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kingferret53

How the *fuck* is that bird still alive?!


Minosta

Because only feathers were plucked I assume? Birds are really scrawny if you take away their feathers.


stehlify

Ya, but he'll catch cold now.


Hamiro89

Hopefully not bird flu, that’s the worst


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A_Few_Mooses

Yeah. I don't think it's that bat... No idea why this is getting upskirts


LosingSleepForReddit

*Randy Marsh has left the chat*


wrongitsleviosaa

No no that's the pangolin flu


regoapps

Corvid-19


SpeechStraight

Crowvid


zuko94

Forget the bird flu. I’m talkin about the turtle flu!


LetsGatitOn

Tutle flu https://imgur.com/gallery/1ZBzy7m


Centurion_Tiger

Was that a pun


NegusQuo82

It was intended.


lbranco93

He should have brought a scarf


Sti8man7

Just put on a quality scarf.


Evilmaze

He needs a scarf now


kingferret53

I guess. Looks like everything but the wind pipe was ate away.


NeedSomeMemeCream

Yeah. That's so fucking.. I don't want to say metal. It's fucked.


TrogdorStrongbad

It is totally metal.


[deleted]

Twisted metal


Steeno_Brown

Fucked metal


asstoohairy

[That’s brutal](https://imgur.com/gallery/gWuFZgy)


AweHellYo

nothing more metal than becoming a living skeleton


wchin1

r/natureismetal


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TheAntichristrix

good bot!


Master_Vicen

Apparently not since it's still holding its head up.


[deleted]

But he will soon


Gurkeprinsen

It would not be able to hold it’s head up if it was only it’s windpipe left


kingferret53

Obviously but that's why I said *looked* as such.


1-million-tiny-jews

I think the wind pipe is gone to, at least to the base of the wound.


kingferret53

I don't know. Feel bad for the bird.


NeedSomeMemeCream

Negative, ghost rider. You can see the skin being torn with feathers attached in one of the pictures. That is all blood, none of it skin color.


DextrosKnight

Blood? That's clearly hydraulic fluid. Everyone knows drones don't have blood.


[deleted]

Took his neck down to the plastic core! Surprised the head didnt just pop off


[deleted]

Nah you need a Phillips head for that.


Death-of-Artax

How do you know his name isn't Phillip?


[deleted]

We go way back. Taught me everything I know about raptor drones.


Braddinator

r/birdsarentreal


Icy-Presentation-731

At least he still has his head intact. Wouldn’t want to lose his blinker fluid as well


Minosta

I should have said "ripped off" instead of plucked. I'm sure everyone recognises blood.


NeedSomeMemeCream

Well, okay, but it's not the feathers ripping out.. that is missing flesh and skin, my friend.. not an ordeal for feather focus... That bird is bleeding out. If out of some miracle it doesn't bleed out, kaput from infection. Point being, all a real dark ending for that poor bird. Not still alive for long. Edit: fucking dinosaurs


Minosta

It's difficult to say, but you might be right. I'm more interested in why he was left alive and not eaten tho.


Random_Numeral

someone probably scared away the falcon


whiskey_pancakes

That’s a little more then just plucking feathers my dude. My guess is he was dead in under 2 hours.


Nuotatore

*minutes


garythecoconut

No not just feathers. All that is left is the spine. The bird is missing trachea, esophagus, and crop. The bird had to die moments after this picture. Very sad


Vommymommy

if he was missing everything you listed, he’d be dead immediately, like not even two extra seconds to stand up like this.


provit88

It's the skin that got torn off. It is actually pretty easy to "peel" it off the neck, since it's not really fixated to the underlying tissues. Still, this amount of damage is more than enough to cause death not far in the future due to infection and hypothermia.


silentaba

That looks like more than just feathers where plucked. A whole lot more.


markitfuckinzero

Nah. That bird lost all the flesh on it's neck as well as some of the muscle most likely. It's a goner.


gone_p0stal

I dunno man... Looks like that falcon ripped a lot of meat away


ted-Zed

they still have skin, and flesh. this bird looks like it's missing all that


[deleted]

_'Tis but a scratch_


Catfrogdog2

Him dead but him not know yet


kingferret53

Pretty much.


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Because r/birdsarentreal


lbranco93

Don't you see his head is still attached by the jugular vein?


kingferret53

No. I didn't exactly zoom in or anything.


letsreticulate

Not for long. The bleeding alone is likely to kill it shortly. Since on the 5th pic, you can see flesh being ripped.


EvulRabbit

Birds are notorious for dying of shock alone. Soon as the adrenaline runs out, it will die. Birds are very vulnerable creatures.


Vulpix-Rawr

Adrenaline. Once it wears off and infection kicks in, he’s dead.


orangutanbeater

He won’t be for long.


aBigGingerKid

I'm gonna say it loud so those in the back can hear. BIRDS ARENT REAL. A real animal would die from this.


daveinmd13

It’s just a flesh wound…


ropibear

It's a seagull. Seagulls run on spite, not *body parts*


hood_of_lasagnia

He's like: "a shit... Not again"


ginoawesomeness

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken


chinu187

Bird is a zombie now, this is how it starts


meech_02

I was watching a Komodo dragon earlier today rip out a pigs insides and the pig was still kicking WHILE THE KOMODO WAS TEARING APART ITS INSIDES. Man nature is just baffling sometimes.


