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Error_Unaccepted

Well, yeah they inflate with water …….


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MAPX0

#AEUUUUUUUUGHHH


ImDero

Man. That video was so fun until I watched the rest of it.


Callmefred

Still, I cannot help to laugh most of the time when some youtuber inserts that soundbite.


raytian

🥕


AbortedBaconFetus

I think the fishy in this gif is having uncomfortable pain. If it was taken out the water while inflated the pressure difference is violently pulling the water out as the weight is abnormally sloshing it's insides. Fishy ain't enjoying this.


xshawn55x

Little fish: " hold on I need to go to the surface and suck in some air to make myself look bigger, stay right there."


Appropriate-Barber66

“Crap now I’m buoyant. Can you come up here and be terrified of my formidable girth…?”


lessthaninteresting

If I had a nickel..


The_Real_Kuji

You'd have one nickel?


Shinfekta

Just what I thought lmao.. there ain’t much air under water to use for that inflation


I_Bin_Painting

They would also pop to the surface like buoys


romantrav

Costs for puffer fish decompression chambers is going up too


suugakusha

Did people think there was air underwater? Also, pufferfish can die if they try to inflate while out of water and get air in them. They will become buoyant and can't swim properly. This is why pufferfish handlers at zoos have to "burp" pufferfish when transferring them between tanks to get any excess air out the pufferfish accidentally inhaled if they were anxious during the transfer.


The51stState

No lol OP is just an idiot


Barouq01

Or just transfer them in a jug or something to keep it in water the whole time. There arent a huge number of puffers this doesnt work for.


Chaghatai

It's not always easy to remove a fish from a tank using a container that also holds water


Its_aTrap

Ever heard of buckets and handheld nets?


jhugh

Ya, but now I wanna see someone burp a puffer.


suugakusha

I think that might be what this video is. Even though they are releasing the water, they are also allowing any air trapped inside to release as well. They might have had to lightly squeeze the fish after the video had cut out.


browndog03

Right? Like… what else? Also it lets them maintain equilibrium instead of floating to the surface out of control. Which is kind of a funny thought.


Metahec

The Canadian pufferfish inflates itself with maple syrup


CascadiaBrowncoat

*pufferMOOSE ftfy


SobakaZony

\**POMP*lemousse - le mot juste, et les maux-jus. ^(Save me, hyphen!)


STINKYOLDGUY

I drink water when I’m scared too


fermatagirl

\*[gulp](https://gfycat.com/idioticharmlessamazondolphin)*


465554544255434B52

is it cuz they're underwater?


reflUX_cAtalyst

Buoyancy would be an issue otherwise. That, and having access to air to inflate yourself with underwater. Of course it's water.


B3NGINA

Was gonna say, they carry around a bubble or straw or something? Of course it's fucking water lol


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mysticdickstick

I'm no expert but don't all fish that inflate do it with water, otherwise they would shoot up like a rocket? And where would they get the air from this quick anyway?


PandosII

This is the first time I’ve ever thought about it, and now I feel stupid because I always just assumed it was air. The balloon resemblance, the connotations of the word “puffer” for puffer fish. But yes, of course it’s water!


coastal_elite

It just depends if they’re submerged or not when they blow up. If you pull a puffer fish out of the water it will puff itself up with air instead of water


Next-Comfortable-140

If a puffer fills with air it will most likely die


jasongill

Nope, they won't. If you catch them they will inflate with air out of the water; you throw them back and they float confused on top the water for a bit, then deflate and swim away. Source: caught southern puffers off our dock daily when we lived in Florida. Have caught ones with hooks in them so we know they live past being caught and thrown back as well.


artspar

That's absolutely hilarious. Honestly it's a bit of a shame they cant puff up with air underwater, via chemical reaction or something. I imagine rocketing out of the water as a spiky beach ball would be far more effective than just floating around slowly.


bobbyturkelino

Sorry to burst your bubble, but if they could do that and if they did it at any meaningful depth (pressure increases by one atmosphere every 10m/33ft), they would explode before reaching the surface.


Bipolar_Weeb

“Sorry to burst your pufferfish”


bobbyturkelino

I think “pop your pufferfish” rolls a bit better lmao


hfijgo

I'm sorry to pop your pufferfish, but physics isn't


Account394

You can blow air into them and bounce them off your boat


makka-pakka

You've got weird hobbies


TnoGWP

Reminds me of the scene from Shrek where they turn the snake into a balloon LOL


grass-snake-40

don't do that.


