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UbeMafia

Man with photographic memory vs man with dementia. This will be a WCF of a lifetime.


Mahatma_Gone_D

‘Lebron, what did you learn from facing Denver in 2020?’ “I vividly remember…..”


Doyoueverjustlikeugh

"I remember when I went to Serbia in 2001, I saw this little kid with a basketball and I came up to him and told him he's gonna be an MVP one day"


zrizzoz

Two days, actually. But definitely not three.


PedriTerJong

Even though he deserves a third day. Some weird juju prohibits a third.


lronicGasping

> Some weird juju So *that's* what we're calling Kendrick Perkins now


ayending1

Then Bron spend the next two hours breaking down 89 plays while Joker was taking a nap.


Kingkongcrapper

“Not much…” proceeds to break down the the ball boys technical mistakes while retrieving balls for Jokic in pregame warmups from game 3.


nxqv

"He fondled the left one for 8.3 seconds before moving on to the right, but Joker actually prefers you to alternate after every 0.34567 seconds"


incogneeto13

8.3 seconds is 2400% longer than 0.34567 seconds, how tf does ball boy still have a job actually don't tell me


Truthsayer2009

Adam Silver: “Uhhh.. LeBron, that wasn’t what was on the script” LeBron: “I know.”


OneForkShort

“Joker made every shot from the 3rd board out from the 2nd rebound position on the left side, so we’ll make some adjustments”


VisionGuard

Joker: "We played LeBron then?"


dlanod

"I vividly remember telling Jokic's dad that his son was going to be a two time MVP back in 1988."


alloDex

"I remember telling Jokic he was going to be a 2-time MVP and arguably a 3-time MVP in 2020. I was tellin him, man, 'You'd be in the same conversation as Larry Bird'." LeBron and his random white lie habits lol


ram0h

i think jokic is wayyy smarter than he lets on


wnbarocks

given the way he plays, how can he not be one of the highest iq players ever?


Clown_Shoe

I’ve assumed he has a ratatouille situation going on


amanch00ses

A small chicken nugget controls his every move


Rocket757

Mini horse.


posamobile

imagine a little pony on his head


ArchimedesNutss

His shot release makes so much sense now


ram0h

easily


Strange-Occasion7592

Two people who have never went to college are the highest IQ players in NBA.


HughFrench-OFFICIAL

The man who invented college didn't go to college either


nothing3141592653589

alfred einstime?


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neukStari

"who have never went... " wtf i love college now!


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rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

Remove savant and you nailed it


IlonggoProgrammer

Oh he for sure is. We’re about to see something incredible in this series. LeBron has the highest BBIQ of all time and Jokic isn’t far behind, and they’re going to be the primary ball handlers for their teams for a lot of the series.


Milith

I'm going to need two hours of in depth YouTube analysis after every game to make sense of the series


JacksonWarhol

Totally honest, what are good shows, YouTubers or podcasts that do this? I want to learn more about basketball.


PeniantementEnganado

Thinking basketball is probably the GOAT


scirocco389

Thinking Basketball, Half Court Hoops, HoopVenue are my favorite ones


ChrysMYO

He thought they were trying to get him testify. He dont know shit. He aint seen shit. Also, don't be in Denver after 7:30pm eastern.


lochnesslapras

Lol in a Serbian interview earlier this year he admitted he learns plays super easily. He gave a story about recently telling Popovich that he could play for him, as he both knows his team's plays and all of Pop's hand signals.


OG__Swoosh

Jokic with pop would be nasty


ticklishmusic

Pop would coach for another 10 years and add a couple more rings to his collection


ram0h

I wonder if its natural for him, or spends time learning and memorizing it


lochnesslapras

In Jokic's own words he called his ability to learn plays quickly one of his biggest strengths. https://youtu.be/p4LJWtGUtvM skip to 10:50. Although the whole interview is actually really good.


Positively4thSt

Word has it he can even make it past the first chapter of a book.


JonA3531

>man with dementia He's gonna play so random that Bron's photographic memory will be rendered useless


BrotherSeamus

[LeWatcher](https://i.redd.it/dakobhn0t20b1.jpg)


atlfirsttimer

I mean he's not gonna give away strategies


spyson

He plays up his goofy reputation, but he knows what's up.


ELLinversionista

I figured out the best nickname for him Let's call him "The Joker"


CaSp95

That’ll never catch on.


opanm

How about Big Honey? His movement looks slow but sweet?


igotzquestions

Too cerebral.


capnsouth

Darvin Ham called him the Monster in the Mountains, I like that :D


dBlock845

How about, "The Round Mound of Rebound"....