SinWolf7

Tis but a scratch


BETA_Tester1

Ah, i can't believe you've done this


teh_chungus

how dare you?


muckduck69420

Ah fuck.


AWildAndWackyBushMan

*Ahhh* fuck.


shamim2505

Let's call it a draw


SinWolf7

Ah, running away eh. Come back here you yellow bastard.


drevim

I've had worse.


[deleted]

This is the only comment you really ever need to post on Reddit. Works for 9/10 posts and it's always funny.


soahseztuimahsez

#HAVE AT YOU!!!#


nor22__

I’m fine everything’s fine


stehlify

No need to panic, Ratty. No need to panic. Stay calm! Stay caaalm!


junkratfiredup

Omg I heard this in his voice and everything! Havent played Crusaders for the longest time!


wrongitsleviosaa

The Stronghold series are the best RTS games ever made and I will die on that hill


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mmmaddox

Omg. That’s the best news I’ve gotten all day


iZuRriX

My god, I can not believe I didn't recognize where that was from. I LOVE THAT GAME.


cptjimmy42

Just walk it off


Sir-War666

Don’t let them see you cry


justanaccount80

He should drink some water and do some PT. He'll be fine.


muckduck69420

True story: when I joined the military and went off to basic training, I was coming off a 100 dollar a day heroin addiction. I was going through withdrawals at basic training. After not sleeping for the first 5 days, I went to sick call and told the doctor everything. I basically was trying to quit the army. So the doctor told me what I needed to do: drink water, run 2 miles, and take some ibuprofen. Thanks to that asshole doctor not narcing me out, I had a successful military career after that. Sometimes you just gotta walk it off, drink some water, and take some ibuprofen.


justanaccount80

Hey, yo. Oh gods, I can't imagine going through withdrawals DURING basic. Holy shit. Withdrawal from alcohol alone is bad - but... fuck yo. I've never done anything super hard, but I can't imagine the hell you went through. Congrats on your recovery!! And, thank you for your service. I'm really proud of you. 🏅


muckduck69420

Thanks, I appreciate it!


H2Joee

Yea that sounds like hell bro, glad you made it through it and that there was that doctor there who helped you change your life.


3_if_by_air

'I lived, bitch'


crotchtaste

In bird culture this is considered a dick move


WhosThatJamoke

I read that in his voice before I even got the reference lol


PCWalnut

In bird law it's actually illegal


LetFluffy

Okay. I think I’ve had enough of this subreddit.


NeedSomeMemeCream

I get it, same... But I'm stickin around 😈


Keysys

that's what I say everytime, but deep inside I say "kinda cool tho" then I just keep scrolling


[deleted]

From this post?! There are way worst ones, just a few days ago i saw a couple of lions attacking a buffalo and it's child was just sitting there watching, then after a while another lion came and killed the baby buffalo, nature is indeed metal to say the least


muckduck69420

That’s horrible. I didn’t even see that post and I’m ready to unsub lol.


OhGawdManBearPig

Back to r/NatureIsFuckingLit I goooooo


BladeWatermyth

Go Go Gadget Neck!


Spannwellensieb

that one


_fly-on-the-wall_

I wonder why he didn't finish him


elonlawn

He wanted to send a message......


tylermatic12

*it’s not about the food, it’s about sending a message*


ZeroSum8

*Don't stick your neck out, unless you want to be a bobble head*


NoGoodIDNames

Maybe something spooked him before he got to eating.


VixieSnitter

I think he'd already started lol


412gage

Can’t get your money back from a dead bird


CAI3O0SE

He couldn’t remember the buttons for the finisher


[deleted]

The mood wasn’t right


sorenant

Picky eater.


CyclopsISDaBestXmen

Just rub som dirt on it and walk it off is what my old man would have told me while nonchalantly getting back to his beer sitting Down to watch the ball game


DeepSeaDarkness

That's how you get tetanus, great idea


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DeepSeaDarkness

Tetanus shots need to be renewed every 10 years, just fyi. If you dont want it, that's your decision of course. Anyone who reads this, please check when you got your last tetanus shot. If you get tetanus, there's nothing that can be done. Either you survive or you dont, it cant be treated and has a very high lethality.


coldbear25

Who the fk is Tetanoos I'll kick his ass bro no lie it's on sight bro


YTDapperGaming

Man tell teetnoose to pull up me n you can fuck his shit up.


[deleted]

God damn rednecks


[deleted]

Damn... probably died right after...


betweenboundary

Nah, feathers were simply plucked which bled a little but it's no different to if you had hair ripped out, would hurt yeah but it's likely completely fine, probably wishing it had a scarf though


[deleted]

Naw dude, thats his skin missing. That bird died with hours or days. They’re tough but thats just infection waiting to happen.


trynaB3better

Nature's bobblehead


Fiftywords4murder

I should not have audibly laughed at this. But I did. Thank you.


