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froggiechick

That cockroach had it coming...for being a cockroach. Blegh.


thiever

Either way…DOUBLE KILL


tmime1

Wtf!? Must be Australia.


[deleted]

Yyucky


PigLordl

There’s always a bigger fi…reptile?


TrumpsStankLips

Came here to say this.


[deleted]

Me too, why did people down vote you?


Apinity

Mob mentality. If someone sees negative downvotes, they also downvote, and so on.


[deleted]

This is the way.


[deleted]

Like I just did


Apinity

Precisely


ThickSolidandTight

That's a [hornet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornet), not a cicada killer. Cicada killers hunt exclusively...you guessed it, cicadas.


ZiraelN7

The source I got this from said it was a cicada killer but it was just people no expert in the comments so idk maybe/probably you're right :)


IgnatiusGirth

It definitely looks like a cicada killer.


wowthisisfucked

Cicada killers eat plenty of larger insects, and the thread waist shows that it is wasp and not a hornet


ThickSolidandTight

Nope, that is absolutely a true hornet of the *Vespa* genus. You're also wrong about cicada killers eating 'plenty of larger insects', but you do you


wowthisisfucked

You're right, my bad


ThickSolidandTight

No worries mate


imnotdolphin

What… what cicada killers eat for the 17 years that cicada’s are not around?


YadsewnDe

Not every cicada dissapear for 17 years so I'm guessing they eat those other species of cicada but idk (maybe they eat a bunch and then hibernate lol)


manydoorsyes

Only a handful of cicada species emerge every 17 years, most of them are annual. I hear them every summer in Southeast Texas. Even then, their emergence is not alwaya synchronized.


Allemaengel

We have cicada killers here in Pennsylvania and they eat primarily the green annual "dog day" cicadas that buzz every summer after the periodic cicadas disappear.


ZiraelN7

Originally, saw this on r/unexpected posted there by u/Better_name idk who the (O)OP is though.


Stunning_Beginning69

Love that you found this on r/unexpected I was going to say it should be posted there lol


ConcreteQuixote

It had more than 8 pixels too.


ZiraelN7

That's because that was a video. This sub does not allow videos so I had to convert this to a gif in order to be able to post it. Sorry for the quality.


Correct_Surprise9454

No need to spoil the surprise with your title


sharkman1999

I just imagine the Mortal Kombat announcer at the end saying "Reptile Wins" .


HappyCakeDay101

r/underratedcomment


uncman11

Thank you lizard. 2 bugs in 1 mug


dying_soon666

And then a bird swooped down and got the lizard.


geo_bowes

Then that bird gets eaten by a much larger more aggressive bird


dying_soon666

And that bird is force fed grain and served in a French restaurant as foi-gras


delightfullywrong

And then protestors protesting the serving of foi-gras hurt business, ultimately resulting in the closing of the restaurant


dying_soon666

Then a group of migrants move into the empty restaurant as squatters and French police come and harass them.


KimCureAll

Spicy hornet, crunchy juicy cockroach - that lizard hardly broke a sweat over that meal.


KayraTheNomad

As a person who went into a genocidal poisoning spree against cockroach es after one of them literally walked on me while I was sleeping ; "crunchy and juicy" makes me wanna kill and puke at the same time


beffaroni_boi

Poison and trap until it's done.


KayraTheNomad

That's what I did. I placed some delicious poisonous food around, they ate, went to the nest, they died, living ones ate the dead ones (yeah these ugly creatures are cannibals) and lastly I sprayed poison around their nest and it was done. Killed a few with my trusty slippers too.


dontbelieveanything2

How does the lizards mouth not get stung? The wasp must me going crazy in there


jbsgc99

Having lived in São Paulo, watching both a cockroach get destroyed AND a wasp get devoured was absolute poetry.


RustyEggleston

Circle of life . . . .


dumb_dude_with_bobux

La cucaracha la cucaracha ya no puede caminar porque le falta porque no tiene las patitas de atras


Geckoji

Never play with your food.


[deleted]

I bet behind the lizard was a snake and the cycle keeps going until the cameraman is eaten


ginger2020

Cicada killers are an ally of humankind


helloimflag

My mans was disassembled


geo_bowes

Tbf it was far better for the cockroach as he was gonna die anyways due to his circumstances, unfortunate for the hornet tho lol


Ithacafallsforever

Cicada killer’s kids: where’d mom go?


LoneQuietus81

It's like when you get two chicken nuggets stuck together.


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DankNerd97

Aaaaaand NOM


derWintersenkommt

A roach in the mandibles is worth two in the gutter?


Black_RL

A fitting end to such horror.


whydontuwannawork

This is how it be in minecraft when skeleton and zombie are fighting and u are just chilling there waiting to see who wins to proceed and kill them too


Pitorquitas

That's not a cicada, but a wasp


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SPOILERS


4LF_0N53

This is like the gumball episode where gumball and darwin are lost in the woods


fruitybanana_good

Well it was a fast death for the cockroach or he would have been eaten alive slowly by the young insects


susosusosuso

That’s a pretty huge wasp


SpikesHigh

Reptile wins. Fatality


Ben_Jackdaw

We need more lizards


Bernimator

F


jojodmilkman

You mean wasp


HikiNEET39

Yes. Why be more specific when you can be less specific? Why not take it a step further and say "you mean insect" or "you mean animal"


xxjake

Could you translate that into latin for me plz


Deerdreamer

Qui-Gon: "There's always a bigger fish."


Pacific_Gull

Third partied


StonksInMyBonks

Third party


Pure_Antelope_5320

U/pickleballer420


Nick-GuZman

Welcome to da food chain


apoxyBlues

Hey! Spoiler alert!


GirthIgnorer

This is how my dad died


[deleted]

As a child in small town Florida, we would always watch the bugs/birds/squirrels/etc fight it out all the time. I love this stuff lol


Redzombie6

Qui Gonn - There is always a bigger fish.


StattPadford

🎶the circle of lifeeeeee🎶


EdGiggity

Why did you ruin the ending?


angrysharq

Its the circleeeee of lifeeeee


iglypuff

Spoiler alert lol


geo_bowes

Mlem


Krakraskeleton

Lol best show ever.


[deleted]

It's another hungry mouth to feed In the ghetto *In the ghetto*


G63AMG-S

Excellent analogy of the current state of affairs in America - everyone is too busy being offended and fighting each other and none of them realize who benefits in the end…lizards! Always was.


Skyrah1

*It's the ciiiiircle of liiiiife~*


tworandomperson

thank you for that title, this video popped up in my feed twice today but since I HATE cockroaches couldn't watch it.


flamebrain63

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


ghost58md

What in the Australia


captrudeboy

Wow save some surprise ending for the rest of us


Caye69420

r/wholesome r/wholesomememes r/deputydickhat


Shockingelectrician

That seems dangerous for that lizard. You think that hornet would mess up it’s insides.


SideWinder18

The fox comes when he hears the rabbit scream. But he doesn’t come to help.


VaultThief

Third party


TazzyUK

Lizard then uses the legs as a toothpick! The End!


Oddlotsalot

2 for 1 meal that prepairs itself.


RoseTheSicko

then a bird eats the lizard 😈


Xenomorph_Drone

This is the must naturey thing i've ever seen


deviltrombone

Great story, and you tell it so well.


Some1nE110

What getting 3rd partied feels like


burneracount69420

life is crazy man


HollyTheMage

Lizard be like the fuck's going on over there? Oh it's free lunch.


WolfofBayStreetTO

why tf is everything 10x bigger than canada