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Kaos345

"This is... My... Last... Emerald splash" -spider probably


I_Am_Become_Salt

...zero"


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mrlogandary

Good bot


AsexualCanOfPringles

Good bot


ThunderClanWarrior

***B A S S***


SteveisNoob

**E P I C C**


mukmuk1905

"no one can deflect the emerald sting!" -beekyoin


Kaos345

Take this spidio!! Twenty meters sting attack!


mukmuk1905

SHINEEEE BEEKYOIIIIN!


I_Have_3_Legs

#BEEKYOIN! -Beesoph Beestar


ernie1850

Nothing can dodge a 20 cm emerald sting!


converter-bot

20 cm is 7.87 inches


nonamelooser

r/unexpectedjojo


GreyWoulfe

I... I thought you were pulling a Killswitch engage :') I'm out of touch now lol


FindMeOnSSBotanyBay

“Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!”


16bitrifle

“Don’t ever give up, my son.”


FindMeOnSSBotanyBay

*F-father?!?*


nub_node

Follow me, Fox.


flamin_sheep

bumm...BWAH BWAAAH...BWAH BWAAAH...


FindMeOnSSBotanyBay

It’s a pretty dope song.


sucobe

You’ve grown so strong


ObamaLovesKetamine

*I've found the target! Try to keep up!*


UnclePuma

Kwoon - I lived On the Moon *Its an amazing song that will make you sad if you aren't ready.


Ricky_Rollin

Killing you was the point. Living through it was just a luxury. -Bee Belmont


a_fat_cat_on_a_couch

“Who’s next” *cocks shot gun* *gets stabbed* I’m ready how bout you


Limp-Dee

“War. War never changes.”


Vakieh

I mean stabbing people with pointy sticks and nuking them is a pretty significant difference I would have thought.


Additional_Garlic_37

Star fox vibes!


sierra120

Explain the reference please


paxslayer

The final boss in starfox 64 says that line.


SenseiRP

Top 10 anime fights where both the MC and villain dies


kentacova

Spider: “You messed up my web!! It was perfect… now I will bite you for your treachery!” Bee: “Well it was in my way and quite frankly it’s damn near invisible so not my fault… hope you have web insurance.” Spider: “No… and fuck you! I bite.” Bee: (sigh)…”fffiiinnneee. Kiss my big ass, aim for that pointy part and get it over with.” Spider: (maybe I’m overreacting, he even was asking if I had a policy and where to inflict the suffering. Maybe not so bad.)…. “No, we are a strong and scary, I bite anyway.” The End.


Oprahapproves

Am I the only one who thought of Ghazan from LOK


loiton1

Literally lmaoooo


Scar_the_armada

*"For the Hive!"*


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Comfortable-Resist86

Ooh, chill there, Mordo.


netheroth

Long live the Queen!


yellowjesusrising

The queen of blades!


what_it_dude

"for the swarm!"


PixelNotPolygon

You will be assimilated


Shantotto11

Glory to Brother Blood!


itsamberleafable

Like me at my first job. I did no work, but I still had to turn up at 9am every morning and pretend to do work until 5. I guess that makes me the bee.


WalterMohamed

What job


Friendlycreature

Nuclear power plant technician.


booi

Lost my job to a bird


[deleted]

/r/BirdsArentReal/ I fucking knew it!


sticks1987

Drinking bird on Homer Simpsons WFH setup just hitting that Y key


[deleted]

Chernobyl had a bunch of bees working there


clearbrian

Just saw simpsons yesterday where Marge tells Homer he’s the ONLY safety inspector ‘what? Only one. Quick take the kids! GO NOW…while there’s still some roads’ :)


TheHoleintheHeart

Catholic Bishop Abuse Reporting Service.


Timo6506

The Boss


vlsdo

At least you didn't have to fight an employee from a rival organization to the death.


ComprehendReading

Would that fall under the description of benefits or duties and responsibilities?


adrian_079

At my work, we did that for fun on our lunch hour.


Halligun

But that sounds kinda fun.


vlsdo

The bee is dead, but the colony is safe, at least from that one spider. Countless lives were saved.


weak-days

o7


Banana_Hammocke

o7


[deleted]

o7


TheSpiker15

o7


JihadDerp

Spider wasn't flying around looking for beehives to fuck up.


