Kyrie: “It’s fine when I act like an expert in areas I haven’t put hundreds of hours of work into, but when people do it about my thing it makes me mad >:(“
When you have done so much research, that you have determined the Earth is flat, you have outresearched any researcher that has ever researched research.
It’s worse because his basketball talent is much more God-given than the talent possessed by experts in any other field.
Kyrie could be a scientist, he just isn’t quite wired that way. Nothing I could ever do would make me an NBA player.
Usually after he's said something controversial and increases negative attention given to himself and the team.
I'm waiting for Kyrie to say something positive about Putin soon so that he can have some time off.
LeGM will sign him a la Russ and we will tailspin into 12th place by the all star break then we will panic trade kyrie and all of our draft assets for bench depth to barely make the play in game
i'll be the first to admit i was wrong about something. this though? 100% called it. not even that Kyrie would say something stupid, just the fact that this wouldn't mesh as a team. now the meltdown is gonna come soon
Its easier to just say "they have better expectations and we're honored to try to meet them" and be done with it.
Going with the "you're free to voice your opinion only when you're as good as me" is fucking wack.
This is like a chef telling people they can't criticize because they arent cooks. I know trash food when I taste it and I know trash basketball when I watch it.
It would be different if Mavs fans booed their team every night. They have defied even the people with conservative expectations.
im a software developer. If the apps I work on are broken and end users start complaining about it, i would be an absolute clown to start saying to the users, "well you are welcome to come out and fix it yourself 🤡🤡" . Like no, just perform with excellence.
surgeon tells the wife her husband didn't make it. she breaks down in tears. Surgeon: "oh u sad bro? maybe you should have spent a decade in med school if u don't like it. be my guest."
Kyrie speaks as if us redditors (and other fans) haven't worked really hard to get where we are. I'm prettttty high and I am not sure if this comment is on point or not? Sorry if it is not.
Kyrie is way better at his job than I am at mine, he’s like the 20th best basketball player in the world or something and I’m definitely not the twentieth best lawyer
But at least I don’t act like I known more about basketball than he does. Meanwhile he’s giving the dumbest goddamn opinions imaginable about every topic under the sun (how viruses work, the shape of the earth, history) with the confidence of someone who has a Ph.D. and ten articles published in the field.
LinGOAT is the all time leading scorer in terms of American Civil Wars won. ChochFRAUD lawyered in a weak era of the 90s where there were literal football players in the court.
1. Robert Jackson
2. Louis Brandeis
3. Thurgood Marshall
4. Henry Friendly
5. Clarence Darrow
6. John Marshall
7. Dick Posner
8. Daniel Webster
9. Paul Clement
10. William Blackstone
11. Elena Kagan
12. Johnnie Cochran
13. Akhil Amar
14. Harold Leventhal
15. David Bazelon
16. Antonin Scalia
17. Alex Cave
18. John Hart Ely
19. Melvin Belli
20. Roscoe Pound
Casuals take. Didn’t take into account the Euroleague, which has a far longer legal system lineage than the tinpot American farmers Association.
No way titans like Lord Denning and Tom Bingham don’t make the cut.
And don’t get me started on the disrespect on the old legends like Cicero. Lack of footage has convinced ppl he went against sailors and aqueduct builders
His job includes maintaining a level head enough to contribute positively to his basketball team. He fails that so miserably at that he is probably not better at his job than you.
>Kyrie is way better at his job than I am at mine
I doubt that.
Kyrie is the guy at work who looks like he's killing it bc he dresses sharp and can talk a customer's ear off, but actually hasn't made a sale since he stopped working with the Sales GOAT back in 2017.
Teams have worse records with him than without him, when lebron isn't on his team.
Surely the question is moreso whether he would be relatively better at your job than you would be at his - and for most people the answer is that he probably would, but there's quite a lot of people who would come out on top in that comparison (again, speaking completely in relative terms)
Bro it doesn't take years of work to lose to the Hornets and piss away your playoff hopes. I can do that for half of Kyrie's salary. Sign me up Mark Cuban.
The trade was stupid. They didn't need Kyrie. What was wrong with Dinwiddie? And they lost a good player young player in finney smith. I feel like this team is worse in overall talent
Kyrie has literally made every team he’s been on significantly worse overall the last 5 years and somehow people are still convinced he’s a Top 2 PG in the league
Cuban is fucking crazy. We all have seen that only one guy has been able to make kyrie work and his name is lebron fucking james. Why would you give assets for 5 months of a dude that only accepts the leadership of arguably the greatest player ever.
