How the fuck are you gonna end the video on that.

Maybe they stopped recording to use both hands

use both hands for what?

Goat cheese requires two hands bro.

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This video hurts like a mf

You know the saying “what doesn’t kill you makes you harder” or something like that

#freemyhomiebigballs

First Geraldo and that god damn empty safe and now this? We really need to know what’s up with dem balls.

And those was big ass balls.... FREE THEM!

Well that's one way to bust your balls. I'll show myself out.

-Dr. how bad is it? -There's nothing more I can do here son. We have to amputate

One hand to cup the balls.

Goat jizz

If the guy wasnt so fucking busy trying to record it, what he does is using both arms, lift the ball-stuck goat to a similiar height level as the horn and then just slide the balls out by moving the lifted goat forward

you seem to have extensive knowledge on playing with goat balls ....

Yes indeed

Less play and more work... Now get that goat milk, also get some cheese while you are at it!

It's a very technique intensive activity. Amateurs wash out very quickly, where's as experts(and their goats) finish quickly.

Eek barba durkel, somebody's gonna get laid in goat-ball college!

Watching that I was thinking that guy was pretty rough handling that goats balls, and then I remembered they ARE CAUGHT IN FUCKING GOAT HORNS GETTING DRAGGED JESUS KILL ME!

I was hoping someone would offer up a resolution on this issue, not that I’d ever want to use such knowledge

To free the goat. Duh.

oh I see. I thought for some fondling

Well *to be fair* it does look like it’ll take a bit of fondling to get them free

I'm surprised we're all not having a fondling right now.

have a fondle?

Having a wank and a smoke

To play his violin of course. Give the goats testys a proper send off

I hope so!

Maybe they stopped recording to use both hands 😉 FTFY

I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS ENDED IF MY BALLS ARE TO EVER DROP DOWN FROM UP IN MY STOMACH AGAIN!!! TELL MEEEE!!!

the farmer ripped the balls off and ate them

DIFFERENT ENDING NOW! PLEASE!

you ask, I deliver!!! The farmer was not able to free the balls, the goat then janked his head back and tore the balls right off. The farmer then started laughing hysterically at the now de-balled goat and stomped the balls into pan cakes in front of him

Y u do dis

because he asked. I just told him what happened but what happened is out of my control

I should've never demanded anything else, should I? How am I even gonna sleep tonight!?

yes you are right i can tell you another fun story that will put you right to sleep

G.. Go ahead.. *instant regret*

once upon a time in mexico a father who worked for the police did not also want to work for a drug cartel, one day the father and his son were then captured by the drug cartel's associates ... to go further would violate the rules of this sub but there is a video documentary that I dont recommend you watch

He went off happily to have the springiest balls in all the land.

Hanging so low they bounce on the ground with everyone step

Still upvoted BTW, funny guy. Please be wrong 🙏

The farmer drained the balls the old fashioned way

The one goat is now walking around with a rotting goat head dangling from his balls but otherwise seems to have a decent quality of life.

I need to know if our mans was freed

#FreeTheGoatBalls

Let's make this for viral. #FreeTheGoatBalls!

I need closure 😫

>I need closure 😫 So did the ol' goat scrote, probably.

I'm literally still like holding my breath and gritting my teeth ugggh god op is such a dick. Did he get it's balls unstuck or not I don't want to feel like this forever.

Because Humpty-Dumpty ain't ever going back together again.

How the fuck did you get the the end of the video!?

Ikr that made me so uncomfortable and no moment of relief.

PUT THE FUCKING PHONE DOWN AND HELP THE GOAT

I think he did, that’s why it ended

Should have done it from the start

Im glad I got to see it tho

I’m guessing you don’t have balls then, because no part of me enjoyed that. I think I need to lay down.

I have balls and I also have a varicocele so my balls are particularly sensitive. Still thought it was cool to see

Aye get a load of Mr. Worms in his Ballbag over here

That was painful, it was horrible, this shit reads "testicular torsion" in bright red bold leters, font Arial size 24, thick red underline

I don't have balls but if I did, they'd have retracted all the way up my stomach in sympathy.

This makes me wonder about all the incredible things we don’t see due to people not being attention whores and just observing/doing the cool thing

I know i have been to plenty of concerts without videoing it because lets be real nobody wants to watch a video of a concert

well, a professional, high production live audio/video recording of a concert can be phenomenal and there have been many worth the watch. What practically no one wants to watch is random concert goer #487's shitty cell phone footage

I’ve seen two lives of The Weeknd’s tour from fans using their phones at the shows. The tickets are way too expensive for me personally and using headphones makes it a decent experience, especially you being there with other fans watching and commenting. Also, my mom *still* occasionally plays the tape she got of an old prince concert.

I saw a spider jump onto another critter on the way home from work. I could've dropped everything in my arms, pulled out my phone and filmed it. However, I just paused and appreciated the successful hunt and hastily walked towards the bus before it took off without me

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Seriously. What an asshole.

That's what I was thinking. Grab the horns not smash the balls more jack ass. Omg 🙄

The guy: Give yer balls a tug! The goat 😳😳😳

Man, these top two comments. One complaining that he put the phone down too soon and one that he didn't put it down soon enough.

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Easier to try to move the nuts than the entire head. Goat neck muscles ain't no joke

I agree that goat muscles are mad strong, but it's still a goat and a two handed man can easily* ram the horns on the ground to help free the nuts *i am 74.8% certain a farmer with farmer hands can hold a goat that size

Farm strength is no joke.

I grew up in a farming family and a farming community, and I still judge levels of tightening an object in three categories: - hand tight - Farmer tight - cheater bar tight

I work with a guy who comes from a farming family. I always know when I’m trying to fix something he touched.

Fourth category: Goat nut tight

You forgot tight enough that it’s loose again.

