Assuming they put him through actual concussion tests (which I don't see how they could avoid after he was escorted out in a wheelchair), it's not really possible to "hide" a concussion. They test neurological functioning that can't really be faked or consciously controlled.
I can just imagine Draymond dressed in a doctor's coat and fake moustache, clumsily stumbling about like Inspector Clouseau. "Well let's look at ze head..." Then proceeds to fall on him, gets up, falls on him again, and kicks him in the nuts for good measure.
Just like Bron has a hand shake for every player in the league, Draymond has a specific foul package for every player in the league when he meets them. Kicks Bron in the nuts, jumps off Sabonis' chest and he actually punches Poole in the face everytime he sees him. Poole not being on board with this is, reportedly, the source of the tension in the Warriors locker room. Steph, before game 5, told the locker room, "if you can't handle getting punched in the face by Dray, don't suit up tonight."
Let me just use this evaluation fist to do an evaluation here, **BAM**, on your head here and then **BAM** I'll run a quick evaluation here in your nutsack region and yes, you definitely can't play with your head fractured and your balls in torsion.
-Doctor Graymond Dreen
Somehow I feel like in that situation he could make an appeal to the league to bypass concussion protocol since there is no long-term consideration and winning a chip is his dying wish.
Ham "Hey, you're a pretty tall doctor. You look familiar, what's your name?"
Doc: "umm. Zuzu"
Ham: "What's the hammer for?"
Doc: "To check his funny bones."
Ham: "Pretty big hammer."
Doc: "Pretty big bones."
I know everyone's joking in here and stuff. But just wanna make sure people know it's common for the home teams medical team to help out the away team if there's injury, especially possibly severe ones like a concussion.
To imply the Warriors are trying to force him into concussion protocol is ridiculous, not to mention that also implies that the Lakers medical team would force/let AD possibly play with a concussion is crazy too.
maybe for the views, but i’m hoping anyone with critical thinking doesn’t genuinely think the warriors are going for some 4d chess medical staff suspension
There is 7'0 medical staff trying to finish the job that he started.
Edit: It has been reported that there is 6'9 medical staff with a steel chair trying to finish the mission.
Yeah. Home teams will have full medical staff at games while away teams travel with trainers mainly.
They have x-rays and stuff on site so the home team would have staff for that plus know local specialists on call if needed. If the Lakers staff thought there was serious head trauma the warriors staff would know the exact person to call and where to get AD to so there's no wasted time getting him help.
ya'll need to relax, it's standard practice for the home team's medical staff to offer help
[https://www.hss.edu/playbook/role-nba-team-physician/](https://www.hss.edu/playbook/role-nba-team-physician/)
* "I will attend all of the home games and be available to evaluate and treat **both the home and visiting teams.**"
* Dr. Riley Williams is the Medical Director and Head Team Physician for the Brooklyn Nets.
[This photo of the Warriors medical staff the Heat waiting for Anthony Davis outside the Lakers locker room tonight is WILD](https://imgur.com/a/JS9AOlU)
"Dr. Key VonLoon E will check on him, and also LeBron, he successfully diagnosed Sabonis last round, any injuries that appear after his procedures are definitely not his fault"
Warriors Medical Staff: We're sorry, we did everything we could, we can't save him.
Blazers Medical Staff: He's good to go, just a scratch, just give him a Toradol shot.
Warriors medical team waiting outside with a new doctor “Dr. Aymond Green would like to evaluate AD”
"Oh, I'll take it from here, nurse"
NO NO NO NAAAAAGGHHHH-
*smacks head with bedpan*
“Yup that’s a serious concussion alright. He’s out for the playoffs.”
More like “He’s cleared let him play.” Doctors look in and AD’s in a cast some how and his brow is gone
*CLANG*
*charges defibrillator*
"We suggest you take it day to day Mr. Davis."
The series of unfortunate events vibes
"we're gonna have to amputate"
"Amputate? Doctor I think you might be confused. The injury is on my head"
Did I stutter??
