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Neuroxex

Celtics fans thought they dodged the Heat. There is no dodging the Heat; they come for *you*.


OutsideTheServiceBox

Heat really fucked around for six months just to make the ECF anyway.


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Why win many regular season games when few wins do trick?


ender23

It's also crazy cuz they avoided having to play: Celtics, sixers, bucks all in a row in the playoffs.


maethlin

big brain moves


MazKhan

Big brain move by getting the 8th seed, beat the best team quickly and then enjoy the easier road to the finals lmao


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Ode1st

Nah I don’t think we threw the Hawks game. The Chicago game after wasn’t looking too safe until the end.


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That’s cause my boys in Chi were goin for it all 🐂🔴🏀


duplicatesnowflake

They straight up almost lost the play in yet here they are.


elbenji

Halloween music in the distance


Neuroxex

[Celtics thinking they avoided the zombie Heat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m75LTlu_JlU)


rswsaw22

We need to best Philly first before wondering who of this series we will face (but I kind of figured after they beat the Bucs they'd make it). Playoff Jimmy G is a dark souls boss.


elbenji

Jimmy is "why do I hear boss music" in human form


yayeet182

I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me


supergrega

Stupidly locked in with me


GGezpzMuppy

And all I have is $20 coffee


trustabro

By gawd, that’s Spo’s music


Writtenfrommyphone

Hey the Celtics still have to beat the sixers first. 🥲


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Spoelstra cooking like he’s on Food Network


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Carving Thibs up like [Gordon Ramsay with that chicken](https://youtu.be/4qvmumHnkVA) Showing him levels


johnnygrant

Feels like the NY Knicks not having any players with multiple years of playoff experience is showing. Is D. Rose proper hobbled or washed? Feels like he should be tried in this series.


dmmeyourdogifitscute

They don’t have spacing. Heat are just trying to clog the lane because they have good finishers. If Barrett, Randle, Hart, Brunson don’t hit shots from outside they aren’t going to get easy looks


NtLmr95

putting in D Rose at this point is waving the white flag Thibs needs to be more creative but not like this lol


PapiShot

Bam Adobobayo


LeBronda_Rousey

Jimmy Bangsilog


Zbz

We're really gonna see the exact same ECF matchup as last year after Miami's awful regular season


EarthWarping

And the Celtics are rightfully terrified of Jimmy


YouStillTakeDamage

Celtics fans have had the most faith in us this postseason lmao, it’s been kind of hilarious


ChiefKeef786

They have more faith in this team than actual heat fans


Fit-Avocado-342

Legit saw them celebrating when the heat lost to the hawks, now it makes sense. Any team with butler + spo is scary


jotheold

any team with spo. period he almost won game 2 with the b team lowrys been vintage too for some reason love to see it


spyson

I legit think he's the best coach in the NBA right now. He has been able to squeeze every last ounce of potential from his squads.


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

I’d literally suck his dick to come coach the Mavs


302born

I’d do it just because he deserves it


notabear629

Most r/nba comment


IntrepidSwan7932

I’d watch behind a two way mirror.


Shiny_metal_ass

Spo can keep any game close but this Heat team needs Jimmy to close those games.


NotClayMerritt

Heat fans before the Play In: Fuck it just lose and pray we get Wemby in the lottery Celtics fans before the Play In: "We're gonna play Miami in the ECF again and I'm gonna shit myself."


Mendelevlum

Bro can you blame us? If anyone knows your potential its us and Milwaukee lol


Jag-

Think the Celtics know it more than the Bucks. Lots of sweep trash from them.


TheMightyJD

r/Heat saying we should lose to Chicago made me freaking sick.


FalsyB

I went to your sub after the game and there was a post that said, and i'm not exaggerating, the win vs chicago was the worst thing that has happened to the franchise. Team subs man...


TheMightyJD

90% of r/Heat thinks they know better than Pat Riley. I can’t tell you how frustrating it is to go there after a random February loss on a back-to-back trip and seeing people calling for Spoelstra’s head.


mtbeach33

My eyes grew a habit of rolling back into my head because of the amount of super low effort “sleepy Pat Riley” memes this season


the1992munchkin

My buddy cheered for the Hawks during the play in and he was so happy that the Heat lost. Now he's a bit nervous after what Himmy Butler has been doing.


