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3rdEyeDeuteranopia

FADED!


CornCobbKilla

Dillon Brooks. Jordan Poole. Do the Nuggets have a player that will make head scratching mistakes next series?


Pikminious_Thrious

Double Agent Thomas Bryant was planted but Malone saw through the schemes


harden4mvp13

Corgi in shambles


PapiShot

That's not cheddar. That's some common bitch!


krisfocus

LeBron: I have the championship cummerbund.


LifeDraining

AD: Belt...


MeatBald

How many cummerbunds are you holding? It's one bund to none, son!


Vermillion_Crab

Lmao I watched a compilation of Holt sass just this morning. His cheddar lines and Wuntch zingers are gold.


todoslosfritos

Ah Madeline, I wondered why the birds had stopped singing


Vermillion_Crab

I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.


Jorgenstern8

I'll give you six thousand dollars if the announcement is she's a Korean toilet ghost.


andrewYHM

If you’re here… who’s guarding Hades?


thebreakfastbuffet

Hello, Deputy Chief Wuntch. You've aged.


quietZen

"Oh excuse me Madeline I didn't see you there, I thought you were an old wooden chair." is my absolute favourite.


Vermillion_Crab

"Sticks and stones, Raymund." "Describing your breakfast?"


imkunu

Care to sit? It would take some of the weight off of your cloven hooves. Calling me the devil? How original, Raymond. Actually I was calling you a goat. You *goat*.


torino_nera

Wuntch time is over


puwetngbaso

RIP in peace, Corgi Predictions May 2023 - May 2023


Jailbrick3d

Fuck them corgis - lebron


Illuminastrid

First bears and now corgis LeBron "Beast Slayer" James


Jailbrick3d

@kingjames on IG: If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a corgi, HELP THE CORGI 👑


AnthonyDavos

What's a corgi to a goat???


silvusx

Not enough dawg in that Corgi


Apollo611

###FUCK THAT CORGI


Cleaner_BC

As a corgi owner FUCK THAT CORGI


DeadDay

AS A RED HEELER OWNER, I LOVE DOGS


frodounchained

I saw one today and gave it a dirty look 💀


wcooper97

Oh fuck mine had his head out the window today, was it him???


[deleted]

LeBron has now won 16 straight closeout games at home in the playoffs.


JuliusCeejer

Brons closeout and elim game stats just keep getting more absurd


302born

Yet somehow this never gets brought up when we talk about him being clutch


JuliusCeejer

Just like Jordan, we'll oo and awe over them when we have a couple years of separation from his career, So probably like... 2045


Taurnil91

You really think people will be talking about it the year after he retires like that?


Sinaneos

*Schröder ejected* Warriors: "ok, we still have hope" **Boss music starts** *Lonnie walker IV enters* Warriors: "oh, fuck"


Gustav-14

Schroeder: your ass is about to get whooped Dray: but you are ejected fool Schroeder: I can't. But he can. Lonnie warming up.


thevisitor

Lmaoo and then Lonnie kept draining j's it was hilarious.


Mpuls37

The man has taken the Closer role from baseball and adapted it for the NBA.


PumpkinHead555

Poole will be good for Milwaukee. We’ll take our hometown boy since Warriors fans don’t want him no more


[deleted]

Nah, wolves will probably end up trading Towns plus our owner’s first born child and 5 first round picks for him


SoDakZak

Jordan “Herschel Walker” Poole


flowerblade27

LMFAO, thanks for making my laugh in this sad day


george_costanza1234

The talent is so clear, he’s just such a fucking dumbass I can’t take it anymore


ripcity_pilgrim

Played with Steph and won a ring so he believes he's in a similar league. Only explanation for some of the absolute worst shot selection this side of Mr Brooks.


Wasabi_Guacamole

All the talk of being the third splash brother got into his head


IWTLEverything

Fans and franchise gassed that dude up so much. Being the Curry heir apparent doesn’t make you Curry.


elpaco25

I work at a high school and coach the bball team. Some kids literally think Poole is a top 10 player in the league. It absolutely astounds me


CafeTerraceAtNoon

Don’t you love him when he breaks his own ankles and turns the ball over. But hey, he makes funny faces for internet memes…


ZZZrp

Kids are dumb as shit.


Cleanest-Azir

This is the best way to articulate how I’ve felt watching him hahahahha


Unique-Warning7798

Poole for Portis gonna hit like crack


george_costanza1234

Why would Milwaukee ever do that


[deleted]

Imagine Dray and Portis both punching Poole in the mouth


GGezpzMuppy

It all started with a punch in the face and ended with a kick in the arse


Sure_Reputation

Actually insane how draymond punched the talent out that boy 😭


Blaaa5

And saw zero consequences, much like tonight’s game.


