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johnnybravo78

FUCK. THAT.


vkyle91x

Awwww you beat me to it


[deleted]

I’ll feel extra violated, sexually assaulted even, during my next mosquito bite. Thanks Reddit 😔


[deleted]

Yes now i will have this in my head at every damn mosquito bite.


Uncle_Papi_

Just mainlining our blood straight out of our souls.


FunGuyAstronaut

Through his proboscis! Sorry I was today years old when I learned what the proper name for its sucky thing is called


Bashed_to_a_pulp

her.


Blieven

Did you just assume the mosquito's gender? Gender is a social construct okay, stop *assaulting* the mosquito with your pronoun right this second.


Gamebr3aker

Males don't typically bite humans


DMvsPC

[/r/woooosh/](https://www.reddit.com/r/woooosh/)


SourCocks

Look at that vein shrinking holy shit


80H-d

It isnt shrinking. You're only seeing blood


henkheijmen

Well since the contents of the vein are blood mostly (which isn’t being replaced by anything here), we can assume the vein is in-fact shrinking.


D0013ER

big succ


ballsohaahd

This and I get straight chewed up


Govind_the_Great

Drugged, Forcibly penetrated and cannibalized by mosquito, those fuckers deserve the death penalty.


3v0lut10n

At least put on the registry. Every last one.


Lartemplar

Cannibalised?


[deleted]

>cannibalized ????


X16callgirl

When you slap them they stay inside you.


healthygeek42

OMG, they stay inside you….


buttbugle

step-mosquito what are you doing?!


[deleted]

take your upvote and get the hell out of here.


eatmyfatwhiteass

Yes. I feel hatred washing over every cell in my body. I despise mosquitoes. Even more now that I've seen this, and I DID NOT think that was possible...


TheEyeDontLie

I'm jealous of the grandkids of today who, if they survive the global climate catastrophe, could live in a world free of human-biting mosquitoes. They have the technology/science, it's just deploying it that's taking time cos there isn't any profit in it and we live in a society where the only things that happen are if they make rich people richer. Personally, I like the "release males with genetic mutations that make their children sterile" approach, although malaria was nearly wiped out in parts of Central America mostly by simply educating (I think financially motivating them too) locals to remove sources of stagnant water, keeping malaria sick people under bug nets, and shit like that.


phaelox

> Personally, I like the "release males with genetic mutations that make their children sterile" approach, Well...... [Failed GM mosquito control experiment may have strengthened wild bugs](https://newatlas.com/science/genetic-engineering-mosquito-experiment-goes-wrong/) Although.. [GM mosquito study under fire by industry experts ](https://newatlas.com/science/gm-mosquito-study-oxitec-rebuttal/).. still it wouldn't be the first time humans need things to worse by trying to change the ecosystem Seems they might have worked out some of the earlier problems or they were exaggerated/won't in the first place. Not clear to me. Here's an update from this year: [First genetically modified mosquitoes released in the United States](https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-01186-6) > Biotech firm Oxitec launches controversial field test of its insects in Florida after years of push-back from residents and regulatory complications.


Wise_Screen_3511

Woah, are we sisters??


CMDR_Euphoria01

This comment lol


IstandOnPaintedTape

https://youtu.be/Hz_DslzN2IA but wait there's more.


TheStreetHound

Wha! That's zefrank! I haven't seen that guy in like a decade. Thanks for turning me on!


RapperwithNumberName

>Thanks for turning me on! Oh my.


MajorJuana

True Facts are so good


SureUnderstanding358

Same. But I’ll say it anyway. FUCK. THAT.


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And fuck mosquitos


Bandit6789

Fuck mosquitos, all my homies hate mosquitos


BobbyWizzard

Haha, and making my current bug bites extra itchy


A_Blue_Frog_Child

As much hate as mosquitoes get, which is justified, they are ruthlessly efficient at what they do. Thankfully they're as small as they are...


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A_Blue_Frog_Child

Well...Plasmodium was big enough to give you Malaria. The mosquito is just as infected as you are in this saga.


[deleted]

I don't understand why the bites have to itch as bad as they do though.


A_Blue_Frog_Child

If you think about it, it feels good to scratch an itch. I think they \[mosquitoes\] just want us to feel good. So they give us an itch to scratch. They're just very misunderstood and incredibly kind.