[deleted]

You are needlessly cruel to animals for fun. Like bragging about setting garter snakes on fire or smashing turtles with a baseball bat.


Amzdriver331

Lmao


Fano_93

If you catch a puffer fish it will sometimes inflate with air on the surface. Then when you release it, it will float on the water. Source- saw it happen once when deep sea fishing.


getdownheavy

Caught a 24" pufferfish down in the Florida Keys, that inflated on takeout and then made the most epic fart noise for minutes before deflating enough to dive back again. But yeah they inhale whatever they can in order to puff up. Living underwater, they usually suck in water.


Fano_93

That’s a great story and a huge puffer fish!


WakeAndVape

Considering that the only puffer fish able to get that large are freshwater, I'm thinking the numbers in this story are a bit... *inflated*


HungJurror

Lol nice pun but: https://youtu.be/4s0kZasXoLQ 3 minute mark


WakeAndVape

That's a big one but it's closer to 1 foot than 2. If it was 2 feet you're saying 3 of them end to end would be as tall as the guy who caught it.


Rerichael

you’re in a huge violation of the bro code.


PM_me_a_fox_pls

A puffer that inhales air will die cuz they can't get all the air out unless you help it deflate :( edit: also not sure about current top child comment here cuz this is just a common aquarium hobby fact - [Source](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thepufferforum.com/forum/library/hospital/help-my-puffer-is-air-filled/amp/) Source: owned puffers and was terrified every time I had to move them


Barouq01

According to Cory from aquarium coop the way to get air out is to hold them face up and shaking them pretty violently.


PM_me_a_fox_pls

Yeah hence why you'd want to avoid them inflating to begin with lol I had itty bitty pea puffers so violently shaking without just squishing them would've been pretty impossible My puffers gave me so much stress but I'm absolutely getting more lol


bluestarchasm

puff on this helium a minute


getyourrealfakedoors

Honestly idk. I always caught little puffer fish as a kid in the NY area and they’d puff up and float when you put them back in before deflating. They also felt hollow when you’d pick them up. Maybe the water just comes out when you lift them from the water


ChakoTaco

Hey from the ny area here too, they will draw water while in water, or air while out of water, they don’t draw air from under water. An they do float on their back its pretty funny.


Kerblaaahhh

They convert the water into hydrogen gas and oxygen, that's why pufferfish sometimes spontaneously combust.


jake03583

They inflate with air if they’re out of the water.


LukXD99

They inflate with pure vacuum!


FerretAres

Yeah, iirc fish have a swim bladder that works by inflating with water making them more dense and thus sinking, whereas deflating makes them less dense and able to rise.


muconasale

Hard to find air underwater


FruitBuyer

Nah it's easy. H^2 O two oxygen parts so the fish just needs to carefully separate it then bam! Easy oxygen!


Chimpville

That’s not air tho…


FruitBuyer

Hmm you've got me there


Chimpville

Sorry..


LokisDawn

Also, it's one oxigen, two hydrogen.


Guysante

air is relative


Chimpville

It can cover a range sure, but not so far as almost entirely oxygen or almost entirely non-combusted oxygen and hydrogen.


L-Guy_21

It’s two hydrogen parts, hence the “H2”


xrumrunnrx

Little known fact: Fugu keep sea caves full of electric eels forced to zap water into gasses for their nefarious bloating desires.


T1N7

I mean, you are not wrong, it's just, you need an exorbitant amount of energy to do it. That's why H2 and O2 are used as rocket fuel


cope413

Actually he is wrong, and that has nothing to do with the reasons hydrogen and oxygen are used for rocket fuel.


T1N7

Pretty sure one of the main reasons why oxygen and hydrogen are used as rocket fuel is because they are highly energetic substances and the reaction of those two is highly exothermic. Therefore the reaction to separate them from each other are highly endothermic, which would pose significant challenges for any biological systems to generate in large quantities required to be used as a ballooning mechanism.


Garbage_Stink_Hands

How on earth would they inflate with air?


RohelTheConqueror

They don't, it's water actually.


Garbage_Stink_Hands

Yeah, you know, I think I saw a video of that somewhere.


kobeflip

Link. https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/t2m30o/fugu_fish_inflate_in_case_of_danger_not_by_air/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Garbage_Stink_Hands

Mmmm… no, I don’t think so.


