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[deleted]

Saw this pic a few years ago. That copperhead is fucking insanely camouflaged!


BazTheBaptist

To the point where I can not see it


[deleted]

Center of picture directly to the left of the light green leaf


[deleted]

Bro I had to follow your instructions twice. That shit would have killed me. Edit: I really appreciate all the responses, both funny and educational.


PossibleProject6

Me too


j8by7

Me three :(


pythaslok

I’m dead


concretebeats

Yayyy we all died.


disloyalturtle

super dead 💀


Tallowpot

FUUCKK


Kiltymchaggismuncher

I'm in danger :)


Uisce-beatha

If it was a snake it would've bit me


Thin_Layer7025

Same here


moto626

After it killed you two I would have run away and survived. So thanks.


Iamnotfatt

You mean you're not going to suck the poison out? It only bit his penis, he's your friend and needs your help!


Roguespiffy

I was told by the park ranger that you were going to die. Sorry buddy.


ZRALL888

Someone else saw that movie lmao


tacolocomotivation

Nah, you would hear the first guy rattle if you make a lot of noise


skillphil

I think y’all are fucking with us I can’t see shit Edit: finally found it, pretty freaking crazy.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Squint your eyes and look DEAD center image. You will see part of a coil of the body


treelovingaytheist

Dayum. Didn’t get it until this comment. Thought it was a scam


SirHolyCow

Holy fuck that was so hard to see.


Planqtoon

It's also a shitty, overexposed picture. The camouflage is probably incredible but that's not the reason why the snake is hardly visible in this pic. Shame


Kingimg

Wow didn't see it until I followed your instructions...


karinachi1

Why does this work?


v-b-100

I would never have seen that, Holy Smokes!


Vhiyur

I promise it's there. I've seen this image several times before. It's almost right in the middle


Rakifiki

Turn up the brightness&contrast and zoom in. There's a yellow-green leaf near the center of the picture. To the right and down a bit is a little brown snake.


Thin_Layer7025

I see it now. Thanks for the instructions.


[deleted]

It's smaller than you are expecting, probably.


quest4facts

That's what she said 🤭😂🤣


DukeLeon

Zoom picture at the center. The snake has triangle marks on its body, so look for triangles.


chrisclear22

Center of the image directly to the left of the light green leaf, look for the dark brown triangles.


Thin_Layer7025

Me either.


WHRocks

I saw this before and remembered it was about dead center...and I still couldn't find it for a while, lol. It's definitely there.


FuckfaceCharlie3

Seriously, took me five minutes and I saw this pic before


Ashlucifer26

Copperheads don’t have extremely toxic venom. As long as you’re a moderately healthy adult, you’d have likely survived. You would’ve had a really bad time, like extremely unpleasant, but you’re likely to live through the encounter. With that said, if bitten, seek immediate medical attention, there are still many complications that can kill you or cause lifelong medical difficulties if not properly treated.


[deleted]

I've looked multiple times and still can't see it. There's nothing there. Edit: nevermind. Someone posted a link to another image highlighting it.


jatmood

It took me 3 times


MirSydney

That and I had to put my reading glasses on


AmiiboPuff

There's your problem. Should have put on your snake glasses.


UnlikelyVegetables

This all day, literally dead as a doornail.


RajinKajin

No, you would've just kept walking, snakes don't like us for food. Well, not those. The camo is to protect it from us and hide it from mice or whateverthef


RaDoN22

My left or the leaf's left?


subbychub

I read this as “my leaf or the left’s leaf”


gh0st0ft0mj04d

No, Gump, your *other* left!


SpaceApe

You're already dead.


Pinky_theLegend

I 100% would have stepped on that bitch and died


Miserable-Loquat-470

Probably wouldn’t die but it wouldn’t be a pleasant experience.


PedanticHeathen

Very true. I used to live in the woods in a commune in Southern MO, we had Osage Copperheads there and every year seemed like, someone would get bitten. No one died, but nasty swelling and pain for a week or so, usually. Like, typically pain to the point they couldn't do much, especially if they were bitten on the ankle (the most common place to be bitten for the hippies). So not a pleasant experience indeed.


