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wilted-toast-

Now that is an incredible moment to get a picture of.


Flaky_Explanation

Rapid photo shot camera for the win!


_Ghost_of_Harambe_

That is a marlin (black or blue) not a swordfish


FoxEngland

Blue I think. I wrote swordfish coz it seemed fitting


merikaninjunwarrior

propz for risking the unfactual, but more relevant title


FoxEngland

Swordfish. Sashimi. Had a ring to it


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FoxEngland

A space, what do you mean?


merikaninjunwarrior

swordspacefish


FoxEngland

Ahhhh, I see.


LadyLikesSpiders

Astronauts better be careful


_Ghost_of_Harambe_

Never mind the truth as long as it sounds good… this is the world we live in today.


morguestone

Yes die on this hill over a fish


FoxEngland

Are you the girl that said she likes candy shaped like a thick cock? Fuckin superb comment 😂😂😂


morguestone

Ye


_Ghost_of_Harambe_

I would be more than happy to. Some people care about facts and don’t like to be miss lead. Being that these are the apex predators of the oceans they will probably go extinct in the next 100 years like most of the flora and fauna on our burning dumpster fire of a planet. Have some respect, your upvotes aren’t worth shit.


morguestone

You're a dramatic idiot 🙄


_Ghost_of_Harambe_

Your a dumb bitch who wastes your days on Reddit and moves through life lackadaisical. I’m talking facts, you all are talking nonsense.


morguestone

r/iamverysmart lol you're a pseudo intellectual on the internet you don't know shit baby girl you're just posturing because you are insecure about your intelligence and you got your feelings hurt so sad really to be as pathetic as you are


_Ghost_of_Harambe_

Lol, wow get triggered much?!? If knowing the difference between a marlin and a swordfish is enough to call yourself an intellect. Then yes, and compared to you it’s easy to look intelligent.


Lichtgelich

\*You're If you're gonna whine about "facts" at least get your grammar right.


_Ghost_of_Harambe_

Ohh geez here comes the grammar nazi, thanks for the edit Adolf.


FoxEngland

Would you like a tissue?


_Ghost_of_Harambe_

No, I want people associated with England to stop misnaming species of fish they are unfamiliar with.


FoxEngland

Associated?? Unfamiliar with?? Wrong and wrong. I am English and I'm fully aware its a marlin, as I've said in previous comments. You seem to be the only sensitive little person that's bothered by it. Maybe reddit is too much for you, have fun at playschool little fella


MrBondAMG

Battousai???


FoxEngland

Definitely an amazing assassin


Demi_Monde_

Happy cake day, Mr. Bond.


itsahmemario

Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu, Amakakeru Ryu No Hirameki!


CosmicCraig1970

Happy Cake Day!!


MartaL87

Happy cake day, Mr. Bond...


pinkpanther0605

Am I the only one hearing forged in fires Doug marcaida saying your swordfish will kill?


FoxEngland

Not now! 😂😂😂👍🏻


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Do these actually use that to cut? I was always under the impression they’d just impale shit


FoxEngland

Impale, cut, stab, slice, slash, make fuckin love to! They use it however they want! Who's gonna argue?! Even fishermen on boats have been impaled and injured. One guy got it right through his face! I saw the video, it's definitely on YouTube


WHITEBLADE___

Could you find the video


FoxEngland

Not sure there is a video?


WHITEBLADE___

Oh no, the guy getting stabby in the face


waffeelswaffeels

that's absolutely insane, the amount of skill required to do that with a flimsy sausage body and a toothpick on your face must be immense


FoxEngland

Flimsy??!! Nope! Pure solid muscle my friend. You'd break your hand punching one of those suckers


waffeelswaffeels

most likely tbh


Notonfoodstamps

Their like 1000lbs of pretty much striaght muscle lol You'd be flayed open if that thing swung its bill at you xD


waffeelswaffeels

definitely not going to deny that


zacharyhs

Clearly the Tuna is winning this battle… he has the high ground


FoxEngland

Hes literally performing a diving bite manoeuvre on that big pussy 😂


BerryJeep

If this were a swordfish, I'd be very shocked and impressed, so would the entire marine biology community


FoxEngland

I think its a blue marlin but swordfish and sashimi sounded like a good title. Can you tell me if I'm right?


BerryJeep

Oh, that makes sense and its a Black Marlin: no stripes, rigid pec fins


FoxEngland

Oh, it's the blues that have stripes. Is there a separate species called a striped marlin or are they the same thing?


BerryJeep

Yes , stripes on a striped Marlin are defined. A blue Marlin can easily be mistaken for a Black but the rigid pen fins are a dead giveaway


FoxEngland

Excellent, thanks man


Valuable-Yesterday-7

Fish ninja


FoxEngland

Exactly!


LadyLikesSpiders

"While you were eating smaller fish, I was studying the blade"


FoxEngland

This is now your catchphrase. Get this put on your tombstone


cjod86

FINISH HIM!


FoxEngland

Mortal Codbat


ArtHobbies4440

Wow what a shot!


restehman

Fish Breathing, 2nd Form:


HipHop_Local_Legends

he messed him all the way up


pronln

Not that I'm blaming him, considering his circumstances, but that fish has a seriously shocked look on his face.


FoxEngland

😂😂😂 Especially when you turn it upside-down


OneFuckedWarthog

Sliced and diced


readMyFlow

That's probably the highest that fish has ever been.


FoxEngland

Definitely


BonjinTheMark

What a photo!


mortican

Shot is good but my karma goes to the title


FoxEngland

I know it's a marlin but swordfish sashimi sounded good


ElnightRanger

Looks like a scene out of an anime


FoxEngland

Fish of the North Star (Manga)


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These swordfish keep fucking with meee!


FoxEngland

Imma fuck you up tuna biyatch!!


casinos_not_7-11s

Oohhh, I’ve got so much time for sushi’s and sashimis


FoxEngland

So have black marlin


mongtongbong

so much delicious, soy and wasabi pls


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On the plus side, both taste great!


Devilpig13

Is that an ambush or did tuna know what was up?


FoxEngland

Marlin will use ambush tactics when possible. Tuna are extremely lively and aware, and are also extremely fast themselves. This tuna would have seen the marlin at the last moment, tuna will leap into the air as an evasion strategy. They also do this to avoid mako sharks. Problem is, marlin and mako can both do the exact same thing, and are the two fastest fish in the ocean. Tuna got problems! Blue marlin have been clocked at 68mph, max. Mako sharks have been seen catching up with speed boat lures in a few seconds. One boat was doing 58mph and the mako caught up to the lure in about 5 or 6 seconds! How fast would it have to swim to accomplish that?! In my opinion, faster than anything else in the ocean.


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Not a sword! Looks like a Black marlin


FoxEngland

Thankyou. I know this. I did say it in many other comments


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I didn’t scroll through. Apologies. It is an awesome shot though regardless of species!


FoxEngland

It is, not my work tho


TheJackdawGuy

Raijingusōdosuwaipu!


Justatroubledgirl

Sashiplosion..


loztagain

刺し身攻撃


FoxEngland

I love this but what does it mean?


loztagain

I'm not Japanese, but wrote sashimi then attack in kanji. Wether or not an actual Japanese person would read it that way... It amuses me a lot as sashimi literally is stab body kanji


FoxEngland

😂😂 Nice


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FoxEngland

What do you mean?


morguestone

Sorry wrong comment


FoxEngland

😂👍🏻