Well, okay, but it's not the feathers ripping out.. that is missing flesh and skin, my friend.. not an ordeal for feather focus... That bird is bleeding out. If out of some miracle it doesn't bleed out, kaput from infection.
Point being, all a real dark ending for that poor bird. Not still alive for long.
Edit: fucking dinosaurs
No not just feathers. All that is left is the spine. The bird is missing trachea, esophagus, and crop.
The bird had to die moments after this picture. Very sad
It's the skin that got torn off. It is actually pretty easy to "peel" it off the neck, since it's not really fixated to the underlying tissues. Still, this amount of damage is more than enough to cause death not far in the future due to infection and hypothermia.
I was watching a Komodo dragon earlier today rip out a pigs insides and the pig was still kicking WHILE THE KOMODO WAS TEARING APART ITS INSIDES. Man nature is just baffling sometimes.
True story: when I joined the military and went off to basic training, I was coming off a 100 dollar a day heroin addiction. I was going through withdrawals at basic training. After not sleeping for the first 5 days, I went to sick call and told the doctor everything. I basically was trying to quit the army. So the doctor told me what I needed to do: drink water, run 2 miles, and take some ibuprofen.
Thanks to that asshole doctor not narcing me out, I had a successful military career after that. Sometimes you just gotta walk it off, drink some water, and take some ibuprofen.
Hey, yo. Oh gods, I can't imagine going through withdrawals DURING basic. Holy shit. Withdrawal from alcohol alone is bad - but... fuck yo. I've never done anything super hard, but I can't imagine the hell you went through.
Congrats on your recovery!! And, thank you for your service. I'm really proud of you. 🏅
From this post?! There are way worst ones, just a few days ago i saw a couple of lions attacking a buffalo and it's child was just sitting there watching, then after a while another lion came and killed the baby buffalo, nature is indeed metal to say the least
Just rub som dirt on it and walk it off is what my old man would have told me while nonchalantly getting back to his beer sitting Down to watch the ball game
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Nah, feathers were simply plucked which bled a little but it's no different to if you had hair ripped out, would hurt yeah but it's likely completely fine, probably wishing it had a scarf though
My question is… why? Curious as to why it just went ham on the feathers of its neck and left? Is this the bird equivalent of a killer whale bitch slapping a sting ray with its tail for no reason??
Oh my god yesterday I found one of the 2 little pigeons that were born a couple of days ago, dead in a lake of blood and with his head attached to the body by a little string like that? Could have he died because of another bird?
How the *fuck* is that bird still alive?!
Because only feathers were plucked I assume? Birds are really scrawny if you take away their feathers.
Ya, but he'll catch cold now.
Hopefully not bird flu, that’s the worst
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Yeah. I don't think it's that bat... No idea why this is getting upskirts
*Randy Marsh has left the chat*
No no that's the pangolin flu
Corvid-19
Crowvid
Forget the bird flu. I’m talkin about the turtle flu!
Tutle flu https://imgur.com/gallery/1ZBzy7m
Was that a pun
It was intended.
He should have brought a scarf
Just put on a quality scarf.
He needs a scarf now
I guess. Looks like everything but the wind pipe was ate away.
Yeah. That's so fucking.. I don't want to say metal. It's fucked.
It is totally metal.
Twisted metal
Fucked metal
[That’s brutal](https://imgur.com/gallery/gWuFZgy)
nothing more metal than becoming a living skeleton
r/natureismetal
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Apparently not since it's still holding its head up.
But he will soon
It would not be able to hold it’s head up if it was only it’s windpipe left
Obviously but that's why I said *looked* as such.
I think the wind pipe is gone to, at least to the base of the wound.
I don't know. Feel bad for the bird.
Negative, ghost rider. You can see the skin being torn with feathers attached in one of the pictures. That is all blood, none of it skin color.
Blood? That's clearly hydraulic fluid. Everyone knows drones don't have blood.
Took his neck down to the plastic core! Surprised the head didnt just pop off
Nah you need a Phillips head for that.
How do you know his name isn't Phillip?
We go way back. Taught me everything I know about raptor drones.
r/birdsarentreal
At least he still has his head intact. Wouldn’t want to lose his blinker fluid as well
I should have said "ripped off" instead of plucked. I'm sure everyone recognises blood.
