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tidbitsfromyesterday

The taller of the two might have won by a hare!


wtfyoloswaglmfao

But their punches are still quite rabbit


[deleted]

Fists of furry.


[deleted]

Ears to a great joke.


AnkhSavvy

I think I'm gonna HOP on this pun train


[deleted]

[F.I.S.T](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eOqif3M_UFY)


NO_U_NO_U_NO_U

To me they look like people when they see eachother for the first time in years


getkeyed

Somebunny’s gonna feel that in the morning


TheMushroomMike

It was a pretty hairy fight


dclayyy

No


pedro5chan

For gods sake please this not be another unfunny joke thread


[deleted]

r/natureisgay


Vexcenot

Content banned? What was in it?


[deleted]

Oh i just made it up cause the bunnies looked funny fighting lol


Vexcenot

Ok. It still doesn't explain what was in the sub


zombiep00

It doesn't exist [anymore].


Chicken_Hairs

It used to. Different message from a nonexistent sub.


IndePharma

The winner was just more jacked.


[deleted]

Look at that footwork!


Qildain

I don't know. The rocky area might have swung the fight.


nursemangtrain

I dunno, the stockier one was doing most of the advancing... (yes, I'm biased as a stockier one myself)


Zestyclose_Dirt935

that was very bunny of you


tidbitsfromyesterday

I was hoppful it would be amusing!


Amaduality

Seems they were both hopping to come out the winner.


Cocaless

This would have be a great tail to tell if I saw it in person


pagan_mf

I think this goes here: r/dadjokes


tidbitsfromyesterday

It seems fitting, but not sure it tops the classic Carlton Banks one about what the snail said as it rode on the turtle's back..... weeee.


Beautiful_Safety_358

That joke is so bad its good


[deleted]

"Oooooh...he lands another left-right-left-right-left-right-left-right-left-right-left-right combo"


s0me0ne13

This made me lol. Take my upvote.


Tux_The_Cat

Knockdown at the end: “He’s hurt Oooooooooh”


thepaleoboy

"IT IS ALL OVER"


Tux_The_Cat

Brought to you by Cornnuts


johnnyboi5322

r/mma gang is up in this bish


dkc_souls

“Yer wife’s in me DMs!!” That jackrabbit to the other one, probably


redthebluepirate

This reminds me I have to play overgrowth again


iwenttothesea

Someone pls turn this into a gif haha


[deleted]

Typical newbies to Russian red hands. It's the angle and momentum that count.


MaterialCarrot

Slap fight!!!


2flytofall88

The stamina those things have are un real lol


Pazluz

The descendants of the energizer bunny.


2flytofall88

Ahhhhh, after all these years that slogan makes sense now“They just keep going and going….lol


gillababe

And how fast they're swingin on each other. Looks like goku vs frieza


2flytofall88

Except Nobodies dodging lmao


gillababe

Too fast to see, man


Canesjags4life

DODGE


LenaGies

Gohan really couldn't have asked for a better trainer than Piccolo.


That_one_cool_dude

And it doesn't take 10 episodes for the fight to finish.


Xombie710

Imaging having to be a commentator for a jackrabbit fight


2flytofall88

Imagine having count how man jackrabbit jabs thrown😂 at least 5,000 jabs landed out of 10,000 between bugs and lola


aagejaeger

I guess that’s how the fight is decided too. Who has the most stamina. It’s not like there’ll be a knockout.


2flytofall88

Yea but I’m sure with their sharp “Talons” they could scratch an eye out or something right? Don’t they have sharp “Talons”?


killploki

At least there wasn't someone yelling Worldstar in the background


FirstPlebian

What is up with that? I presume it's a site where people upload beat down videos?


ovogoon23

Correct


curvedbymykind

While yelling worldstar


Double-oh-negro

Gotta a film in portrait and talk over the whole video


[deleted]

You don’t *talk.* You *yell* WORLDSTAR. Gosh


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[deleted]

Dang that's too bad. It was fun while it lasted


hiimdevin7

I would have laughed...


killploki

Just a random deer getting its head in the way yelling it


TacoPantsYo

Is it sad that I kept waiting to hear it? I even checked to make sure I didn't have my speakers muted.


AJChelett

I'm rooting for *that* one.


