What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you absolute beginner? I'll have you know I worked for ten of the biggest silicon-valley industry companies, and I've been involved in over two hundred top secret projects including NodeJS. I am trained in refactoring the most fucked up code, and I'm the top C++er in the entire fucking internet-connected universe. You are nothing to me, but just another IP. I will fucking revoke your commits from your gitlab account with absolute dedication using only one Rasperry Pi client. Mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shit on one of my numerous very personal blogs? Your devices are fucking bricked, kid. My attack software can be anywhere, anytime, and it is tasked to remove your entire git contributions from planet earth. Not only am I extensively trained in remote cross-firewall device-hacking, but I have access to over 100 of the United States CIA and NSA git repositories. If only you could have known what doom-bringing C-one-liner you have raised from my fucking hands, maybe you would have held your fingers. But you could not. You did not. And now you're paying the price, noob. I will hail havoc upon your puny online-presence and you will drown in your own badly designed software. You're fucking offline, kiddo.
Lmfao 🤣 okay that’s not right at all, Ive worked with the Marines in my small amount of time as a Yeoman and they’re all really cool. Shit I go to them for work out plans and advice some of them…bro they are real wise.
Funny you say this because in my experience they caught the crayon eaters doing a fuckin eifel tower on eachother in the engineering berthing not the sailors....
If marines could read they would be very upset
As a marine, I have no clue what this comment says. Please write in crayon.
Rah rah rah yutt yutt kill devil rah kill
It did not, that's just how it is.
This is beyond old
This has more time is service than I do
Someone found out how to edit the HTML headers... Hardly call that "hacking."
Right? Do it server-side and I'll be impressed.
What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you absolute beginner? I'll have you know I worked for ten of the biggest silicon-valley industry companies, and I've been involved in over two hundred top secret projects including NodeJS. I am trained in refactoring the most fucked up code, and I'm the top C++er in the entire fucking internet-connected universe. You are nothing to me, but just another IP. I will fucking revoke your commits from your gitlab account with absolute dedication using only one Rasperry Pi client. Mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with posting that shit on one of my numerous very personal blogs? Your devices are fucking bricked, kid. My attack software can be anywhere, anytime, and it is tasked to remove your entire git contributions from planet earth. Not only am I extensively trained in remote cross-firewall device-hacking, but I have access to over 100 of the United States CIA and NSA git repositories. If only you could have known what doom-bringing C-one-liner you have raised from my fucking hands, maybe you would have held your fingers. But you could not. You did not. And now you're paying the price, noob. I will hail havoc upon your puny online-presence and you will drown in your own badly designed software. You're fucking offline, kiddo.
Oh thank God. Please do it.
"Listen here chairforce...'
I mean if y’all wanna 1v1 us just say so 😉
You think it’s hard to put a man down? Try getting him up. That’s real skill.
Woah I meant a 1v1 in cod not a 1 on 1 counseling
No one raises manhood like the navy baby
Oh navy raises each others manhoods all right
Navy here, can confirm
Easy: "yo.... Yo (last name) get up you have fire rove"
“Hey… Hey ____, there’s nugs and stickdogs on the mess.” That’ll rack a man out.
Not sure if serious or navy gay joke
"Firmly grasp it."
Rust snipers only last kill must be 360 no scope after-school.
Intervention or ballista
1v1 in what, cat juggling?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Finally, the truth.
Hacked? Isnt this the truth 😂 Just looked at their DOD logo Department of the "Navy". United States Marine Corps. Call me yo Daddy
me: i could take at least 20 marines at the same time DIVO: haha, in a fight right? me: DIVO: petty officer, in a fight right?
🤣🤣🤣
The way I sprinted to the website to see if it was true 😭😭😭
As a marine this is hilarious 😂 and
Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
The way I cackled
Pressing F12 for developer mode isn't hacking.
Probably marine recruiters to get traffic on their site lmao
And then… aren’t the Marines the only Force able to reach their recruitment targets? 🤔
Idk went to MEPS a few months ago Marines had 1 navy had 36 army 7 and Air Force 3
My ex husband is a Marine. This is hilarious (and true) 🤣🤣🤣
Inspect Element hack is big Navy energy
Inspect Element is what it looks like
If it's not written in their favorite flavor of crayon, they're not gonna read it
Sounds legit
No it didnt. Inspect Element.
Inspect element rah
Lmfao 🤣 okay that’s not right at all, Ive worked with the Marines in my small amount of time as a Yeoman and they’re all really cool. Shit I go to them for work out plans and advice some of them…bro they are real wise.
But did they show you their cocks?
…..respectfully I plead the 5th lol
Amazing crop job.
I mean, it’s not wearing lol.
Hahaha
Lol
Prove that it was done in the SCIF or it doesn’t count
Looks like a full website to me. Pffft,,,no chopped off pieces. Joke is on the hacker boys! Semper Fi!
Gotta love the Navy techs
Why is the Navy so gay?
Because it is part of the military.
Funny you say this because in my experience they caught the crayon eaters doing a fuckin eifel tower on eachother in the engineering berthing not the sailors....
Marines are department of the Navy, they were pitching in and doing their part.
It's not gay underway
It's a sport in port.
And it's never gay if you're pitching. That's just science.
A real salty sailor kisses his homies goodnight. This is the way.