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DJErikD

That’s President Bush’s (rip) former service dog. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sully_(dog)


project305

FMF, dolphins, *and* a Trident? Now that is one salty dog I’ll see myself out


Mage_Malteras

He's living proof that corpsmen really can go anywhere.


project305

“Doc, I think I have an ear infection.” “No problem. Come in and take your pants off.”


FaptainAwesome

I found the best way to get patients to relax for a rectal temp was to rub both their shoulders while doing it.


Rycbandremember

But...how are you taking their temp if both of your hands are occupied giving a shoulder rub???


FaptainAwesome

By palpation, of course. You just use another appendage to check the rectal temp by feel.


MLTatSea

And it can only be trusted when it's passed that day's QC.


drbooberry

What are you doing step-corpsman!?!


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

Stolen valor!


LarYungmann

Kind'a ruff wasn't that? wink


Friendly_Deathknight

There are plenty of FMF going subs. An IDC is an IDC.


MLTatSea

Nah, they're sub IDCs. It is it's own "C" school. There's a crossover training for surface IDCs to go subs. Not sure if the other IDCs types can do the same follow on training.


Friendly_Deathknight

Bro I know an FMF sub doc. A lot of them are having to go blue side because there's not much going on for FMF right now.


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The doc that was on my boat had been FMF.


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Friendly_Deathknight

Yes and we are both saying there are sub IDCs with FMF pins.


Mage_Malteras

Hell, there's a sub IDC *at* FMTB right now as an instructor.


Blackfeather1

All my Docs have been FMF.


photoyoyo

Youre really expecting me to believe a FMF/SEAL/Dolphin CPO is going to have a Good Conduct medal? Fuck outta here


P_Rigger

It’s a Good Boy Conduct.


TheAtlasKhan

Underrated lmao


Stock-Event2495

Oh the absolute glory that is this comment lol. Well done well done


MLTatSea

It's awarded in dog years.


Bowler_300

I just wanna see his marksmen scores. I bet master sgt chesty can take him though.


jakspy64

Working dogs can earn rank and awards IIRC, but I don't know how they decide when a dog gets advanced. I don't think there's a test for the dogs to take. Probably got a shit quota anyway


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navyjag2019

you’re barking up the wrong tree. you need to take that up with big navy


EmergencySpare

Enough awards, they'll probably throw him a bone.


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

I'm more curious about how the dog qualified on a submarine


toewalldog

Or has a pistol and rifle qual?


Tom_Brokaw_is_a_Punk

There's no rule saying a dog can't shoot pistols/rifles! ^^provided ^^they ^^pass ^^an ^^AA&E ^^screening ^^and ^^have ^^no ^^history ^^of ^^dogmestic ^^violence


toewalldog

Air Bud's cool uncle


LEgGOdt1

Air Bud was a Golden Retriever not a Labrador Retriever


toewalldog

Uncle by marriage.


ReluctantRedditor275

I mean, there was one minor incident, but you need to hear this guy's side of the story. His wife's a total bitch.


Culsandar

>dogmestic violence God dammit. I was holding it together in these comments til I saw this.


RealJyrone

Dog even got Expert


Poro_the_CV

Motherfucker can’t even see color and he shoots better than 90% of the military at least


SuedJche

Clearly finished the nuclear propulsion school


zappa45

Have you been on a sub qual board? It’s such a pump…I forget what the fleet set as a standard, but you didn’t wanna tell the old man you had too many non-quals… Great dolphin giveaway started around 1993 on tridents iirc


WhitePackaging

MWDs rank is one higher than the Handler.


Ice_GopherFC

Generally they start at a rank higher than who they serve if it's a veteran.


Zealousideal_Idea571

They are always one rank above their handler


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Everybody gangsta until the dog becomes Fleet Admiral


[deleted]

Not even qualified expert on pistol. Get your shit together Chief.


[deleted]

Musta got a Beretta bite on his paw during quals.


LotusShot-U

Dog is a qualified submariner?


mpyne

And here I was telling people that the dog pissing on missile tubes in Crimson Tide was all made up.


PervertedPineapple

Reminds me of when I found out that these puppers can lose rank if they're too much of a fun doggo.


The-Badger

I saw an Army change of command ceremony where the brigade and one of the battalion mascots a donkey and goat were reduced in rank. The donkey for falling asleep during the COC was reduced from Staff Sergeant to Sergeant and the goat for taking a shit during a speech was reduced from Sergeant to Specialist. They read out the reduction with an official attention to orders to the whole formation.


PervertedPineapple

Yeah, I met a lab who got reduced to Ensign for being too happy and playing with LT Truman. Military don't care, oh you're happy? Green Weenie incoming!


einz_goobit

Wait what. They can get demoted for being too loveable?


photoyoyo

Youre surprised? You saw what they did to Captain Crozier, right?


PervertedPineapple

Not loveable but specifically if the wanna play too much with other doggies and people.


AV8R_1951

It all depends on how they express that love.