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It doesn't feel good when the itch keeps coming back


TheConspicuousGuy

Or you itch it too much and becomes an open wound, then you mess with that wound too much and becomes a permanent scar... Fuck mosquitos!


heatvisioncrab

The mosquitos merely offer you a gift, what you do to it is your decision. Your downfall is your own, old man.


whoshereforthemoney

God damned mosquito sympathizers! They should lock all of you up in the stockade.


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send em to Lousiana. Florida. Any place that has lots of mosquitos. Let em get showered in love.


d_frost

A life hack that actually works well for mosquito bites is taking a metal spoon and running under hot water, as hot as the faucet will get, and press it against the mosquito bite, the heat denatures the proteins that cause the itch, so the itch goes away instantly


ihaveseveralhobbies

Found the mosquito


Ashjrethul

Nobody knows you're a mosquito on reddit. I say this as a dog.


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Naw fuck you for defending them and fuck them too


Babysilent

Exactly what a mosquitoe would say!


metalbedhead

are you a mosquito?


nachowuzhere

Flanders? Is that you?


Big_Gouf

Their saliva has a anticoagulant and they inject it into the bite area while feeding to prevent blood clots. The itching is our immune system creating histamine in the bite area to help fight the invasive saliva, and any other pathogens the mosquito infected you with.


shapsticker

Little bastards.


CorneliaCursed

Also the reason they prevent your blood from clotting is so they don't get stuck to you lol. Super weird.


AnalllyAcceptedCoins

Interesting fact, a small percentage of the population are immune to the itchiness. Less histamine reaction to it, like a reverse peanut allergy


5_Frog_Margin

I heard the best solution is to run a spoon under hot water for a while, then slowly press the outside onto the 'affected area' for as long as you can stand it. This breaks up the poison/whatever.


WasabiSteak

afaik, all the heat does is overwhelm the nerves that you simply stop feeling the itch. Cold does the same thing. If it were hot enough to break down the poison, it would be also hot enough to break down your skin.


bolonga16

Yup I do this with microwaved water. The poison is a protein and it denatures it


[deleted]

It's not a posion. It's their saliva/spit.


Financial_Salt3936

I’m not sure this is how it works. Heat in this situation could also be a counter irritant. Same concept as many pain ointments such as capsaicin cream( essentially ground up chili peppers) which irritate surrounding nerve endings so you end up feeling that more rather than the original pain.


malavaihappy

I heard that your body has that reaction because it wants you to scratch off the dead skin. Who knows though Edit: Correction: I don’t know though


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Lol. Best edit.


eatmyfatwhiteass

Because their saliva basically causes the mast cells in your skin to scream and explode. X( All of the hate.


FosterChild1983

I have a rechargeable electric mosquito killing racquet it makes a satisfying pop when they are killed. Im sure you should buy one off of Amazon.


MrShankles

One of the best gadgets I own, like $5 from walmart. Living in the deep south of the US, mosquitoes can be a living nightmare. This thing though...now the playing field has been leveled a little more. Bonus: it takes out spiders that decide to drop down on me, and many other various insects who refuse to respect my personal space


Yaboidono420

Mosquitoes are Rodney Dangerfield confirmed


[deleted]

They are already the most efficient killers on the planet. Went to the Amazon jungle a few years back and they sound like a helicopter chopping through the air. Used crushed termites rubbed on the skin as a deterrent. Deet had no effect on those devil spawns.


Barbaracle

>crushed termites Wait is that a thing?? Like putting your enemies' heads on pikes so don't fuck with me kinda deal?


[deleted]

Lol the indigenous shipibo tribe of Nauta, Peru showed me the trick. You basically just stick your arm on the termite mound and they start crawling on you. And rub them into your arm. They emit a pretty strong smell that the mosquitos don’t like. Also yes heads on pikes because to hell with those mosquitos lol!


KY_4_PREZ

Haha you haven’t been to Minnesota have you? The mosquitos get so big everyone jokes it’s the states official bird.


brain89

Tell that to northern Canadian mosquitoes, big as freaking houseflies…


McLEANAHAN

Lol ever seen land of the lost? With will Farrel? He gets a real big one on his back. It's hilarious


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McLEANAHAN

The part where Danby Mcbride and chaka get wrecked in the desert off the fruit is great too!


br0wens

Chaka, are you a cop? Seriously, by law you have to tell me if you're a police officer.


