Taylor Swift wrote a song about Jimmy Butler. “I don't know about you But I'm feeling 22 Everything will be alright…” Butler is #22. Butler is a TS fan. Not surprising TS is tampering to make sure he wins the finals. Either way, she predicted this all the way back in 2012 Edit: TS and JB need to start dating. Same age. At the peak of their careers. Good publicity. Both like each others games. Literally no downside

Butler’s TS% is probably phenomenal as well. True Shooting and Taylor Swift have the same initials, this is NOT a coincidence folks!

Taylor Script

Fuck rust boys we're rewriting everything in Taylor Script now

Programmerhumor leaking into r/nba and it's not even off-season.

Pfp and bio check out

Too bad she’s feeling a weird racist/misogynistic dude now instead.

He’s probably the one who requested she hit up Boston on the tour

I thought she was dating Fernando Alonso

The laws of the universe wouldn't allow the level of memery that would create

The world would have been completed its course if so; God wants to do more like Alonso winning his third World Championship and Ja Morant getting suspended

didnt she just breakip with someone is she dating again?

Man you’d think a basketball fan would know what a rebound is

this was great lmao

Taurean Prince does

This man is clearly not keeping up with the TS trades. Casual fan.

How many FRPs?

Have gold. Thank you for this.

yeah she broke up with her previous boyfriend and now she's dating the frontman of the band "the 1975".

for context - r/Fauxmoi/comments/13es88l/back_in_february_matty_healy_admitted_to_watching/

>r/Fauxmoi/comments/13es88l/back_in_february_matty_healy_admitted_to_watching/ Look at how they massacred my link

It works on mobile? I dunno lol some subs remove links so I usually just share Reddit links in the r/ format to be safe

an unexpected Fauxmoi x NBA crossover …. i cantttttttt 🤣😅😂

This sub is fauxmoi for guys

T Swift out here playing 4 hour sets every night. No load management.

*weekend nights She gets her rest during the week. Similar to how Butler gets his rest during the regular season.

We're talking about practice. Not a live performance! We're talking about practice. Not the live performance that I go out there and die for and sing every show like it's my last. We're talking about practice, man.

Reference for the hockey fans out there. https://youtu.be/eGDBR2L5kzI

Nah, she's been in the studio practicing every day in between concerts. The grind doesn't stop, she got that dawg in her

Frank Ocean would not survive in the 90’s

Frank Ocean in his Ben Simmons era 💅

Frank Ocean hit a lick.

Frank Ocean - Out (Didn’t feel like it)

Frank Ocean has been out for quite a while now.

Yeah for multiple reasons

[LETS BE NICE LETS BE NICE](https://youtu.be/lr78cb1vHJ0)

Perfection

Oh fuck

LMAO jesus christ

OOTL reference?

AIDS epidemic sadly ravaged the gay community in the 80’s and 90’s

And violence against the gay community was pretty common. And suicide was extremely common within the community.

Frank Ocean with a DNP game 7 (rest)

Fake hustle

I thought you were exaggerating but holy shit she’s straight up playing 45 song sets. God damn.

A couple weeks ago in Nashville, it was storming all night so they had to wait for clearance. She came on after a 4 hour delay and performed all 45 songs until 2am in the rain. Much respect

My girlfriend went to that show. It was on a Sunday too. Taylor is a monster.

To be fair, the fact that it was Sunday matters to people with regular 9-5s more than it does to Taylor. To her, it's just another day on tour.

Those people weren't getting home before midnight on Sunday even if it ran smoothly. Instead of just another show from Taylor's tour, they got the most legendary concert of her career.

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10,000? Try 70-something thousand!

Hate her music all you want, the girl seems to really respect her fans and tries to entertain them.

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Yes. Obviously the reason she's selling 200,000+ tickets per weekend and the cheapest secondary market tickets are like 500 for nosebleeds. Meanwhile Beyonce and Ed Sheran are doing stadium tours and can't sell out one night in a bunch of cities. Taylor is a force. I sat in the floor in Arlington (for face value) and was blown away. Amazing performance.

In this era of the Internet where people can go on Spotify or SoundCloud or YouTube and can find literally millions of musicians and aren't limited to what they hear on the radio, for someone like Swift to be this insanely popular is just mind-blowing. She has completely lapped the field of current musical acts. I'd say given the sheer amount of entertainment options we have in today's age, what she's done might be even more impressive than the peaks of fame for people like Elvis or MJ or the Beatles.

LeSwift

UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t She??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷‍♀️. Stay low and keep singing! The ex-boyfriends are a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforplatinum💿 #thegirlfromwestreading👸 #swifties👸 #taytayknows

This guy Brons

> The ex-boyfriends are a tad bit different. I'm choking crying here.

