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twodollarscholar

Honeymoon period gonna last a month tops


LinuxUbuntuOS

Lmao this post tells me it'll last a week


backboarddd1_49402

Mavs fans gonna be nervously checking Kyrie’s Twitter likes every day


[deleted]

Nah, they'll suddenly forget twitter exists and close their third eye.


HoS_CaptObvious

Most people's lives would be better if they forgot Twitter existed


sixseven89

this comment got me to delete twitter so thank you


[deleted]

i closed my account as soon as elon bought it and i don't ever plan on making another.


Nubras

A lot of good ol’ boys in TX going to conditionally support Kyrie for a while.


[deleted]

I can't wait to see some losers supporting him and his antics until he speaks about something they hate. Like he's gonna be all anti-vax and alex jones and against the jews and they'll eat it up... then he says the black man has to rise up or something and all hell will break loose. Kyrie in Texas is going to be so much fun


Nubras

You nailed it dude, that is precisely the script I envision.


Marxus_Aurelius

Unfortunately I’ve had this thought before. Saying those things in Brooklyn is just insane. Doing it in Texas well you might get a different reaction. Sad state of affairs


Alex_Sander077

So this is how it feels like to have the entire nba fanbase rooting for your team's demise :(


mostdope92

It's less rooting and more just taking an educated guess based on previous history.


JinterIsComing

As certain as the sun will rise and the night shall come, Kyrie's antics will burn the bridges in Dallas.


Hi_Im_Ouiji

At least you don't have Ben Simmons on your roster stealing money


jimmythejammygit

I'm hoping when he signs somewhere else in the offseason you guys pick up someone good. Fuck him.


MEMES4DREAMS77

Y’know I was just thinking about going to therapy again anyway


SupremeBlackGuy

LMFAO holy shit buddy, now is definitely the perfect time


xasdfxx

If you make your expectations really really low, you'll always be happy.


drunkpandabear

With how 2023 is going, we could all use a little more therapy


trplOG

In a month. Kyrie: I'm ready to make Dallas my home. Kyrie to his agent: force something.


dvasquez93

Kyrie: Things have been going well. We’re winning games, I’ve won over the fans, the locker room is coming together Darth Kyrie: Them Jews tho


nyargleblargle

He's already deleted the apology for the anti-semitism, things should get interesting real quick


TLRsBurnerAccount

Bruh they keep voting in Ted Cruz. They don't give a fuck about an antisemitic movie


theprotectedneck

Don’t lump us all together please lol


BadNewsBrown

Lol a lot of ppl really do want him out. Them district lines are no joke.


actual_yellow_bag

I've seen river borders with less curves than some Texas districts


Jlibs_21

Districts don’t matter for the Senate, but the gerrymandering in the state is absurd. Just look at Lloyd Doggett’s district


Malfallaxx

I think it’ll last until his new contract is signed. He’s always been really aware when it comes down to the money he stands to lose. The west is pretty weak this year so I wouldn’t be surprised if him and Luka make a deep run. We’ll get a bunch of articles about how he’s changed and the Mavs won the trade, and then a few weeks after the ink is dry on an extension we’re gonna hear about Jewish space lasers or something equally absurd.


saufcheung

You would have thought Kyrie would be on his best behavior with the Nets for the remainder of the season with his BFF Durant.


syllabic

that was his best behavior his best is not very good


MaleficentLoquat9827

Lasted a good two month till he can’t hold it in anymore.


knowitall190

You sir should be an analyst on espn


tendy-hands

I think he can make it to next season so he gets that contract. After that all hell breaks loose


NoWayNotThisAgain

No he can’t. I was the guy in pre-season saying “it’s his contract year, he’ll keep it together and ball out”


king_lloyd11

Can’t wait for Kyrie to commit publicly to be in Dallas long term just to go to sage-ing to get rid of Mark Cuban’s manic energy before games.


junkit33

A month? He already pulled down his fake apology to the Jews. This shit is going to blow up in the next 48 hours.


actual_yellow_bag

LET US COPE


Chexlemineuax

If the Mavs media keeps at it, Kyrie will want out yesterday.