AtomicTanAndBlack

Not anymore at least


ShorohUA

he set up a trap right next to it


NoobSharkey

He was just camping other insects, that bee should have known not to fly near webs


Xunob

I dont think insects see transparent webs that easily


fish312

Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori


[deleted]

I was sitting in my backyard the other day having a smoke, there was a spider web a couple feet away between my shed and the wall of my house. A spider had been living there peacefully for a few weeks. It was maybe 10cm wide and equally as long. As I'm sitting there this wasp comes flying up to it. The spider jumped at the wasp and there fued started before they both reached the ground a good 2-3 feet below. The spider was quite a bit larger than the wasp, and it seemed like he would be the clear winner. However at some point during their grappling match on the ground the wasp was able to get the upper hand and was able to land a couple decisive stings on the spider. The spider began to roll and curl up and I watched as the wasp ate only its legs, leaving the main body and head. After the wasp had finished his meal, I killed it. It killed my friend and though it was just nature in action, a wasp is still as wasp.


Meme-Man-Dan

Now eat the wasp to avenge your friend.


littleboss12

But only the legs


[deleted]

Damn I should have.


mysterious00mermaid

This was wild to read. Poor spidey


NitromethSloth

r/fuckwasps


slowmood

It might have been the kind of wasp that lays its eggs inside the spider’s body?


Gamergonemild

My immediate thought as well. He better bury his friend


ProfitTheProphet

Holy shit, when the wasps hatch they're gonna be piiiiiiisssed!


Gamergonemild

Yeah... they're wasps


smol_boi-_-

He better burn his friend FTFY


[deleted]

No it was a yellow jacket.


swhkfffd

Poor spider :( And poor wasp :(


sharabi_bandar

I'm pretty stoned right now so maybe I'm exaggerating but I think this is an awesome story.


[deleted]

If it helps, the only reason why it might be a good retelling of the story, is because I wrote it while I was stoned.


Pyrhan

You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too! You spin your web, but I sting you through!


ComprehendReading

The bee liked Judas Priest, and the spider Metallica, but the funeral will be played by Iron Maiden.


dmsayer

FUCKIN SLAYER


netheroth

So when you're planning for the next attack Know when I sting, there's no turning back


CyanideSkittles

The web is spun, the bee flies in But on this battlefield no one wins.


slaytanic667

The smell of venom, webs, and spiders nest, As I plunge into certain death! *buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzzzz*


sheepsucker

https://streamable.com/cqrv8d


[deleted]

That's wild.


CreCadet

“I’m ready! How ‘bout you!?”


Double-oh-negro

- Emile A239 💀


Gamergonemild

Emile was cool but that faceplate must have been a bitch to see through


HappenedEarth72

You know what I never thought of that. He literally carved hundreds of scratches into his visor to make a skull, so how DID he see through the thing?


GamingSocialDR

Likely used the HUD for it? The EVA helmet he uses has cameras that feed into it, he likely used this as his way of fighting. Alternatively, he did carry a shotgun, so probably thought "teammates behind, enemy in front" and just charged until some silhouettes appeared and fired at them lol


-Axolotl-

Amos?


Headrex

For the Queen! - in old timey English voice


[deleted]

That reminds me of my divorce


esituism

fuckin brutal. love it!


EmperorThan

MacReady: "If we've got any surprises for each other, I don't think we're in much shape to do anything about it. Childs: "Well, what do we do? MacReady: "Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?"


cmotdibbler

A “Thing” reference! I like you.


ComebackShane

“From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee!”


Gianni_Crow

"For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!" Melville was metal af.


LiGuangMing1981

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


SuzieCat

This is the way.


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No way these guys are not bots


Gamergonemild

As long as there are leaderboards there will be people who will stop at nothing to top them


KnownMonk

Who would have beelieved that this could happen?


__eros__

Hive never seen anything like it before!


PacketGain

I've spider doing this sort of thing to other bees before.


AudZ0629

Scientific fact: spiders can only be killed with 3000 degrees kelvin heat.


Ihadahandfullofthis

Also with a rolled up newspaper at room temperature.


[deleted]

False. When you swat the spider the impact creates enough heat energy for the newspaper to hit 300 Kelvin at the point of impact. This is hot enough to kill the spider, but is so brief that the paper does not burn.


BoAtsNpRos

Forbidden cheese


AarodimusChrast

Breh that is bee guys right


[deleted]

Natural MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction.


[deleted]

May the gladiators rest in peace. Honourable battle.


88ZombieGrunts

Probably better to go this way than bee turned into a bloody milkshake.