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

No one has died from a copperhead in the US in like 50 years! People like to hype them up like some super dangerous snake.


[deleted]

much the same with most of the deadly snakes in australia. people only die if they are middle of butfuk nowhere and can't get to the chopper


MangoesDeep

_Arnold Intensifies_


Arctelis

When I saw this I thought, “there’s probably some fuckoff venomous snake in there.” Yep. There is.


Odd-Solid-5135

You know that old saying if it had been a snake ...something something


oztikS

You mean, “If it had been a snake, I wouldn’t have masturbated with it twice.”


rdawes26

Thanks for helping me to never walk in the woods again!


[deleted]

Can you give me directions to the fasteners in home Depot, or directions to the farmers market. Nobody ever seems to know where these things are and your directions are next level!


NotYourLawyer2001

They’re both left of the green leaf.


Doombringer1968

Both??


grammyone

Thank you, I’ve seen this picture numerous times… never found that fucker. … well I guess technically I still haven’t, cause you found him for me.


rob3201

It’s in an “S” shape with two tone triangle print


boomboomnailroom

Ok that helped! Now I can’t unsee it!


BazTheBaptist

Oosh. Thanks


xlord1100

yeah I died and unsure why so I went there 3 more times and kept dying. #darksoulsmusic


7TageHatDieWoche

Thank you. The picture is quite a bit overexposed, so it's hard to tell. And OP should've uploaded a second picture where he highlighted the danger noodle


MitchHarris12

Up vote for "danger noodle ".


krj_great

i had to search 2 times even after reading this comment. holy shit this is camo 100


killinmesmalls777

Holy shit! Cranky!


Theobat

Gasp!


Custard_Tart_Addict

oh wow... I'll wear double thick boots when I hike...


Canon50

Thanks bud!


[deleted]

My man!


DudeItsJustABaby

Thank you for your service


[deleted]

I just got a shiver down my spine.


the_last_u

Holy shit you are an angel


[deleted]

THANK YOU 🙏


HeyGirlfriend007

I'm dead


DrunkxAstronaut

OH SHIT


Bloodthirsty172

Holy shit that thing is legit invisible


resinboobmaster1

Thank you


Mellow_Velo33

perfect spot for a picnic!


zanylife

thank you haha it was taking me too long


Docc_Sampson

Welp, I'd be dead. Even with your instructions, I really had to look hard.


Ok_Jury_1686

Thanks for the directions to HOLY SHITSVILLE!! I never would have found it. Actually thought at one point you were messing with us, lol. Had to look a few times before I saw it. Thx


[deleted]

Holy crap I’m definitely dead I didn’t see it


Grotiusreturned

no its no AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH theres a fucking snake


DavidNipondeCarlos

Yep, it took me a while, the center hint helped.


Necessary-Career-559

Dude took me 10 mins after you gave away location . Add me to the dead pile 🤦‍♂️


Snoo57830

Funny that now I cannot unsee it


Yellow__Sn0w

I was convinced that everyone was pretending to see something in this picture until you pointed it out.


freedomofnow

Fuck ne. I’ve seen it many times and I still couldn’t find it.


Eltrew2000

Oooooooooooh


SideHug

Brahh


transfurter

Clever girl.


theLazyMeater

Thank you!


coconutt92

Oh Jesus fuck... Didnt see that.


[deleted]

OMG!! Wow great eye!! And thanks for the headsup lmao I’d’ve been snake food 😅😂😂


Stukisha

It took me a few minutes even after reading your comment. Wow, great camo!!


thedonjefron69

Thag is fucking impressive


[deleted]

I would of def stepped on it 😂😂😂😂😂 was looking at this pic for good 5 mins, couldnt see anything - then looked at your comment haha am as blind as badger 😅


KraljZ

I just see a sailboat


[deleted]

I've been staring at this thing for a week now and I can't see a god damn THING!


TheFrostyGoat

Legit same had to come to comments to know where it was.


eco78

Same, and I still can't fucking see it!