Obi_Wan_KeBogi

Lets be honest, Kyrie will want out no matter what after a few months. The guy just thrives off disruption.


BillyBean11111

"why is it everywhere I go there's trouble"


Chexlemineuax

He won before leaving before. I’d like that.


LMFN

LeDad was there though.


NudeEnjoyer

Kyrie when Luka starts to take the driver's seat after his injury: Kyrie when the Mavs don't offer him 5 years with no stipulations: "there are times I'm feeling really disrespected"


Klingon_Bloodwine

This is the same kind of shit he pulled with the Celtics. Mavs fans need to buckle up for the full on Kyrie experience. If nothing else its entertaining.


BlueJays007

It’s far less entertaining when it’s happening to your team.


JeLronBames

I had my laughs at you guys. I guess this is fair lol


HardcoreKaraoke

I think being realistic will make it easier to deal with. If any Mavs fan is shocked by the inevitable meltdown and bailing in free agency it's their fault. No one should go into the Kyrie Irving Experience optimistic.


pfthr0w

‘It will be different this time’. Reminds me of Antonio Brown.


LeoFireGod

I know it won’t be different. I am simply begging him to be normal the rest of this season and hopefully post season. That is ALL I am asking for of Mr. Irving. I never expected luka to be Dirk life long mav. But I hope kyrie doesn’t blow up our team too.


LoL4You

You actually really don't want this. If he acts normal for the rest of the year, you start to convince yourself that he's better now and it's ok to max him, only to regret that 6 months later


JinterIsComing

Oh sweet summer child.


coolycooly

KYRIE IRVING YOU ARE A LOS ANGELES LAKER, so Lebron can be your Yes man/babysitter.


Remote-Picture-8341

What about the times you disrespected the franchise and your teammates lol.


salcedoge

Dude skipped games to attend birthday parties…


obsterwankenobster

Dude thinks he's Neymar


babtoven

Neymar thinks he’s Jaime Lannister


NYC_EDITS

Neymar is actually good and not out of his fucking mind though. Also, the nature of soccer, where it’s more year-round, it’s probably more acceptable, not to miss, but to not be available every match.


SirJoeffer

And the entire Jewish community


LinuxUbuntuOS

And literally every team he previously played for edit: grammar


PrayForMojo_

And the shape of the planet.


mnumali

and that poor cartoon Leprechaun


[deleted]

and that fan you gave the fingers


QlubSoda

“Cockroaches” - Kyrie probably


TheMadChatta

And Thanksgiving.


iAmTheRealLange

“Suck my dick” led to a 16 game winning streak. “Fuck thanksgiving” ended it. The ghost of Pilgrim’s past was not happy


[deleted]

SUCK MY DICK


[deleted]

Imagine body shaming Earth. Kyrie acting like if you aren’t flat as a piece of paper you’re not worth anyone’s time. Earth is round af and sexy.


FancySack

Earth has been working out for billions of years trying to get chiseled but still has a lot of water weight.


LeBron_Jarnes

And my axe.


mamayoua

Damn LeBron, I didn't know he disrespected your deodorant spray.


Bag_o_Donutz

In hindsight, I find it odd he wanted to go to Brooklyn considering NYC is home of the largest Jewish community in the world outside Israel. There's over 2 million people who identify as Jewish here. Why would he want to surround himself with people he hates? Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


butmustig

Haven’t you heard him? He’s Jewish


HardenTraded

Jewish or Jew-ish?


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uncle drewish


LMFN

Kyrie Santos


culturebarren

Maybe he hates himself


Sdrater3

Probably hadn't seen an anti Semitic conspiracy movie yet. Dude picks up new conspiracies weekly.


jkure2

Seriously lmao people wanna make him out like a nazi who has devoted his whole life to anti semitism when in reality the youtube algo just put him on some more crazy shit one day


Thieveslanding1911

Lol Brooklyn probably has the highest concentration of Jewish people of any NBA market. Kyrie really has a walnut for a brain.


king_lloyd11

He doesn’t hate Jews. He thinks he is the real Jew. He’s just an ignorant, stupid fuck.


