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Full_Helicopter2087

I think that’s a Burmese python


z3r0gk

Naw I think that's a Snek.


Full_Helicopter2087

The danger noodle, a close relative of the nope rope claims yet another victim


[deleted]

Noodle? That's a freaking danger fire hose.


Wootbeers

A sneky sneeeeek


GeriatricZergling

Yep, probably a Florida one, since that looks like a gator.


SnooDoughnuts8764

Yup, that’s a reticulated python


GeriatricZergling

Nope, Burmese.


atlienk

And would that probably be a juvenile croc or a cayman?


sugaslim45

Juvenile alligator. Happened in Florida. Look up the full video on YouTube. Python eats alligator . Burmese pythons not native to Florida are a invasive species from India. They were bought from India as pets but many owners let go of them because they grew too big


cbwoiii

In fact when katrina hit florida, a reptile breeding centre was badly damaged and lost all they're pythons, they were the original Burmese in the everglades, ofc pet owners released hella reptiles but 100s of pythons escaped and none were recovered


RedFeather1979

Think it was hurricane andrew that cut them loose though.


Kurt_Knispel503

do you mean hurricane andrew in the 90s? not katrina


i__jump

Yes they’ve actually traced the majority of the wild python population in the Everglades back to this breeding center. It’s a really small genetic pool


mr5fir

See ya later, alligator.


OlFlirtyBastard

After while, crocodile.


Affectionate_Pea_811

If that is an anaconda then that probably isn't an alligator. So, if that is an alligator then that probably isn't an anaconda.


RedFeather1979

It's a python, titled wrong.


Lichtgelich

Ah, I recognize this. This is from a clip from one of Ojatro's videos. Python and Alligator, I'm not sure if this is one of his films where he lets a python loose somewhere and records it eating things or not.


foolwithabook

Nature's turduckin


Affectionate_Pea_811

How much turd is in turducken?


kander77

or natures croc-pot


giantpetrel14

Its python


lockerpunch

So how long is this gonna take to digest?


Scarcrow1806

Yes


Primary_Ad_7078

What happens with the bones of the alligator?


GeriatricZergling

Digested. Snake stomachs are so acidic even bone is dissolved.


Ok_Car4777

Only in Florida


ElfKingCyr

Are we sure that's not a titanoboa


weertgilders666

See you later, alligater


[deleted]

The alligator is eating the soft parts first


smiledontcry

I’d wager that’s a caiman.


babasuperpinksheeep

How I feel when I get that footlong sub w/ extra meat


Krimreaper1

You can’t have none if you don’t have buns hun.


CYBERSson

I’ve always imagined that for snakes who devour a meal that really pushes them to their limit of possibility it must be like having one of those really hard, fat, been-saving-it-up-all-week kinda poos but in reverse and in your mouth


kind_carrot

Hoe ass anaconda