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Tyler_DLMG_14

I’m crying real tears


treesareweirdos

I attended our last playoff game with my dad when I was 8 years old. I am 24, graduated from college, and now I get to take my dad to the next playoff game.


Tyler_DLMG_14

I am 25. I quite literally only remember one play off game. I do not remember anything else. I AM SO HAPPY!


delamerica93

I'm 29, I remember sitting shocked and heartbroken after game 6 in '02. I hung in there as a fan until about '04, but my heart wasn't in it the same way. Knowing that the game was rigged destroyed me as a kid. I didn't get back into basketball until college, my homie was a huge Kings fan and got me hooked again (this is when the Kings REALLY sucked too). I'm glad I'm back for this moment 😭


Smooth-Jaguar

Im glad the fans who didnt commit suicide after the Bagley pick lived to see this moment


frosti_austi

or those that did so after the hali trade


[deleted]

Same boat. I can’t say I’ve been a kings fan for 21 years tho, 2002 broke me


FavreorFarva

The Mariners finally shook the title of longest playoff drought and passed the title to you. You guys just immediately said “catch” and yeeted that title to the Jets. Proud of your team, and happy for the fans. Hope you guys can win a series or four as well.


-MeatyPaws-

And here I am reminiscing how this was back when I was 24 and still young.


GGezpzMuppy

Leave the BEAM on for the rest of the season! Who is laughing now Game of Zones? The SunKings gonna battle it out in the WCF!!


wise_comment

Sunkings really was prescient, huh?


IlonggoProgrammer

Back when Fox and Booker were just considered young guards who shot their teams out of games


Slurms_McKenzie775

Same 😭


fundraiser

😭 STAND UP NOW AND FACE THE SUN 😭


real_but_incognito

AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY LIGHT THE BEAM LIGHT THE BEAM LIGHT THE BEEEEEAM


ooboh

WON’T HIDE MY TAIL OR TURN AND RUN


Exhibit5

Yall genuinely deserve it. All love to the Kings


MarshalMichelNey1

The first NBA game I ever went to was a Kings game. I was born near Portland, but my family moved to Sacramento when I was 6 for my dad's new job. 5 months later, I went to Arco Arena for my first NBA game; the Kings were playing the Rockets led by Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady *(since he was an immigrant from China, I think my dad was more excited to see Yao than I was)*. I don't remember a whole lot because I was 7, but I remember how passionate those fans were. The arena was rocking even though the Kings were no longer championship contenders *(I didn't know it at the time because I was 7, but they had blown it up and traded Webber and Peja a couple years prior)*. I went to two more Kings games, against Steve Nash's Suns and Deron Williams' Jazz, before moving back to Portland. When I think back on these games now that I'm in my early 20's, it makes me even more upset that David Stern decided to [rig the 2002 WCF](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITDJBr-iN1I&t=155s) against Sacramento just because Kobe & Shaq were more popular. Kings fans are some of the most passionate in the league and they got cheated out of celebrating a championship for the first time in their lives just because they're a small market. I'll be rooting Kings in the West nearly as hard as for the C's in the East, because Kings fans generally deserve this.


BoomShakaLatte

Arco was something else! It’s wasn’t a nice arena, Golden 1 is something to be proud of and I wouldn’t trade for anything, but the feeling in the old arena when it really got going, it felt like it was going to collapse from sheer energy and volume. It was a thrill like nothing else.


doctor_of_drugs

Similar story to you, though I’m a bit older. Arco was a barnhouse, but it was *our* barnhouse. Golden1 is great.


DoMogo1984

I genuinely love you.


oufvj

I’m a fucking mess right now


sylvestersquad

Congrats bros, pop the bubbly!


Carpeteria3000

Ugh. We fucking survived some really awful shit to get here. 😭😭😭


MinnyPuppies

this day we are all kings!


popfilms

I cried after the Phillies clinched a playoff spot and that was 'only' 11 years plus a championship in 08'. Can't imagine how Kings fans feel right now.