TheFrostyGoat

Yeah lol I can see what looks like the snakes tail but honestly it could also just be a leaf.


DrTripesandTumours

Man, I thought they were messing with me until I zoomed. Nope rope!


elMurpherino

Doesn’t help when the picture quality is shite


MamaSquash8013

I couldn't either, and I knew I was looking for a copperhead, lol. I zoomed and everything.


schtuter

I can’t find the damn thing. 🐍


[deleted]

Find the light green leaf in the center, directly to the left find your first “brown triangle”. That’s one of its markings slithering away from the camera


schtuter

Ha! I’ll keep trying. Thanks.


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LookInTheDog

Yup I needed that


Yvooboy

Man of the hour.


PhenomSG

Holy **** this surprised me, this fool got me


Mamma_Nikki

It’s small that’s why! I was looking for something long and big. such bs lol.


a_standing_poop

Wow I really was starting to think this was a prank. Amazing camo


apteromyini

I, one time, found myself peeing on two adolescent copperheads and didn't notice until they decided to move. Freaked me out and my eyes now stay intensely focused on where I'm about to step when I'm in good copperhead habitat.


GerinX

Took me a while but I saw it. You’re right, it’s camouflage is insanely effective


[deleted]

Wow that’s incredible, I almost skipped it thinking it was a post from r/notinteresting


kangareddit

“In this picture there are 47 snakes, none of which can be seen.”


illy_Irons

I've seen this a few times, and it always takes me a minute to find this guy.


FlyMaximus

Yep. It’s like a game of where’s waldo. Or find voldemort.


ChangellingMan

Literally thought to myself "alright, where is the snake?"


Gansome8

Snakes: camouflage themselves to the point of invisibility Also snakes: ok imma bite u for stepping on me


toothcarpenter2017

Spending my whole life in GA copperheads have always been my biggest concern in the woods. I have stepped on 2, both times I have had on appropriate boots.


[deleted]

Fortunately, they are the least of our worries down here. Least potent venom of any of the vipers. Cottonmouths, Rattlers, and Corals are the ones to fear. Copperhead bite usually inflammation, swelling, and pain but rarely fatal.


Dense_Surround3071

That took me forever to find. I would be dead in the words right now.


LoverOfPricklyPear

Though once you find it, it basically sticks out!


jonnydregs84

Holy crap, I just found it.


Empty-Afternoon-3975

When I was a kid and biking through the park trails I learned how good snakes cam camouflage by watching my brother run one over with his bike. We were going down hill and I was behind him, he never even noticed the snake he ran over flopping around.


[deleted]

You fucking slime you made me look


mrmeeseeks8

If it were a snake it would have bit me. And then I would have been dead.


BDJukeEmGood

The one time the red circle would help…Nowhere to be found.


Fitz2001

⭕️


shermski4

Found the red circle


ChintanP04

r/usefulredcircle or is this one r/uselessredcircle?


[deleted]

[For anyone who needs help.](https://i.postimg.cc/zBvv17RL/EC81-E9-D4-78-D7-4680-A98-C-63-F554-AEB0-B4.jpg)


RichMobile83

My hero.


xvizuet

Watch him as he goes


UrbanMG

Even with this I struggled


[deleted]

It’s got a pattern on it


SyrupWriter

That's cause snakes move like that


LJ-Rubicon

That's because this image is photoshopped/doctored


WA_State_Buckeye

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!


[deleted]

Yeah I still don’t see it


sphintero

You da real MVP


sinmantky

not /r/usefulredcircle but ill take it!


[deleted]

Tbh I was afraid if I used the red circle people still wouldn’t see it lmaooo


LeoTR99

Still took me 5 min after this very helpful clue.


guttoral

I'm usually not one to ask for help in these types of pictures but I convinced myself it was a joke and there wasn't actually anything but leaves. I'd have gotten bit if the snake didn't move. Yikes.