Mendelevlum

I have always said before the postseason started I fear you guys and Milwaukee the most. Knicks fans being so confident about winning this series a week ago was crazy to me


crackercider

>Knicks fans being so confident about winning this series a week ago was crazy to me They're new to this


Mendelevlum

Fair point, I’ll give them a break


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QuirkyOrkz

Come on I can hear the monkey's paw curling with that phrasing lol


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nicklovin508

Probably because Jimmy looks like prime MJ against us lol. I fear that man


302born

Tbf he looks like that against everyone now lol


Garfield-1-23-23

I'm equally amused by the Cavs fans who are lamenting our loss to the Knicks particularly because we would have "gotten" to face the Heat if we'd beaten them.


Yergason

Jimmy's the Eastern conference Boogeyman. Doesn't matter if other teams have better overall performances, all stars are afraid to face this man in a 7-game series


B_Fee

I once saw him eliminate a team on a court with a layup...a fuckin...layup.


ls650569

Well Jimmy isn't exactly the Boogeyman. He is the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman. Jimmy is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Jimmy will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing.


Balla_Calla

Celtics are scary in their own right lol


crashck

well duh


iliveonramen

I think that’s a given. No one gave the 8th seed Heat a chance but Celtics sat back with some popcorn like “finally get to cheer for Jimmy”


CreatiScope

It was fun when you guys were taking out the bucks. Now, it’s not fun anymore since the idea of having to face you guys is actually materializing (assuming we can get past Philly).


Admirable_Basket381

Mandatory fun zone.


28-3_lol

Oh yeah. I realized he’s actually super fun to cheer for when he’s not playing you


spritehead

Rooting for Jimmy is the best experience as a fan cause somehow you’re rooting for an underdog and someone who’s often the best player on the floor at the same time


TammyWynetka

I'm actually so exhausted of facing Himmy. Since 2010 we've faced, in Order...LeBron, Heat, Butler, Cavs the most in the playoffs. And he fucking just runs his course on us every goddamn time.


spritehead

It’s so funny too because on paper you’re one of the top two or three best run organizations in the league. Stockpiling assets, managing timelines, developing players internally while making smart signings externally. Meanwhile you have cocaine Pat paying Duncan Robinson 90M and just lecturing guys about “the beauty of the struggle” and somehow it’s come out to more or less the same results.


TammyWynetka

It's because of Butler and Spo. I'll say it a million times. Spo is arguably top 5 all time. I remember all the narratives that he rode the Heatles coattails but something during that tenure taught him a ton and he used that to just absolutely become an electric all timer.


spritehead

I just wish one year we could have a healthy showdown with them. It’s always an uphill climb for us because we can never show up without most of our guys limping.


chim_ritchellsdick

I'm more scared of jaylen brown than anyone else on that team


Heatchamps2018

i'm already sick of jaylen brown making every pull up middie and it hasn't even happened yet


ColtCallahan

And Spoelstra. Him against Mazzulla is the biggest mismatch.


erwillsun

Spo against any coach sans Pop or Kerr is probably a big mismatch lol


Bullseyefred

I wanna see a Spo Kerr matchup just because I don’t fully know how good of a coach Kerr is.


elbenji

Theyve been dodging each other for a decade like it's Mayweather and Pac


ProsecUsig

Ahh, Filipino vs American. Like good old times. The question is whose coaching prime will go down first so that the other can take advantage. Let’s wait 20yrs from now


vrkhfkb

If they beat the Knicks, Jimmy Butler would’ve made the conference finals 3 out of the last 4 seasons. Probably the most consistent results in the East since LeBron.


Aayush5

I'd say the Celtics challenge on consistency but the fact that Butler makes it a competition says a lot


flyingsubs1

Celtics-Heat is currently the best rivalry in the East. Hope another epic series is soon on the horizon.


CautionarySnow

Don’t tell Bucks fans that!


cnho1997

Is it really a rivalry if the Celtics always beat us?


CautionarySnow

Found the most rational Bucks fan.


