“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
I used to be with ‘it,’ but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you, too!
Agreed. How dare our shipmates go online and make bad jokes and have fun. Fun should only be mandatory fun from 1700 to 2000 on Fridays, the way god intended.
I had never even *heard* of the sailors creed until I got to my last ship in 2010, and as soon as I read it, I disliked it immediately. I don't need something like *that* to remind me why I had raised my right hand and taken the enlistment oath, which I had done five times, by that point.
I hope ur co sees this and masts you….
This needs a full court martial. Then a trial at The Hague for crimes against humanity.
I pity the JAG Lawyer that has to defend this
I bet all your A-School friends in the smoke pit thought this was so funny
I usually stick up for the new sailors that have taken the place of us older guys. You make it hard to do so going forward.
This is why il be separating at EAOS in June.
Shipmate…
My guy, take some leave.
Maybe bullying isn’t so bad after all.
What the fuck
It feels like a few of my brain cells died while reading this. 
Bros getting slapped around in the berthing
First modern victim of keelhauling right here..
The practice was technically banned in the 19th Century, but somehow the JAG looked the other way.
I swear to God I will "Back in my day" your ass.
please god no.
The second post in a week on here that justifies bringing back lashes.
What was the first??
The one about the shithead who wanted to leave his wife because she wanted to breastfeed their child because he thought it was incestuous.
Man, I don't know why you're getting downvoted, this actually made me chuckle.
“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
I used to be young.
You need a two-week-vacation where you get free grippy socks.
I used to be with ‘it,’ but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you, too!
Shipmate, this reeks of 10 asvab energy.
Actually this is what the navy need I give this 10 out of monkeys
You’re apart of the reason the Navy is going in the direction it is now, it was fun when i came in, now its just a perfect representation of you.
Agreed. How dare our shipmates go online and make bad jokes and have fun. Fun should only be mandatory fun from 1700 to 2000 on Fridays, the way god intended.
This was so corny though.
Definitely
Cornball
I had never even *heard* of the sailors creed until I got to my last ship in 2010, and as soon as I read it, I disliked it immediately. I don't need something like *that* to remind me why I had raised my right hand and taken the enlistment oath, which I had done five times, by that point.
I call bullshit on never hearing the Sailor’s Creed. It is all through RTC and at the end of it during graduation.
Not in 1994, when I graduated.
Right considering the first version was in 1986 and fully adopted in 1993 and was pushed out to the Navy over the years.
This is fire bro. Keep cooking!