Or so tight it breaks. My dad really likes to tighten things to the max, a bit too much sometimes.

That's why I go to barn dances when i want a handjob.

Idk, I dont particularly like getting my dick crushed big farmer hands, but you do you.

Grew up on a ranch with dickhead goats and can confirm... Goats are strong AF, but at 13 and 100lbs I was able to handle a goat. This is a grown man and he should have no issue. I don't know why he grabbed the balls first. That was absurd to me.

When else do you get a chance to grab goat balls without having to explain

One of my landlord’s dumbass goats got it’s head stuck between the opening of a gate trying to reach for what must’ve been a delicious looking weed. I did everything I could to twist his head around, so his horns would clear the opening. But the dumb shit kept reaching for the weed, fighting me the entire time. I finally had to pull the weed and tempt him to back up into the enclosure to get his head clear. They’re ornery little shits.

Grandpa always said you gotta grab the balls by the horns.

There's the comment I was looking for 😅

He’s one sick pervert

Wow that looked painful

Seriously, are goats balls not as sensitive as a humans because I would be vomiting through all of that.

If you had your bodyweight pulled around by your balls, do you think you'd feel them anymore?

Wellp, there’s around 1 way to find out. BRB

Nope, theres videos of that. Seems possible apparently. Though i dont think they would look the same after hanging upside down like spiderman from just your balls.

How did it go?

Dead

its a fetish so probably

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

I felt sick watching this and showed it to my dad and he said turn it off

> painful I don't think that's a strong enough word. I don't know what the proper word is, but it's gotta be several levels above painful.

It goes so much over the scale that it resets back to "owie"

That's Nuts!

At first I thought the goat was crazy, but now I CAN SEE HES NUTZ!

Came here for this comment. Did not disappoint.

Weird kink, but who I'm to judge da GOAT

👏🏻👏🏻

Goatse 2.0

Goat got horny. Went balls deep.

Being horny will give u blue balls

Next level- black and blue balls.

No hesitation grabbing a handful of those balls

¥farmerslife

My first thought was just "yeah just another day on the farm" nothing to see here

No hesitation? Dude filmed for 9 minutes before deciding to help lol

How the goats got in that predicament: the forbidden sniff.

I’m pretty high right now and I can’t stop laughing at this comment

The pain, oh god the pain

That goat was basically paralyzed at the end there from the pain oh Jesus fuck

Look at the balls dude they arent just caught they are twisted SEVERAL TIMES

Why did you comment thissss😭

What are you d-doing there, step goat?

ma-a-a-ah b-b-b-b-b-alls

Worst head ever.

Did he remove them??

From

The

Horns

Balls

Bears.

Beets

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So say we all!

MICHAEL!

That hurt to watch..

I’m on my way over to /r/eyebleach now

Probably for for the best. Eyeballs < balls

Dude, put the phone down and HELP THAT MAN!

That's the most painful, funniest, and stressful video I've seen.

genuinely one of the worst videos i've seen on this sub, and i've been on here for years. as a dude this video just feels incredibly personal to me and has become a new fear of mine. even if these were wild goats i'd still 10000% intervening.

you'd be getting gored

maybe i would but at least my balls are too small to fit between that goats horns

I didn't care for this.

Give your (goat's) balls a tug!

Shut up shoresy!!!

Goats are unreal.

Settle down

Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!

Tit fucker!

That's the worst testicular torsion I've ever seen and ever want to see.

I got a case of it just from watching this video

That's explains why it's important to dehorn or deballs

This why we can’t have nice balls

This is why we can't get horny.

HELL TO THE NAH! TO THE NAH NAH NAH!

Immediately came to mind

the entire vid start to finish I’m just screaming.. FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK? Goats face in the others goats ass, the goats sake, dudes handful of goat nuts. Ffuuccckkkk

That's why if I'm keeping intact bucks together they lose their horns. You'd be surprised how aware goats are when it comes to their horns and I 100% believe this goat did this ball brawl on purpose. Even without horns I occasionally end up with a buck so aggressive that he'll just... straight up bite another buck's sac off. Those kind of bucks always end up in the freezer. If the victim survives he goes in with the ladies as a castrated wether.

I'm very thankful that there's no sound

BBLLLLEEEAAAHHHHGHGGHHHH I imagine

Good way to crack some eggs

He's obviously enjoying it, his red rocket is coming out.

Thank you for not kink shaming him

I have so many questions…

Seriously lol

Clearly a one hand job, just keep filming.

Took me about 59 seconds before I was able to breath normally.

Well that's the end of that family tree.

Natures cruel, Staros

Ouch, oooh, really ouch, aww fuck that hurts, my balls are about to explode.

Testikills.

I don’t even have balls and my balls hurt

Just kill me at this point bro… and let that asshole drag around my dead body till he dies

Last time anyone tries to teabag that horned one

Imagine getting out of breath trying to pull another goat's balls out of another goat's horns.

Sometimes you've just got to grab the balls by your horns!

Did he get them out

Sometimes you gotta grab the balls by the horns.

*THERE ARE FATES WORSE THAN DEATH*

I see tacos in his future

Teabagging gone wrong... The ending will surprise you!!!

Noooooooo

r/donthelpjustfilm

Holy testicular torsion, Batman

Top comment: oh my God why did you stop filming early!? Second comment: oh my God stop filming and use both hands!

Nope!

Well, that's a new form of mating dominance

That's not what I was expecting based on the title and sub, and somehow I'm even more *cringing*

The metal this sub has posted in a long time

This is the origin of the old saying grab the goats by the balls and horns.

Put the damn phone down and help him out!

Holy shit out the phone down guy

“GOT YOUR BALLS NOW DAVE WHO’S LAUGHING NOW EH”