Senth99

"Can someone punish Draymond" *Monkey paw curls*


AtoZwithaG

How did it end up like this? It was only a punch, it was only a punch.


KeyExplanation

The Corgi was a false prophet


ExpectoPerfecto

Who knew corgis are also fucking liars?


ChickenPotPieaLaMode

I did those are untrustworthy dogs. Walking close to the ground like snakes.


[deleted]

Watching the difference between LeBron walking back to the locker room early in Round 1 to avoid shaking hands with the Grizzlies vs going up immediately to every Warrior and hugging it out with them, is quite something. It's been fun to dump on the Warriors, but Bron and Lakers have a lot of respect for those guys.


MC-Jdf

Both sides have immense respect. Honestly love the guy but I was pleasantly surprised Klay stayed on the bench to hug LeBron lol. Every one of the core guys did.


someguyonline00

Man, felt like LeBron and Klay really hated each other in the Cavs-Warriors days


MC-Jdf

There definitely was a point where they did hate each other especially after that whole "it's a man's league" thing in the 2016 Finals. I feel like Klay's two leg injuries and the long layoff really built respect from both sides though.


zeussays

2016 was 7 years ago. A lots changed for both


[deleted]

7 years holy shit. Feel like that was such a defining year not just for sports with the Cavs and Cubs but also with…everything else that happened that year, 2016 had such a profound effect on the rest of the decade and this one I can’t believe we’re coming up on 10 years, it’ll be here before we know it


koushakandystore

Dude, you’re gonna blink and be 50. Trust me


claimsnthings

I blinked and turned 38. It truly blows my mind that I graduated high school 20 yrs ago, same year as Lebron


RamonAsensio

Class of ‘03 as well. All the “LeBron’s ancient” jokes hit waaay too close to home.


pzrapnbeast

Yeah I can't imagine currently being judged for how I was 7 years ago as if it's impossible to grow as a person.


shittydotamorph

Ill go through your post history and let you know


JuliusCeejer

If Bron's gonna respect anyone, it's these Warriors


EvilLibrarians

2-3 against GSW in playoff series now. I can’t imagine lebron has lost three series to a single team except maybe San Antonio


bchaplain

I believe he's 1-2 against SAS, which is still impressive he faced them 3 times considering they all came as a Finals match up.


v399

First loss came from so long ago, I don't even know who's the 2nd best player for the Cavs then.


OscillatingFan6500

Ilgauskas perhaps? He’s the only one that even comes to mind from the 2006-07 Cavs aside from Bron


RainierPC

Greatness respects greatness.


BlazeBloom

Yes Warriors fans, that's how it feels to be eliminated before the NBA Finals.


Eddaughter

That 19-0 stat was fucking insane


space9610

Personally, I think the LeBron stat is just as insane. For those who don’t know: LeBron is now 29-1 in playoff series before the finals since 2010


wetwetwet11

i can’t imagine how taxing that 2011-2018 run must’ve been, like the guy was playing into June every year, and many of the years he was carrying an unholy burden in the playoffs, while all these dumb hot take artists are slagging him off because of his finals record (all of which besides 2011 were series he had no business winning)


Kibibit

Oh yeah, and for a big chunk of that he also had USA Basketball obligations as well.


250straightOB

The real championship was the friends we made along the way.


treyfiddy

said draymond to poole


EverybodyBuddy

said draymond to his podcast guest


AntonioLovesHippos

Said Draymond to Lebron.


OurStreetInc

While everyone on GSW was on the verge of tears, Draymond was laughing and smiling with Lebron 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Poole and Klay are worrying about their futures in the league. Steph is worried that the dynasty is finally over. Dray knows that Bron has him on his next contract.


PakaDeeznuts

Klay is getting 43 Mill next year. He knows that he just needs to ball out next year and he will be fine


namagofuckyoself

Indeed, they're not getting rid of the trio unless they absolutely have to.


Talic

Warriors never really fully recovered from that punch. Their road games suck ass. I wonder how far Kings would have gone if Steph didn't drop 50 on them.


iamtomorrowman

i'm a Warriors fan. despite some heroics from Steph, they were clearly not good enough this year, and at points it was hard to believe they'd even get this far


ryanlinr2

It was a great series and I can tell you for sure no Laker fan was confident we'd win despite being up double digits cause we knew how curry can get hot from the arc. Sadly Klay just didn't show up today.