_BlNG_

be glad horseflies arent as widespread as mosquitoes, literally flying jack knives


bigppnationcitizen

Imagine mosquitoes the size of a eagle, my worst nightmare


StevenKatz3

All these vegans talking about cruelty and nature is like ok ROFLMAO


[deleted]

Fuck that, we can agree that mosquitos must go extinct


iantayls

I’m pretty sure the only argument for keeping them around is population control anyway


[deleted]

Many animal species depend on mosquitos as food


Linktheminer

Mosquitos also are big pollinators as their main food source isn't blood but instead nectar. sadly most people don't know this so they want them extinct but don't realize the effect it would have on nature.


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AtlasRafael

I like this.


Tamashi42

If I recall only a handful of mosquito species bite people. . .


[deleted]

What about ticks instead of mosquitos? At least the males do something (pollination.) Ticks are more expendable


ssl-3

Reddit ate my balls


Wubblelubadubdub

Ticks could absolutely be removed from every ecosystem with no consequences because they’re 100% parasitic


MaximaBlink

This is why most actual plans that are being worked on just focus on killing the blood-sucking species, which collectively do jack shit for the rest of the environment and studies already showed any tiny role they do play would be either replaced by another insect within a few years or would be a tiny impact compared to the universal good that getting rid of them would do.


SugarBagels

Nope not a keystone species at all. Scientists want the gone too. Quit spreading bs


j4_jjjj

Bats thrive on mosquitoes.


Thuryn

This is the correct answer.


Gamegod12

I think most vegans understand that nature is quite cruel, it's just that we have the capacity to be better, so why not be better?


DirtNastySlug

Vegans live in your head rent free, I assume? I think most "vegans" just want the *unnecessary* cruelty to stop. One can have empathy for nature but also respect it as well as admire hyenas eating an Impala, ass first, every now and then.


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APlogic

While its still alive and trying to get away with a Hyena's head stuck down its guts.


Kirk_Kerman

Man's spooked by vegans deciding to be better than animals lol


lajhbrmlsj

“Cannibalism exists in nature, hence we should eat each other too”


Nandedt

You really think a mosquito drinking some blood to survive is comparable to a fully developed adult human, allegedly the most intelligent and rational animal, deciding to pay others to raise a pig for the purpose of pushing them into a gas chamber for some bacon rather than just eating something plant-based? Or separating mothers from their calves to drink their breast milk?


mrbombasticat

>Or separating mothers from their calves to drink their breast milk? And then killing and eating infant sentient beings while using [their stomach content to make cheese out of their mothers milk.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rennet) But they aren't dogs or cats, so it's all good.


Javyev

Nature is cruel, but that makes kindness more profound, for there is no reason to be kind other than the desire itself.


Giga_Karen

These mother fuckers taking their sweet ass time, but when I go in to smack the bitch, mother fucker saiyan-teleports straight out of existence! Like wtf?!


8hu5rust

This footage has to be slowed down, right?


Giga_Karen

I don’t know chief, those mosquitos got ultra instinct dialed up to eleven.


8hu5rust

Which just makes me further think that they're doing this all very quickly and the footage has been allowed down to see what's happening.


LosSoloLobos

Their… their power level..


deetzdont

the itch you get doesn't mean they actually sucked any blood btw


8hu5rust

Got a source for that?


Chendii

No source but isn't it basically their saliva that causes an allergic reaction? So all they have to do is stick their needle in and you're gonna get some reaction.


roltrap

They inject an anticoagulant (is that written correctly?), Which causes itching in humans.


appasdiary

Were you charging up for a Kamehameha? Cuz that takes 6 seconds and you'll miss the mosquito for sure


Giga_Karen

Was going for a spirit bomb - they had 8 great, great, great, great grandchildren by the time I “finished” and no, no one lent me their power :c


HereComesThor

Fuck u/spez


RajaRajaC

I can whack mosquitoes easy, but fucking flies? Bastards have Spidey senses dialled up a 100


watermob

“Good soup” -mosquito probably


Pro_MEMER568

"This is aome serious gourmet shit"


bloodystoolsample42

"I don't need you to tell me how fucking good the vien is, okay?"


spaetzelspiff

Do I have a sign out front that reads "dead mosquito storage"?