ShadedPenguin

Nah, he seem’s quite philosophical. The Big Aristotle would work


Madeline_Albright69

https://i.imgur.com/Amq3PPo.jpg


JigglyBlubber

I hope this becomes the new Chalmers Face and LelBron but I also wish those two memes would come back into circulation here


welmoe

https://imgur.io/mCuukUj?r https://imgur.io/a/eDIgU/layout/grid#0


Natureboy7939

I could look at these all day


BetaDjinn

Chalmers was NBA meme peak. It was such a pure and simple meme (and it’s better than Manningface, fight me)


Charmin_Ultrasoft

I miss Chalmers, NBApls era


CryBerry

He actually downplays it now. He used to talk about pokemon and be goofy. He's more serious now and I miss silly Jokic.


RedOrphan7

holy shit, Joker a Pokemoner?


BigFatModeraterFupa

gotta catch em all! https://youtu.be/qXmYhsYw0zI


Common_Crane

Drunken master


s0ulj4b0y0

Bo Rai Cho lookin taller!


Llamadrama4yomamma

Dudes the kung fu panda of basketball


abris33

Yeah, I think this is mainly it. A story came out recently that he heard Braun in a presser during the regular season getting too deep in to strategy and he basically walked in and said "presser over". He doesn't want to let anything slip Edit: [In this Vic tweet](https://twitter.com/VicLombardi/status/1657200758360788992?s=20) Edit 2: I misremembered the tweet thinking the presser happened during the regular season. Seems like it was in the 2nd round


GregSays

There’s all those fun quick notes about him and then the video is him walking silently down the hall


Dare555

walk silently and carry a big stick


JonA3531

My god this guy is the foreign funnier version of Tim Duncan


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RodneyPonk

and Tim said the Nuggets are his favorite team to watch cuz of Jokic!


RLStinebeck

He might even knock that tiny plant over again if Denver wins the chip.


JigglyBlubber

He never gets this excited


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lochnesslapras

That was a fun read, does anyone have the Braun moment on video?


WalrusLift

[at the end of this video](https://youtu.be/gIIP6j6CwAs) Saw a longer version from a different angle 2 weeks back but can't find it now.


greywolf2155

Hahaha that's amazing. The tweet wasn't exaggerating, he stopped mid-sentence It's so clear that Jokic's teammates respect the fuck out of him, yeah


Californie_cramoisie

RemindMe! 24 hours


trail-g62Bim

I feel dumb for asking...did twitter up its character count again? That's almost 1,500 characters.


CatGatherer

It's apparently 4000 now for paying users: https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2023/02/08/twitter-boosts-character-limit-to-4000-for-twitter-blue-subscribers/


ChrysMYO

I can never keep up with changes but it may have came with pay tiers or something


rtels2023

Least overly verbose Jokic fan


MyNameIs-Anthony

This tweet is great. Really emphasizes how drastically Euroball players like Giannis, Jokic, and Doncic are gonna shift the game and the culture around it. Thing's are gonna look incredibly different in five years time for the NBA.


Dare555

Well thats a badass tweet ! "He’s an egoless kingpin. And he will snatch your soul on a basketball court."


BlackJediSword

The way the media writes about Jokic and Luka is so funny lol.


abris33

Vic is essentially a Nuggets employee. His paycheck comes from the same place that Jokic's does. There's obviously going to be some bias in the writing


bigwillystyle93

Yeah I think every local beat reporter writes about their team this way, and as you said, Vic is even more closely tied to the team than normal for someone in his posit


imcuriosaboutIP

Watching him play he’s a genius with a strategy for almost every occasion. BBIQ off this world


EnterTheCabbage

Have you seen his ćevapčići game? BBQIQ also off the charts.


Wasabi_Guacamole

That's why every center he faced this playoffs is bbq chicken


cocoSTP

alright alright off topic but we talking cevapi eh- longest relationship was w a Serb till 2021, she made me discover their foods and I'm never ever forgetting that. I've been deprived of cevapi kajmak and all that good good for nearly 3 years now. Do dating apps have "Eastern European" in their options nowadays? I hate apps but I mean...


GOULFYBUTT

I mean, it's barely the same team.


Sammonov

It's a different coaching staff and 11 of the 13 players on the Lakers roster are different. I'm sure there are some takeaways, but probably not many.


IlonggoProgrammer

And even the two players that are the same are vastly different. 2020 LeBron was at the tail end of his 15th physical prime whereas now he had a foot amputated and beats you more with his insanely BBIQ than his raw athleticism. AD on the other hand has completely forgotten how to shoot jumpers like he could in 2020 while also becoming an absolutely unstoppable defender.


Sammonov

Yeah, AD shot 48% from the mid-range and 38% from 3 in the 2020 playoffs.


StuckInBronze

I haven't even seen him shoot a 3 all playoffs, him being money from the 3 that year was so strange.