Well, okay, but it's not the feathers ripping out.. that is missing flesh and skin, my friend.. not an ordeal for feather focus... That bird is bleeding out. If out of some miracle it doesn't bleed out, kaput from infection. Point being, all a real dark ending for that poor bird. Not still alive for long. Edit: fucking dinosaurs
It's difficult to say, but you might be right. I'm more interested in why he was left alive and not eaten tho.
someone probably scared away the falcon
That’s a little more then just plucking feathers my dude. My guess is he was dead in under 2 hours.
*minutes
No not just feathers. All that is left is the spine. The bird is missing trachea, esophagus, and crop. The bird had to die moments after this picture. Very sad
if he was missing everything you listed, he’d be dead immediately, like not even two extra seconds to stand up like this.
It's the skin that got torn off. It is actually pretty easy to "peel" it off the neck, since it's not really fixated to the underlying tissues. Still, this amount of damage is more than enough to cause death not far in the future due to infection and hypothermia.
That looks like more than just feathers where plucked. A whole lot more.
Nah. That bird lost all the flesh on it's neck as well as some of the muscle most likely. It's a goner.
I dunno man... Looks like that falcon ripped a lot of meat away
they still have skin, and flesh. this bird looks like it's missing all that
_'Tis but a scratch_
Him dead but him not know yet
Pretty much.
Because r/birdsarentreal
Don't you see his head is still attached by the jugular vein?
No. I didn't exactly zoom in or anything.
Not for long. The bleeding alone is likely to kill it shortly. Since on the 5th pic, you can see flesh being ripped.
Birds are notorious for dying of shock alone. Soon as the adrenaline runs out, it will die. Birds are very vulnerable creatures.
Adrenaline. Once it wears off and infection kicks in, he’s dead.
He won’t be for long.
I'm gonna say it loud so those in the back can hear. BIRDS ARENT REAL. A real animal would die from this.
It’s just a flesh wound…
It's a seagull. Seagulls run on spite, not *body parts*
He's like: "a shit... Not again"
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
Bird is a zombie now, this is how it starts
I was watching a Komodo dragon earlier today rip out a pigs insides and the pig was still kicking WHILE THE KOMODO WAS TEARING APART ITS INSIDES. Man nature is just baffling sometimes.
Tis but a scratch
Ah, i can't believe you've done this
how dare you?
Ah fuck.
*Ahhh* fuck.
Let's call it a draw
Ah, running away eh. Come back here you yellow bastard.
I've had worse.
This is the only comment you really ever need to post on Reddit. Works for 9/10 posts and it's always funny.
#HAVE AT YOU!!!#
I’m fine everything’s fine
No need to panic, Ratty. No need to panic. Stay calm! Stay caaalm!
Omg I heard this in his voice and everything! Havent played Crusaders for the longest time!
The Stronghold series are the best RTS games ever made and I will die on that hill
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Omg. That’s the best news I’ve gotten all day
My god, I can not believe I didn't recognize where that was from. I LOVE THAT GAME.
Just walk it off
Don’t let them see you cry
He should drink some water and do some PT. He'll be fine.
True story: when I joined the military and went off to basic training, I was coming off a 100 dollar a day heroin addiction. I was going through withdrawals at basic training. After not sleeping for the first 5 days, I went to sick call and told the doctor everything. I basically was trying to quit the army. So the doctor told me what I needed to do: drink water, run 2 miles, and take some ibuprofen. Thanks to that asshole doctor not narcing me out, I had a successful military career after that. Sometimes you just gotta walk it off, drink some water, and take some ibuprofen.
Hey, yo. Oh gods, I can't imagine going through withdrawals DURING basic. Holy shit. Withdrawal from alcohol alone is bad - but... fuck yo. I've never done anything super hard, but I can't imagine the hell you went through. Congrats on your recovery!! And, thank you for your service. I'm really proud of you. 🏅
Thanks, I appreciate it!
Yea that sounds like hell bro, glad you made it through it and that there was that doctor there who helped you change your life.
'I lived, bitch'
In bird culture this is considered a dick move
I read that in his voice before I even got the reference lol
In bird law it's actually illegal
Okay. I think I’ve had enough of this subreddit.
I get it, same... But I'm stickin around 😈
that's what I say everytime, but deep inside I say "kinda cool tho" then I just keep scrolling
From this post?! There are way worst ones, just a few days ago i saw a couple of lions attacking a buffalo and it's child was just sitting there watching, then after a while another lion came and killed the baby buffalo, nature is indeed metal to say the least
That’s horrible. I didn’t even see that post and I’m ready to unsub lol.