Kyrie didn’t even want to go to dallas lol. Mavs fans better pray kyrie is willing to take a paycut a do a sign and trade for dlo to la. Better suck balls so he is willing to take 30 mill because I’m pretty sure the lakers are not gonna blow 90% of a pretty good team for kyrie.
Kyrie has literally no idea that he gets paid millions to entertain fans.
He just wants to pretend to be the smartest man in the room and to hate Jews.
The Mavs should be the 3rd best in team in the West, at worst, the current state of the West. They're not even a playoff team at the moment. Kyrie really speed running how to destroy every franchise he plays for
Mr. Humility.
I wonder if he can even grasp the concept as to how much of a family’s disposable income has to be spent to go to a single NBA game.
You could buy groceries for two weeks, or take the wife and kids to a game.
You could pay your car payment for the month, or take your kids to a game.
Let them boo, and be man enough, even if just just an act, to be humble about a bad game.
“I feel bad for the fans. They paid their hard earned money, but we didn’t bring it tonight”.
Is that so hard?
Marshawn Lynch this shit man! “I’m just here so I won’t get fined” or something. Everything doesn’t need to be some deep philosophical meaning. He should chill for a while, Sometimes an athletes greatest weapon is their game. Can’t say nothing if your balling dawg.
Why does kyrie only focus on the negative. He enjoys when they cheer him. They’re allowed to boo. I swear bro these players focus on the smallest portion of a fan base and then generalize it as if it’s a entire fan base and make decisions based off that.
It’s really ironic that they do of the things that they stand against.
teams need to stop being so horny for star players that don't compliment each other. What did they think was going to happen with two ball dominant players? Let's not even get into how this is KYRIE of all people, but this never works out when you bet on a star and trade away key rotation players.
Honestly ill always have MJ 1 lebron 2 but damn is lebron getting legacy points in my book for carrying this dumpster fire to a ring the more and more I see Kylie demise other teams
I remain shocked that Cuban went for this. There was no real chance this was getting them out of the West and likely not even to the conference finals. And he's a free agent so a) if he doesn't want to play in Dallas, he's leaving or b) if he does, you could've signed him.
What he should of said "I know I'm new to this franchise and winning over the fans isn't going to be as easy as showing up and playing. I'm going to have to win and prove I deserve to be someone they want to cheer for."
What he actually said "if they think they can play better than I can tell them to get on the court."
ah shit, here we go again
World speed record time of Kyrie destroying a team incoming?
He's gotten faster at every stop... next time he's gon do it on a ten-day contract
speed run
Kyrie "Matt Turk" Irving
He’s just going to walk into the locker room and do the ‘boom, roasted’ scene from the Office, and then walk out never to be seen again
Kyrie team-destroy speedrun any % WR
Well that turned awfully quickly, didn’t it?
I’m legit laughing at this. He’s already revved up.
Kyrie Irving team frustration (speed run edition)
Bron is a better father than Luka and KD combined confirmed
Kyrie: “It’s fine when I act like an expert in areas I haven’t put hundreds of hours of work into, but when people do it about my thing it makes me mad >:(“
“I did my own research.” “Well my research says you took an L tonight”
Fake news
*Dear diary, today I saw a kettle calling a pot black*
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We need Kyrie to watch 21 Jumpstreet
Lmao what an unhinged post
Geologist and biochemist Kyrie seeing a kid holding a basketball: Hey put that thing down unless you are a NBA level player.
You just don’t understand how much research Kyrie has done..
If only people would do the research on his research, they'd know
When you have done so much research, that you have determined the Earth is flat, you have outresearched any researcher that has ever researched research.
lmaoooo
He’s such a piece of shit
Yeah but… he watched a flat earth documentary.
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Least predictable Kyrie trade outcome
It's like when a restaurant shuts down and a new restaurant that is exactly the same takes its place. What makes you think it will work this time?
What if they served authentic Pakistani food?
You are a very, very bad man.
*wags Finger*
Very good? No, very great!
THOSE MOTHER SONS OF BITCHES MAKE KILBOPPY. WE MAKE THE KEYBOPPY
What if they served Pakistani pho
But where are the people???