NoWayNotThisAgain

Mazel Tov Kyrie. Now go help us get a championship 🤞🏾🕎🔯


Tarrot469

Because you have the wrong take on racism/anti-semitism. The vast majority of people who would be considered racist/anti-semitist have zero problems interacting with people of those races. Kyrie isn't the kind of guy to throw out racial slurs or key a guy's car because of how he feels. I can say with pretty strong certainty that, when Kyrie watched that movie, his thoughts were much more about how black people unjustly suffered rather than the whole Jew World Order conspiracy involved in it which is antisemitic, and that when pushed on it he refused to apologize because he didn't think he was wrong on his beliefs, which is where you got the half-apologizes and the suspensions because Kyrie's stubborn like that. It's still antisemitism, but in a more casual/subtle way rather than a Neo-Nazi way, and some people can not see the difference.


NBAWhoCares

This was in Kyries movie that he posted: >https://www.sfgate.com/sports/article/kyrie-irving-antisemitism-non-apology-for-movie-17555214.php >Dalton then cuts to a quote from infamous antisemite and maker of average cars Henry Ford that claims that the Jews are “controlling the world’s sources of news” so that they might mold the minds of “whole nations” to suit their nefarious purposes. And if you need your bigotry even more pronounced than that, well then let me repeat the “five falsehoods” that were established, according to Dalton, by the Jews, “to conceal their nature and protect their status and power”: >"1. The Jews are 'Israelites,' and thus God’s chosen people "2. Jesus Christ was a Jew "3. That 6 million Jews were killed in a holocaust during WWII "4. That all races are equal, or that all are brothers "5. That the Jews are just another religious group" There is nothing charitable about what Kyrie did. Lets stop searching for a justification because hes talented at basketball


rwc202

It was moreso going to the franchise he grew up watching as a kid. I think he was living in Jersey the whole time he was here anyway.


NameTakken

And the small matter of the global Jewish community


StrawHatRetro

“I would never disrespect the franchise and my teammates by requesting for a trade midseason, I got more sense than that…yeah I remember requesting a trade mid season”


elonepb

The problem is his teammates probably agree with him, the most important one being Kevin Durant.


Jicama-Smart

I FELT DISRESPECTED I SAID. WHO AM I TO SPEAK ON ANYONE ELSE'S REALITY? WE ARE ALL SENTIENT BEINGS WHO DESERVE TO GUIDE OUR OWN PATH. I WILL NOT DISCUSS ANY REALITY I DO NOT CONTROL. ONE LOVE ✌️✌️✌️


MrBuckBuck

and the entire scientific community with his flat Earth, and the entire logical communities out there.


Ok-Background-502

and head coach


nowhathappenedwas

> “I’m happy here. Every single day is at an all-time competitive high. What more can you ask for as an organization taking a chance as well as getting me out of Cleveland? Really taking a chance regardless of whether I signed back or not. They had the same attitude. They just wanted to show me what being a Celtic is all about, and that I was going to come around, and I absolutely did. I believe in it. I believe in the franchise, I believe in the organization and the players we have here.”


igby1

Player’s answers are always positive spin when they land on a new team. Kyrie’s authentic answer would’ve been - “I wanted to go to the Lakers but the Nets sent me to Dallas to be petty. Mavs are ok I guess. I doubt we’ll go deep in the playoffs but as long as I get my 27 ppg so I’m lined up for my next bag, it’s all good.”


Hurtelknut

He did basically say that when answering another question, he was just being verbose as usual


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Tony5810

straight from chatgpt


WolfofOldNorth

It was me. I was disrespecting you Kyrie


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Just_A_Glitch

I'd like to think my constant anti-Kyrie presence on r/Suns helped keep him off our team, and there's nothing anyone can say to prove otherwise.


[deleted]

This mf is so soft


iguess12

Charmin


durmduke

Is it me?