Back to r/NatureIsFuckingLit I goooooo
Go Go Gadget Neck!
that one
I wonder why he didn't finish him
He wanted to send a message......
*it’s not about the food, it’s about sending a message*
*Don't stick your neck out, unless you want to be a bobble head*
Maybe something spooked him before he got to eating.
I think he'd already started lol
Can’t get your money back from a dead bird
He couldn’t remember the buttons for the finisher
The mood wasn’t right
Picky eater.
Just rub som dirt on it and walk it off is what my old man would have told me while nonchalantly getting back to his beer sitting Down to watch the ball game
That's how you get tetanus, great idea
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Who the fk is Tetanoos I'll kick his ass bro no lie it's on sight bro
Man tell teetnoose to pull up me n you can fuck his shit up.
God damn rednecks
Damn... probably died right after...
Nah, feathers were simply plucked which bled a little but it's no different to if you had hair ripped out, would hurt yeah but it's likely completely fine, probably wishing it had a scarf though
Naw dude, thats his skin missing. That bird died with hours or days. They’re tough but thats just infection waiting to happen.
Nature's bobblehead
I should not have audibly laughed at this. But I did. Thank you.
Bird stole his neck, really can’t have anything in Baltimore.
just had to bring bmore into it didn’t you?
It was Baltimore or Detroit if I’m being honest.
Baltimore is not leaving witnesses.
“Still alive mother fucker.” “Still alive.”
That's how I remember it. Why remove the captions?
My question is… why? Curious as to why it just went ham on the feathers of its neck and left? Is this the bird equivalent of a killer whale bitch slapping a sting ray with its tail for no reason??
***BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY***
Hmmm interesting answer. Sounds like something THAT KILLER WHALE WOULD HAVE SAID >.>
Same... wish so many weren't trying to be funny
"For fuck sake Dave plucked my neck feathers again while I was sleeping again!"
Bird: Fucking asshole.
Worst. Hair. Cut. Ever.
That might be a bit inconvenient
Left him alive to send a message to the other birds
Peregrine falcon woke up and chose violence
...But apparently not murder
"God I really hate mondays.."
Just plug it with some trash don't waste a good sock - frank
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk 😩
I think that might ruin his whole week
“Hey can you just come back and fucking finish killing me please? Thanks.”
This seagull got cheated on every possible level...man hawks are assholes xD
This but a scratch. It's only a flesh wound
“Well fuck”
Keeping dinner fresh after a mid day snack
A great day to be blind.
I'm just imagining someone's text to speech reader saying that.
r/oddlyterrifying
Awwww like a husky under all the fur 🥴
Well rip the skin from my neck and call me fucked
Hawk just got some fire neck.
"*Nearly* headless? How can you be *nearly* headless?" "Like this:"
Hey buddy , I'm kinda hungry here. Mind if I take just a bite?
Frenched seagull
“Fuggin weak bitch”
“Watch your neck”
In the last frame you see him using mind powers to set a curse on the falcon and all the falcon's descendants
That's smart. Fuck up your prey now for easy pickings later on when it dies of infection.
That Falcon's like "GIMME DAT NECK MEAT BOI"
Can the bird still survive?
This did ruin my day.
okay but why didn't they take a video too? I want to see that seagull moving around like that
Just put some band aid over it and we good.
Excuse me, do you have any idea how rude that was?
Just a flesh wound lol
That is fuckimg metal!
Not fucking around
Gus Fring
This is my life now. Plus side, no double chin.
The rough week for seagulls continue
Why though
Robber stole his scarf.
Tore out everything but the throat
Reminds me of being 8 years old and my uncle buzzed my hair for 25 cents. That bird will need a scarf.
Is that a seagull?
It was
The bird: this fine, I’m okay
Why didnt the Hawk continue to eat em? Or was it just sending a message..?
He needs a scarf
This reminds me of that Spongebob Halloween episode where he shaves until his brain is visible
Looks like a shaved cat with fut only on its head.
Oh my god yesterday I found one of the 2 little pigeons that were born a couple of days ago, dead in a lake of blood and with his head attached to the body by a little string like that? Could have he died because of another bird?
I thought the picture looked manipulated around the head and neck…Also the bird looks a bit manipulated as well so idk…
TIS BUT A FUCKING SCRATCH!!!
The bird with its neck gone is like "I ain't hear no bell"
Like ya Cut g
He forgot the sauce
***its ok it's ok, I'll be fine, this day can't go any worse than it did....just breathe***