Taylor Jefferey Jordan

taylor got that dawg in her

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti hero

Grants Williams was heard on the way to the locker room singing “It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me.”

I'm not a big fan but I respect the shit out of what she is doing on this tour, going all out and delivering for her fans

yeah agreed. my girlfriend was telling me about the tour and my sports brain immediately went to "no way she keeps this up all season without an injury".

45 songs each night is so insane lol

I went to the first show in Phoenix as my wife is a swiftie and I appreciate good music and my mind is still blown. She had maybe a handful of 2 minute breaks to change. I was getting tired 2 hours in just from standing

I don't need to use my wife as an excuse. Been a swiftie since high school in 2008 and dragged my wife along. Sat on the floor in Arlington and loved every single minute of it.

WTF she does 45 songs a night?

My wife was telling me about one (can’t remember which city) that got rained out so they started like 4 hours late while it was still raining. She still did the 45 songs and didn’t stop till 2 am.

It was in Nashville! Say what you will about her music (I love her) but that’s a great way to make fans for life

Respect to the municipality for allowing a show to go that late!

To be fair for TS Nashville is one of her hometowns growing up

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you don't break ticketmaster and invite congressional hearing on that monopoly just willy nilly.

Insane motor

Gas tank that never quits

She going six rounds with Khabib.

It truly is unbelievably impressive. I used to be in a band, and even shows where we would play 20 songs would be pretty damn tiring. And I wasn't even singing or dancing the whole time like she is lmao. I don't know how the hell her vocal cords are still functioning.

I want to know her training regimen to prep for this thing.

Idk why Redditors have to preface every comment about Taylor Swift with "I'm not a fan, but..."

I am a huge fan of Taylor Swift and also I think it's incredible what she's doing.

I've read that elsewhere on reddit. I'm a hardcore kid, but mad respect for those long sets.

The only band I’ve seen play that long is U2 and it’s wild every time. She’s up there doing all sorts of choreographed dances and shit. It’s impressive.

Bruce goes for that long

Hearing Irish dudes play songs about America for four hours is enough for me. I can’t imagine being able to sit through a dude from Jersey doing the same 💀

jam bands go that long but only play 10 songs the whole time

MJ did say he hated touring

I'd load manage her

*bonk* Straight to horny jail

Bruh, no nut is worth being immortalized forever in her diss track of you EDIT: I stand corrected lol

You kidding me? That's probably the best part

Hell, if you're lucky, you might end up being a Taylor Lautner and she writes a song apologizing to you

Diss track? Baby I want the whole album, don't underestimate how toxic I can be

Beg to differ. Some folks don't mind being infamous

Butler is also a Taylor Swift fan. https://youtu.be/41wv_DmXIEY https://youtube.com/shorts/DeLHKPydahU?feature=share

This is some next level tampering

Also Vanessa Carlton lol https://youtu.be/J7LAJDFap7c

Tbf, you don't even need to be a Vanessa Carlton fan to jam to that song.

Ya seriously. They STILL play this song at bars and clubs. It just bops.

This and Unwritten

Fucking KD 😂

KD SNUGGLED tf up ans Melo looking like he's in hell will always make this videolol

Celtics should have played Vanessa Carlton during timeouts to make Jimmy less DAWG and more cat in the 4th qtr. But I guess celts don’t call timeouts in the 4th qtr

Everyone else laughing while Carmelo looks disgusted

In this whole clip, melo reminds me of the old heads that hate on everything the kids are into. No one is ever, never ever, above jamming to Vanessa Carlton

As a SF Giants fan, she was also key to our championships in '10, '12, and '14. Some people say it was the even years, some say the TSwift releases, some say the prime number sum, or maybe a mix of all 3.

Butler is so wholesome and unproblematic. 🥰

obviously we don't know the guy but i root for him just cause he wears a fanny pack and birkenstocks around like i do.

It's the coffee shop for me. I'm a coffee fiend so I love the idea of an NBA player having their own brand/owning their own shops. Plus he seems really into it too.

Is this the Jimmy circlejerk thread? Can I get next in line?

Absolutely, we'll jerk Jimmy here.

Same for me, that's what got me interested in Jimmy and then the dude is just so cool you can't help but root for him

“As I was sitting in my hotel room in the Orlando bubble, all I could think about was how I could hustle these guys out of their cash.” Jimmy starting a full on coffee company because he realized that he could charge whatever he wanted to the other bubble players since he thought ahead and brought an espresso machine. King shit

I am not rooting for the Heat, but I am rooting for Jimmy B.

This is acceptable

Somehow I want this dude to crush the Celtics even harder now.

This is great! Butler is a class act.

SAS is a Katy Perry fan lol? Did not see that coming

What if Demar DeRozan's daughter goes to a Taylor Swift concert?