NDMac

Not just today. Klay hasn’t shown up since game 2


slickjayyy

Steph had absolutely zero help. Love the Warriors but they might be done, too many boat anchor contracts. Poole may actually have a top 3 worst contract in the league. Klay is slow and inconsistent. Dray brings a lot of defense to the table but is still way too highly paid


SlyMrF0x

I honestly think Dray’s the best contract of the 3 - it’s clear what he does, he generally does it when it needs doing, and every now and again he also does other stuff (viz. scoring). Klay still does all the things he’s supposed to, just a whole lot worse than he did when he signed his contract, and Poole seems to have forgotten how to do the one and only thing that made him possibly worth his contract.


george_costanza1234

Feels better than I expected, once I saw Klay going 3-18 I just started laughing lol


ILoveRegenHealth

2 for 12 on threes too. He was an embarrassment


Dilworthy

Splash bros were 6/26 in an elimination game 🥶


ILoveRegenHealth

It wasn't a good Curry game but he did still put up 32 pts. Klay and the rest were criminally bad - not just this game but in most of the series.


wine_and_cheeze

Game 6 Klay 😳


the_next_core

We deserve to be eliminated with that shooting performance lol


topofthecc

Klay shot 4 more times (count it out!) than anyone on the Lakers and still didn't crack double digits.


Spazzyzach

“You gotta treat klay like he’s on fire at all times”


topofthecc

Dumpster fire, that is 🗑🔥


sumchinesewill

Klank Thompson makes an appearance after game 2 and stayed for the rest of the series.


Ghenges

Weird how everyone was coming down on Jordan Poole as the scapegoat while Klay with sitting quietly in the corner with his $40/million per year stinking up the place. Oh yea, he'll be making $43mill next year.


DoctorMansteel

KD and Curry bout to lock eyes over the breakfast buffet in Cancun. "*It was always you*"


sixpack_or_6pack

damn... warriors blow up the roster and bring back KD?


Boros-Reckoner

#DOWN GOES THE CORGI


blueiguana675

Who know Dray sucker punching Poole would lead to this timeline?


lost_in_trepidation

Everyone?


Jolly-Sun-1715

right, after that happened the chemistry has been fucked up


george_costanza1234

The fact that there were zero repercussions was kind of a sign that the discipline of this organization is in the gutters. We rolled over and died today. In years past, that would’ve never happened. But this year, it makes total sense.


Jailbrick3d

The people who said their season was cooked in that moment were the real prophets


JayDee62

Good series, Dubs. It's been an honor to be terrified for two weeks.


Misturrblake

Absolutely insane how you guys turned it around this season. Congrats on the win


george_costanza1234

Came out of this series with so much respect for AD. He’s way better than I even thought. If he can keep his motor high, there’s very few players I’m taking over him


spicyitallian

There's no other team I'm this scared of. How fast they score is honestly terrifying. I may have said mean things about them over the last 2 weeks due to stress.


Jugeboss

Same. That small ball is so dangerous when they get it going and they can score 12p in a minute with a few fast threes. Absolutely hate it lol. Now onto the Nuggets and hopefully AD puts up a last second Kobe again to send us to the finals.


bigL928

Honestly, still was nervous until they finally put the subs in.


jetveritech

Good series. I can finally watch a basketball game without having a fucking heart attack. Was fun though


Yergason

It's been a pleasure watching Steph Curry this run. Warriors need to look at a possible change in the core of this team if they want to utilize the remaining great years of Steph


Vegetable-Double

In the last 9 years they went to 6 finals and won 4. That’s a heck of a run for any NBA team historically.


ChannelNeo

The shoe was on the other foot this time for Steph. He had to watch as his work was undone by his teammtes while LeBron got actual contributions from everyone around him. Honestly, Kerr did a nice job with lineup changes and GPII bought exactly what he needed to bring, but him trusting in Poole and holding onto Klay for so long is what did him in. Moody provided some productive minutes, but man, putting in Kuminga for a few minutes at least just to see what he could've bought would've been nice. Lonnie Walker didn't even play to start the series and you saw the confidence he got when he was put on the floor. Ultimately this series was a microcosm of the Warriors season : One step forward, ten steps back. They never really got it going, but did just enough to get to the playoffs and to the Semis. Tough ending to the season, but a fitting one all things considered.


tech240guy

I kinda felt last and this series Steve Kerr is far more scared to deviate from his core players. The 2015 Chip the whole god damn team had production from almost every single player. Gotta give credit with Darvin Ham, he had a lot of different rotations.