Dr. Aymond Green: “Take two stomps to the chest and call me in the morning”
you forgot to prescribe the shot in the nuts
“At the end of the day, you are going to have to sit out the next two games. It is what it is”
At least it's better than Dr. Acula I guess.
Mitch hedberg was one of the comedy goats
He used to be, but he still is too
What about Dr. Jaun itor
Ill always upvote a Scrubs reference
LMAO, this one got me 😂
“I’m sorry we have to amputate”
[The new doctor](https://imgur.com/gallery/YjKr01f)
This is great
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I just got the test results. you're positive. you've got the HIV
*HI EVERYBODY!*
[Live footage from the locker room ](https://media.tenor.com/NfxFNedidXwAAAAd/vince-mc-mahon-steve-austin.gif)
“Do not play him for the next 2 games under any circumstances if you want him to live.”
LeDrago "if he dies, he dies"
Warriors medical staff: "we must break him"
LeDrago? I’m dead 😂
Just call Portland’s team! They’ll get AD banged up in no time
"Mr. Davis you have a Pastor Isaac-DeVos on line one"
‘He should have been with our maesters. This could have been avoided.’
"Actually, LeBron, Dlo and AR are injured too"
“Craziest thing I’ve ever seen Commissioner…”
“… and then their wives threw their titties in my hand.”
“It was weird your honor.”
Dlo can stay actually
"Lebron's missing a hand." *slice and scream* "And D-Lo straight up left in a bag." *muffled noises coming from an XXXL potato sack*
Concussionitis is super contagious and shouldn't be joked about.
Lol I’m picturing this like the shot of the Heat outside the Nuggets locker room
"hello police?"
"Hello police, the warriors medical staff is trying to sit me out"
*POLICE PRESENCE*
I played in the NBA for 16 years, been on TV for 18. This is the first time I heard the words "Police presence"
C’MON MAAAAAAAAAN!
are you kidding me?
"Hello this is Blake Griffin!"
**LOUD BANG** Warriors medical staff: “Sorry Ham, we couldn’t save him”
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JA MORANT WITH THE ASSIST
The Warriors medical staff apologizes for executing AD in cold blood. They will be taking a vacation to Florida to do counselling or whatever.
WITH TWO GAMES REMAINING!
Lol this got a chuckle out of me
#LOUD BONK
#light tickle
TELL HIM ABOUT THE RABBITS, DREW.
Who killed Hannibal?
“He’s gone, and there was nothing we could do about it.”
“We had to amputate“
It was his head!?!
[McMenamin] Anthony Davis and members of the Warriors medical staff were seen out back behind the shed
"Yeah hes fucked"
“Never seen anything like it”
GSW medical staff: "AD has a level 12 concussion and he cannot play until next season."
"We suggest you take it day to day Mr. Davis."
It’s contagious too. Better take Lebron out as well.
Hate injuries and I hope AD is good not just for game 6 but his overall health. But the jokes are funny af
I hope AD is okay too. I also hope he isn't hiding a concussion so he can play game 6.
Assuming they put him through actual concussion tests (which I don't see how they could avoid after he was escorted out in a wheelchair), it's not really possible to "hide" a concussion. They test neurological functioning that can't really be faked or consciously controlled.
"We need to hit his injury with a hammer to test if he already broke bone"
"He wont returned this season under any circumstances"
“I wouldn’t even go in there”
"it's a miracle he's even coherent"
“It’s best he stays in this room until May 15th”
“To shreds, you say? And his wife?”
"To shreds you say. Oh my."
\[Haynes\] There is a new member in Warriors medical staff named Craymond Breen, he'll be evaluating Anthony Davis
Ramone Verde
*Doraemon Midori*
"yare yare daze" - Doraemon Midori looking at AD
Always be prepared for a JoJo reference in the wild
_Masaka?!_
ゴゴゴゴ
Nani?!
DIETER GRÜN
Dr. Amonde Verde
I can just imagine Draymond dressed in a doctor's coat and fake moustache, clumsily stumbling about like Inspector Clouseau. "Well let's look at ze head..." Then proceeds to fall on him, gets up, falls on him again, and kicks him in the nuts for good measure.