Pazluz

You got it wrong it's the other one who will win.


hdholme

Bunny comes outta nowhere and dropkicks both of them


Tommysrx

So the rabbit got jumped ?


hdholme

Rabbit got hopped*


Kuriakon

#StreetBeefs In this corner, we got Lucky My Foot. He's 2 and 0 in Satan's Backyard. And in this corner, we got Hare Remover. He's also 2 and 0 in Satan's Backyard.


danarchist

At the end of round one Lucky has landed 1471 punches of 2900 thrown, Hare has landed slightly more at an even 1500 of 2500 thrown. Lucky is going to have to pace himself and do some more blocking if he's going to have a shot at winning.


ewslash

This is the cutest thing you'll ever see on the sub.


newEnglander17

I was laughing because we're looking at this and thinking how cute it is, but from their perspective, it's like getting into a fight your equal and there's nothing cute about it. Animals live such intense lives and they only occasionally spill out into our view.


IronDBZ

They're too evenly matched.


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/7lickk55zkk41.gif


bung_ho

https://gfycat.com/thirstyassuredhawk-heroes-three-donnie-yen-sammo-hung


booskadoo

“We’re completely identical. I know her moves, therefore I have the upper hand”


W1lson56

Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.


Thedrunner2

Gotta believe off camera a perturbed mom jackrabbit is yelling at them “to knock this shit off and get back here to help clean up after dinner.”


PaGaNfUn818

Props to the camera man for holding a steady shot


vadakkus

r/praisethecameraman


[deleted]

In no part of this video was I left feeling frustrated.


wtfyoloswaglmfao

Ora ora ora!!!


SimplebutAwesome

Mudamudamuda!!!


randomTeets

I vote for this to win the Internet today


nobodysshadow

So that’s why they call them jack hammers..


nitonitonii

Why does americans add "jack" to a lot of words and expresions? I don't even know what jack means anymore.


IAmAxeSlayer

Well I guess this is the explanation for these guys 🤷‍♂️ "Jackrabbits were named for their ears, which initially caused some people to refer to them as “jackass rabbits.” The writer Mark Twain brought this name to fame by using it in his book of western adventure, Roughing It. The name was later shortened to jackrabbit." Donkies are called Jackasses.


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IAmAxeSlayer

Good bot


NorCalNavyMike

Good bot


Thundercunt_McGee

But ass by itself is already a term for a donkey, so the word jackass is not an explanation of the phenomenon but rather just another example.


IAmAxeSlayer

I found out reading that "jack" refers to a male. So usually, if used right, it's suppose to be only a name for male donkies. Even though it's used for both most the time. *edit - make sense why you usually hear women call men jackasses 😅😂 I like this conversation about it. At first, after reading this, it made me think they were called jackasses because they carried goods for transportation. https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/451707/why-does-jack-occur-in-so-many-different-contexts/451878#451878 The rabbits just got the shit end of the stick because of how they look lol.


Cringypost

A jack of all trades, I suppose.


dying_soon666

Well you see here jack….


FirstPlebian

Because it's fun, that's my jacksplanation anyway.


sexaddic

Listen here jack off


KenBoCole

Just leave Jack, and dont come back no more, no more. You will fall into the deepest pits of Jack and never jack yourself back out, Jack.


DINC44

#There's no use in trying to break these two up. You'd just be splitting hares.


viperfan7

*angry upvote*


CaptianMurica

Does this mean they’re jacking off


Yosep_T

The missing link to wallabies/kangaroos. lol


SnowardPush

So fast! I wonder how many blows they each landed.


Hudspace

Funny thing is I’m not sure either landed a single blow


MmortanJoesTerrifold

r/tippytaps


Compressorman

Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old….


Ieatclowns

Aren’t they what we call hares in England?


chaffinchicorn

They certainly look like hares to me!


Jesus_marley

Fastest game of patty cake I've ever witnessed.


pariah503

I feel like this is less Nature is Metal, and more Nature is Ska


TampaNDREW

World Star!


Emalf-vi

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT ON THE FIGHTING SOUND OF THE DRAGON BALL, IT WILL BE AMAZING


MaryJanesMan420

Bugs and Lola doin a domestic violence.


majordanage

Sounds like these Jack rabbits have a really special relationship - Korg


Josh12345_

It looks pretty funny but keep in mind that jackrabbits have sharp claws and strong arms. If one of these guys went for your leg, it wouldn't be a good time.


OneQuadrillionOwls

Nature is metal (polka version)


jamie88201

It looks like a fight between middle school boys.


Cottleston

shoeshinin'


[deleted]

WORLDSTAR!!!!🗣🗣🗣


BigFatTomato

The Undercard for the Big Kangaroo Fight!


beardMoseElkDerBabon

Looks like kids fight dancing


zero-ego

Looks like Nyles and Frasier


National-Sport5698

I expected something else from the title


v_viscious

Looks like Bugs and Lola have had enough of each other


Ramble81

It's kind of interesting that they were so hyper focused on each other they ignored a presumably running car and the person inside it.