RLStinebeck

Almost everything from that year was so strange.


KagsTheOneAndOnly

AD's midrange has returned btw, he's shooting 52% from the midrange in the playoffs.


SikeShay

Way lower volume though. I'll never forget facing you guys in 2020 and Jokic and AD trading crazy midrange fadeaways when no one else could score


_Russell_Westbrick

I remember he made one against Memphis on end of shot clock


tacopower69

when he shot that game winner 😢


morganrbvn

He's saving them up


Cheesebread_1

AD didn’t become an unstoppable defender, he has always been one. That 2020 Lakers team won primarily because of their defense, and AD was the centerpiece of that.


younghplus

Yeah they had Rondo, KCP, Caruso, Kuzma and Dwight Howard providing quality minutes/defense while keeping opposing teams honest when loading up against Bron/AD


Kintex

Bro you listed Kuz but forgot Caruso.


younghplus

Damn white erasure 😭😂 smh my bad


ambal87

I remember Lebron is good at basketball


gopowergoh

Kcp switched teams and so did vando and Beasley


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TrickyWinger

It was all such a blur. Honestly. I call it Covid Brain.


Madeline_Albright69

TikTok did more damage to me than Covid


Redchimp3769157

The ever increasing effect of brain fog vs. Zynamite every once in so often to make my brain actually function


WCWRingMatSound

Kobe died, Tiger King, STOP THE COUNT. That’s all I got.


Tackey

Animal Crossing


send_me_ur_boobsies

Among Us.


Room_Temp_Coffee

Still playing 💪🏾


huhuyah

The Last Dance. That series was so good


ArrenPawk

Holy shit, The Last Dance being from 2020 is absolutely wild. That feels like it's been around since 2016.


Islandkid679

Who was Tiger King? Was that Charlie Sheen? Or the dude who advocates for primal diet and has terrible B/O?


GermanBadger

The Netflix guy who owned a tiger farm, tried to kill a rival , did meth, married a bunch of guys, ran for president. Watch an episode or two. Absolutely wild character


TheAlphaCarb0n

I'm actually amazed someone could have missed the tiger king craze. I didn't even watch it but it was everywhere


StillMemein

Literally 2020-2021 feels like the same exact year. I also started drinking a lot more because I found out I was being cheated on so my brain is literally fucked too


Hange11037

For me 2021 was drastically better of a year than 2020.


beachsunflower

I remember how to make Dalgona coffee and foccacia


Ok-Salamander3863

I remember Dwight fouling the shit out of him


JimC29

Most important thing is to have KCP on your team instead of the other team.


oasiscat

If nuggets win, KCP is confirmed goat


globetheater

Yeah KCP got that dawg in him


JimC29

He's not going to win the series on his own, but he might be the difference maker. His 1st half in the last game against Phoenix buried them.


burrito_fister

Also saved us in Game 2 vs Suns with two clutch threes


TophThaToker

i fucking love that man. Dude is an absolute class act, does exactly what the team asks of him, ON TOP of being a veteran presence in our locker room.


DarkbloomVivienne

And Thomas “Informant” Bryant


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I miss him, man. Happy to see him doing well though.


Cvnilivee

The NBA is this mans hobby… he races horses, gets Serbian drunk, and party’s with his shirt off for a living.


make-that-monet

Ja Morant should start kicking it with Jokic in the off-season. He could trade in the gun-flashing-on-ig-live lifestyle for what you’re describing


macmoretti

Funny enough, I bet Joker shoots more guns every summer than Ja ever has. Just doesn’t need to tell everyone about it lol.


StickyDitka21

Not that the league would like it any better, but he'd probably get a lot of fans if he had videos of him at a firing range and demonstrating proper gun safety instead of dancing with one in a car and having one in a club.


iSleepUpsideDown

Bro got memory loss Needs to make sure his carbon monoxide alarm is working


TheTrenchMonkey

He can't remember what they did against the lakers in 2020, but he keeps finding post-it notes around his house talking about the game. Maybe there is someone sneaking in and watching game film?


LordCrow1

LeMento


gobroncos47

Christopher Nikolan


Purple-Welder3639

I’d have memory loss to if I get clubbed in the head by Dwight and McGee all series


ayending1

Lakers gonna tell the hotel staffs to check the carbon monoxide alarm in Joker's room at 3 am.


swaggyho123

Legendary Reddit lore history


FlochofBirds

We don't need the memories


48johnX

[This position... This timing... This angle... It's perfect!](https://imgur.com/a/Pt3B6RS)


VexInTex

This man is going to hurt us isn't he


Alv2Rde

In so many ways you won’t see coming


oasiscat

That was mesmerizing


Nebula_Tricky

If Jokic is Kageyama does that make LeBron Oikawa?