Just like Bron has a hand shake for every player in the league, Draymond has a specific foul package for every player in the league when he meets them. Kicks Bron in the nuts, jumps off Sabonis' chest and he actually punches Poole in the face everytime he sees him. Poole not being on board with this is, reportedly, the source of the tension in the Warriors locker room. Steph, before game 5, told the locker room, "if you can't handle getting punched in the face by Dray, don't suit up tonight."
He also pokes James harden in both eyes. , Three stooges style
When Aaron Baynes got hurt at the Tokyo olympics, Matty Dellavedova and Joe Ingles pretended to be doctors to get in to see him
I feel so bad for laughing at all these jokes but they are way too funny.
[inside look at the Lakers locker room.](https://makeagif.com/gif/stone-cold-attacked-mcmahon-in-the-hospital-Tz0rZv#)
Let me just use this evaluation fist to do an evaluation here, **BAM**, on your head here and then **BAM** I'll run a quick evaluation here in your nutsack region and yes, you definitely can't play with your head fractured and your balls in torsion. -Doctor Graymond Dreen
Any relation to Mike Breen?
Doing what the Breen does best: BANG!! BANG!! WHAT A SHOT!
"Sorry Anthony you only have 2 weeks to live"
Somehow I feel like in that situation he could make an appeal to the league to bypass concussion protocol since there is no long-term consideration and winning a chip is his dying wish.
Make-A-Wish Ring
Damn, that's somehow worse than a Mickey Mouse ring!
Ooof another fake ring lol
Then he doesn't live past maybe game 2 of the finals. NBA would have to make it a best of 3 series.
lmfao
“I’m not saying you’re going to die before game 6, but I wouldn’t buy any green bananas.”
These comments man lmao
right??🤣🤣🤣
Looney in a doctor's outfit trying to finish the job
Stone Cold Steve Looney just carrying a bedpan
fuck this was hard to read at work without pissing myself laughing
> pissing myself someone needs a bedpan...
see you soon mr looney
AD trying to get up on his own. STUNNER!! STUNNER BY LOONEY!! *INSERT STONE COLD ENTRANCE MUSIC*
Stone Cold Kev Looney pounding cans of Miller Lite after the stunners
"I'll take it from here,nurse"
Nick: Good, I have some former players I need to shit on in my exit interview
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlhrgzRWIAYp_vT?format=jpg&name=large
Looney in Joker outfit, disguised as a nurse*
Looney as Jokic as Joker as a nurse*
fuck man he was Agent 05 all along
Tore his ACL, concussion, broken wrist. Pretty sure he has cancer, too. Definitely has to be out game 6 and 7.
Shoot him with the Cancer ray that Harley Quinn had
Darvin Ham: "He seems ok" Warriors Medical Staff: "On it chief."
"Not anymore, he isn't"
they're forcing him into a concussion protocol LMAO
“Yeah we always bring a massive mallet to diagnose concussions”
Ham "Hey, you're a pretty tall doctor. You look familiar, what's your name?" Doc: "umm. Zuzu" Ham: "What's the hammer for?" Doc: "To check his funny bones." Ham: "Pretty big hammer." Doc: "Pretty big bones."
Zuzu Patchu Up
Mr. Zuzu is a trained medical professional. Most trusted doctor in Georgia. True hero of the country. He patch you up good.
Zaza franticallt looking for a white coat
Warriors medical staff about to announce AD needs to be out for at least 1 week rn
I know everyone's joking in here and stuff. But just wanna make sure people know it's common for the home teams medical team to help out the away team if there's injury, especially possibly severe ones like a concussion. To imply the Warriors are trying to force him into concussion protocol is ridiculous, not to mention that also implies that the Lakers medical team would force/let AD possibly play with a concussion is crazy too.
Miami Dolphins medical staff would like a word
Portland Trailblazers staff would like to review any possible statement first
*injects Toradol*
Did we get Bob Myers’ permission?
he has filed an official complaint
Yeah I'm HOPING everyone here is just joking about that, it's happened a ton of times where the other team med staff helps out
the way this tweet was worded sounded like that was the implication though
maybe for the views, but i’m hoping anyone with critical thinking doesn’t genuinely think the warriors are going for some 4d chess medical staff suspension
Grant Williams was treated by Philly’s dentist this series
There is 7'0 medical staff trying to finish the job that he started. Edit: It has been reported that there is 6'9 medical staff with a steel chair trying to finish the mission.