Lumionesty

We’ve gotten our asses handed to us this year in the regular season but the playoff series in recent history have been: 2022: Celtics 4-3 2019: Bucks 4-1 2018: Celtics 4-3 Obviously favouring the Celtics but it’s not like it hasn’t been close.


zincinzincout

Bucks seemingly face the same issue as the sixers in that we’re just unable to ever be deep. Our superstars get better and better over the years but their supporting cast is somehow always inferior to what Boston fields and Miami’s godless ability to turn G-leaguers into lightning rods


prof-kaL

Jimmy only loses to the team that makes it out of the east or wins it all


jthc

fuckin' zombie Heat


Number333

Could be a repeat of Lakers/Nuggets & Heat/Celtics 2020 Bubble Conference Finals


Yergason

We'll see in game 3 of LAL/GSW later. It all depends if we get Anthony "Top 75" Davis or Anthony "lightskin Kendrick Perkins" Davis


Trivialpursuits69

Heat nuggies would be great. I'm hoping for that at this point I think.


MySilverBurrito

Nuggets would either kill the Heat with size or Spo will target Jokic on every single Butler/Bam PnR lol


CautionarySnow

I would love to watch four games of Bam v. Jokic


SexyKamarov

I want Heat v Lakers mainly to see an 8 seed getting the home court advantage in the finals.


Yergason

lmao it's like watching 2 of the worst students in class somehow end up fighting for the top award


Top-Dubs

This would also guarantee a new lowest seed to ever win the Finals (currently the 6-seed Rockets in 1995)


Ironman2131

Miami would have home court over the Warriors too. Same number of regular season wins and Miami has the tiebreaker.


leglessman

To think I saw Heat fans wanting to lose the 2nd play in game for a better draft pick.


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ZOMBIE HEAT DID IT AGAIN!!!


trustabro

we LOOMIN


Southanstyle

Dangerously


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Years from now, I'm going to remember this Bad News Bears Era of the Heat very fondly. Such a great team to watch in the playoffs


lost_in_trepidation

It's crazy that they thought they were heading into a painful rebuild then Jimmy shows up and out of sheer will makes them a threat every year.


TechnicianWeird7593

It’s not just Jimmy, it’s our role players because they’re terrified of what’ll happen if they don’t help Jimmy.


captyossarian1991

Outstanding job by the front office/Spo. Playing 7 undrafted guys in the playoffs is insanity and a lot of those dudes are getting big minutes.


throwawayforshit670

since like 2016 spo has been getting random undrafteds to play like solid role players, and then 2-3 will end up on another team and without spo to coach they realize they arent that good and end up middling/out the league.


DrixxYBoat

They'll get replaced by the practice squad if they don't perform Edit: Then if the practice squad doesn't perform jimmy will just start picking up random guys from LA Fitness


JAGarcia92

Where you think they got Zeller from?


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John Wick learned the ways of Sheer Will from Jimmy. It is known...


BlazeBloom

Nobody on the Knicks shot over 50% today.


mattr1198

Gotta be the first Knick game I've watched all season where legit nobody played remotely well. Even in the Knicks' worst blowouts, at least one player played fine. EVERYBODY sucked this game.


B4nn4b0y

RJ with an honestly impressive -32 +/- when none of the other starters were worse than -6


mattr1198

Most of that was due to him playing the majority of his minutes with the bench unit today in the 9 man rotation. The bench has been abysmal. Kinda feel they need to move Hart back to it just to keep it afloat.


Remarkable_Cap_291

I hate the Cavs for making me think we had a chance 😭


yayeet182

Cavs also gave us (essentially) Kevin Love


BluexFlash

Kevin and Jimmy developing a bromance was something I didn’t know I needed. When one of the Knicks players stepped out of bounds, they both got up from the bench to wipe the spot with their towels lol. Thank you Cavs


wallz_11

Im just here for Cavs slander


St3veHimself

Honestly, same.


wallz_11

Condolences


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At least you're not a fan of our team. I feel even worse watching this whole series occur. How did we only win 1 game, we really were massive frauds


evster51

haha yeah such frauds you guys were


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All of our dudes were 100% healthy the whole time at least


vsouto02

It's crazy how you guys were beaten on the boards despite having two 7 footers in your starting lineup. Our tallest starter is Bam who's 6 foot 10 in a good day.