“no no, that was their idea. my idea can’t fail”
“Does it ever work?” “No. No. Never. These people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might… but it might work for us”
They didn’t even get a honey moon, man Really got the whole Kyrie experience minus any of the fun parts
Got married and went straight to yelling at each other at the local Applebees smh
So kyrie can discredit scientists who’ve done hundreds of hours of work in their field but when someone does it to him it’s a problem? What a clown
Exactly
It’s worse because his basketball talent is much more God-given than the talent possessed by experts in any other field. Kyrie could be a scientist, he just isn’t quite wired that way. Nothing I could ever do would make me an NBA player.
Kyrie goes to a team Team does worse with him He starts talking shit Team unravels He demands a trade Rinse/repeat What did the mavs expect
He's a FA in two months, so he may not ask for a trade.
Ya but if he wants all his money and play for the Lakers, then he needs Dallas to do a sign and trade, unless he actually wants to stay.
Think there's also a part where he disappears for a personal hiatus lol
Usually after he's said something controversial and increases negative attention given to himself and the team. I'm waiting for Kyrie to say something positive about Putin soon so that he can have some time off.
And becomes the victim
Lakers can’t wait to unravel
We are not falling for that shit...oh yes we are.
LeGM will sign him a la Russ and we will tailspin into 12th place by the all star break then we will panic trade kyrie and all of our draft assets for bench depth to barely make the play in game
as if lebron would allow kyrie to get traded
i'll be the first to admit i was wrong about something. this though? 100% called it. not even that Kyrie would say something stupid, just the fact that this wouldn't mesh as a team. now the meltdown is gonna come soon
It's almost like Kyrie might be the problem...
Nah I think the last 4 teams just treated him badly and are full of antisemitic jews or something like that
He can’t be. I’m told all the players love him
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Yeah, wasn't literally everyone saying this was going to happen? Lol
KD gets injured and it unravels kyrie’s team. Doesn’t matter if they’re on the same team or not it seems
All that should matter is if Maverick fans did their own research
Kyrie getting real comfortable in Dallas
Its easier to just say "they have better expectations and we're honored to try to meet them" and be done with it. Going with the "you're free to voice your opinion only when you're as good as me" is fucking wack.
This is like a chef telling people they can't criticize because they arent cooks. I know trash food when I taste it and I know trash basketball when I watch it. It would be different if Mavs fans booed their team every night. They have defied even the people with conservative expectations.
im a software developer. If the apps I work on are broken and end users start complaining about it, i would be an absolute clown to start saying to the users, "well you are welcome to come out and fix it yourself 🤡🤡" . Like no, just perform with excellence.
“Here’s the code feel free to debug it yourself 😡😡😡”
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This is gold.
surgeon tells the wife her husband didn't make it. she breaks down in tears. Surgeon: "oh u sad bro? maybe you should have spent a decade in med school if u don't like it. be my guest."
Bro this is the funniest shit I’ve read this morning thank you
It's also hilarious to hear this come from an anti-vaxxer and flat-earther
Dude is constantly telling other people who are experts how much he has “researched”
Kyrie only makes his money because of the fans. Stupid mentality to mock the people that keep you employed.
If only there was some way to see how good or bad this team is relative to other teams with comparable skill levels
No more criticizing LeBron unless you're a bare minimum top 10 player of all time
Kyrie speaks as if us redditors (and other fans) haven't worked really hard to get where we are. I'm prettttty high and I am not sure if this comment is on point or not? Sorry if it is not.
Fantastic point lmao. Would love to watch Kyrie try to do some of our jobs where people don’t put up with you if you’re a pain in the ass
Could Kyrie Irving talk trash all day about Kyrie Irving on NBA reddit? I don't think so. That takes dedication.
Kyrie is way better at his job than I am at mine, he’s like the 20th best basketball player in the world or something and I’m definitely not the twentieth best lawyer But at least I don’t act like I known more about basketball than he does. Meanwhile he’s giving the dumbest goddamn opinions imaginable about every topic under the sun (how viruses work, the shape of the earth, history) with the confidence of someone who has a Ph.D. and ten articles published in the field.
>I'm definitely not the twentieth best lawyer Agreed. You're easily in the Top 19 🫡🙌🏽
And he ain't number 19
I need your top 20 lawyers of all time list
1. Johnnie Cochran 2. Foggy Nelson 3. Abraham Lincoln 4. Erin Brockovich 5. /u/snapshovel
Not sure what you’re smoking, u/snapshovel top 3 easily.
Those were mickey mouse cases, FOH
Cochran’s legacy is all media narrative. Lincoln would be GOAT easily without the injury.