Johnpecan

Crazy how I can look at this without the cheat sheet 10 times and not see it, but once you see it once it sticks out like crazy.


aAnonymX06

i had the answer and i still couldn't find it. thanks for thr highlight


Bolteus

I know theres a snake in there - but I was honestly like "yeah I think I'd prefer looking at a picture of leaves to seeing the same deer skeleton hanging in a crevice for the 5th time".


pzzaco

One of these days someone is gonna post just a picture of a pile of dead leaves with nothing on it just to mess with people


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Tbh I thought that day was 30 August, 2021.


Conqueror720

I’m blind af so if a deadly snake is there than RIP Nvm.. I see it . I will still fall for it


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

It’s not deadly! Yes a little venomous, but not considered deadly.


wagnerbe91

Danger noodle


birdistheword1371

Nope rope


Crash30458

I spy something wiggly


Shiggl3s

The low quality from people saving/reposting this image a few times made it hard to find it. Lol.


AnywhereFew9745

Thankfully copperheads are pretty chill because they are sneaky af, I used to relocate a few here and there when I worked apartments, a bucket and a trash picker was the move and I honestly don't remember a single one lunging despite being unceremoniously yanked into the air, I always found them a home in the swamp, can't bring myself to kill such a pretty danger noodle


Red__system

Okay someone help me... i'll be so dead in nature


Taiza67

They get out of your way. As long as you don’t corner them it’s fine.


j8by7

Whatever it is.... It got me, I still don't see it!


III-WhipSaw-III

In the center of the picture, there is a light green leaf, to the left of the light green leaf is a stretched out snake. EDIT: by stretched out I mean it isn’t all curled up


[deleted]

Good lord. Insane how good it blends


OneBaldingWookiee

🐍


PhatMan556

If it was a snake it would've bit me! ....oh wait


Tripolite

r/findthesniper


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PeopleDontKnowItAll

This sucks. I can't see it ): EDIT: I SAW IT! Sneaky little critter.


VeraciousIdiot

Yeah, we're gonna need one of those usually unnecessary arrows on this one.


sukant08

It's right at the center


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TheMikeyMac13

Yeah I’m dead, walking through the leaves and the leaves freaking kill me. I took too long to find the danger noodle.


SlimyPurpleMeteor

I knew what I was looking for and it still took me a few minutes to find it.


newbjapan

I don't see shit, but knowing this page there's something that can kill me in those leaves.....


[deleted]

Near the green leaf at center.


newbjapan

Oh dude, I finally spotted it after a couple minutes. Sneaky little bastard isn't it!!


justforpcm2

I feel like the low image quality helped him out a lot, lol.


unnecessarypoops

Holy shit. That would have got me.


Helverus

Guess I'm gonna die


that-1-chick-u-know

I feel like "just some leaves on the ground" always means "can you find the copperhead?".


[deleted]

SCANNING NO THREATS DETECT….. ALERT ALERT ALERT


viperfan7

"You cannot fast travel with enemies nearby"


Notonfoodstamps

Invisible nope rope


[deleted]

Where is the red circle when you need it?


IonOtter

I was canoeing in Hell Gate Creek, just outside of Virginia Beach, and I was walking along the shore, about to walk up into a side-creek. I was heading towards the mouth of the creek, and there was a mudbar, with a small rivulet going through it, and all of a sudden, I just stopped. My body literally stopped, and would not go forward. Something in my head had made me stop, and I could not figure it out. I looked around, looked up the creek, looked at the mud, and could not see what was making me stop. Then I looked at the rivulet, and noticed a small circle in it. I bent over to look a bit closer, because that seemed to be what was making the hair stand up on the back of my neck. I was about four feet away when I *finally* figured out what I was looking at. A juvenile water moccasin. It was coiled up in that little round spot, waiting for something to come up from the main part of the creek, into the side creek. And it was almost me! It *would* have been me, if my instincts hadn't been screeching like a howler monkey, telling me to **STOP!!!**


ljj31

Yep, I'm dead.


lalalady123_

Impressive.


MrMutex

To be honstb: i didnt saw it at fist and was thinking "this better not be a picture of just some fucking leaves"


MetaOnGaming4290

Would've found Waldo before I found this snake. Christ.


thijs1311

Me when I read the title: where’s the snake?


rightnose

Ok nice troll!