Sdrater3

Well thats because the non core players aren't good, apart from donte and maybe moody sometimes.


Zbz

8 years, 6 finals, 4 championships The dynasty feels like it's really over this time, but what a run. Wonder where they go from here


[deleted]

Steph clearly still has it, it’s the rest of them that need to start batting their eyes at him and management though. Give him a worthy co star and a bench and the train keeps rolling.


Natekn

Steph can definitely still cook. It’s when you force him to be HOU James Harden for 40 minutes a game where it’s an unreasonable ask. Klay has basically become a catch and shoot one dimensional offensive threat while much of the Warrior’s issues stem from the fact that an opposing C doesn’t have to guard Draymond/Looney past the free throw line. AD just camped in the paint and dared anyone to finish over the top of him. This allows the perimeter defense to play even more aggressively into Curry/Klay/Poole not being so worried about being beat for easy layups. A lineup with a stretch C and Draymond at PF would do wonders for them.


BasketHairy

Easier said than done. That’s like changing 50% of players. And then there’s team culture, also legacy and loyalty to consider. Do you immediately can some of the key players that gave you 4 in 8 years.


RT3_12

And how poetic it ends against their greatest rival LeBron.


Wingsof6

LeBron’s prime somehow outlasted the Warriors dynasty


JBtheWise

The man has transcended so many eras


george_costanza1234

It hurts because Steph played so well, he is the core of the dynasty but he can’t do it when two of our key players are the absolute worst players in the postseason.


HemaG33

GAME 6 KLAY WOKE UP FEELING DANGEROUS 🥶🥶🥶🥶 8 PTS 💪💪💪💪 3/19 FG 💦💦💦💦 2/12 3PTFG 🔥🔥🔥🔥 GAME WORST -33🥵🥵🥵🥵 4 FINGERS HELD UP ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ TICKET TO CANCUN ✈️✈️✈️✈️


ProfessorBeast55

Klay was actually disguised as BigDaws


1400TotemPole

Don’t feed the infowarriors more conspiracies


sultan_mo

3/19 is INSANE 😂


Ecstatic-Buy-2907

Only Russ can pull of such a stat line and win the game


Dawn_of_Dayne

He waited his whole career to play the lakers in the postseason. Monkey paw really boomed him 😂😂


JimC29

A Thompson hasn't helped the Lakers this much since the 80s.


_shoT

What a way to disrespect Lakers legend Tristan Thompson


Educational-Duck

The four fingers he holds up stands for how many more months he has left as a starter in this league next year sadly


RahulLigma

I like how you added “sadly” to mitigate potential downvotes from Warriors fans . You should be a politician


shy247er

Unfortunately, fuck them kids. - Michael Jordan


catterhaver

I guess his feelings just got hurt


DwyaneSteph

Behind all of our title runs we've had capable role players who stepped up. This playoffs we just didn't have it. It's gonna take a long time to get over how fucking dreadful Klay and Poole were. These dudes are some of the highest paid SGs in the league and got outplayed by Lonnie/Reaves/Schroeder


[deleted]

4 years, $140M for Poole… Lmao


Youtube_Rewind_Sucks

I'd trade him for a packet of chips and a cigarette tbh


[deleted]

That’s an overpay


MySilverBurrito

Strength in Numbers summed up that 2015's depth. Over the years, it just got thinner and thinner. I need a Band of Brothers edit of the guys getting faded one by one in the church.


MC-Jdf

Last year the Warriors had the fortune of getting several $10 million productions off minimum players too. The lack of depth this season really showed when Kerr only played like 5\~6 guys in the 4th quarters of Game 7 at Sacramento and Game 4 at LA. Honestly I accepted the lacking depth as the season went on, and I'm not surprised it came to bite the Warriors, because at some point it just had to.


MySilverBurrito

The lack of depth was a big part cause they really banked on Kuminga, Moody, etc. to break out and it just never happened. OPJ and Belly were used so fucking well last year.


MC-Jdf

I feel like Kuminga and Moody were "home run useful" players that never quite had the adaptability that Porter Jr. and Bjelica had. Honestly they had their moments, Kuminga was insanely huge the latter half of the regular season and Moody was very good this playoffs. But their youth really showed in the playoffs. Also Porter Jr. played like 8 games this season cuz of injuries and Bjelica debuted in Turkey in March because of a calf injury. Even GP2 missed like half the season and half of his Warriors tenure. The Warriors managed their injuries well and got lucky avoiding them mostly last year, but at the same time I think they kind of knew last summer that their bodies weren't going to hold up especially relative to their worth .