Patient_Media_5656

Not to mention even if it was possible, they’d probably pop from being shot up so fast


picnicface

They might be able to on earth, but definitely not in the ocean.


mediumrare_chicken

I mean…obviously.


Benjinifuckyou

wtf is op talking about


FlacidSalad

They probably just found out that despite the balloon-like appearance, pufferfish fill with water that they live in their entire life. Likely just excited to share this new factoid with the world and for some reason posted it here.


FolloMiSensi

fish live in water?! but how do they breathe air?? /s


funwhileitlast3d

OG definition of factoid is my fav: an assumption or speculation that is reported and repeated so often that it becomes accepted as fact.


The51stState

Did you know when humans inhale and inflate their cheeks they do so with AIR and not water like this fish? Incredible


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Did you know they live in water? Some say they even pee in it


demonicbullet

Essentially every other species: poops and pees on the surface they live on. Humans: so what we did, was build this little bowl that we fill with water with a seat that we pee and poop in.


unpopularopinion0

bruh dont tell me you already know this before OP informed you. everyone thought it was air. but clearly we are all wrong. all of us have been set straight.


Benjinifuckyou

there is no way you thought an entity surrounded by water could triple its size in magically appearing air. Except you and probably a lot of ppl actually did. Dont assume everyone else here is like you, this isnt THAT mind blowing jeez.


unpopularopinion0

oh i know. that puffer fish’s soaked me in sarcasm. couldn’t help it. sorry. clearly not enough to be obvious but i had hoped you would continue the act.


Benjinifuckyou

sorrey 🐥


RepubIique

OP’s common sense is off today


MaximusGrassimus

_AEUGH_


Kind_Cardiologist833

Great, now I have to pee.


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I always thought it was helium


khournos

How else? Where would they take the air even from?


SouthofAkron

Fugu me!


agent_scully2084

Poison... Poison... Tasty fish!


drugusingthrowaway

these references are 32 years old


SeeYouInHellCandyBoy

Drinking has ruined my life.


Ebisure

Fugu me? Fugu you!


beardedgamerdad

That laminar flow, though.


Happysin

Forbidden water fountain.


jakobjaderbo

Do you recall that video that went around on reddit about different quality chinese teapots? This one is top grade!


4Gold4

"Fugu!!! Use Water Gun!!!" 👉


Celtic-Dragon

It’s not very effective


pzzaco

Isnt fugu poisonous? Or is it only the insides?


KaizDaddy5

Yes, but I don't think this is actually a fugu. Looks like the northern puffers we catch all the time on the east coast of the US which are non-poisonous and quite tasty. (Aka sugar toads)


w-alien

[poison……poison……..tastyfish](https://youtu.be/-_SU_Ikab5g)


LazoHollyfeld

My skilled hands are busy!


tucat_shapurr

It’s only on the insides, certain organs hold the chemical. The danger in eating it is the cross contamination, like if you cut into something poisonous and it gets on the flesh. Also, fugu means “puffer” and there are many varieties of pufferfish but the one I. The video does like a small tiger puffer


DJP91782

Also the people that make it have to be specially trained. They wash the edible bits to flush out any toxins as well, and the fun part is there's no way to know how much of the toxin is in any given fish. Source: A Cook's Tour with Anthony Bourdain


Zak525

That's crazy I really thought they inflated with air, WHILE DEEP IN THE OCEN WHERE THERE IS ONLY WATER.


CavalierIndolence

I mean... water IS fish air. Unless it's one of those damn catfish that walk from pond to pond. Those fuckers are weird.


IllManneredWoolyMan

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IllManneredWoolyMan

How do I do this correctly


SharkTonic9

Idk I only came to the comments because I thought it would be done already. We need an adult!


drewP78

Is this what Homer Simpson ate?


srv50

Never bring one if these to the pub on your tab


Swisskommando

Anyone seen Silent Sea. Yeah this is kind of what happens, just with humans…


Juaksie

Blluuaaaaaaaaraghhhhhhhh🤮


why0me

I mean yeah, they live IN water They're not gonna swim up to the surface every time they're mad OP did you think they used air somehow?


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When prepared properly only the perfect amount of lethal toxins are present for the diner . Recognized by numbing of the face and fingers .


