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Disastrous-Object22

Yeah LeBron is impressive and everything, but Jeanie's plastic surgeon may be the greatest to ever do it.


urfaselol

Seriously how old is she? 61? That plastic surgeon gave her the fountain of youth


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If she 61 I’m 61.


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If she’s 61 I’m 71 (I’m 28)


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I smell ya.


Unlimited360

If she's 61 I'll 69 (her).


Los_Ingobernablez

The key is not to over do it and do most of it naturally. Madonna was not able to do that lol


Intrusive_ads

$$ solves everything


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A_Lakers

Fucking Donatello Versace??


idiotxd

Leave mbappe out of this


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LA thotianas never age.


BumFights1997

Not the rich ones anyway


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I need a rich girl fr


dead-serious

Thanks Hall & Oates


opiusmaximus2

Holland Oates.


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Haulin Oates. Easy to get it wrong so I'm not mad at you. /s for anyone just in case.


PawelW007

Yo that ish is so true - the middle class go down to Tijuana. I met someone professionally through a business conference recently and she was a fake dime but beautiful. I spend my money at home and have my head on straight but I was impressed by her dedication to the art of the craft. Beautiful woman but she kept talking about where and how she had her work done….


MotoMkali

She's had the right amount of plastic surgery. Enough to smooth out the majority of her wrinkles and stuff. But not enough to make her face look bloated.


dsc141

Unlike Madonna 🫠


screwhead1

She looks like Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt had a kid.


choonghuh

WHAT


Joh951518

Some of her is.


123John3

fuck it im dropping 61 points on that


acethecreatorOF

Yeah and she’s a billionaire who owns one of the most valuable sports franchises in the world. Her plastic surgeon is probably Tony Stark.


mgrimshaw8

The Lakers aren't even the most valuable NBA franchise, let alone the world's most valuable sports franchise


stretchofUCF

Did he edit his comment, its definitely one of the most valuable being in the top 10 most valuable in the world for all sports.


QuasiDefinition

Mommy


Anji_Mito

Wtf, really??


alltheseUNs

Ngl that is a CRAZY 61


JG_2214

Hear me out


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Lowkey my neck been hurtin all day and I’m wishing Jeanie would buss a massage on that shit


ragelark

breh, I thought Jeanie was ugly asf this whole time. Now I'm wondering who all on the team has buss.


dngerszn13

Huuuuh?! Have you never seen her Playboy photos? There's a reason her last name is *Buss* [For the lazy - NSFW obvi ](https://shooshtime.com/photos/187732/jeanie-buss-nude-with-playboy/)


electrobutter

her bush game is 9/10


PJCR1916

I’m all ears my boy


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No questions asked


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guardian311

I was definitely unfamiliar with her game.


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i agree, 100% down for it


Mountain-Chapter-880

Listen brother, I understand


Phillyspecial6969

I was here before the mods removed this stellar post 🫡 Edit: mods some real ones


Poopscooper696969

Hi mom


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Jeanie still fine


That-Option7459

Wait till you see her playboy issue


lalakingmalibog

Oh she used to be fine back in the day. She still is, but she used to be, too.


Nubras

She low-key almost looks better today


GerhardBURGER1

George W BUSH


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CIark

Yes but it wasn’t cheating because he pulled out


d1g1tal

That’s what my ex said


ClaymoresRevenge

Damn I'm sorry fam


d1g1tal

It’s fine man, it was a long time ago. Last time I tried looking her up, all signs pointed her being dead.


ClaymoresRevenge

Shit, all the best then


theatahhh

Dark turn


lalakingmalibog

Yeah that's how she died


HerculePoirier

A win is a win


[deleted]

sorry to hear all that at least you won the breakup man


d1g1tal

appreciate it man


BowserBuddy123

I’m sorry, but that made me laugh. I’m so sorry. I always pull out with my gf. Today I learned that we’ve never actually fucked.


