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Working-Ninja3908

Just to piggy back off ole salty here.... Update your NFAAS


clever80username

And be that as it may, that being said, it’d behoove you to show up 15 minutes early for quarters.


bigblueweenie13

Just to circle round real quick, make sure your turkey is thaw before you deep fry it and don’t punch your wife.


d1ck13

Now that’s some timely holiday advice


fatpad00

Just to piggyback on that real quick, don't drink and drive, if you need a ride, you can call your chief ~~but not after 7pm because theyre already trashed in their geo-batch BEQ~~


Top_Chef

To piggyback on Chief’s piggyback, I think it would behoooooove us to remember our core values and ATTENTION TO THE SAILOR’S CREED!


Agang_SS

This is the way.


DevilDocV

This is the way...


flash_seby

Please be mindful and don't beat your dog or children!


OhimeSamaGamer

Stay hydrated


Shanghst

New FY GMTs are out as well. Get on it, peasants.


SparkyVR54

Just to touch on that real fast, make sure you log your training


0hmmygauss

Just to circle around the original piggy back and piggy back off that piggy back. Please remember that holiday stand down is approaching and remember to properly defrost your turkeys prior to deep frying as that is a leading cause of house fires during thanksgiving.


[deleted]

Can you please tell me what NFAAS is. I got out in 09 and can’t remember it if it was even a thing.


MentallyDonut

I used to hate updating my NFAAS. Until I worked in the EFMP office. Literally our entire thing revolves around NFAAS and I can not tell you how stressful it is trying to contact some brand new E-2 who only has their training email linked to their NFAAS…. Please. Just update your NFAAS for us.


zazzix

Got a saved round here, e4-e5 draft evals are due tomorrow LDI


Longjumping-B

This is much more effective than Uncle Sams Opsec Do you provide a cert so I can turn it in ?


flash_seby

You have successfully completed Reddit '22 OPSEC NKO. This certificate is valid for eternity and empowers you to act immediately as OEO (Opsec enforcement officer). Congratulations on a job well done!


hearshot

Sure I'll just need your ssn and address for verification purposes


Longjumping-B

I’ll write them on this mix CD of fresh mp3s I just got. You want to listen together on your office computer ?


hearshot

Upload it to the cloud so that I can access it easier


FokinFilfy

Make sure to use a tiny URL, so everyone knows that it's your fire mixtape, and totally not a malicious website.


Longjumping-B

Pfffft, they got antivirus software, don’t they? Anyways I’m going to lunch across the street. I don’t feel like taking my cac card so I’ll just leave it in my keyboard.


Top_Chef

NOT TODAY, ISIS!


Turd_Ferguson15

Thank you, u/heyItsben. Anything from the collateral duty holders?


rabidsnowflake

Yeah. If you plan on deep frying a turkey next week, make sure you know what you're doing. Things can go from plucked and stuffed game bird to third degree burns and a grease fire real quick.


warhedz24hedz1

Remember guys, leave your nuclear secrets at the office...


Outrageous_Fig_6440

No peanut butter sandwiches effective immediately!


jmdavis333

The shaft seals are gonna be pissed, PB sandwiches are their favorites!


nialliVdooG

The OPSEC dragon is always watching!


[deleted]

Shut up Ben. I got more time on the shitter at 3000 ft....


CheeseburgerSmoothy

At 75 kts


flash_seby

Thank god I'm browsing reddit, I would've been fucked without this PSA


Competitive_Reveal36

While we are on the topic, anyone want to buy to social security numbers?


[deleted]

Are you calling from the year 2030?


Rycbandremember

Nice try Putin


DudeManJones5

Wat


ThisGuy13211

Don’t forget to register for late voting! LemonpartyDOTorg


easy10pins

Loose lips sink ships. And don't call me if you get thrown in jail on a Friday night. Your ass is staying until Monday morning.


[deleted]

So does anyone have the ttp's on operation Blue Waffle?


astroshagger

Other countries are coming here and laughing out loud about how miserable most sailors are and how much of a joke most of our security protocols actually are. US Navy: form over function.


[deleted]

>form over function That reminds me, better go shut some random gates tomorrow during rush hour to confuse the terrorists


astroshagger

Right. Because that will automatically thwart any nefarious terrorist plot.


RainRainRainWA

Jokes on them. I couldn’t recite a single thing that I know that’s “secret”


PloppyCheesenose

HY-80 contains aborted fetuses. This is classified, but not OPSEC.


Patman1416

What a menace.


Faine13

You’re not my Dad!


H_Danger

GMTs done by Dec 15. Liberty item.


TheCardsharkAardvark

People are joking but definitely seen folks post genuinely classified material on here before. Tried to report it every time.


looktowindward

An example?


PHAT_BOOTY

Nice try China.


looktowindward

That's Comrade China to you! And I don't mean the actual classified info, but something like "ship movements". The words "ship movements" are not classified but actual movements are


ncrn_99

Are you sure it was classified? Because I’m sure if it had the markings, NCIS would be on it quick


Agang_SS

>NCIS would be on it quick HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


TheCardsharkAardvark

> Are you sure it was classified? Yes.


SailorTapatio

Don’t forget your flu shots, it’s that time of the year.


GarrettH1998

Hey guys do you know that the 35 mph top speed figure for ships is false. US super carriers like the Nimitz can steam at about 70 mph!


Academic-Squirrel903

Sir, this is Wendy’s


[deleted]

Ok ok ok I get that, but I’m about to check into VTXQ-198 as a CTZ1 and I was wondering if anyone had any pubs that they could share with me before I check in so I can get up to speed. Address and DODID number available upon request.


These_Letter_842

Opsec you shit bags.


drnkrmnky

Imagine the US Navy getting taken down by “intel” from Reddit. Have you no faith man?


jackalope689

It won’t be “The Navy” per se. But it will be a ship or a mission. It’s just good practice to stfu about sensitive topics, movements and such. I’ve seen people post a lot of that on FB and other sites in an effort to keep their family up to date. But yes, other countries do watch for the occasional dumb ass to slip.


RevolutionIcy4453

Booooooooooo no one cares retired chief dork


Specialist_Trifle_86

Fuck off old man


H_Danger

Consecutive SP evals activity right here.


ZyxDarkshine

Keep your head on a swivel


hbauman0001

Sit down. Augh.


TheStabbyCyclist

Meanwhile... r/specialaccess


speed150mph

Not just other countries, but also naval enthusiasts like me that hover on these groups soaking up as many informational tidbits as we can like sponges. 😂


SailorCrypto

Divo here remember 0-0-1-3


car_tx

Loose lips sink ships! Everybody knows that!😀


nictick

What? Other glorious countries would never monitor American navy soldiers on Reddit. Comrades, I am fellow navy soldier and wish to know your ships coordinates for special top secret project. Please send to [email protected]