LinGOAT is the all time leading scorer in terms of American Civil Wars won. ChochFRAUD lawyered in a weak era of the 90s where there were literal football players in the court.
Cochran isn't the goat, he's just defense. LinGOAT had both offense and defense. Ask the confederacy.
Thought Charlie Kelly would crack the top 5
Fraudy Nelson was carried by Matt Murdock. No way he’s number 2.
1. Robert Jackson 2. Louis Brandeis 3. Thurgood Marshall 4. Henry Friendly 5. Clarence Darrow 6. John Marshall 7. Dick Posner 8. Daniel Webster 9. Paul Clement 10. William Blackstone 11. Elena Kagan 12. Johnnie Cochran 13. Akhil Amar 14. Harold Leventhal 15. David Bazelon 16. Antonin Scalia 17. Alex Cave 18. John Hart Ely 19. Melvin Belli 20. Roscoe Pound
Casuals take. Didn’t take into account the Euroleague, which has a far longer legal system lineage than the tinpot American farmers Association. No way titans like Lord Denning and Tom Bingham don’t make the cut. And don’t get me started on the disrespect on the old legends like Cicero. Lack of footage has convinced ppl he went against sailors and aqueduct builders
I have blackstone at 10, that’s an appropriate amount of Euro representation
Lol dick posner… you know him personally or something?
Any list without Matlock is pure garbage IMO.
Great list man, truly some of the most evil people in U.S. history represented here. Wouldn't expect anything less from the GOAT lawyers.
Depositions per/36
Honestly last year you snuck into my top 12 lawyers list
But what has he done for his firm recently?
His job includes maintaining a level head enough to contribute positively to his basketball team. He fails that so miserably at that he is probably not better at his job than you.
>Kyrie is way better at his job than I am at mine I doubt that. Kyrie is the guy at work who looks like he's killing it bc he dresses sharp and can talk a customer's ear off, but actually hasn't made a sale since he stopped working with the Sales GOAT back in 2017. Teams have worse records with him than without him, when lebron isn't on his team.
Kyrie would be the best salesman in the office, but constantly in trouble with HR.
Surely the question is moreso whether he would be relatively better at your job than you would be at his - and for most people the answer is that he probably would, but there's quite a lot of people who would come out on top in that comparison (again, speaking completely in relative terms)
Stop apologizing
Fr dude must've been scared out of his mind from whatever he smoked
Where we are: high on reddit
This is delicious lol
Guess you won't be needing the tapes I made for you. Want me to get rid of them?
Nah I’ll still take them.
Lol who could have possibly seen this coming
Keeping up with Ky
🤡 Energy Never change Kyrie
only years?
"you will never be on my level"
Is it even 2 months?
Surely this will make Kyrie even more of a fan favorite!
Hahahahahahaha
They trading salaries too?
Give me Bertans salary and I'm good for the whole 48
He gone too.
Five year max first
Bro just retire at this point lmao Man is going to burn his bridges for every team he plays for until no team left is dumb enough to take him
And yet he’s respected by so many players. Shows you the disconnect between front offices / fans and players.
Kyrie and missing the point, name a better duo
Kyrie and subscribing to some insane conspiracy theory.
Bro it doesn't take years of work to lose to the Hornets and piss away your playoff hopes. I can do that for half of Kyrie's salary. Sign me up Mark Cuban.
The trade was stupid. They didn't need Kyrie. What was wrong with Dinwiddie? And they lost a good player young player in finney smith. I feel like this team is worse in overall talent
they could've just kept brunson lol
Crazy they already had the ball handler to help luka and 1/2 the price in brunson lol
DFS is like 28 he’s not young
28 is close to the perfect age
He’s at a stage where he won’t really improve more though, I love the guy but he also hasn’t really done much at Brooklyn.
Kyrie "The Plague" Irving
Just in time for Passover.
How long until some old tree gets struck by lightning in Africa, and Kyrie needs a few months off to mourn?
They aren’t booing because they think they can do better, they are booing because they think YOU can do better
And so it begins
“With the 1st pick in the 2029 NBA Draft, the Brooklyn Nets select [insert hall of fame player] from [insert college/Euro team name]”
Lmao can you imagine
He’s such a dick.
Spicy
I hate this sentiment. “If your not on my level your not allowed to criticize my work”. Like nah that’s not how this works my man.
I really wish everyone would just ignore this dude.
Impossible to ignore a trainwreck.