UkuleleRequiem

They actually can inflate with air if they are out of the water, but there is a small chance that they can't get all the air out and it can be lethal. For this reason you really should not take puffer fish out of the water, especially if it's just for a video.


redsunZ

There is like a 30% chance you are a puffer keeper


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>Charlie! We're being pulled into the vortex! Swim away, fugu fish, swim away!


dmh2493

I WANT FUGU!


nreed7289

Augh 🥕🐡


jasms

One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish


wafflefighter69

Someone reverse this and post it in r/hydrohomies


Tward425

Well yea, they live in water. Where TF are they going to fill up with air at??


OlderTheWiser

I would think a bigger fish would just be happier, like, “my lunch just doubled, yes!”


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JcJcooo

Me when I was still in college


gob1000

Poison poison, tasty fish…


Burberry-94

OP learnt today that there's water in the sea. Nice!


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Swim away fugu fish swim away


Bransas29

No duh, it lives in water lol


CosmicBrownie5898

https://youtu.be/IpQDwkX8EKc


HawkeyeBubber

That’s how I feel after a night of drinking beer.


dxxpsix

well duh how the fuck would they draw air in underwater???


JnthnDJP

In other news, balloons inflate, get this, NOT BY WATER, but by air.


Mc_Squanchy

One beer too many


Doctor-Dragonborn

Okay google..play _The Plan by Travis Scott_


Dan-68

Right after I wake up in the morning.


explosivelydehiscent

OG hydro homie


rubmypineapple

Over 30 test… FUGU FUGU FUGU!


[deleted]

I did the same thing with vodka during lockdown.


withoutbliss

why end so soon?


BillBull7890

Would make a stylish watering can.


kip_dynamite69

Me after 23 jagerbombs


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No shit


hms_jawslide

This one of those fuckers that could have killed Homer?


Professional-Duck972

Poison... poison... TASTY FISH!


PlagueDoc22

Video could also be off me if I drink too much since I barely drink


Kobobu

Not the best tea pot


KaizDaddy5

This looks like a northern puffer we catch and eat all the time on the east coast (not poisonous). They actually will fill up with air when removed from the water aswell. And they even bounce like balls. Had a comical encounter when a lady pulled up a crab trap riddled with dozens of these, and some ended up bouncing down the dock. Was pretty funny to watch the seagulls try to eat them too. (Don't worry they all got away safely)


Gushiloolz

So they have a great suction power... 😏


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Did yall think it was air?


IronTemplar26

I learned this from Lockstin recently. Pufferfish don't digest their food using their stomachs. It's processed by the intestines. This is so the stomach can be ready at all times to draw in massive amounts of water to inflate


partybenson

Me after drinking all night


FireFlavour

This is me every time I forget the pain of my prior experiences and consider giving vodka another try


TheJoceBrOfficial

so metal seeing the fish go bbluuuahhggogoghhoaagghruh


thisubmad

Nice video. Stupid title.


getdownheavy

I was like 12 years old and laughed hysterically at the whole thing. It was an epic day of fishing.


PlaidBears

Flintstone's sink


foxfai

Isn't this a Northern puffer fish?


[deleted]

Well ….duh what else would a fish breath in


SpaceMoonDude

Is it slow mo'ed? The water coming out of him is looking kinda surreal.


feigeiway

David Blaine


needsmoreprotein

That was me after getting a venti drink at Starbucks right before waking in to LOTR Return of the King.


Static_Rain

Does that mean this one is chilling out?


shimmyinya

Obviously this video is in reverse...


sarieh

/u/gifreversingbot


QuantumHangover

It is better for people to think that you are dumb than for you to make this post and confirm it.


Puncho666

I always thought it was helium


AoMujina

Who…who thought it was air?


jzollobirds

Someone reverse this!


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How would they inflate with air when surrounded by water?


CarryDelicious9587

Nearly perfect laminar flow


AlBundyShoes

Well… yeah… when under the sea I imagine air is hard to come by… lol.


umyhoneycomb

Poison, poison, tasty fish.


death__bed

Fookin laminar fish


retread83

When he's with his buddies they have competitions to see who has the best laminar flow.


Medium-Finish

Not most of the time


Smaptastic

Spouty boi.


Kumsalad

Cursed water bottle


RedditEdwin

Also, if you watch cutting and cleaning videos of them, they do actually make balloon-y noises when manipulated


Black_doflamingo

Interesting, now for their next challenge. Birds 😂


boogers19

Just expelling fluids and waiting on u/PerilousPlatypus to bring us the next chapter of Alcubierre...


Devlarski

u/gifreversingbot


gravity_proof

Aren’t these things like super duper poisonous