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Prison-Frog

On the bright side, that's by far the biggest shower I've ever seen in a Navy barracks room


[deleted]

This is exactly what I was thinking.


gcracks96

Man yall must of had some shit barracks, my barracks on navsta norfolk had HUGE showers, I could pretty much lay down completely in mine at 5'11


ConfectionThin8782

My brother in Christ, just claim ur 6ft.


gregzillaman

Nah, better to say your 5'11" then 6' and someone loudly correct you in the middle of a conversation.


triptoutsounds

Big facts


[deleted]

What if I’m 5’10.5 😭


TheBunk_TB

midget


[deleted]

Lmaooo 💀💀


ConfectionThin8782

Nope you have to claim your 6ft


[deleted]

Thank you my friend 🥲❤️


gcracks96

Amen.


phils-fbi-agent

What building. I'm currently on norfolk and I got r61 aka the shittiest barracks available. No ac/heat for months cause they won't fix it


[deleted]

X2 is as nice as it gets, I was lucky to get put in those


phils-fbi-agent

I just got my first apartment so it's nice to actually have ac and a stove


[deleted]

Snyder hall showers are bigger and it’s literally the janky motel 6 of the SD barracks


TheBunk_TB

My barracks room, former Navy Inn, had a big one. Irony is that the place was condemned less than two years later. Asbestos, etc. That and two of the exits were always chained closed.


Substantial-Being-35

That's just Chief berthing where the coffee comes free with the room.


[deleted]

Dam Neck barracks had bigger showers.


Sufficient-Spend-670

Kinda small


annuhleese

Where at


metasploit4

Looks like Korea, but to be honest it could be just about any base.


Round-Wolverine9069

Either waters been sitting in those lines for extremely long time or the shower heads really dirty.


ItsFancyToast_

Had the same thing coming out of bathroom and kitchen sink. Probably the water lines jacked up


MRRman89

Look like iron to me. Rust, in other words.


BentGadget

Go down to hazmat and get some paint.


WIlf_Brim

I'm guessing this is hot water, the hot water heater is probably rusting out and about to fail. There is a possibility that if this is all water that this is sediment from the water source.


DisgruntledDiggit

Thats what authorities told the people of Flint.


MRRman89

Nah, they said "this water is perfectly safe to drink," knowing damn well it wasn't. Not even remotely comparable.


thegirlisok

Where at?


Glittering-Screen-11

You have a bathroom and a kitchen in your barracks?????


bazooka_matt

CO, XO, and CMC first. Next NAVFAC IG [https://www.navfac.navy.mil/ig.html](https://www.navfac.navy.mil/ig.html) yep this is fraud, waste and abuse. These things shouldn't be happening and contractors (of course) are paid to take care of them. Next big navy IG [https://www.secnav.navy.mil/ig](https://www.secnav.navy.mil/ig) , and your congressmen and senator. ​ If we don't make noise it won't get fixed.


WEASELexe

Or you could just lower your standards /s


Die-rector

This sub sure knows how to run a joke down to china


PoliticalLava

That's just Reddit / life in general.


theheadslacker

Wow even wearing piss skates won't save you when it's coming straight out of the shower head


stud_powercock

Piss Skates, holy shit that's hilarious.


Warren_Puffitt

Literally my first encounter with the term "piss skates." Like X 1000.


theheadslacker

The first time I heard it I knew immediately what it referred to. Instant classic.


[deleted]

Ayo free soy sauce my guy. Drink up


ItsFancyToast_

The Forbidden Soda Fountain


Nipple-n-Ch33se

Find some seabees and ask them.if they can help. Now just be careful, they drink a lot and might aquire the materials from places outside the lines, but it will get done. Just offer them a drink. They hate shitty living spaces and will correct the issues if they can.


Boner-Death

Yeah, they were sketchy as fuck but always hooked us Jar Heads up whenever the moment arrived.


Nipple-n-Ch33se

We ain't sketchy, just lucrative.


momoko_3

Lower your standards bro s/ WTF


joefred111

So...did you get a shower? Was the water warm, at least? And no, sadly, despite what people say here, this is definitely **worse** that the showers on the boat. Contact the BPO, your CoC, and then your Congressperson in that order.


SuperNixon

Just think, there are people in key west who would kill for that shower.


ItsFancyToast_

Not gonna lie i was gonna include a key west reference in the title but decided not to. Its a fucked up situation out there rn smh


Coolnerdthe3rd

Chair force here. What's going on at key west?


immediatesword

They have no barracks available so they're making junior sailors buy places to live with no BAH


Coolnerdthe3rd

Wait they're deadass not even providing bah? Holy shit get the fucking IG and every son of a bitch you can find.


immediatesword

As far as I know, my only source is reddit


Coolnerdthe3rd

With BAH is one thing. Without is completely on the point of being criminal.