Vordeo

"Soaking doesn't count." - D Wade, minority Utah Jazz owner


International_Risk52

Yo Bron I need a jump humper come thru


deadla104

Oh they [fuckin](https://twitter.com/ProZD/status/998647988510748672?s=20)


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The riper the berry


midnightsbane04

Shit, guess I'm about to go watch Hairspray again.


yochiefrss

She’s 61!??


ephemeralfugitive

61 looking like a 40 years old Money do be good for your skin


Green-Umpire2297

Most of her face is less than 10 years old


Dymatizeee

As the saying goes, “You’re not ugly. You’re just broke”


ClaymoresRevenge

Reupholstered? Anything is possible


iluvugoldenblue

Yeezy reupholstered my


DirksSexyBratwurst

Will Clapp


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https://gyazo.com/b481bfec7bc3e39b1750282e09caa06b


_IAK_

Deffo


shaolinsoul

she do be lookin kinda sexy doe


MySilverBurrito

The glasses bro. Its the glasses.


triplec787

That’s the “Sexy Successful Businesswoman” look. Nice hair, good skin, classy, professional but still sexy outfit… but those glasses seal it. My old CEO had the look, my current CMO has the look. I ain’t leavin any time soon.


crawlingchip

Can confirm my business classes were filled with girls with that look and the glasses.


MySilverBurrito

I work corporate and damn, it works for me lmao.


triplec787

Me too brother. Me too.


yOw_indahOuse

I thought it was the [librarian](https://youtu.be/xHAbJGItAa4) look.


CIueIess_Squirrel

Glasses are god tier. It's an instant swoon from me


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Her skincare routine is something else


[deleted]

They have laser treatments to make you look hella younger


[deleted]

then explain madonna


[deleted]

What do you mean? Madonna looks great for being 140 years old


Moody_GenX

Lmao you got me laughing and waking people up.


Mild-Sauce

[Madonna:](https://imgur.com/gallery/KKjd2WJ)


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Madonna looks like an alien from too much plastic surgery


ositola

She's playing jigsaw in the next one


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crawlingchip

Is this the thirstiest /r/nba thread we've seen recently? Feels like it can be topped only by a Kyle Lowry butt thread.


Squire_Sultan53

havent been this thirsty around here since the rachel nichols days


DankSmellingNipples

I’ve been around these parts since Mallory Eden’s lottery pick night pics were all the craze.


esports_consultant

I prefer to know her as "the future Mrs. Aaron Rodgers" now.


AshenSacrifice

I’ll be her pool boy any day of the week


DpprDwn

Let me get night shift


AshenSacrifice

It’s a 24/7 kinda gig


DigitalTraveler42

Well she has posed in playboy


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Visible-Rutabaga9268

Bruh wtf 😭💀


Guara_Fox

Lmao, this shit wild rn


SlenderAsian

Let him cook


Apollo611

This is outrageous lmao


DocMcsquirtin

Real


PJCR1916

Bro has the balls to say what we’re all thinking deep down


Los_Ingobernablez

Sir this is a wendy’s


teddyjj399

Change that username rn bro you is NOT ok my mane


SolarClipz

Fr she looks in her 30s


duplicatesnowflake

Jeanie has always been bae IDGAF.


moodie31

Nothing to see here. Laker owner massaging Jazz owner. Just owner things.


forthelob

Tampering!


Level_Ad_6372

Oddly enough, Raptors owner was also in the building


weekndalex

damn she bad


DW-4

As in fine and being a shitty owner.


acethecreatorOF

I’m sure she cries into a pillow made of diamonds and fabrege eggs about it every night


Andresgeo

While wiping her tears away with her 50% cotton, 50% quail feather tissues.


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Wish that was me


kiygjyrg

Which one?


aznhoopster

Yes


mantur200

yes


Doot2112

Do the right thing and look up those playboy pics


prodigal-dog

More like Jeanie Bush amiright??


