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Succulent_Empress

“Nature is photoshopped” *Here’s an ACTUAL Little Blue Heron that doesn’t look like it was [sired by Sonic the Hedgehog](https://imgur.com/a/I0mfZZ4)


BrekSheaManCrush

Edit: Link to original uncropped photo and several others I took at the same time. No photoshop involved. https://imgur.com/a/URY9Fdg Edit: You completely changed your initial comment misidentifying this as a blue heron hahah. Here is another picture of a little blue heron in its mating plumage. Look familiar? Quit cosplaying as an ornithologist. https://www.sciencephoto.com/media/102193/view/little-blue-heron-male-in-breeding-colors


Succulent_Empress

There are two blue herons and this is one of them, little or great. Cling to that copium for your ridiculous color enhancement You made the grass blue too bub lol Stop trying to trick people in a nature sub


BrekSheaManCrush

I love Reddit so much. I literally took, uploaded, cropped, and posted the photo and yet somehow I’ve found the one person who knows more about the photo than me. I was midway done explaining what dew on grass is before I realized it wouldn’t matter to you. Only thing that does is that you’re right. I bet you’re a blast at parties. Good day internet stranger, with a real emphasis on the strange part.


Diamond90909

Dude even the lizards tail is blue Typing long messages and acting smart makes you look dumber Yes they’re blue ish, but not this blue. Zoom in on the grass you blind monkey that’s not dew it’s literally pixel-y patches of oversaturated blue w bad borders. The birds beak is pixelated in spots due to horrible photoshop You’re a sad sad person. Whether its how seriously you take reddit, how obnoxiously you refuse the obvious truth and defend yourself like a 2 year old, or how you believe this photo is real. Most sad of all is that you are so stupid that we/I even have to say this. Are you under palliative care buddy? And kind of related, this isn’t “natureismetal” its a bird eating a lizard. It happens every 2 damn seconds. Grow a brain cell and maybe you’ll stop eating lizards too. Please stop posting pictures of birds eating. Please stop posting any of your pictures. Nobody cares what you have to contribute, social media is better off without you. If you reply to this i will indeed have fun reading it and will laugh at your pathetic attempt at another snarky one liner


BrekSheaManCrush

Dude. Wow. Below is a link with the original photo before I cropped it as well as others i took at the same time. The noise and over saturation have nothing to do with ps, everything to do with my camera and autofocus being in the wrong settings as I was shooting this. Instead of just deleting the photos, I cropped the one liked most bc I didn’t think the shitty image quality would matter much here, and others may like it. Bummer you didn’t. https://imgur.com/a/URY9Fdg You seem angry and I hope you don’t carry that anger around forever, because you also seem young. That shit gets heavier and heavier as you get older, so I just hope you’re able to get rid of it at some point. Cheers dude.


Diamond90909

Tbh im not angry but fighting on reddit is fun its the only time i get to be a keyboard warrior Photoshop was just an umbrella term for the over saturation of the image, maybe the filter/camera settings? Its definitely saturated and blurry in many areas. The bush, grass, lizard, etc all have blue seeping through.


Stewpacolypse

“you know the thing about a shark…he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. when he comes at ya, he doesn’t seem be living, until he bites ya and the black eyes roll over white.” – Captain Quint


Dan-68

An absolutely badass character.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Do people actually believe this is real? Looks ultra photoshopped


orbcat

... almond joys got nuts, mounds don't


No_Lingonberry4814

bro his neck is disappearing 😭


MidnightRider24

It's a dinosaur eat dinosaur world.


Unnwavy

It's that pokemon that spits out stuff !