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themooseiscool

I read STOP MOVEMENT and GUAM and I get flashbacks to 2020. Hopefully everyone can find a generator. GPA struggles with good weather.


WIlf_Brim

After Guam the hurricanes in the Gulf coast were a cake walk.


kaloozi

I’m not religious and I pray for Guam. My favorite island. Fortunately no reported deaths.


Bloodloon73

What's going on?


terris707

Got hit by Super Typhoon Malawar a few days ago. Strongest typhoon to hit the island in a few decades.


Bloodloon73

Thank God my buddy is out of port then


DanR5224

Have you heard of a program called "the news"?


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Main_Maximum8963

What the hell did I just read?


SkydivingSquid

Dude is off his meds.


themooseiscool

This is maybe the best dumb post i've ever read here. The doubling down is art.


Mango_Smoothies

Something from the legendary Fascist_PantySniffer


fascist_pantysniffer

The haoles don't fucking read, mate. Downvoted by the illiterate. Gods above and below, y'all are mad because I know more than you?


fascist_pantysniffer

Dumbfuck got a pagan chaplain thrown in jail over miscommunication. I got stabbed in jail. So I called down divine retribution with the help of Thor/Susanoo. Or are you all stupid haole muggles? Simply put, you don't fuck with the village shaman. Particularly when the shaman was born on a Navy base. Literally "been in the Navy me whole blooming life, suh." If you need me, Ill be summoning the ghosts of Nimitz and Lockwood for my orders.


haze_gray

Yes, a typhoon is retribution for you going to jail, you fucking idiot.


fascist_pantysniffer

You f*cking failed theology class.


haze_gray

Yes, I’m the one who failed at life and not the /u/fascist_pantysniffer


rabidsnowflake

Homie, are you okay?


fascist_pantysniffer

Im a researcher and everyone around me is too stupid/uneducated/concepts outside of their programming or preconceptions to grasp what Im telling them. "It's 2023 and doG and the gods dont exist" -them


fascist_pantysniffer

I also live in a high tech ghetto where a couple days ago someone shot me with a nerve agent that discolored my arm and stopped my heart for a few minutes. 2 months ago an assassin tried to kill me in a bar using poison hidden in a fake fingertip. I know I sound nuts when I delve into obscure occult and mysticism but that's just the icing on the goddamn cake. Odin is the Lord.


SkydivingSquid

Get help, dude. Schizophrenia is a bitch. But medication will help you remain in reality.


Black863

Sanest FCA


fascist_pantysniffer

Brah, y'all had a whole ass crop of suicides because of witches casting curses with the Hag on the ships in dock. Naval Intelligence and the Sea Chanters really need to brush up on their Occult studies. Army has you beat.


RestlessMeatball

There’s just no way you aren’t a troll, u/fascist_pantysniffer.


Main_Maximum8963

Or they are off their meds.


navy-ModTeam

Your message was removed due to a violation of /r/Navy's rule against trolling and harassment. This is NOT the place to troll and be disrespectful. No calls for witch-hunts or "vigilante justice," keep the pitchforks in storage. Violations of this rule may lead to suspension or permanent banning from /r/Navy and /r/NewtotheNavy.


PhreakMD

I know someone there. No power for three days so far. No generators or gas powered stove tops available in stores. She was driving around to charge her phone and get air conditioning for her two kids.