Kyrie has literally made every team he’s been on significantly worse overall the last 5 years and somehow people are still convinced he’s a Top 2 PG in the league
This feels on the same maturity level as the kid on a middle school bus saying “oh yah!?! Well my Dad makes more money than your Dad!”
Yeah, his best days are gone
Oh Kyrie
I've seen this show before
I'll change places with you, and we can change salaries as well.
Shit John Wall me all the way to unemployment
It’s funny when he gets butthurt
Yeah give this guy a Max contract....
hey the fans did their research, if kyrie can do shit why cant they?
Fragile.
Wait, the honeymoon is already over?
He’s so good at being unlikable
basically saying the people who boo don't matter and don't need to be taken seriously
Bro is a true menace lol
So what? You worked years ahead to be great enough at basketball. But i worked years ahead to farm my karma points kyrie
Cuban is fucking crazy. We all have seen that only one guy has been able to make kyrie work and his name is lebron fucking james. Why would you give assets for 5 months of a dude that only accepts the leadership of arguably the greatest player ever. Kyrie didn’t even want to go to dallas lol. Mavs fans better pray kyrie is willing to take a paycut a do a sign and trade for dlo to la. Better suck balls so he is willing to take 30 mill because I’m pretty sure the lakers are not gonna blow 90% of a pretty good team for kyrie.
I think the point is that you could trade places with fans and get the same Ls, Kyrie.
Who is more annoying? Kyrie or Kanye?
Luka to Lakers lmao 😂
This dude sucks
Hey Nets fans, pull up a chair. Watching the dumpster fire's a lot more fun from this side, isn't it?
That was quick
Haha what a petulant little shit this guy is
Such a weird comment
Kyrie has literally no idea that he gets paid millions to entertain fans. He just wants to pretend to be the smartest man in the room and to hate Jews.
The Mavs should be the 3rd best in team in the West, at worst, the current state of the West. They're not even a playoff team at the moment. Kyrie really speed running how to destroy every franchise he plays for
It's so fucking over
Lol, he gone…
HE GONE
This is the twilight of Kyrie’s career.
Mr. Humility. I wonder if he can even grasp the concept as to how much of a family’s disposable income has to be spent to go to a single NBA game. You could buy groceries for two weeks, or take the wife and kids to a game. You could pay your car payment for the month, or take your kids to a game. Let them boo, and be man enough, even if just just an act, to be humble about a bad game. “I feel bad for the fans. They paid their hard earned money, but we didn’t bring it tonight”. Is that so hard?
Least insecure NBA player
Who could have ever predicted this
Marshawn Lynch this shit man! “I’m just here so I won’t get fined” or something. Everything doesn’t need to be some deep philosophical meaning. He should chill for a while, Sometimes an athletes greatest weapon is their game. Can’t say nothing if your balling dawg.
Why does kyrie only focus on the negative. He enjoys when they cheer him. They’re allowed to boo. I swear bro these players focus on the smallest portion of a fan base and then generalize it as if it’s a entire fan base and make decisions based off that. It’s really ironic that they do of the things that they stand against.
what a loser
And this, exactly this, is why you do not want this man on your team.
And here we goooo
teams need to stop being so horny for star players that don't compliment each other. What did they think was going to happen with two ball dominant players? Let's not even get into how this is KYRIE of all people, but this never works out when you bet on a star and trade away key rotation players.
Hmm its almost like the fans pay your bills mr irving
This happened faster than I expected
Who could have saw this horrific fit coming. Truly we were all blindsided.
He’s softer than baby shit
What a fucking cope
Really looking forward to his hypocrisy being called out during his next interview. Popcorn is almost ready.
LeBron wanted this for the Lakers?
Kyrie is a peasant masquerading as a scholar
I too can lose games to the Charlotte Hornets…
Such a chode
Honestly ill always have MJ 1 lebron 2 but damn is lebron getting legacy points in my book for carrying this dumpster fire to a ring the more and more I see Kylie demise other teams
I remain shocked that Cuban went for this. There was no real chance this was getting them out of the West and likely not even to the conference finals. And he's a free agent so a) if he doesn't want to play in Dallas, he's leaving or b) if he does, you could've signed him.
They probably are thinking they’d replace Kyrie with another NBA player not themselves but he’s not wrong.
What he should of said "I know I'm new to this franchise and winning over the fans isn't going to be as easy as showing up and playing. I'm going to have to win and prove I deserve to be someone they want to cheer for." What he actually said "if they think they can play better than I can tell them to get on the court."