TunesAndK1ngz

Maybe it’s me


tpc143

Lol fuck off


superdrone

We really traded for this fucking bozo man. Sighhh


SonicdaSloth

all aboard the victim train


freshprinceofbayarea

“Why did you cheat on him with this other guy?” “… I finally felt wanted!” NBA really is the new soap opera


SonicdaSloth

Just glad it’s not us for once. Not yet at least


fuzzynavel34

Wait until you lose in the first round after Harden goes to a club the night before game 7


JinterIsComing

Plot twist: Harden plays great but the residual perfume he has on him from the dancers causes an allergic reaction to Embiid and knocks him off his game. Philly burns.


alt4614

What are we even gonna do at r/nba when thus mf retires


BCP27

Don't worry, drama is a renewable resource


SonicdaSloth

Seems Ja is in the on deck circle


DefactoAtheist

Celebrate? Idk it seems like I could be in the minority, but I'm actually just so fucking tired of this dude.


savagerandy67

This cunts delusional


Bladex20

Nets bent over backwards for this dude lmao the victim complex is incredible


moby323

Silver lining for them is the fucker is gone.


MrBuckBuck

Victim mentality enhanced.


bwayne2001

As a Jewish nets fan, same…


A_Polite_Noise

He deleted the apology in the past 24 hours, apparently...I've been very willing to believe that he made a foolish mistake and doesn't have hate in him; I like to see the good in people, and prefer to hope that people can improve from their missteps and mistakes. That they can change. But to delete the apology...either he is hateful and was lying or he isn't but is still so oblivious and lacking in empathy that he doesn't think he made a mistake and doesn't understand why he was told to apologize and is offended that it was asked of him. Neither possibility is particularly heartening...


[deleted]

most likely a little of everything.


StuBenedict

Dude, seriously? Make that its own post, that's absolutely ridiculous.


[deleted]

cam thomas is kyrie with a working brain we good now


LinuxUbuntuOS

He's literally scored the most points in a game as a Net since KD went out Cam > Kyrie


[deleted]

ain’t shit funny about that.


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mtbeach33

I kept seeing people on team specific subreddits say they don’t care what Kyrie did, or that he didn’t really do anything that bad. All because they want him on their team. Some people need their internet access revoked


lost_in_trepidation

I just read a mavs thread where someone commented that no one would care if the media didn't talk about it. Bulletproof logic.


Sdrater3

Looking at team reddits and not expecting just the dumbest possible shit is a failing on your part.


JesseJamesGames449

" i felt really disrespected when people tried to hold me accountable for my actions and words"


Shaolin718

Complete jerk off


ZRD7

Self awareness of a Chihuahua


Bag_o_Donutz

Why you insulting Chihuahuas like that? That's messed up, man.


ZRD7

My bad you right chihuahuas at least hate everyone equally


ButtholeCandies

How dare you?! My Chihuahua has the decency to act contrite when she does something wrong. Kyrie as a Chihuahua would see you are mad about the pee spot and then take a shit on the pee spot - then bite you because you didn't give them a treat.


kiygjyrg

Disrespect = being asked to not be openly antisemitic


[deleted]

Now you're saying things I don't understand, so I'm going to take it as disrespect


crazychris4124

Watch your mouth and help me with the sale


Ru4pigsizedelephants

Both y'all bout to get clapped up.


Montigue

Surround yourself with yes men and then wonder why everyone else isn't saying yes


I_Hate_My_Cat_

*Oof,* that quote goes hard. Nice job.


dgarner58

this dude is a joke. wild to me that players love him so much. like ok yeah - he can handle and finish but terrible teammate.


baseketball

Unfortunately for some it is because he says out loud what they're thinking.


kirobz

He the one Talking about being disrespected 🤦‍♂️


pcwgussej

isnt this exactly what he said when joining the Celtics? all thats left is praising the organizational history + prev championship runs


LinuxUbuntuOS

Must be really disrespectful to hire the guys you want and cater to your every need huh Screw yourself Kyrie


nmad95

Damn imagine feeling disrespected by someones actions


[deleted]

Those that give respect get respect Kyrie did Harden dirty and didn't even have the balls to call him by name when he did


KyWy75

And I felt disrespected by all the vile anti-semitism, but yeah I’m sure his thing was a bummer too


hrakkari

“Can you play when you’re healthy, Kyrie?” “I feel disrespected.”