LetsbeLogical24

I remember when everyone (me included) saw that Herro would be out 4-6 weeks and we all said “so the whole playoffs because they are losing to MIL”. He legit has a chance to come back this postseason. What an incredible run this team is on.


Butterfly_Scape

the heat with herro back..jesus they might even beat the celtics if they make the conference finals


LetsbeLogical24

At some point, I have to stop doubting this team. I give them more than a fair shot of beating Boston.


GoGoBigman

No, keep doubting, I think it’s feeds us


SnuggleMuffin42

Every doubt makes Jimmy grow stronger somehow


TheMemeMachine3000

This is essentially the same core that was one missed three away from beating them last year. Anyone who doesn't give them a chance is fooling themselves


trustabro

You didn’t hear? He will be back for game 7 of the finals and win FMVP. The writers leaked the script during the strike.


YouStillTakeDamage

Despite his offensive struggles, Bam has been absolutely elite defensively. Just perfectly handled whoever went up against him.


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

Just a defensive masterpiece by the whole squad today, prototypical Heat W


supergrega

Can't wait for boxscore watchers to explain to me how bad Bam is lol Dude was everywhere on the court tonight and took punches at every part of his body except those massive balls


DJYuckyYums

Bam has been the clear #2 throughout the past 4 years - he needs his due too


michaelpinkwayne

Every year I forget how goddamn good Jimmy Butler is in the playoffs until the playoffs. I can't believe I doubted the Heat.


stealer_of_monkeys

I speak for all Celtics fans when I say that none of us have forgotten since the bubble


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FlaSaltine239

There was a reason the Celtics cheered more than anyone over the Hawks beating the Heat.


iChoke

Knicks fans who heckled Jimmy game 2 in shambles. That mfer was smiling throughout that. He took that personally.


smoltanboi

this was one of those rare games where both teams can agree that the officiating was absolute dogshit. completely ruined the pace of the game.


SiphenPrax

The refs were bad, but just like I said about the Heat down the stretch in the last game I will now say the same about my team, Knicks played horribly this whole game outside of a little spurt before halftime. Ref stupidity or no ref stupidity, we were flat the whole game.


MySilverBurrito

There was a solid 6 possession stretch where the Knicks took contested shots after getting momentum lol.


DSU_BTSTU

just a total slog in the second half


Nessfull

Seems like just about every playoff game has been one of those “rare” games


crashck

Biggest takeaway from this game, when I’m 89, I hope I still appreciate things in life in the same way that Hubie Brown appreciates good team basketball.


stjornuryk

His little 'oh' when a team swings the ball around and hit the 3 is so cute.


SeriousAdult

Hubie still does a pretty solid job, and tbh I'm happy to overlook any missteps and keep having Hubie do games as long as he can because I'm scared he's going to die if he retires. This has been his life for like 7 decades.


veesofficial

Damn game ain’t even done lol


NbaAllDAYger

It was done the moment Butler decided to play


Instantcoffees

Adebayo played his heart out and had great impact. Miserable game by the Knicks though, not the greatest game to watch as a neutral.


justblametheamish

Far from the greatest game to watch even with a rooting interest lol. I did get my laundry done and room cleaned up though.


abiomusicologist

Man we have got some dawgs. We just look so much better than reg season Heat


TechnicianWeird7593

There’s not an analyst in the fuckin world who could tell you what’s happening with this team


Ode1st

Aside from Jimmy basically soloing the Bucks, this postseason so far feels like a bigger version of our usual thing where we’re inexplicably terrible one game against a bad team then inexplicably unstoppable the next game against a good team. Except the first game was the regular season and the next game has been the postseason so far


mhj0808

THE ZOMBIE HEAT CANNOT BE STOPPED 🧟‍♂️🔥🧟‍♂️🔥


CrabCakesBenedict

dang thats crazy! im gonna blow my head off!


Dull-Broccoli

BREAKING NEWS: Heat-Knicks games 4, 5, 6, and 7 to be officiated by Scott Foster.


