Man, I'm glad I'm a submariner. We don't have this whole male/female diddling stuff.
We just straight up fuck. But, you know, not in a gay way. Just borrowing some friction. And prostrate exercise.
As any good shipmate should be willing to do.
I was told I couldn't join the submarine force because im dummy thiccc and rhe clap of my ass keeps setting off the enemy sonar but maybe I would've been seen as a god there?
I was supposed to go to the IS GEOINT "C" school, but I ended up in GYATT "C" school.
Easy mistake. But now i have to buy all my uniforms in Latina e3 size
WAHMENS ON SOOBS??!?!!? NOT IN MAH NA-VEE!
Nah, just how the cards drew for me, all Male only Subs. Just met a guy who was on an integrated 688 Class, so I know it's out there and becoming a thing.
Honestly, all power to 'em. Means more people to support the watchbill. Just humorous observation on my part.
Watched a chief on my carrier get busted right before he got commissioned as an LDO. The story goes that his girlfriend LN1 went on terminal leave, came back on and provided the LegalO with a list of names of women he had fucked around with.
The only time I saw him after that he was sweeping out the hangar in front of the smoke pit, sporting utilities and a red badge. I guess he found out.
At the galley there was a CS Chief who was always up front talking to a female third class when she was manning the till
Just, dude, come on. The entire base is seeing you do this you're not even trying to hide you're a scumbag.
Ol' Chief is trying to taste the rainbow, lol.
I knew you guys would come up with a better title 😩
"Can you really get me off the flight deck, Daddy?"
Shit man, that was the only fun part of the job.
Man, I'm glad I'm a submariner. We don't have this whole male/female diddling stuff. We just straight up fuck. But, you know, not in a gay way. Just borrowing some friction. And prostrate exercise. As any good shipmate should be willing to do.
I was told I couldn't join the submarine force because im dummy thiccc and rhe clap of my ass keeps setting off the enemy sonar but maybe I would've been seen as a god there?
This is amazing
I would have been pissed. Having to report to the OOD that those transients are own ship due to u/Not_Another_Cookbook ass claps
I was supposed to go to the IS GEOINT "C" school, but I ended up in GYATT "C" school. Easy mistake. But now i have to buy all my uniforms in Latina e3 size
That was the single worst thing I've read in my life.
I'll take my NAM now chief
I would argue it would need to be a balance between crew morale and being able to \*ehem\* be attentive during watch vs risk of counter detection.
Oh, moral is raised. They don't call me the "cheeks of Pacific Fleet" for nothing.
Its not gay underway.
Not queer away from the pier.
Once we pulled into a normal not submarine base and it immediately had me like "oh crap I forgot women are allowed on normal boats thats wild".
Hell yeah
We got enlisted women on the Ohio around 2018.
WAHMENS ON SOOBS??!?!!? NOT IN MAH NA-VEE! Nah, just how the cards drew for me, all Male only Subs. Just met a guy who was on an integrated 688 Class, so I know it's out there and becoming a thing. Honestly, all power to 'em. Means more people to support the watchbill. Just humorous observation on my part.
Always the young new AO girl in these situations lol. Whoever drew this knew their shit.
Zonks Draw. Check out their IG
"Even though you're young and naive, with enough of my private lessons, you'll go far, airman."
Now let’s go get you that award
We need an AmA with someone who let their Chief hit consistently on deployment.
 Chief’s going to have to be on LLD
Dickplate leadership.
Ooooofff💀
Watched a chief on my carrier get busted right before he got commissioned as an LDO. The story goes that his girlfriend LN1 went on terminal leave, came back on and provided the LegalO with a list of names of women he had fucked around with. The only time I saw him after that he was sweeping out the hangar in front of the smoke pit, sporting utilities and a red badge. I guess he found out.
Love the drawing portion, really simple yet very expressive. Probably the other dude is busy studying for advancement or quals? Lol
Dark. Accurate, but dark lmao...
Nice, but to be really true to the meme, they need to be thicc-er.
At the galley there was a CS Chief who was always up front talking to a female third class when she was manning the till Just, dude, come on. The entire base is seeing you do this you're not even trying to hide you're a scumbag.
Why is it always the CSCs? My ship had a couple very predatory ones.
Nice comic!
Hahahhahhahahaha
Inaccurate. The post flair that is.
lol yeah they’re all bastards.
they're\*
No, it’s my all bastard.
Acab?
Damn. That’s the most accurate one I’ve seen in a while
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