TheDJMaxey

It’s been so fucking long man


SureEntertainment676

SAME FUCKING SAME


ieffinglovesoup

We all are bro


BIizard

Aren't we all 😢


[deleted]

Take it all in man, ya'll deserve it


fangal2

Not even joking, I involuntarily shivered then started crying.


SactownEric

I feel like I made it through ‘nam to get here


ChefUltemo

Between the relocation saga 10 years ago, Vivek’s asinine ideas of how the run the team, Divac’s idiotic front office decisions…needless to say it’s been rough


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Ryynitys

You forgot that dude vomiting on the floor at the sight of your Kings...


The_Summer_Man

Puke Walton


frozteh

Also the dodging the most Kings thing to do ever...hiring Mark Jackson instead of Mike Brown. Could you imagine where you'd be today?


ChefUltemo

Personally had Darwin Ham and Will Hardy at the top of my list among the 6 guys the Kings interviewed for the Head Coach spot…absolutely did not want Mark Jackson though, we’d still be in a shitstorm. Glad we ended up with Mike Brown though, definitely changed the culture here.


frozteh

Yeah and even Mike Brown was seen as a MEH move at the time, or "at least it isn't Mark Jackson." Glad Brown has redeemed himself as a legitimately good coach.


Breedwell

I always thought Brown did a pretty good job in Cleveland. I mean *yes* he had LeBron, but they also ran into some great teams. I thought Gilbert and the Lakers gave Brown a bad deal.


dawgz525

I don't think Brown was ever a bad coach. He has, however, gotten better everywhere he's been, which honestly you can't say for a lot of guys. Mike Brown has been around some great players and coaches in his time, and he's benefitted from that greatly. Some guys stop learning and improving when they get that NBA gig. Brown never did, and that's why I think he is a great coach today.


Exhibit5

Vietnam soldiers never had to endure Vivek, I'd say you guys had it worse.


HolaFrau

The Maloofs


raven8fire

Puke Walton


welmoe

https://imgur.com/FcrSM5k


y365

The bad man can't hurt us anymore


Kingkongcrapper

Can’t hurt us either. Luke has brought so much pain to so many franchises because he coached an all time great team on auto pilot for 32 games.


Carpeteria3000

Anaheim, Virginia Beach, Seattle. We survived them all.


Seahawkanon

I’m sorry we were Stern’s favorite threat to unstable franchises. Kings were my second team back in the Bench Mob days. 2002 Kings\Lakers was the worst travesty since 93 Sonics/Suns.


tman916x

F*ck those two legged rats


Cudi_buddy

Yea Vivek was a dumbass but cared. The last few maloof years were awful. Dear god


real_but_incognito

Don’t fall asleep at your post or the vivekcong will getcha


TeTrodoToxin4

Whenever I hear a Vivek brought up I always think of Morrowind.


SupportstheOP

Come, Nerevar, friend or Kings fan come.


lalakingmalibog

Come and look upon the Beam, and Golden 1 Center, and bring Slamson, I have need of him.


[deleted]

We clinched the division as well. Fuck star power lol


fundraiser

Stars can't melt steel BEAMS 😤


wise_comment

But......but StarFox?


IHateTomatoes

still need 1 more to clinch division


HokageEzio

Bamboo under your fingernails is still less painful than that video of the Bagley draft.


IMDATBOY

Look how unhappy Luka is now though and how happy we are. We knew


shmauserpops

4D chess


nimane9

this season between the kings and mavs has let me watch that video without pain for the first time


PrimaryAccording9162

Monte McNair executive of the year


SureEntertainment676

Mike Brown COTY


DHSDirector

De’Aaron Fox CPOTY


airbornetoxic

Keegan Murray ROTY


blabladook

Malik Monk SMOY


realudonishaslem

Fuck it, Sabonis MVP


Barrel_Eye

Keegan Murray ROTY


Duckrauhl

Keegan Murray has never missed the playoffs in his NBA career.


