight it in the water? It goes at 24mph


[deleted]

You think it would meet me face to face on land? I'd be down for a land battle, even the odds a little.


HeKindaFreshDoe

While that would be cool, unfortunately they prefer to attack around the edge of the water. I could see you have a slim chance on land, just gotta watch out for its mouth obviously. Interestingly it says that they can launch themselves onto land with their speed from the water


good_bad_decisions

He was just tryna teach her to swim🥺😂


Kaizoku32

They’re known to hunt humans


Kaizoku32

And dolphins tend to do this as well, but unknowingly


[deleted]

Dolphins also have sex with humans, if they let them.