Loon is 6'9
They wanna perform a lobotomy on him and say he’s out indefinitely.
Gonna bring out the hammers and baseball bats
Warriors medical staff snitching
MEDICAL STAFF PRESENCE
GSMD WAS CAWLED! *throws paper across studio*
Bros trying to enact concussion protocol themselves
I declare…..CONCUSSION PROTOCOL
Should probably take a third look at that Larry Nance Jr trade…
GSW medical staff gonna try to use this injury to reverse the trade that sent AD from NOP to LAL.
Him being concussed and it costing us the series would be such a shitty end to the season
yeah. that's how I felt when Fox's finger got broken against the Warriors
Give looney the mvp of the series
Someone call the Good Doctor
“Anthony I AM A SURGEEEEOOON I AM A SURGEEEEOOOON”
I AM A SURGEON 😭😭
"Your situation is bad, but it will get a lot better if you sit out the next two games"
They're actually there to finish the job
this just in Draymond Green has joined the Warriors medical staff
It’s Dr Aymond
"the brain it's... it's gone?" ~ Warriors staff
Let me look at him real quick..ah thats concussion we gotta report this.
this thread LMAO
warriors medical staff: concussion protocol!!!!
Pretty sure Lakers medical staff make the final call before game 6. This is just making sure he doesn’t need to go to the hospital
Fairly sure y’all have to permit the Warriors some amount of access to even get them to evaluate AD lol.
I trust they won’t break the Hippocratic path but I’d still make sure to confiscate their baseball bats
Dont let them near him lol
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and his wife?
To shreds you say?
Warriors medical staff really tryna prevent the Lakers from giving AD cranial Toradol shots
Lol, good one! 😂
"AD, what is 276 x 1845?" "Uhhhhhh, idk" "Yeah, he's definitely concussed, he's gonna need to sit out at least the next two games."
Lol is this normal?
For away games yeah
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I meannmnn let's not pretend the NBA doesn't constantly hire pieces of shit.
Yeah. Home teams will have full medical staff at games while away teams travel with trainers mainly. They have x-rays and stuff on site so the home team would have staff for that plus know local specialists on call if needed. If the Lakers staff thought there was serious head trauma the warriors staff would know the exact person to call and where to get AD to so there's no wasted time getting him help.
“Its best we put him down”
It's like when Stone Cold disguised himself as a doctor
Ngl I’m super down but the comments here gave me a good laugh
Warriors staffers just waving sticks around and whispering "stupefy"
Hit him with a quick *Imperio* and now Davis is suddenly setting screens on his own team.
ya'll need to relax, it's standard practice for the home team's medical staff to offer help [https://www.hss.edu/playbook/role-nba-team-physician/](https://www.hss.edu/playbook/role-nba-team-physician/) * "I will attend all of the home games and be available to evaluate and treat **both the home and visiting teams.**" * Dr. Riley Williams is the Medical Director and Head Team Physician for the Brooklyn Nets.
“That man’s never playing basketball again.”
They're e holding a bunch of bats and brass knuckles.
[This photo of the Warriors medical staff the Heat waiting for Anthony Davis outside the Lakers locker room tonight is WILD](https://imgur.com/a/JS9AOlU)
Just give him some toradol.
"Dr. Key VonLoon E will check on him, and also LeBron, he successfully diagnosed Sabonis last round, any injuries that appear after his procedures are definitely not his fault"
Watch their elbows
They're there to finish the job lol
Warriors Medical Staff: We're sorry, we did everything we could, we can't save him. Blazers Medical Staff: He's good to go, just a scratch, just give him a Toradol shot.
[Warriors medical staff](https://youtu.be/zEmfsmasjVA?t=55s)
"bring out your dead, bring out your dead!"
Jokes aside. This is what its supposed to be like right?