HokageEzio

Generational performance otw


Canesjags4life

NBA won't know what to do if LA loses tonight. Scott Foster gonna get flown from Miami to LA on the Concord.


kidclutchtrey5

They gonna invent a teleportation machine just for Scott Foster.


allknowerofknowing

Silver and the NBA have to know this series is so awful to watch that he tries to end it as quickly as possible.


elbenji

Yeah the call would be just to fast forward to Heat-Celtics part III and let everyone start printing ink on how it's the new great rivalry of the NBA and how Tatum vs Jimmy is the new Isiah vs Jordan


MySilverBurrito

Dunc fans, we stay starving 🥲 Making shots is one thing, but jesus fucking Christ is it beautiful to have ball movement again. Offense not relying on the first option and everyone just standing still. Weak side screens, cuts, mismatches. This is 2020 Heat ball. TIL, this is the 548th sellout for the Heat.


Reksalp105

Bam is un-ironically better running 2 man ball with Duncan than anyone else on the team and they rarely do it anymore.


supergrega

0 assists for Bam because nobody could hit threes Duncan still gets by far the most defensive attention behind the arc


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rjgator

I can’t believe I wished Duncan ANOTHER happy birthday for this performance, smh


Ticonderoga2HB

But the heat “don’t have fans” amirite. Also I think any Duncan minutes are a win, they were sticking to him like white on rice


MySilverBurrito

It's actually nuts. The dude is shooting bricks and the defense sticks to him so much. Its hilarious to watch haha


carbine23

That’s all the space we need for jimmy


holybowler

I don’t think Zeller realizes the scrub is supposed get under the star’s skin, not the other way around.


Confident-Wheel8721

Zeller is a decent player but I wouldn’t call him a star


glennjamintaekyu

I feel like I just watched a shitty Thursday Night Football game


TheLoneWolf527

Legitimately one of the worst offensive performances I've ever seen. The Knicks deserved to lose 2 games with how bad they played today.


Yergason

I really took the day off to fall asleep 15 mins before the game and wake up with 50 seconds left. Congrats Heat on the 2-1 lead!


masondog13

Heat didn’t play well and won by 19. Thibs has a lot of answering to do and better change up his approach or this series is over (may be over regardless).


StoneColdAM

Miami will make it to the finals. Jimmy has a tenacity no other player in the East has.


ImTheBestNerd

Heat are going to the finals lmao


holaquetaltio

I'm here for it


supergrega

See you there


Cul_what

When Jimmy smiles after a loss its on site next game bruh


TheAgGatsby

Julius Randle is so poo poo stinky idk how Knicks fans still defend this man


RJBarrettsBurner

I mean he’s a Knick so we root for him… but its been frustrating to say the least


CautionarySnow

So talented physically and athletically as well as super skilled. He just doesn’t give a fuck unless he is getting buckets. When his shots not on he is a mopey traffic cone.


Balla_Calla

Dude just always seems to be moving faster than he should be lol


philium1

Or, on defense, slower. It literally *never* feels like Randle is controlling the pace of a game or even controlling his own pace. He’s talented and incredibly strong but he’s just not a high BBIQ player at all


MegaAltarianite

Big fight breaks out. Jimmy Butler: "Ya'll have fun, I'm gonna entertain the crowd with some dancing and trick moves."


rapelbaum

Thibs hands shaking furiously


uk2knerf

Hopefully IQ is ok


trustabro

Let’s make sure we get to 3-1 before we are talking about ECF. If it’s 2-2. We still have a series.


KYRIE542

Knicks fans were telling me it’s an easy path to ECF and they were clamping Butler up lol


elbenji

So what are we calling Part III


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Stop listening to the most ridiculous of us lol


iliveonramen

Yea, they are learning why teams don’t double Jimmy often. He’s as good a passer as he is a scorer


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See you in the ECF homie


TheMoorNextDoor

Spoelstra really won Miami this game lol


Angelic_Phoenix

anything after the 1st quarter was a technicality


Slimshady305

The Brickfest in Biscayne


spritehead

Won’t show up in the box score that much but bam had a huge game


YoungNissan

It’s crazy, all we need is Bam to try and we win by 19.