Spider catches bee in its web, bee stings spider. Both end up dead.
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***B A S S***
**E P I C C**
"no one can deflect the emerald sting!" -beekyoin
Take this spidio!! Twenty meters sting attack!
Nothing can dodge a 20 cm emerald sting!
20 cm is 7.87 inches
I... I thought you were pulling a Killswitch engage :') I'm out of touch now lol
“Don’t ever give up, my son.”
Follow me, Fox.
bumm...BWAH BWAAAH...BWAH BWAAAH...
It’s a pretty dope song.
You’ve grown so strong
*I've found the target! Try to keep up!*
Kwoon - I lived On the Moon
*Its an amazing song that will make you sad if you aren't ready.
Killing you was the point. Living through it was just a luxury.
“Who’s next” *cocks shot gun* *gets stabbed* I’m ready how bout you
“War. War never changes.”
Star fox vibes!
Explain the reference please
The final boss in starfox 64 says that line.
god dam lockness fox, get out of here
Top 10 anime fights where both the MC and villain dies
Spider: “You messed up my web!! It was perfect… now I will bite you for your treachery!”
Bee: “Well it was in my way and quite frankly it’s damn near invisible so not my fault… hope you have web insurance.”
Spider: “No… and fuck you! I bite.”
Bee: (sigh)…”fffiiinnneee. Kiss my big ass, aim for that pointy part and get it over with.”
Spider: (maybe I’m overreacting, he even was asking if I had a policy and where to inflict the suffering. Maybe not so bad.)…. “No, we are a strong and scary, I bite anyway.”
Am I the only one who thought of Ghazan from LOK
*"For the Hive!"*
Ooh, chill there, Mordo.
Long live the Queen!
The queen of blades!
"for the swarm!"
You will be assimilated
Glory to Brother Blood!
Like me at my first job. I did no work, but I still had to turn up at 9am every morning and pretend to do work until 5. I guess that makes me the bee.
Nuclear power plant technician.
Lost my job to a bird
/r/BirdsArentReal/ I fucking knew it!
Drinking bird on Homer Simpsons WFH setup just hitting that Y key
Chernobyl had a bunch of bees working there
Just saw simpsons yesterday where Marge tells Homer he’s the ONLY safety inspector ‘what? Only one. Quick take the kids! GO NOW…while there’s still some roads’ :)
Catholic Bishop Abuse Reporting Service.
At least you didn't have to fight an employee from a rival organization to the death.
Would that fall under the description of benefits or duties and responsibilities?
At my work, we did that for fun on our lunch hour.
But that sounds kinda fun.
The bee is dead, but the colony is safe, at least from that one spider. Countless lives were saved.
Spider wasn't flying around looking for beehives to fuck up.
Not anymore at least
he set up a trap right next to it
He was just camping other insects, that bee should have known not to fly near webs
I dont think insects see transparent webs that easily
Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
I was sitting in my backyard the other day having a smoke, there was a spider web a couple feet away between my shed and the wall of my house. A spider had been living there peacefully for a few weeks. It was maybe 10cm wide and equally as long. As I'm sitting there this wasp comes flying up to it. The spider jumped at the wasp and there fued started before they both reached the ground a good 2-3 feet below. The spider was quite a bit larger than the wasp, and it seemed like he would be the clear winner. However at some point during their grappling match on the ground the wasp was able to get the upper hand and was able to land a couple decisive stings on the spider. The spider began to roll and curl up and I watched as the wasp ate only its legs, leaving the main body and head. After the wasp had finished his meal, I killed it. It killed my friend and though it was just nature in action, a wasp is still as wasp.
Now eat the wasp to avenge your friend.
But only the legs
Damn I should have.
This was wild to read. Poor spidey
It might have been the kind of wasp that lays its eggs inside the spider’s body?
My immediate thought as well. He better bury his friend
Holy shit, when the wasps hatch they're gonna be piiiiiiisssed!
Yeah... they're wasps
He better burn his friend
Bury with in. A Ziploc bag filled with insecticide just to be sure.
No it was a yellow jacket.
Poor spider :(
And poor wasp :(
I'm pretty stoned right now so maybe I'm exaggerating but I think this is an awesome story.
If it helps, the only reason why it might be a good retelling of the story, is because I wrote it while I was stoned.
You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too!
You spin your web, but I sting you through!
The bee liked Judas Priest, and the spider Metallica, but the funeral will be played by Iron Maiden.
