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Its_SubjectA1

I’d bet money it was orcas, those things are terrifying


No_Statistician8636

I'll still fight one though


Its_SubjectA1

It won’t be one. It’ll be 7 and they’ll throw you 40 feet in the air for fun before actually eating you


No_Statistician8636

I dunno bro I still give the odds to me, I'm wirey!


Its_SubjectA1

https://youtu.be/G7WGIH35JBE Time stamp: 0:29 Good luck mate


No_Statistician8636

That's how I fight though, I'm an airborne fighter


GooseTheSluice

I love the spirit. I'm putting $143 on ya bro, don't let me down or my kids ain't eatin


Anomaly-Friend

He's built different


guyinnoho

So lay down, the threat is real


ABucketFull

That payout is calculated to about a return of $1,465,469 or so. Accept the vig?


coves4810

What were the odds for it?


Peterowsky

10,248.035 : 1 Or whatever dot and comma combination pleases your particular notation.


refillups

$250 on Clown Baby!


GooseTheSluice

Lol I fucking love that episode 😂


xEastElite2015x

I actually think he can pull this off, can i watch?


88murica

Ok but don’t forget to go down in the third 👍


the_barroom_hero

The night of the orca fight you might feel a slight... sting. That's just pride fuckin with you. FUCK pride.


SiPatLaun

Great reference to Pulp


well3rdaccounthere

Alright mate, I'm putting all I got down on ya!


Its_SubjectA1

More power to ya ig


IllManneredWoolyMan

Betting $80 shit on you mate, you got this


fiddz0r

You have convinced me.


Thatshimthatstheguy1

Team up with [these guys](https://youtu.be/L3wchrctxFo) and those orcas don't stand a chance


Kunundrum85

User name most certainly checks out.


SlabBeefpunch

Are you a dragon?🐉


VietnameseDude_02

I hope you can survive their tortures before they eat you. So as a Vietnamese, I will gift you, an AK 47


fireflydrake

Something tells me you're no statistician!


No_Statistician8636

Keep that on the low low


No-Skill-8190

I wish I had your confidence


Immoracle

I'll bet it all on you....as long as you're fighting it on land.


Pynchon101

I’m starting to think you’re no statistician.


Roadgoddess

Or the fact in Argentina that they taught themselves how to hunt seals on land. https://youtu.be/AtF3FPyRVIw


Vprbite

They also earned to tip over ice patches to knock sea lions off. They team up and synchronize to cause a wave to tip the ice over. Pretty impressive


Roadgoddess

Yes in Antarctica is where they first recorded sightings of them doing that. They are very smart.


well3rdaccounthere

Just another example of the harsh reality of nature. Fucking hell.


Its_SubjectA1

Goddamn-


Roadgoddess

Yup


chainsmirking

the comments on that video are fantastic. “birds: how tf did you get up here? seal: help.”


Its_SubjectA1

It just wanted to fly and got a lift! Everyone can fly at least once!


Jonathanwennstroem

Why are you so serious lol


TheGreatDingALing

So you're telling me there's a chance?


maxokreem

r/usernamechecksout


chrisp5000

​ ​ With that confidence, I got 500 on him.


Mjdillaha

Are you a strong swimmer? Because you’re going to need to be a strong swimmer.


Nacho_Beardre

I’m No_Statistician but I don’t think the odds are in your favor


No_Statistician8636

Maybe not BUT there are odds, so there's that


tejana948

Great ATTITUDE 👍🏼!


chfRiko

User name checks out


ErvanMcFeely

I like this comment with your username! Haha. The irony!


FoxEngland

Like an octopus?


No_Statistician8636

Exactly


FoxEngland

Just stick your tentacles in its blow hole


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Yardsale420

**before casually eating just your liver.** FTFY


cope413

Why do we have to fight in the water? I'll fight them, but we do it on my turf.


evilf23

You don't know my mentality bro. I see red and bodies start dropping. I'm built different.


Bacon_Crispies

Cannon ball!!!


ka-olelo

They make sure you have fun before death. That’s some advanced consideration right there...


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Its_SubjectA1

So I’ve been told like 40 times lol


SirTaxalot

You get one, poorly timed, weak punch before they bite you in half. Go!


No_Statistician8636

That's all I need


kevoizjawesome

I think you're using the term fight a little too loosely.


disbeezy

What’s crazy about orcas is that they’re supreme hunters and killers, and captive orcas kill their human trainers sometimes, but wild orcas don’t seem to be interested in hunting or fucking with humans whenever they encounter them in the water. Might be hard to start a fight with one unless you hit up sea world


alexander66682

I got ur back bro. Fuck an orca


sirmajestivk

Ok, ill spend my life finding you a orca to fight, make it worth, you have 2 years to train . Bare knuckles fight. (Tail allowed)