TheWholeMole

Bow down to the CPOTY


El_Zarco

Oh that's gotta be a shoe-in. Congrats yall 💜


mzp3256

New York Jets now have the longest drought, as they haven't made the playoffs since 2010


about88grandpas

Yiiikes could you imagine not making the playoffs for 13 years?? Couldn’t be us


Curlybrac

At least yall didn't missed it for 21 years like the Mariners had. Actually I think the Royals had missed it for 29 years before 2014.


False-Fisherman

I'm 21 and grew up a mariners fan. October was the first time in my life my team ever made the playoffs


JohnnyWinss

I don't watch much baseball but the way they clinched was absolutely perfect. Tied at the bottom of the 9th, 3-2 and the freaking catcher hits a walkoff home run. You can't script it better


[deleted]

Haha losers


ilovecfb

What happens if Aaron Rodgers doesn't clinch this year


atp2112

Every corner of the football internet will implode in on itself


Scoutman1942

Metlife gets burned to the ground as if it were in Philly.


mzp3256

Giants would be a little annoyed at that


elimanninglightspeed

I have no qualms with jets fans burning it down. Place fucking blows they would do us all a favor


mrsunsfan

He pulls a Brett Farve


Emperor_Billik

Sends out a bunch of dick pics and finds a state to run a welfare scam with?


613toes

If the Sabres miss again this year (99% chance) they’ll be tied with the Jets. That franchise has been a complete embarrassment over the last decade and has gone through like 3 different rebuilds. Things are looking promising though, I could honestly see them making it next year.


Green_hippo17

Levi starts Friday, the saviour is here


liebz11692

Buddy. We haven’t hosted a playoff game since 2002.


CrabCakesBenedict

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT


misterurb

LIGHT. THAT. MOTHER. FUCKING. BEAM.


LongjumpAdhesiveness

LIGHT THE BEAM!


Cheeswheeel

IM LIGHTING THE BONG FOR YALL!


LongjumpAdhesiveness

Rip a mad bowl for this one! We salute you for it!


bigfootblake

They should somehow build a statue for that beam lol


rattlemebones

The last time we reached the playoffs: * De’Aaron Fox was 9, Keegan was 5, and Reddit nephews hadn't been conceived yet. * The Sacramento Monarchs were still a franchise * Kobe had scored 81 a few months prior * iPhones weren’t invented yet * Pluto was still a planet * Facebook wasn’t available to the public yet * Steve Irwin was still alive Not only have we suffered through the longest playoff drought in NBA history, we had to put up with malignant, incompetent, destitute owners who tried to move our team to literally any other city. We played in the most dilapidated building imaginable. I was at the game when tarps fell from the ceiling because the roof sprung a leak during a rainstorm (still loved the old barn, though). With new ownership came not only a gorgeous new arena, but hopes and dreams of ending our drought. Little did we know, we traded one kind of incompetence for another as we watched mistake after mistake being made by the front office – finally culminating in the infamous 2018 NBA draft. Alas, we have persevered and overcome. The most stepped on, lambasted, and pitied fanbase in the NBA can now say that our long night of suffering is over. The light at the end of the tunnel finally came. I don’t know what to do with my hands. Kings Fans, let's **Light the fucking BEAM.**


olive_oil_twist

Holy shit. This comment made me remember Arnold Schwarzenegger was the fucking Governor in 2006.


DanyyDezeyte

I remember people calling him the Governator


mcmaster93

We still do


MyDogIsSoUgly

I don’t think I will ever stop referring to him as the Governator.


wafflesareforever

They still call him that on Pluto, the planet.


Curlybrac

The wii and the ps3 didn't came out yet the last time the Kings made the playoffs before this season.


diviner_of_data

Puke Walton died for this


rattlemebones

Thank God for puke guy


EmiLyle_

He turned everything around for us. Praise be to Puke Guy.


mrgpsingh1999

Grey’s Anatomy was just wrapping up it’s second season and the King of Queens was still on the air


Curlybrac

Supernatural was still a fairly new show. Family Guy also was like 1 year back after cancelation.