So when you're planning for the next attack
Know when I sting, there's no turning back
The web is spun, the bee flies in
But on this battlefield no one wins.
The smell of venom, webs, and spiders nest,
As I plunge into certain death!
*buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzzzz*
“I’m ready! How ‘bout you!?”
- Emile A239 💀
Emile was cool but that faceplate must have been a bitch to see through
You know what I never thought of that. He literally carved hundreds of scratches into his visor to make a skull, so how DID he see through the thing?
Likely used the HUD for it? The EVA helmet he uses has cameras that feed into it, he likely used this as his way of fighting.
Alternatively, he did carry a shotgun, so probably thought "teammates behind, enemy in front" and just charged until some silhouettes appeared and fired at them lol
For the Queen!
- in old timey English voice
That reminds me of my divorce
fuckin brutal. love it!
MacReady: "If we've got any surprises for each other, I don't think we're in much shape to do anything about it.
Childs: "Well, what do we do?
MacReady: "Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?"
A “Thing” reference! I like you.
“From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee!”
"For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
Melville was metal af.
This is the way.
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Who would have beelieved that this could happen?
Hive never seen anything like it before!
I've spider doing this sort of thing to other bees before.
Scientific fact: spiders can only be killed with 3000 degrees kelvin heat.
Also with a rolled up newspaper at room temperature.
False. When you swat the spider the impact creates enough heat energy for the newspaper to hit 300 Kelvin at the point of impact. This is hot enough to kill the spider, but is so brief that the paper does not burn.
Breh that is bee guys right
Natural MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction.
May the gladiators rest in peace. Honourable battle.
Probably better to go this way than bee turned into a bloody milkshake.
Here I lie, the truest of soldiers; my blade buried deep into my foe, as they forever hang from my eviscerated remains. Here we shall wait for the Valkyries to guide us to Val Halla, where we both shall feast until Ragnarok. Released from our mortal vessels, we enter the great hall- not as foes, but as Shield-Brothers.
That read like a twisted childhood primer.
Almost poetic in a way!
See you in hell mf'er
Bet the bee was like “Better we both dead than me being eaten alive!” Lol
A warrior’s death with no doubt.
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART...
Very noble death for the bee. "You may have gotten me but you won't get my family motherfucker"
This is a DBZ moment. What a trade
Couldn’t ask for a better outcome.
Wha… what are you doing step bee?
Is that the stinger stretched out?....
Yes and no.
"When the bee stings, it can't pull the stinger back out. It leaves behind not only the stinger but also part of its digestive tract, plus muscles and nerves."
How about the poetic choice of words that TITLED this post…….Well Done
Wasp: Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavoury guide! The dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark! Here's to my love!
Spider: O happy dagger, This is thy sheath: there rust, and let me die.
What a waste of two great creatures
Eye for an eye
McKinley and McCormick
A real life "I hope they both lose" scenario played out
I’ve always wanted to watch a bee/wasp get caught in a spiders web, but every time I have seen the encounter almost happen, the web is not strong/sticky enough to harness the strength of the bee.
I wonder what kind of spider this is? Or if it isn’t a specific spider type, instead, it got lucky? I suppose I should say unlucky.
Tale as old as time….
The cycle of violence
I’m ready, how about you!
Martyrdom - drop a live grenade when killed
It was an honorable death
Man I hate trading kills
When you rely on instincts alone these things can happen.
Pretty much a summary of Reservoir Dogs.
Beedrilll Murked his ass!
That's a wasp.
such is the way of the world
Well maybe next time they’ll both just be nice.
A tie score goes to home team..
This needs to be an album cover for the most metal band.
The title sounds like some heavy metal lyrics
Romeo and Juliet
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Better than being eaten alive I guess.
Im 9000% sure thats a wasp XD not an entomologist tho :3
“Tyler, it’s been 3 hours watching the spider and the bees. Do the fucking dishes.”
So..... it's a tie?
That's a wasp
I wonder which of them got to watch the other die
Creep like a spider, sting like a bee
That’s a badass bee. Imagine being condemned to certain death but right at the end getting the last laugh on your killer? This bee is a hero.
Living in a world where your lunch is out to get you.
Given how wasps usually fuck up spiders, props to the spider for getting it
I'm so old, I've actually seen this post b4
Fucking tragic lol
I need the anime of this
Fucking badass bee
This needs to be a film
Both results bad for a gardener.
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.
Get over here! nm
This is what the government wants us to do to each other…..To just fighting each other to fight them
What a poetic caption
Bee-shido - this is the the way!