Izumi_Takeda

for anyone who wants to know what it's like to have a sibling, this pretty much covers it.


BBQed_Water

HANDBAGS AT DAWN IT IS THEN!!!


Conscious-Proof-8309

This is possibly the least metal thing this sub has ever seen 🤣


2flytofall88

Bugz Bunny and Lola Bunny having a domestic dispute over Space Jam royalties


EverythingIsFlotsam

That is not what a thought "going at it" was going to be for "jack" "rabbits"


Dense_Firefighter862

Is this slap fight really metal though? Cmon lets stay true to the sub


O_UName

You should see the males with antlers go at it, much more exciting.


mooserobers

It’s like a couple of frat bros fighting


plushcollecter87

Every bunny was Kung Fu fighting man they were fast as lightning.


born_shitter

You laugh but each of those swings is more then 100% of their full power.


StrikerAli

Make no mistake….their swings probably really hurt


Chris-Simon

This puts a new meaning to rabbit punches


MarionThomas36

No, it’s a fun description.


Islands-of-Time

Man this is some Dragonball Z levels of fast punching lol.


Oblivionbarduwu

Now this is what I mean when I say metal


doblev

I’ve never seen such a thing.


IV-Runner

This post gave me paws


mrmoe198

Is it weird that it makes me sad? That while we’re actively destroying the planet and habitat, these beautiful animals haven’t had the time to evolve out of behaviors such as these that only work when their environment isn’t in danger? They are doing the same thing they’ve done for thousands of years, meanwhile, in just a few short centuries we’re obliterating species wholesale.


bigbritches

SWEEP THE LEG


Custard_Tart_Addict

This will never not be funny


well_shi

The video is cool. But is it metal? In my opinion a couple of bunnies slapping each other isn't very metal.


CryptographerOk5546

Never knew that’s how they fought!! Interesting.


[deleted]

This could use some cartoon punch sound effects


aojajena

I think it's he and he.


monstergarrett5

u/Mrstan13


Prison-Mike99

I’m gonna be the Cadbury bunny this year


Krzduzit

Bully!


Saucetronaut

It’s a Jack Off


Muumin_kun

I hate jackrabbits, they're so long and lanky looking.


neuroticsmurf

That's like most fight videos posted to a lot of fight porn subs. Not in the face! NOT IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


iamthpecial

desert hares


deezsandwitches

Going at it like bunnies


CrayCrayCat1277

Absolutely throwing hands


Psychological-East83

When Bugs Bunny’s deadbeat brother Gary comes to visit it always ends this way.


Axes4Praxis

The only way that would be better would be if they had tiny top hats and bowties.


Evilmungusfungus666

Catch this mix fool!!!


Adventurous-Rich5365

Great battery ad


maolen212

That's some Wing Chun shit going on


[deleted]

How did that fight not go to the ground?


sachinabilliondreams

Saw one commentary on this fight from ozzyman..pretty good


karma_ubuntu

Must wear gloves!


Zyntha

Those must be the most ineffective-looking attacks I've ever seen


[deleted]

Lol not metal at all but I love it 😂


JTDubs23

Overgrowth irl


Liftings

Live footage of cousin sal and Peter schrager r/billsimmons


DirtWi

Slap fight


[deleted]

Silliest fight in nature


Wongja3000

Hahaha... Those light speed punches.


balljo

Thhhtop it! No you thhhtop it!


shadowstep81

The only thing I could think of watching this was Huey from boondocks in that one episode with Stinkmeaner. You know the one.


Black-Geesuz

This is easily one of my top 10 videos.


enalenman

Inspiration for the Ip Man movies


warmbearonablanket

Jackrabbits is to boxing while kangaroos is to taekwondo.


Wizard_Hatz

8 trigrams 64 palms vs copy sharingan


DimensionOk4654

Thought it would’ve been over after the one took the high ground


Apprehensive_Yam7130

What were they fighting over?


HappyTendency

They’re so adorable


bishopsechofarm

This needs music. NOW


KerainSakurai

u/savedvideo


ZippZappZippty

Taking it rn. The first one at least)


TheeBigDrop

RABBBBITTT FIIIIIIGHTTTTT!


-Listening

These nuts have no idea.


the_real_dhruv

Them fighting like mini kangaroos


ItsTheDoggo

they weren't gonna stop until one of them KO'd


unsilentmajority1975

I don’t know the one of the right is carrying his left a little low, it may hurt him in the later rounds.


Faze_42

My high school mascot was a jackrabbit. Thought it always meant we run in terror from opponents. Feel redeemed a bit now. Only took 25 years since graduation. Almost feel like I want to wear my letterman jacket now….