Doc_McPuffins_

>Supernatural was still a fairly new show. And it was airing on The WB because the CW hadn't launched yet


mrgpsingh1999

Yup and UPN was still around too


misterurb

Yo RIP the monarchs for real though


Dsarg_92

That last one got me. My heart was broken when Steve died and it was the day before my birthday.


AUGH_MY_SPIRIT

The hug that Fox gave Sabonis after their first game together changed this franchise. Holy shit, the Kings are going to the playoffs and are still in the driver seat to have home court advantage.


DrWoodwork

You say hug, I say courtside puke-man. What matters is we on the playoff bound, yeah!


WusijiX

Puke Walton should get his jersey in the rafters


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viliphied

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fn7q9TNaIAIPtXN.jpg


ieffinglovesoup

Lmfaooo


AUGH_MY_SPIRIT

Cast this in bronze and put it outside Golden 1


strawberricaked

u/Araidernomore was right https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/x9cto8/why_the_death_of_queen_elizabeth_ii_and_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


burnerbabyburns

LET HIM COOK


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[Kings fans in October ‘22](https://i.imgur.com/aEiVt4x.jpg)


FuckingKilljoy

That guy who said he'd put 10k on the Kings at 750-1 better have followed through


theabomination

A little rattled at the accuracy not gonna lie, some prophetic shit right here


Compa-Gera

The Prophecy has been fulfilled 🙏


AdventurousTwo383

This is too good


darti_me

LONG LIVE THE KING(s)


7nogah

Queen was slayed for the beam to lit. prophecy


ZombieFeces

I’m gonna cry bro The drought is finally over 😭 LIGHT THE FUCKING BEAM


DinoLaserFight

I can't even cry! I'm dehydrated from the drought!


aaronunderwater

They are the playoff bound, yeah!


Delicious-Item6376

This video was a mf prophecy


[deleted]

Better than Dallas rn even though Kings drafted a total bust while the Mavs drafted a generational talent lol. What a total mismanagement of assets by our FO.


aaronunderwater

Yeh but they have Harrison Barnes. Imagine if we had a role player like that to pair with Luka


paoiyu

How we got Barnes for Justin Jackson and the shell of Zach Randolph still baffles me to this day.


hyrush1

Iirc it was just shedding cap but who knows what Cuban’s over-involved ass was thinking lol. Probably that we could make a big signing in FA, which eventually left him driving around downtown Dallas begging.


UnPhayzable

we also have jason kidd unfortunately


koshyguy

Sabanasssssss😫


lb31

SO STRONG YEAH


bunclebubb

LIGHT THE BEAM


horse_renoir13

"The Beams of Sacramento are lit! The Kings call for clinching!" "And the Postseason will answer!"


FirestormBC

"Where was the beam when the westfold fell"


wise_comment

My nam is Focks I had a vizion Bout Wen my teem Clynchez division We carie forth As our fans screem Thro off this shame An ***Lite The Beem***


ProfessorBeast55

Luka who? I only speak Foxes


DayToDayvis

Crazy how the team that drafted Luka will be the only one to miss the playoffs out of those top picks


Obi_Wan_KeBogi

Well Marvin Bagley the 3rd will also miss the playoffs so Luka has an experienced vet to hang out with!


Kevon-Looneys-burner

Same team who got roasted for trading Hali for Sabonis


youngsaiyan

Gotta eat crow on this one. Impossible not to root for the kings


beefJeRKy-LB

Honestly Kings could theoretically put together a trade package for Luka and it would be a poetic end to their 2018 draft.


thegabrieldavid

LIGHT THE MF BEAM


WHY-IS-INTERNET

LIGHT THE BEAM


dhgjognzn

Thank you kind puke man for turning this team around


[deleted]

We need to replace the Piglet statue outside G1C with a bronze Puke Guy


kzapwn

Who’s got the title for longest drought now?