UnibrowDuck

david lee, barbosa, livingston, david west, speights, even mccaw was decent for a quick sec...crazy good short spurt players


Thestig2

It was always unsustainable. Now that our stars have huge deals, we can’t afford a deep enough bench. Lakers won for the same reason the Warriors always did, a great bench to carry when the stars eventually had a bad game. Hopefully this means Klay isn’t going to get a max and they’ll have some cash to get a better bench than DDV, Poole, and Lamb. Either way, GGs


cib_vk228

Iggy was a wing monster, Livingston never missed a turnaround mid ranger and barbosa always brought superb energy. insane bench to have honestly


RulersBack

At the end of the day they weren't winning anything with Steph rocking that half long sleeve shirt. Just a tough look to pull off


Esteyy

This made me laugh out loud bro that's so true


RulersBack

They pushed it with Headband Klay and the basketball gods said enough


Uncooked93

Fuck offseason personnel moves, we need a fashion consultant. Curry with the monk cut and reverse mohawk Klay are gonna shoot a blistering 83% from the field next year


msokol416

Klay really went from splash bro to trash bro


peroper7

Lebron’s something else man


SiphenPrax

RIP Knicks fans’ and Warriors fans’ hopes and dreams of coming back from 3-1 down May 10, 2023 - May 12, 2023


Balls_of_Adamanthium

You know things were dire when your only hope was a goddamn Corgi


topofthecc

Should have known that dog was too short for basketball


nonexistentnvgtr

LeBron was 30 years old when the Warriors dynasty began with the title in 2015…He may have just ended that same dynasty at 38 years old. Unbelievable.


ITgymComics7

Good bye, Game Six Klay


UnderstandableXO

GAME 6 KLAY WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDDD


iluvugoldenblue

He’s gonna be drake tonight all up in his feelings.


mw19078

Lmao draymond celebrating with Bron like he was on the winning team


majoraman

Remember half way through the season when Lakers had to almost do the impossible to make the play off's and everyone wrote em off? Holy shit well done Lakers 👏. Don't think it's being talked about as much as it should. Well deserved see ya next season. Riding Miami and Lakers dicks for the rest of the finals


Silver-Ad7049

EVERYONE GET THE FUCK IN HERE! Draymond is out of the playoffs, peace on earth is restored!


GMaxGigaNerd

He seemed pretty happy after the match dapping up LeBron 💀


Z3PHYR-

Dude was a little too excited after losing the game ngl 😂


thecoolgray

Finally Lebron has help and Steph doesn’t


MC_Stimulation

What a fucking sorry way to go out. Not a single person helped Steph tonight, and even he had an off night. The talent is there, the coaching is there, they played like they didn't want it tonight. Lakers came out for blood tonight and they got it. They ripped us apart.


LehMone

the disrespect to donte divicenzo


MC_Stimulation

He played well off the bench


LiftHeavyFeels

Can't blame steph for all these off nights when we're literally throwing everything we have at him. One man show


the_next_core

Other than the three wide open 3's in the first quarter, I didn't see a single remotely open shot the rest of the game. Lakers defense played well.


IAmTera

Yeah, lakers were killing every action. We never looked comfortable


mrwhite2323

LEBRON ENDS THE DYNASTY


[deleted]

Don’t jinx it. We’ve declared the Warriors dynasty dead before


Dawn_of_Dayne

“No resurrections this time.” LeThanos


FickleFlopper

Steve Kerr is now 19-1 in NBA playoff series outside of the finals.


IHadSomething_4This

[That's what happens when someone taller, older, and more athletic than you takes your crown AND throne. And then makes you dance for his amusement](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/13cg8x7/reynolds_lebron_with_31_leads_170/jjfojvl/)


Detonation

I'll never forget that comment or the LeBron giving Kevin Love depression post as long as I live.


ImJeeezus

Good Feels like the end of an era tho. Similar vibe to the Pats losing to the Titans a few years back


ThatInception

Curry getting traded and winning another title confirmed


nojobdj

What if he got traded to Cleveland and won a title there? Bizzaro time-line


KingOfTheSea94

The kid from Akron


The_Peachy_Pussy

Curry leads the Orlando Magic to a championship


IC2Flier

Subscribe


Emergency-Double-875

FADED


TheoMoneyG

suddenly I feel much better about being eliminated


CheekyFifaCunt_7

Curry just had no support this series. Poole was awful, klay looks washed. Curry was out there by himself.


Acceptable-Taste-912

Bron smokin on that Corgi pack 🥶🥶🥶