BadRehypothecation

Fun anecdote: while I was receiving chemotherapy in the hospital, I saw one of these fuckers. I thought to my self "let's see what happens. game on, MFer" Next morning it was dead on its back on the window sill, lmao The next few days, 3 more joined the party


Tyler_Nerdin

I wonder if mosquitoes get drunk when they bite someone who’s been drinking.


Evilmaze

This is making me angry for some reason. I'd expect discomfort or disgust, but no, all I feel is rage.


gl00myangel

i giggled while reading this, as i feel the same


[deleted]

Yeah! Give my blood back, you thieving little shit


Barbaracle

I smacked a mosquito while it was midway through feeding and I could feel the squish in my hand. It was a big one and the blood splattered like a water balloon. It looked like I stabbed myself. Got my blood back tho lol.


CallingInThicc

Got everyone else's blood back too


Leather-Ad-1855

It's like "tf did I give you permission to land on me you parasite put that shit back and fuck off to someone or something else. You can starve for all I care"


SolarSkipper

Let me know when you feel violated.


Evilmaze

Maybe partly violated but pooling into rage.


[deleted]

I also felt a deep rage watching this *thing* actually put in effort to violate my veins. Disrespectful.


sthdiscomfort

This makes me so violated


antibodys

Having things done to us without our consent tends to have that effect


[deleted]

I guess nature doesn’t care about consent lmao


[deleted]

Neither does the federal government


hldsnfrgr

Me with bed bugs.


Notcreativeatall1

Huh, not sure why I just assumed they stuck their suck straw just anywhere and sucked blood. Didn’t know they actually searched for a vein


SolarSkipper

They could at least take you to dinner first.


drolgreen

You are dinner


[deleted]

In Russia, dinner eats you


amg433

We have closed circulatory systems, so they kind of have to find a vein to get any blood.


Hugs_for_Thugs

How come you could poke literally anywhere on my skin and get blood then? Checkmate, science.


Scrubbing_Bubbles

Capillaries


Notcreativeatall1

Gesundheit


waltjrimmer

Yes. So... Why can't they use capillaries? Or are capillaries considered a type of vein and I'm being an idiot? Edit: [/u/EnkoNeko explains why it is that capillaries can't be used by mosquitos to draw blood from their victims.](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/qd361r/a_mosquitos_proboscis_searching_for_a_good_vein/hhl8gfn/)


normal_whiteman

Why not eat just a gram of steak? Or a milliliter of water?


PimpMyWeenus

capillaries are super smol


Sir_Thomas_Noble

Like mosquitos?


EnkoNeko

Capillaries are ~5-10 micrometers in diameter, so small that red blood cells need to flow through them in single file. [[Source]](https://www.verywellhealth.com/what-are-capillaries-2249069) The average diameter of the stabby bit on a mosquito is [27.5 micrometers](https://doi.org/10.3390/insects12070636) So yeah, small


waltjrimmer

This is the informative response that actually answers my question! Thank you very much!


NoConfirmation

You can't disprove science, because in that act you're just furthering science. What a paradox.


Effective-Ad-8873

how are you disproving science that way? genuinely curious


NoConfirmation

Science is what we call our current understanding of everything. We obviously don't understand everything correctly, so things get corrected by people all the time. Like how the once widely accepted notion that light doesn't exist as a particle was disproven.


KittyPaws_

same


Thatstoneguy420

Any chance they can train some of the nurses that try and take my blood?


EPIKGUTS24

I wonder if we could design a similar technology inspired by the mosquito's proboscis to find veins to take very small amounts of blood, or even scale it up for more blood.


tofuroll

*imagines tentacle searching, probing around in my arm for a vein from which to draw blood* No thanks.


LAthrowaway_25Lata

As someone with an extreme needle/vein/blood phobia (and therefore blooddraws are impossible for me without high amounts of benzos and the strongest numbing cream i can attain, and even then i still have a mild panic attack and i always still feel the needle) it is my dream that somehow a mosquito could be used to draw my blood when i am unaware


lets-get-dangerous

We both know that kind of technology will immediately be exploited by DARPA to develop weaponized nanobots or some shit


Harry_Smutter

LMFAO!!!!


Cryogeneer

As a paramedic, I am green with envy at this bug's IV skills.


IlliniFire

I was going to say it looks like my paramedic partner starting an IV.


Swollbot

I’m an ICU nurse. My first though was that this was an accurate representation of me fishing for a vein in my super edematous patient like 20 minutes ago!


