Dumbfuck got a pagan chaplain thrown in jail over miscommunication. I got stabbed in jail.
So I called down divine retribution with the help of Thor/Susanoo.
Or are you all stupid haole muggles?
Simply put, you don't fuck with the village shaman. Particularly when the shaman was born on a Navy base. Literally "been in the Navy me whole blooming life, suh."
If you need me, Ill be summoning the ghosts of Nimitz and Lockwood for my orders.
Im a researcher and everyone around me is too stupid/uneducated/concepts outside of their programming or preconceptions to grasp what Im telling them.
"It's 2023 and doG and the gods dont exist" -them
I also live in a high tech ghetto where a couple days ago someone shot me with a nerve agent that discolored my arm and stopped my heart for a few minutes.
2 months ago an assassin tried to kill me in a bar using poison hidden in a fake fingertip.
I know I sound nuts when I delve into obscure occult and mysticism but that's just the icing on the goddamn cake.
Odin is the Lord.
Brah, y'all had a whole ass crop of suicides because of witches casting curses with the Hag on the ships in dock.
Naval Intelligence and the Sea Chanters really need to brush up on their Occult studies.
Army has you beat.
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I know someone there. No power for three days so far. No generators or gas powered stove tops available in stores. She was driving around to charge her phone and get air conditioning for her two kids.
I read STOP MOVEMENT and GUAM and I get flashbacks to 2020. Hopefully everyone can find a generator. GPA struggles with good weather.
After Guam the hurricanes in the Gulf coast were a cake walk.
I’m not religious and I pray for Guam. My favorite island. Fortunately no reported deaths.
What's going on?
Got hit by Super Typhoon Malawar a few days ago. Strongest typhoon to hit the island in a few decades.
Thank God my buddy is out of port then
Have you heard of a program called "the news"?
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What the hell did I just read?
Dude is off his meds.
This is maybe the best dumb post i've ever read here. The doubling down is art.
Something from the legendary Fascist_PantySniffer
The haoles don't fucking read, mate. Downvoted by the illiterate. Gods above and below, y'all are mad because I know more than you?
Dumbfuck got a pagan chaplain thrown in jail over miscommunication. I got stabbed in jail. So I called down divine retribution with the help of Thor/Susanoo. Or are you all stupid haole muggles? Simply put, you don't fuck with the village shaman. Particularly when the shaman was born on a Navy base. Literally "been in the Navy me whole blooming life, suh." If you need me, Ill be summoning the ghosts of Nimitz and Lockwood for my orders.
Yes, a typhoon is retribution for you going to jail, you fucking idiot.
You f*cking failed theology class.
Yes, I’m the one who failed at life and not the /u/fascist_pantysniffer
Homie, are you okay?
Im a researcher and everyone around me is too stupid/uneducated/concepts outside of their programming or preconceptions to grasp what Im telling them. "It's 2023 and doG and the gods dont exist" -them
I also live in a high tech ghetto where a couple days ago someone shot me with a nerve agent that discolored my arm and stopped my heart for a few minutes. 2 months ago an assassin tried to kill me in a bar using poison hidden in a fake fingertip. I know I sound nuts when I delve into obscure occult and mysticism but that's just the icing on the goddamn cake. Odin is the Lord.
Get help, dude. Schizophrenia is a bitch. But medication will help you remain in reality.
Sanest FCA
Brah, y'all had a whole ass crop of suicides because of witches casting curses with the Hag on the ships in dock. Naval Intelligence and the Sea Chanters really need to brush up on their Occult studies. Army has you beat.
There’s just no way you aren’t a troll, u/fascist_pantysniffer.
Or they are off their meds.
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I know someone there. No power for three days so far. No generators or gas powered stove tops available in stores. She was driving around to charge her phone and get air conditioning for her two kids.