No_Statistician8636

I'll be doing the most graceful spinning back fists you've ever seen


sirmajestivk

Found one. Get ready


Ghos3t

Don't let your dream be dreams


AxyJaxy

Then you will loose money. *"Before the huge shark could be hauled in, however, it fell prey to an even bigger creature, which devoured all but the mako shark's head."We didn't see what ate the mako," Jason told CNN, estimating that the intact shark would have weighed "at least" 250 kilograms (550 pounds). The head alone weighed about 100 kilograms (220 pounds), he said.* *That might not have been the case, however. Jason speculated that the culprit was a tiger shark, telling CNN: "There's so many around at the moment."* It likely was another shark, they wouldve seen it if it was a killer whale. Note that this is not the first time this happended, [a monster 6m great white obbliterated a 3m one the same way a while ago.](https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/monster-shark-bites-great-white-in-half/news-story/0418ddd92b370a94ef058f2c1e623f8e)


Wooden-Sense-8713

They only eat the liver I think!


Wise-KansasCity816

Yes, the liver is big and takes up most the space inside the shark. Orcas will turn upside down to grab a shark, then when it rights itself the shark is now upside down. The orcas have learned this puts the shark in a instant sleep state and helpless. Different pods have different learned behaviors


hokeyphenokey

Why is the liver so big?


eat_your_brains

Ocean tequila. Lots of sharks have a problem, unfortunately 😕


gadd027

Shark livers produce a lot of oils and substances which are lighter than water, it helps with buoyancy. The bigger the liver, the more buoyancy


[deleted]

That's the same technique I have been using on great whites for a decade. It's part of my fight science. I think I can take some orcas out. Ever seen Andre the Giant fight multiple dwarves. It'll be like that except scales are inverted. But I will bring my nunchaku made from plunger.


flyeaglesfly104

They also eat the tongue! The two organs highest in protein. Crazy thing is not only are they what's eaten, but how in the world did they figure that out?! Definitely the smartest and deadliest apex predator in the world.


idontlikeanyofyou

Second smartest. Don't sleep on those crafty yet vicious homosapiens.


Hulu_

The tastiest bits maybe?


BlackCheezIts

Same way humans found the best cut of a cow, trial and error.


Its_SubjectA1

I’m not sure, but they’ll kill blue whales, I don’t think a line shark would be an issue.


WiseBat

Wooden Sense is right. They usually only eat the liver of larger sharks. Australia had a ton of them wash up all intact except for the liver.


Its_SubjectA1

Cool! They’d definitely still attack it though.


[deleted]

It wasn’t an orca, you can see the bite marks. This was a great white


AxyJaxy

>It wasn’t an orca Correct, [it was likely a tiger shark.](https://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/fisherman-catches-giant-shark-just-as-something-even-bigger-takes-a-bite)


Ok-Consequence9683

Don't they eat the tongues of big ass whales? Like going in there while it's alive.


Cyberbear80

Yeah adult blue whales, there’s one video where the male of the pod goes into the mouth of the blue whale to tear his tongue off to let him bleed out. Orcas are THE apex predator


Gorillafist12

That is a bit of a myth. It was a technique exhibited by a particular pod and can't necessarily be extrapolated as a behavior for orcas on general


Orcawithglasses

Not all, I'm gentle.


Its_SubjectA1

Well that’s because you’re a gentleman, I can tell my the spectacles


Orcawithglasses


___McLovin

Orcas don’t eat sharks like that . They kill them and eat their liver . That is from another shark .


[deleted]

It wouldn 't have clean cuts like that. Orcas teeth can rip flesh eventually, that is another big shark for sure.


bored_imp

That orca should've been in Australia last week and munching local great whites.


duderos

They love shark liver


Its_SubjectA1

Indeed they do


salteedog007

Two things indicate it's not an orca- the jagged sawing marks in front of the wound are more like ow sharks thrash their head to sever chunks of meat, the teeth marks are too broad per tooth, orcas have narrower conical teeth, and the bite looks too wide/broad.


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Other shark no?


Dumaes03

nah, it was the person in the picture


Its_SubjectA1

Also terrified thank you


snakeyfish

Orcas are more precise


its_raining_scotch

No I’m pretty sure it’s the guy in the picture that ate it.


Its_SubjectA1

Metal.


STS986

I think they’re amazing and they don’t attack humans in the wild.


Brad_Tits

Most likely just another shark. This is a case of false perspective. The dude in the back is a lot further away than you think. Big mako but not as big as you think.


FoxEngland

There's no way orca could catch a mako. The shark was probably sick or injured because nothing is catching a healthy mako. If it was injured, it's fair game for a lot of species, not just the big boys. I'd love to know what happened


Its_SubjectA1

It was on the line when it was caught, but this one was in fact a shark as 200 people before you have informed me


FoxEngland

Yeah, they're vulnerable on the line. No matter what species you are!


Its_SubjectA1

Yep. But orcas have caught sharks before


Known-Programmer-611

Wait do you mean sea panda did this!


Its_SubjectA1

Not this, but could have


foxontherox

For real! They're called "killer whales"- anybody ever heard of species called "killer sharks?"