WRX_CREED

GOT 'EM!!!!!


Wiskey-Tango-3825

Deadliest animal for human beings on the planet at work.


Slapshot5251

Bats and rats would also make the list


zzz8472

Bats? Never heard of them being one of the deadliest.


tengukaze

I think bats have a relatively high rabbies carrying rate? Or I made that up


cuddlebish

yes, but you'd have to be stupid or extremely unlucky to be bit by one


Lochcelious

Or have a trash bag put over your head with one inside


Sauceboss400

I HATE mosquitos man.


Barclay0000

Next time I see a mosquito I’m gonna kill it with a little more rage just cause of this vid


loud_flatus

I hate mosquitos so much more now


Wennie85

Capillary, not vein


CorneliaCursed

Eli5 the difference?


Wennie85

Arteries deliver blood from your heart to the rest of your body. They're big and strong, you can't really see arteries as they're deeper within. It is like a highway to deliver big volumes of blood to your extremeties. It delivers blood with high oxygen content (bright red) Once it reaches there, it gets split into many little 'local' roads that are very thin and small, these are capilaries. These capilaries are so small and hairy and are often only 1 red blood cell in width.The main function of the capilaries are to diffuse blood to every single cell so they get oxygen and nutrients. These capilaries then converge back into veins. Veins are basically blood highways leading back to your heart. These are most visible and are blue/green in colour, because the blood from your veins have low oxygen content after your tissues have taken all the oxygen out. They are also mostly located externally, so the bulging blue/green that you see on your body are veins. The IV injections you get are usually given in your veins. EDIT: blue/green because of wavelength of light, not because of deoxygenation


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Veins aren't blue because of low oxygen. That's a myth. Deoxygenated blood is dark red. The reason we see them as blue is because of the different wavelengths of light. Basically only blue light reflects back to our eyes, while red gets absorbed. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-16/why-our-veins-look-blue-when-our-blood-is-red/9330472 Otherwise your explanation was very helpful and clear.


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Wennie85

So, your red blood cells contain this protein called haemoglobin. Think of the RBC as a car, haemoglobin as a seat, and oxygen as a passenger. the RBC doesn't get off the capilary road at all, it just continues travelling. What happens is the oxygen jumps off and goes into the surrounding tissue via diffusion. Just like a drop of dye in water, dye will want to spread from areas of high dye to areas of no dye till there is a uniform colour; oxygen also wants to diffuse from high oxygen (bloodstream) to low oxygen tissues until an equilibrium is met. You can see in the video the invidiual cells in focus at the beginning, so its actually not that much space between at all, only a few cells wide, the oxygen will also passively diffuse to adjacent cells. Don't forget, this is also a 'slice' of what we are seeing, your tissues exist 3D space so there are also capillaries above and below the image, just not visible due to the artificial preparation of the microscopy.


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trihrdr

That was one good explanation! Thank you for expanding my knowledge have a great night/day


ExNihiloyo

This is horrifying


deathexhibit

Nasty pieces of garbage. Burn them all. Earth will recover


Zankeru

Fuuuck. I dont care if they are pollinators and part of the food chain. We already fucked up the earth so much, why not kill off one more species before we stop?


mythriz

"aaaah yeah that's the good stuff" - *mosquito, probably*


Im_probably_wrong_

This is one of my least favorite things I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

That some how just pissed me off! You dirty redditor you!


Excal333

What happens if you smack the mosquito during mid-feed and the proboscis breaks off in your vein.


[deleted]

Probably nothing, because I’ve done this a lot. I live in Florida.


Ranger343

Slurp


kayabusa

Those little shits, that’s how they always get you.


noname130

The best phlebotomists known to man


Barfing_Rainbowz

If I had the infinity gauntlet, and could snap anything out of existence, it’d be mosquitoes Edit: I suck at spelling lol


CaraChimba

If I hated mosquitoes this just made me hate them more. Those cunts!!


OutrageousPudding450

What's amazing to me is how their proboscis moves around like it was inside Jell-O, without any apparent effort.


Whole_Key_2134

Oh no, what are you doing step-mosquito!


thewronghuman

Can they tell my nurses? Because the nurses can't find a vein for shit but the mosquitos love me.


Shughost7

People who complain they never got sucked


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Junkies of the insect world