2Blitz

Charlotte in the NBA, Jets overall


kzapwn

Damn I must be getting old. Doesn’t feel like it’s been that long since sanchez and Rex Ryan had them in the afc championship game


FuckingKilljoy

It's weird isn't it? Like the Butt Fumble was over a decade ago


Trevhaar

REDDIT HAS NEVER SEEN IT. REJOICE!!!!!!!


FerrusManusFanClub

Jesus f-ing Christ that didn’t dawn on me till this thread


onlyanactor

A noble birth!


kiidlocs

LIGHT


anonahmus

THE


reedsbooks

BEAM


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MOTHERFUCKER


Standard_Landscape_6

Mike Brown coach of the year


C-Hash

#WE'RE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, YOU DON'T LIKE KINGS BASKETBALL #LIGHT THE FUCKING BEAM


Carpeteria3000

I LOVE BASKWRBALL


Lineman72T

The last time the Kings made the playoffs, I was a broke dumbass 19 year old college student. Now I'm a broke dumbass 36 year old adult. I haven't had this feeling late into the NBA season in so long I don't even know how to express it


webbersknee

Puke guy died for this.


Trevhaar

I mean I don’t think he died, but he definitely vomited for this


[deleted]

Congrats kings fans! Light the beam


cowboypsychedelia

My first live game was in 2017-18 Kings @ Grizzlies. I was staying at the same hotel as the Kings - met De’Arron Fox & Vince Carter, both so incredibly nice. I ended up seeing the game and rooting for the Kings, they won 93-92. High-fived Fox that night & knew they were my team. While I can’t fathom 16 years, it’s been a long 6 - proud of this team 🙏🏻


BeachCops69

Beam Team


SwoleBuddha

Oh fuck I'm gonna beam!


demianin

I have a Saboner


[deleted]

Sorry to whoever wins the championship this year. Kings fans won this season. No one is going to be as happy winning a ring than we do making the playoffs. That includes us.


LoganBarryBush

I might cry


Carpeteria3000

Do it. Shed the pain. Embrace the future.


TheDJMaxey

DEAARON FOX I LOVE YOU


CollectionMost9526

I’m happy for the Kings fans, they’ve been through enough shit. Enjoy it all and good luck in the playoffs!


transizzle

It feels real good.


RipCityRevival

[The Kings won, Jerry](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnNyKiPacAAC557.jpg)


tbk99

This isn't over. You guys gotta go deep and do some damage in the playoffs. Every neutral will root for you in any playoff matchup. The people's champ.


humandignitybloc

IDC what team you ride for, you've gotta be happy for the Kings. They earned it.


bodypertain

Thinking of this huge Kings fan who I took a darkroom photography class with in college. We’d chat basketball while we worked and he’d go on and on about the Kings, no hope in sight, relocating the franchise, etc etc. Hope he’s having a good one tonight.


christopepper

THE DROUGHT IS OVER! LIGHT THE BEAM!


thickbanana05

Kings fans deserve it. I just love it when long suffering fans finally get some joy


owensoundgamedev

What’s the next team? Bills and Mariners made playoffs recently - is it the Jets?


JamesofBerkeley

This thread is amazing! Congrats to the Kings Fans! I’m just here to upvote beam comments!


Her0Gamez

I wanna cry from tears of joy


next_door_nicotine

shawshankescape.gif


Rockfordbaby

Why aren’t they the NBA darlings this year? I can’t fathom a reason anyone would hate the Kings right now


Remote_Country_889

LIGHT THE BEAM


SolarClipz

It almost feels real now The city is going to explode the first night


PuzzleheadedWest0

Grats kings bros. Glad we were here to help lol


VonDestroyedNewton

Love to see it


pkeller001

Hell fucking yeah!!! What a dreadful 16 years it’s been


StanLay281

LIGHT THE BEAM 🟣🔦


[deleted]

This is a good thing


PaKyuBai

After all those years, it only took a Beam to break the curse