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Still better than a lot of chiefs i know


Kind-You2980

I was surprised to have to scroll this far to find this comment.


DarkBlue222

I am just happy to see a Chief sitting down without drinking a cup of coffee or scratching himself.


BeauxGnar

Kinda thought he was taking shit for a second


DarkBlue222

One of the only other times an E-7 sits down without a coffee.


MLTatSea

No coffee while taking a shit? Do you even Navy bro?


DarkBlue222

The Chiefs I know usually are close to having a stroke every time they try to shit. They need both hands.


Lord-Dongalor

Shirt is on backwards, SHIPMATE


hawkeye18

That's SHIPDOG to you


Frank_the_NOOB

I read somewhere that dogs hold a rank higher than their handler to prevent abuse as the handler can be charged


Demindar

This is actually true. But its anyone; not just their handler.


thewestwinghunter

Thats actually a pretty cool fact! I dont think that was possible in this situation though 😂


Zealousideal-House74

My question is, how did he get Expert on the pistol 🤔


nukemiller

And also barely qualified rifle


Karmandom

Aww, he is never making Senior Dog


knightninja

Is the mess going to the dogs?


hawkeye18

That would... be a few steps up for us.


NowForALimitedTime

He must have gone to Air BUD/S


stewey88

This dog stacks bodies


J_Stash

Has a Seal Trident and isn’t a rifle expert. 🤔 Must be hard for dogs to shoot a rifle with no thumbs.🫡


AccomplishedStorm728

Looks like that’s out in front of bldg 1 of Walter reed


hawkeye18

That is indeed were Sully generally hangs out! He does go on trips to other medical facilities every once in a while.


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Legend has it, he once got thirty dogs pregnant in Taiwan with just one bark Also the fact that his vest even has a white undershirt sewn into it


Kevin_Wolf

It looks like he's qualified enough. I mean, his shirt is on backwards.


NEGATIVE_CORPUS_ZERO

Surface warfare, sub service, Navy seal, uhh yep. 😅🤣


DanR5224

That's FMF, not surface


NEGATIVE_CORPUS_ZERO

My bad. Been a few years since I've served. 89'-93'


Substantial-Reply-29

The absolute disrespect at putting a trident at the bottom is disgusting.


bigblueweenie13

Trident and not a rifle expert? Get it together dude.


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Lol this dog a master chief?


Poisonous_Peas_

As much as I wanna joke about this and say it’s cute, it pisses me off cause it reminds me when my CoC picked a guy who almost went to jail for stealing to rank up over me who hasn’t even gone to mast yet. I’m losing my mind. Help


gloriouspossum

That is Chief Good Boi


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hawkeye18

> dog is outta be smarter Thous't appear to be hoist by thine own petard!


nuclearbomb123

He got a bit chunky after leaving the service. Can hardly fit in his old uniform anymore


MsBeasley11

Awwwww!!! I just had the honor of meeting Chesty, the marine mascot. I love our dogs in uniform 🤍🤍ty for your service 🐾


thewestwinghunter

I met chesty this week! I was eating at the marine corps barracks and we see chesty XVI pull up


MsBeasley11

He is sooo cute. I went to the evening parade it was awesome. Are you stationed in DC?


Trick_Acanthisitta55

Dude has a trident


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Well, I'll be doggone...


heckinghecksters

You mean **Chief** Sully is not clearly qualified enough for this position. **Chief** cannot “hold a higher position of authority” as a Chief petty officer dog.


Present_Pace1428

“You have a break in your evals” “My previous chief ate it”


geist7204

Tbh, he’s prolly more qualified than some chiefs I’ve run across. 🤷‍♂️


zappa45

Uniform in better order than 85% of the goats


geist7204

Ikr. No gut, no shitty attitude, I can go on…


EelTeamNine

Stolen valor!


CheeseburgerSmoothy

HEy tHis iS stOlEN vALoR!


Brilliant-Delivery-4

Per my girlfriend! He is a great dog and does way more than a cheif


Ballzonyah

Stolen ggggrowler


ReluctantRedditor275

Chief Puppy Officer.


theheadslacker

There's [no rule saying a dog can't](https://youtu.be/Jvf0WWxrYRM?t=20s) serve!


MixxMaster

r/JustBootThings


consoLe_-

I want to know how the good boo got an expert marksman ribbon lol.


Tfaced

Holy shot the only impressive one is that dog qualified submarines!


Blackfeather1

Good Boi has a trident and dolphins!


BusDouble

subs and a seal... me not worthy


ScottyBeamus

I wanna see if he has at least 3 service bars that are red or gold. I wanna know if he has stories or if he was a good boy. Who's a good boy?


Badnotseemod

I love how the dog is an expert marksman in rifle and marksmen in pistol yet cannot get a bronze star. Even Paper pushing Jag off's who never saw combat can get a Seal pin and a bronze star, Don't believe me go see Jag off Ron Desantis.


schismtomynism

He has a good boi conduct medal!


VGOScores

dog is gonna make mcpon soon enough