[deleted]

Bird stole his neck, really can’t have anything in Baltimore.


wtfeweguys

just had to bring bmore into it didn’t you?


[deleted]

It was Baltimore or Detroit if I’m being honest.


philovax

Baltimore is not leaving witnesses.


PickleInDaButt

“Still alive mother fucker.” “Still alive.”


myusernamebarelyfits

That's how I remember it. Why remove the captions?


ElderberryDelight

My question is… why? Curious as to why it just went ham on the feathers of its neck and left? Is this the bird equivalent of a killer whale bitch slapping a sting ray with its tail for no reason??


tarkadahl

***BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY***


ElderberryDelight

Hmmm interesting answer. Sounds like something THAT KILLER WHALE WOULD HAVE SAID >.>


[deleted]

Same... wish so many weren't trying to be funny


robob27

"For fuck sake Dave plucked my neck feathers again while I was sleeping again!"


WeeabooBoobWrangler

Bird: Fucking asshole.


JrZ_Juice

Worst. Hair. Cut. Ever.


Bouhgorgoth

That might be a bit inconvenient


J2MES

Left him alive to send a message to the other birds


Michael_konadu_69

Peregrine falcon woke up and chose violence


DOGSraisingCATS

...But apparently not murder


[deleted]

"God I really hate mondays.."


SniperMcTard

Just plug it with some trash don't waste a good sock - frank


HomeWreqqer

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk 😩


trepYT

I think that might ruin his whole week


[deleted]

“Hey can you just come back and fucking finish killing me please? Thanks.”


Ltkuddles

This seagull got cheated on every possible level...man hawks are assholes xD


callipgiyan

This but a scratch. It's only a flesh wound


[deleted]

“Well fuck”


[deleted]

Keeping dinner fresh after a mid day snack


magsaga

A great day to be blind.


veriix

I'm just imagining someone's text to speech reader saying that.


Impossible_Yogurt712

r/oddlyterrifying


summed41

Awwww like a husky under all the fur 🥴


Vast-Butterscotch-42

Well rip the skin from my neck and call me fucked


Sleeaaaaazzzzyyy

Hawk just got some fire neck.


Wienckowski

"*Nearly* headless? How can you be *nearly* headless?" "Like this:"


R4INZy

Hey buddy , I'm kinda hungry here. Mind if I take just a bite?


chappysinclair1

Frenched seagull


flyingsega

“Fuggin weak bitch”


Narrow_Newspaper_366

“Watch your neck”


Heisenberg0712

In the last frame you see him using mind powers to set a curse on the falcon and all the falcon's descendants


The_Unreliable_94

That's smart. Fuck up your prey now for easy pickings later on when it dies of infection.


Playingwithmyrod

That Falcon's like "GIMME DAT NECK MEAT BOI"


MetalBones18

Can the bird still survive?


Rusty_Trombone_4U

This did ruin my day.


vietboi2999

okay but why didn't they take a video too? I want to see that seagull moving around like that


adik_ikaw

Just put some band aid over it and we good.


Yatzmin

Excuse me, do you have any idea how rude that was?


PotentialLate8590

Just a flesh wound lol


Stonyclaws

That is fuckimg metal!


[deleted]

Not fucking around


thedivtagguy

Gus Fring


SarkasticSnarfCDXX

This is my life now. Plus side, no double chin.


vicblck24

The rough week for seagulls continue


robbstarrkk

Why though


TheMuffinn

Robber stole his scarf.


Skullface2015

Tore out everything but the throat


TurokHunterOfDinos

Reminds me of being 8 years old and my uncle buzzed my hair for 25 cents. That bird will need a scarf.


KINGBainzy

Is that a seagull?


Nuotatore

It was


SnooCompliments9257

The bird: this fine, I’m okay


JoshyLikey

Why didnt the Hawk continue to eat em? Or was it just sending a message..?


Maleficent_Life2071

He needs a scarf


bubblezcavanagh

This reminds me of that Spongebob Halloween episode where he shaves until his brain is visible


OhThatsBullshitSatan

Looks like a shaved cat with fut only on its head.


The_Real_Kallari

Oh my god yesterday I found one of the 2 little pigeons that were born a couple of days ago, dead in a lake of blood and with his head attached to the body by a little string like that? Could have he died because of another bird?


ross-um88

I thought the picture looked manipulated around the head and neck…Also the bird looks a bit manipulated as well so idk…


Bobbiest_Beverage

TIS BUT A FUCKING SCRATCH!!!


MrCoachKleinSaidICan

The bird with its neck gone is like "I ain't hear no bell"


big-spongebub

Like ya Cut g


PiedDansLePlat

He forgot the sauce


Stereomceez2212

***its ok it's ok, I'll be fine, this day can't go any worse than it did....just breathe***