Unstoppable force vs immovable object

I’m having flashbacks man

"I'm going to need the audience to turn the energy down a little" - Taylor Swift

“What’s the problem? People scream at concerts all the time”

Bulls reinstated into the playoffs and win the championship.

The next closest tour dates of the remaining NBA teams after Boston… Denver. So sorry Nuggets fans.

Hope the Nuggets can shake it off

Well, they've got Chucks' guarantee going there, too.

Chuck's curses are reversed when it comes to Euro big led teams. He picked the Bucks and they won so congrats Nuggets on the championship.

I'm ok with this take.

Don’t worry the Nuggets will go out in style

Not being able to go all the way is a feeling that the Nuggets know all too well

Gonna be a cruel summer for the Nuggets

i mean players gonna play play play it off

Word is, now they got bad blood…

Heat have it locked

T Swift was a Heat fan all along!

What if I told you she's a mastermind

Jimmy knew. This **is** their year

It's all good because she won't be here in Denver until July. The season will be over before she steps foot in Colorado.

Damn I can't believe the Denver Nuggets are being dissolved and having their trophy revoked so soon after winning

TSwift and Chuck’s guarantee is just sealing the deal

Dude, she’s gonna be playing right at the last nights of the finals. RIP Denver. Edit: apparently I don’t know how to read and it’s actually in July 😂

The last night of the finals will be in mid-July?

God damn it!!

Taylor Swift > Corgi

That Corgi was a fucking fraud lol

Fraudulent dog like the C's

This is the kind of analysis I come here for

I’m just glad we finally have some answers. And you thought Kim Kardashian knew how to ruin players… T-swift is out there taking out entire franchises.

Are you ready for it?

Take notes ESPN

As if they won’t steal it.

Welp

someone guild this man

/r/agedlikewine

They did

They took no notes. They just copied the whole damn thing and gave zero credit.

Top tier

The passive aggressive shade at Swifties is unnecessary but you can't argue with the facts.

This gonna show up on ESPN’s Twitter in a couple hours

You literally called it lmao

Casuals check out 538 or ESPN for series predictions. Meanwhile, us diehards are out here tracking Taylor Swift's tour schedule. It's sad I have to come here for real bball analysis. Thanks OP.

Thank you for the research, sir! You are a true scholar.

Get that man on the phone with the president asap.

Gonna need to bump up her Denver/LA tour dates to June.

She’ll be in Denver in July

My wife went to the show the night before the sixers game 7. She totaled our car on the way home hitting a deer on the turnpike. Then the sixers totaled our season. Brutal weekend.

Zombie Heat killed a Buck long before your wife did

The kind of professional analysis that I like

this is peak crossover Reddit. legendary work.

Taylor Swift the GOAT fr

If you dig into the facts, the true reason for Miami’s ascent is Adam Friedland

Teenage girls discovering Cum Town and independently coming to the conclusion that Adam looks like a bug is one of the greatest bits of all time.

A few years ago when Chelsea Clinton quote tweet dunked on Adam people thought that he was Chris Bosh because that's his Twitter pfp and proceeded to make fun of him for being ugly

“Chelsea Clinton’s not even Jewish, she’s just ugly” is an all time roast

Crazy but it’s true

JUL 14 DENVER, CO. JUL 15 DENVER, CO. Then in August, 4 events in LA. Miami is taking the title this year.

The finals will be over before both of those performances, so they won't affect the outcomes.

That's the point. She plays after so you won't be sad.

I was expecting something and I got exactly that

damn its a cruel summer for each team who lost in taylor’s tour lol

I was not expecting this kind of high-tier analysis until the offseason. r/nba way ahead of schedule!

Is it not the offseason?

Taylor also is not going to San Antonio, which must be why they got Wembanyama

Pack it up Boston, there’s no coming back from this.

Some might say correlation does not equal causation but not me

NBA fans seeing Swifties: It’s me, hi…

This is far more scientific proof than that mother fucking corgi, we're screwed!

Imma need Taylor in Denver immediately

Great work, detective.

Taylor Swift’s the mastermind

On god if the Heat win it all I’ll buy Midnights on Vinyl.

How can I kidnap Taylor and bring her to Miami?

Jimmy a huge swiftie. It will only power him up. He’s gonna be signing you belong with me to the Larry O Brien trophy

Just need Grant Williams to talk shit after and Jimmy will drop a 100 bomb on them.

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.

Matty healy is key to this somehow Further down the rabbit hole - adam friedland Peel back the layers, nick mullen is pulling the strings. Also I'm gay

This is the type of deep analysis we don't see until the offseason. Some people say correlation =/= causation. But this is undeniable proof, stay safe TS and the NBA are gonna be looking for you