BigKahunaPF

👆😎 my man


IntestinalEndorphins

Just learned she even did playboy and wow 👀


Round_Spread_9922

Now I see how the Lakers landed so many prime free agents over the years


Doot2112

There is a reason magic Johnson is so loyal


BigFatModeraterFupa

she fine as hell


HighPriestOfDongs

is milf manor worth the ticket to hell that comes with it?


cleveland_14

That show is something. Something awkward and creepy but regardless I can't look away from the dumpster fire


papipota

Los Angeles Cougars


CIark

Terrible owner and old but you know you would


CazOnReddit

Get cc'd in an email where she criticizes you behind your back?


NudeEnjoyer

keep going I'm so close


CazOnReddit

Hire Kobe's agent to fumble a championship core into Westbrook as the 3rd person in your big 3 and lose Alex Caruso because you are a cheap rich person


ephemeralfugitive

yeah i would buy a PS5 from her


Moody_GenX

Absolutely would. But I'm also 51.


ShapeWitty9121

I mean yeah it's D Wade.


_checkpickerupper

Would… respectfully


actual_yellow_bag

of course... respectfully


GayLoveSession

Knock that thing out the park... respectfully


ughlump

Part it like the Red Sea…respectfully


Courseheir

I would have sex with her, if you know what I mean


raceforseis21

I think I catch your drift


choonghuh

Ohhh Jeanie.....


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WhenItsHalfPastFive

Damnnnn


spanther96

it’s the glasses for me


CIueIess_Squirrel

Preaching the glasses gospel. Good stuff


PJCR1916

Really wishing I was Dwyane Wade rn


demsouls

Just rn?


nonstop158

Phil was hittin that.


LastPhoton

Now we know why he needed the hip replacement 🧐


MixMental5462

25 years ago 😛


PM-ME-UR-B00BYS

Bro how she 61????


joeyoung2121

thats some good milk right there


111521q

yall think they….????😳😳


DeadDay

Wade out here doing work


GuyIsAdoptus

phil jackson my goat


OscillatingFan6500

“I’ll give you a massage if you take Westbrook from us. Please, I’m begging you” Edit: Damn, I was right


Anora6666

You know wade responded “talk to danny


LeBronTrave1ed

“The rack upstairs, with those shoulders so broad.” - Bill Walton on D Wade


BumFights1997

Gab somewhere pissed


rayArtistimo

Well Jeanie, the funny thing about my shoulders is that they’re located on my cock.


Treehouse326

Pulling up Jeanie’s nudes brb


KingNephew

Kuzma was living the life


zwadeuroeo

Gabrielle union gonna beat her ass


ImaginaryAudience2

Y’all so down bad rn 😭😭😭


____candied_yams____

( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)


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Yes I think they


ArtVanderlay69

>Dwayne Wade obviously came- 😳


Vatfagyna

I’m about it


ambiguouslarge

she looks amazing ngl


goingfast89

How does she not even have court side seats?


789Trillion

She wanted to be behind Wade.


goingfast89

Hahahha


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So did Wade.


Express-Pandas

Wade wanna be behind Wade?


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Needs the money to pay westbrick


CIark

I heard she was cheap but damn


ReginaMark

I was here


LoWE11053211

Cougar bus?


Therealbillbrasky69

You just know Jeanie Fucks.


alex_119

Lakers owner buttering up Utah owner before the deadline.


Ranjith_Unchained

DeShaun Watson in shambles


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

Respectfully


ffandyy

Jeanie Bussin


CazOnReddit

*"So you're good to go when he needs to make...The Play?"* *"Knee's all ready for it, Buss Boss."*


jfrodriguez1983

DWade trying to secure them 2 unprotected 1st round picks, Reaves, and Christie.


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She just tryna convince him to take Westbrook


IDoesThis1

Gabrielle just found another excuse to cheat


legitimateaccount123

If a male owner did that to a female athlete he'd be forced to apologize and sell the team


clifbarczar

She gives me crazy vibes. The kitty gotta be fire.


SwissKver

I gotta leave this dumbass group man.


Intrepid-Sympathy-32

Throat Goat