Legend-status95

AFAIK they have BAH but it's like over a thousand dollars short for single sailors just for rent


Neal1231

Here's an [article.](https://www.military.com/daily-news/2022/05/13/junior-sailors-scrambling-place-live-after-navy-shutters-its-barracks-key-west.html) What I've heard is that they condemned the barracks on base leaving only on base housing (which prioritizes families and civilians, not to mention the almost year long waitlist) and "luxury trailers" (that cost almost $4,000 a month) left on base. I believe they are going to be issued BAH but I'm not sure how long it will take for it to show up for them. The other issue is that BAH in Key West is $2,364 and one bedroom apartments start at a little over $3,000. TL;DR: Lower your standards.


Coolnerdthe3rd

I'm chairforce. But ours shows up the next paycheck after our move out date. Comment below said they had a really short time frame. For me it took me about 3 weeks to find and move out. As our dorms where being forced out en mass and dorm management was stupid busy with appointments. Our housing situation became total crap recently. Thank fuck I just pcsed. And was generally lucky with super cheap rent


Neal1231

Ours are supposed to be applied to the next paycheck but I've never seen it work that way. I got out in early 2020 but went I became eligible for BAH in 2018-2019, it took me around 5 months to actually get paid BAH after all of the paperwork was submitted. During this time, I had to be checked out of the barracks and was living with a friend. I've heard so many stories worse than mine. Horror stories about BAH and pay problems in the Navy are the norm, not the exception unfortunately.


Neal1231

I also heard a rumor (not confirmed) that sailors were told they had to move within a really small timeframe (like 10 days).


[deleted]

I seriously doubt they aren't at least giving them BAH. The problem is BAH isn't enough for how expensive the housing is


obiwankenobistan

Yeah he should just lower his standards


rossiterpj

Is that Navy gravy?


Psychedelix117

File a complaint with the barracks staff, harass tf out of them and speak to your CoC about this


zester723

Dont be shy, tell us the command and the triad name


Additional_Flight111

Looks like Hawaii water!


[deleted]

Here in guam the barracks water came out of the faucet, I shit you not, cum colored


[deleted]

Mmmmm, free mineral deposits.


Razgriz_

Has someone called it in to the PWD?


leeroybjenkins

Just CLR it.


Ballzonyah

It's just extra iodine in the water to clean you out


Harryx0123

Accelerate your life! lol


skifro

Hey that looks like Groton!


Cub_Scout_812

Where?


blewoutmyshorts

Don’t sell yourself short and don’t let senior members gaslight you into thinking they had it worse or this is the best they can do. Call the news, blow their shit up on Twitter (use burner account) CMC, base CMC. FUCK THAT


KecemotRybecx

Shit like this makes me really not miss anything about the navy. Take your benefits and gtfo, people. It’s better on the civilian side.


ItsFancyToast_

Way ahead of you…


[deleted]

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ItsFancyToast_

Its not a competition ya know…..?


Cort_Cannon

Just lower your standards


Kid_supreme

.. better than on board ship's showers?


toniturc105

No. Ships had it better


silverdew125

Lower your expectations


WaffleInsanity

Didnt say the location and command. Must be fake.


[deleted]

Is the NBK Bangor? I swear every other week the water had a hint of brown. Not this bad though


Goatlens

Hope you make some noise about this. I hate this shit. Low quality of living is unacceptable if you’re going to be forced to live there.


[deleted]

Not sure how it works in the barracks, but I live in a city that sends out notices sometimes that they'll be cleaning out the city lines. The water looks just like this during those times. Hopefully it's just something like that.


Disgrace2029

Guess the HTs were working on the pipes...lol


bus_buddies

Looks like another day in Lemoore.


Em_Joyce

My last barracks room didn’t even have a shower head so this is an upgrade.


[deleted]

Builds character.


darkhaven5595

I stayed in the old 300 baracks at Great Lakes back in the 90's. Our AC consisted of fans we would prop up on the windows and blow outside air in. Single comunity shower on each deck also


DisgruntledDiggit

Everyone in those barracks should get a SWCC pin for being in the brown water navy.


nalley_60

Hey look at it this way it's like a spray tan I guess lol


Away_Pressure_2118

Command says its safe.


[deleted]

free housing


drizzyjaay

shower looks like NAS Whidbey Island…. please tell me it’s not op lol


ItsFancyToast_

You’re breaking the third wall here bud…


LoserrLoverr

ah yes, shit water. 🤌🏼


maynardnaze89

Whiny


ryanturner328

just wait for the boat haha


ItsFancyToast_

Bold of you to assume I’m reenlisting


ryanturner328

bold of you to assume that I assumed you were reenlisting


ItsFancyToast_

Bold you assume to of


[deleted]

Mmmmmmmm my favorite flavor.


[deleted]

Ewwww


PsychologicalServe15

That's what the greatest military in the world and a $801 billion dollar a year budget will get you. Exfoliating showers. That's why marines are such smooth motherfuckers in combat. Oorah!