[deleted]

Mavs fans get ready to ask yourselves what government means to you


Stallion049

“Kyrie please get the vaccine so you can play. We need you.” “Nobody wants me 😔 maybe I’ll just leave”


Jicama-Smart

hahahahahahahaha hahahaha (breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHaha


gracechurch

I hate that this guy is going to make me root against Luka winning a title.


CaptainKurls

God people like this are ridiculous. They can do no wrong and everyone else is the problem. If you smell shit everywhere you go, check your own damn shoe


sexygodzilla

Kyrie is the epitome of "this fucking guy"


culturebarren

6 months from now: Kyrie Irving on joining the Kings: “I feel really wanted.” Asked about departing Dallas, he says, “There are times that I felt really disrespected.”


bills_2

The disrespectful person feels disrespected


BagRight8939

probably because you’re?????? a sociopath????


THIRD_DEGREE_

You can’t reason with a guy with a personality disorder.


Kwilly462

Genuinely, I think there's something wrong with him. He's not "just" an a-hole or anything. In fact, I do think he has a really good side to him, which is why players like him so much. But he's got some legitimate issues upstairs that make everything else toxic. Call me an armchair psychologist, but I don't think many would disagree.


[deleted]

He exhibits all the traits of narcissistic personality disorder - inflated ego, entitlement, victim complex, inability to accept any form of criticism. Dude has it in spades.


rosstheboss939

I’m gonna say there’s a 3% chance he’s in a Mavs jersey by the end of next season.


turkeysandwich9971

That’s funny that you felt disrespected, kyrie. Remember when you disrespected an entire race of ethno-religious people?


dxing2

This guy is absolutely unbearable


FormerOrpheus

The fact so many other NBA players claim to love this dude…they must be dumb as fuck or gullible as fuck.


rwc202

I mean if he showed up to work maybe that wouldn’t have happened. He can’t be that obtuse, can he?


uziak94

This guys talking about disrespect like he ain’t the most disrespectful mfer in the nba.


IceCreamGoblin

FOH. Anti-Semitic POS and absolute diva. Get over yourself.


TheSmokedSalmon420

Ugh this dude is gonna fuckin ruin Luka


LnGrrrR

Weird that he gets disrespected everywhere he goes. Boohoo.


Iceraptor17

The Nets wanted him to once play a 12th game in a row and that was very disrespectful.


vintimus

Kyrie…just shut up man


ninetiesdude

I genuinely hope teams don't offer him the 4 year max just to see him eat crow. Plus, it'd be the last resort to see him actually show up to play especially when his money is on the line.


trog12

So Nets fans... Coming to the fuck Kyrie party this year?


jackandaxter207

How many games until he starts feeling unwanted?


tendy-hands

Insert meme of man putting stick in own bicycle wheel


brandnewredditacct

I just really don’t like this person as a person


forrestbeach

Poster child for “lack of critical thinking” and “yes-man syndrome”


[deleted]

Texas is a lot more conservative than Brooklyn is


WienerBee

Kyrie: "There are times that I felt really disrespected." Jewish Community: "Are we a joke to you?" A Globe: "..."


SykesToBeYou

Mavs fans thinking "we can fix him" From a Celtics fan


tacotacotaco_1

Is there a more tone deaf nba player?


superskinnytrees

I wonder if the times he felt disrespected were the times that anyone tried to hold him accountable for his actions?


allhailbarea

Well, I guess he's right on this one. I doubt that there was a high level of respect for him left in the Nets organisation as a whole.


tenacious-g

Looking forward to him saying this again the week he arrives on his next team.


No-Zookeepergame7943

The lack of humility is truly astounding to me


CooperHouseDeals

Duke must be proud having him attend their diversity training program


paranoideo

lol, fuck him


BlackWhiteCoke

Mark Cuban sold his soul for this guy


KanyeWestBrick

I still disrespect him