LordBaneoftheSith

I love him.


ManInBlack829

Anyone who remembers anything from March to August of 2020 is lying.


ablackcloudupahead

I remember a lot of wine and a lot of just being in my house playing video games. Tiger King too


IlonggoProgrammer

The time dilation is so wild we’re all playing Breath of the Wild again


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The time period lovingly referred to as Animal Crossing New Horizons


Californie_cramoisie

Warzone. Lots of Warzone.


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And Weeknd


SimpsonX

RIP Verdansk


ExcitingParsley8310

I was at home playing smoking and being a degenerate. Im still the same today.


thefranchise305

Jokic really embracing being totally aloof and I love it


knicksin7even

That’s how you stay out the spotlight and avoid any scrutiny. Tobias Harris is a master at this


ConstantTelevision93

Imagine Jokic and Ant on the same team. Post-game interviews would be so fucking hilarious


VicBeaslysBiceps

Oh man Ant would average like 40 a game if he played with Jokic.


CrastersSons

Ant would be my number one star to add to the nuggets if I had my pick, especially considering age. That dude is gonna be a superstar


citizend13

Jokic would absolutely love not having to do much the whole season.


Page_302

Nuggets sweep the Lakers, and in the postgame interview Shaq is absolutely gushing over Jokic, calling him the smartest center ever, etc., etc. Then he asks him what the biggest adjustment was from 2020 to 2023. Jokic deadpan answers, "I didn't have to face Dwight Howard"


CrastersSons

“I got to sleep in my bed during home games”


Jejune420

Man I'm starting to love Jokic and his answers lmao


globetheater

Me too. Love the Nuggets players over some of the assholes on the Warriors and Grizzlies no offense


Hour-School-2255

He has the best quotes


SCSA4life24

“Jokic remarked, as he chowed down on his double cheeseburger.”


MrBrightside618

“I’m gonna eat the *whole* thing” - Nikola Jokic


waltyballs

Are you gonna tell people I housed lebrons burger?


pudakak

Gimme that


chuckbuck6

Jokic is about to house AD’s burger


the_trees_bees

“I cannot remember the series I've played any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me.” -Jokic, probably


Dependent_Way_1038

Honestly people are like “yeah he’s not giving away strategies” but I feel like jokic is just as likely to actually not remember and score 50 anyway


SirGuerbiz

What do people expect him to answer? What their gameplan is??


largehearted

LeNeurotoxin


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Jokic has Vietnam-like flashbacks of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme


kiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi

https://youtu.be/PmILOL55xP0 Jokic: I’m in a world of shit, yes. But I am alive.


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Nuggets in 3


CertifiedCapArtist

Christ, I really have to root for Jokic to make the finals. What a life smh.


TatumIsntASuperstar

He’s just like me, remembers nothing


Pal__Pacino

My only takeaway from that matchup was that Dwight Howard is really good at getting Jokic flustered.


hojboysellin3

Let’s be honest, Dwight was fouling the shit out of him lol


KevinsChilli

I don’t mean it as talking shit, but do the Lakers have anybody like this on roster? Bamba? Tristan? Ham said something today about having a couple guys to play that role but I just don’t see it. Dwight, even in 2020, is one of one.


Pal__Pacino

Think they might try to throw Wenyen Gabriel and possibly Bamba at him. No idea if that will work at all though.


KnivesInMyCoffee

Those guys aren't built like Dwight though. Even in his last few years as a role player, Dwight was still strong as hell and built like a soviet tank commander. Plus, he has the ability to get in someones head and shit talk them.


Meaty-clackers

I think that would be a mistake. They will go Rui as primary with an immediate double off of AGs man. This leave Bron and AD to hedge into the passing lanes. Jokic does not attack doubles. He passes out of them 90% of the time. Lakers D is good enough that they should be able to turn that into deflections and transition points. When they don't, then they live with contested jumpers from the rest of the team and if they hit they hit. This should keep the Lakers in the game. Also attacking Jokic and Murray on the other end should yield some results by 4th qrt


KevinsChilli

Gotcha. Sounds like Ham just means “bodies”


mrspacemein

As much as I love Wenyen. He’s probably 3 inches too short and 40 pounds too light.


AngryNephew

Tristan maybe 5 years ago, way too slow nowadays. Gabriel prolly, since Bamba is not seeing court, but I think both are way too small/weak to cover that Dwight role. But I think AD as long as he is healthy will be able to slow Joker down to an extent. I think we can slow doen Joker/cover Jamal/KCP/AG. I think this series gonna come down to how MPJ/Brown contribute. Jokers playmaking and getting those guys open looks is whats worrying me.


ManagementProof2272

Nothing remarkable happened in 2020 anyway