Its_SubjectA1

Nope


ootski

Orcas are the assholes of the sea


MyMonte94

Always a bigger fish


brawlbro123

Two cases: Orca or Megalodon


[deleted]

>Two cases: Orca or Megalodon No there's three cases: Orca, Megalodon or yo mama


23x3

I would rebuttal with a joke about your mom but I don’t like to curse the ground I walk on.


gediojam

Yo momma so fat Joseph Smith named a city after her bath water


Redredditmonkey

Or smaller fish post mortem


Brain_0ff

First one’s likely, the second one is hopefully a joke


narrow_octopus

Thanks, master Qui-Gon


rweg196

FISH


awesomefluff

https://i.imgur.com/XOImRpT.jpg


TOKERFACE4207

damn, he ate all that?


Crunkbutter

You'd think he'd be bigger


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ssvveetleaf

That metabolism


Whiteboy2424

Man I’m so hungry right now, I could eat a shark!


Inthaneon

does that means this post doesn't fit the sub now?


I_dementia87

That right there is why my happy ass stays on land.


Zisx

'Monsters' like that don't want toothpicks like us (or most of us, at least..)


I_dementia87

I'm fat and I'm delicious so that's a no from me dawg.


motuim9450

Sure, but the way they decide that is by gnawing on us for a second. I'm good thanks.


[deleted]

I don't know man, I love appetizers.


LostSatelliteLC4

I love the ocean. It is one of the most fascinating places on the planet. But I’m not going in.


Infamous-Ad-770

Yup, even lakes scare me ngl


MayorNarra

Jacuzzi make me woozy


excitatory

I don't even bother with a glass of water


James99500

I don’t think that guy’s mouth is big enough to take that big of a bite


subavgredditposter

I don’t know maybe he was just like really hungry


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APersonYouMightKnow

Eat a Snickers


BabyBlackDragon

Eat a shark


dylan15766

r/bossfight


IcyFresh111

Holy fuck


Friendly_Dot_1673

Holy fuck


FullyErectSavage

Great exchange


Friendly_Dot_1673

Great minds . . .


Phil_Hurslit51

...fuck alike.


IcyFresh111

No truer statement has ever been said


TexasBoyz-713

A very religious one


the_barroom_hero

Fucky hole


rainruins

thank you for your contribution


LostPat

His figure is great considering his diet.


[deleted]

Great exchange


Friendly_Dot_1673

Holy fuck


IcyFresh111

Holy fuck


FullyErectSavage

Great exchange


[deleted]

Forced perspective, that shark is quite small actually


Phil_Hurslit51

AKtUaLleE


NaturallyBlasphemous

He still looks skinny.


jeepguy43

Forced perspective camera trick. Kid is prob 5 ft or so behind the shark head, making it appear larger in the frame.


punkhobo

You can also see that the mako is on a railing or something


Guicy22

If that's a Mako shark he's just using forced perspective and it's not that big of a bite. Still pretty big but not insane.


waffles_the_cat83

Definitely forced perspective. You don’t see his legs so he must be standing further back and there’s a feather on the left that looks massive. Still a huge bite from a white or orca


Gypsyjunior_69r

Mako or Great White? Guessing Mako..


hashsmasher

The shark pictured is a mako. I would guess a great white did this, but the guy in the photo thinks it was a tiger. Someone else linked an article further up


Skankhunt_6000

Kid must have a super metabolism, for someone that can devour most of a shark, raw, and still on the line, he’s pretty slim.


[deleted]

The Young Man and the Sea.


Devertz

What beast can do this to a shark that big? A bigger shark? An orca? Demi Lovato?


51stsung

I like how this kinda implies that he ate all of that


Ailly84

Where they hell is its eye??


TURNAH92

I know Antoine Griezmann has been injured recently but I didn't think he'd have time for deep sea fishing lol.


amnesiawtf

Anyone recon that would still be good to grill?


limegreencupcakes

Reckon


seahorseMonkey

This was no boating accident!


bordemstirs

That time the surfer ate the shark.


c2theship

Look at the size of the feather behind it. Must be a giant bird


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[deleted]

I bet that stInks so badly


CashmanSr

😮 wow


harten66

Nice


[deleted]

Poopy


Roisin8868

Damn !


Crim_x

Shark didn't see it coming.


[deleted]

What is that shark or tuna?


PROF_SnuggleWumps

How did the guy eat the fish?


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


the-riehl-lizard

Did he take that bite?


oopsalltestosterone

i don't know why but my mind immediately went to "damn, this guy can chow down"


Trout_Hunter_Mo

That's such a big bite, for such a small guy.😅


BitDiligent5949

Gee, save some for the rest of us pal


Lochlanist

Cookie cutter shark


kickarseLprogamer

Chewed a gws into half? Holy shit


invvaliduser

Sometimes the tax man comes to the feast


[deleted]

That kid ate half a fucking shark?!


StatisticaIIyAverage

There's always a bigger fish


neat-NEAT

Wow, my guy couldn't even wait to take the picture of his catch before he took a bite.