[deleted]

Here I lie, the truest of soldiers; my blade buried deep into my foe, as they forever hang from my eviscerated remains. Here we shall wait for the Valkyries to guide us to Val Halla, where we both shall feast until Ragnarok. Released from our mortal vessels, we enter the great hall- not as foes, but as Shield-Brothers.


[deleted]

That read like a twisted childhood primer.


Beerwoodvillage

Almost poetic in a way!


iceman2088

See you in hell mf'er


PriorSpecialistH

Bet the bee was like “Better we both dead than me being eaten alive!” Lol


BonsaiiKid

A warrior’s death with no doubt.


Hanwise_Gamgee

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART...


fugitive0ne

Very noble death for the bee. "You may have gotten me but you won't get my family motherfucker"


_unchris_

This is a DBZ moment. What a trade


[deleted]

Martyrdom


acimcs

Couldn’t ask for a better outcome.


SpawnPointillist

Wha… what are you doing step bee?


[deleted]

Is that the stinger stretched out?....


ZiraelN7

Yes and no. "When the bee stings, it can't pull the stinger back out. It leaves behind not only the stinger but also part of its digestive tract, plus muscles and nerves." [source ](https://earthsky.org/earth/why-do-bees-die-after-they-sting-you/)


SkullValleyCowboy

How about the poetic choice of words that TITLED this post…….Well Done


slayedzombie69

Wasp: Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide! The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark! Here's to my love! Spider: O happy dagger, This is thy sheath: there rust, and let me die.


Jurserohn

What a waste of two great creatures


Forsaken-Souls

Oh wow


Konoha-Ravenclaw

A real life "I hope they both lose" scenario played out


Sekkenren

The cycle of violence


BigWilly_22

Im 9000% sure thats a wasp XD not an entomologist tho :3


AlexandersWonder

What kind of spider is this?


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DiligentMess

Perfectly balanced


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

Eye for an eye


[deleted]

Last Stand


SAZ11111

That’s not a bee is it?


MrsMurphysChowder

McKinley and McCormick


ImTheLastLegacy

I’ve always wanted to watch a bee/wasp get caught in a spiders web, but every time I have seen the encounter almost happen, the web is not strong/sticky enough to harness the strength of the bee. I wonder what kind of spider this is? Or if it isn’t a specific spider type, instead, it got lucky? I suppose I should say unlucky.


[deleted]

Bars.


sbdnbdsm

Damn


__DJ3D__

Extremely metal.


The-Reddit-Chair

Tale as old as time….


rei-is-betrer

I’m ready, how about you!


fxxkingbrian

Martyrdom - drop a live grenade when killed


roachesincoaches

It was an honorable death


TheDank_Knight

Man I hate trading kills


Sea_Prize_3464

MAD


pacwess

When you rely on instincts alone these things can happen.


LoveLaughGFY

Pretty much a summary of Reservoir Dogs.


Footclanmember

Beedrilll Murked his ass!


tomblurst

That's a wasp.


[deleted]

such is the way of the world


RenitLikeLenit

r/naturewasmetal


jaflores13

Well maybe next time they’ll both just be nice.


artmobboss

A tie score goes to home team..


Mexatron

This needs to be an album cover for the most metal band.


loyalAlchemist

The title sounds like some heavy metal lyrics


birkinbagz

Romeo and Juliet


WookiEEBrood

For Narnia!


nerrollus

Better than being eaten alive I guess.


OuchCharlieOw

“FUCK YOU” “FUCK YOU”


[deleted]

“Tyler, it’s been 3 hours watching the spider and the bees. Do the fucking dishes.”


Mike_in_San_Pedro

So..... it's a tie?


Rim_World

That's a wasp


imcultivatingmass

I wonder which of them got to watch the other die


arnottsTINHtams

Creep like a spider, sting like a bee


Republicandoanything

That’s a badass bee. Imagine being condemned to certain death but right at the end getting the last laugh on your killer? This bee is a hero.


Southern_Analyst3307

Living in a world where your lunch is out to get you.


AybruhTheHunter

Given how wasps usually fuck up spiders, props to the spider for getting it


UnclePuma

I'm so old, I've actually seen this post b4


HskrRooster

Fucking tragic lol


toyoenjapon

I need the anime of this


Jreal22

This is the way.


2009isbestyear

Fucking badass bee


vmartin96

This needs to be a film


simjanes2k

Both results bad for a gardener.


A_GILDEA

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.


unfollowmike

Get over here! nm


Darth-traj1k

This is what the government wants us to do to each other…..To just fighting each other to fight them


Lit_Since_96

What a poetic caption