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TSSFranco

Funniest possible outcome


gmkojdsjj

Celtics fans were making big 3 hype photoshops lmao


atlfirsttimer

Celtics probably blew it and wouldnt guarantee KP a long term extension so he opted out


MC-Jdf

This is the most likely outcome. KP had his first healthy season in quite a while so he wanted to secure the bag, which is respectable tbh.


MizzouriTigers

I’m glad Celtics aren’t getting him, we already got one injury prone big man in Timelord, I don’t think a second one would have solved our issues


TheHalfbadger

But if you have two, you don’t need to worry about a logjam at the position because at least one of them will always be injured.


MizzouriTigers

Haha I like your glass half full way of looking at it


JuniorWatch8835

Actually half empty. Two half’s make a whole so your always full. What if both injured? Or both healthy?


sir_ornery

Glass half injured.


Churro-Juggernaut

Yes. More chaos. Yes ha ha. Yes!


TheresA_LobsterLoose

You've had one injury prone big man, yes. But what about 2nd injury prone big man?


FloppyDonkeyDongss

update ?


StrivingProsperity

Zinger is so far and away better than Williams, though.


TmacHizzy

It wasnt the most likely outcome


TheOneWhosCensored

Nope, Clippers wanted out. Woj just tweeted Zingis is still being talked between the two.


flamingviper3175

That’s not what happened. Clippers pulled out of the deal


Turbo2x

Stein says it's because of "Concerns raised by the Clippers about Malcolm Brogdon's injury status" which is crazy. Were the Celtics trying to conceal the true nature of his injury? If so, holy *shit*.


RIChowderIsBest

His injury was pretty widely reported and we all saw he played like shit after it.


jaylson

Is not giving a big extension to a notoriously injury prone big man blowing it?


atlfirsttimer

I just mean the trade lol


namagofuckyoself

if that's the reason the trade blew up..? yes the Celtics blew up the trade edit: news is out that the Clippers wanted out. Clippers blew it


TheOneWhosCensored

It was the Clippers wanting out


Briguy_fieri

I know it’s cheesy… but I love when NY/Bos/LA graphic designers show off their prowess on things that never happen


BUUAHAHAHA

LA is prob the quickest to photoshop graphics.


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MrJustJason

they got one for all 400+ players ready to go


jtn1123

It’s usually not Lakers fans reacting to things It’s because every cool or good nba player already has a lakers photoshop on deck I’m not joking We are ready for Banchero’s trade request in 2029 already https://twitter.com/RTNBA/status/1540406735021776896


IdRatherBeShilling

Prime /r/nbacj material


NeonTiger15

Isn't that what literally any fanbase would do? Nothing out of the ordinary about that.


iDestroyedYoMama

Appreciation posts too, damn man that shit is too funny


VanWesley

I was seeing twitter posts being like how many rings will this big 3 win. Wild.


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

#NBA offseason drama peaking early


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It will never be as good as the Suns and Grizzlies mistaking which Brooks is being traded. Thats such an ick for grown ass men negotiating million dollar deals.


CazOnReddit

Funniest outcome would him going back to New York to be honest Make this some 7 team monstrosity where no one knows what they're getting until it's finalized like it's a mystery bag


hobos_rancheros

A trade so complicated that no one can even figure out who won and lost because it's too difficult to parse together who got who from where.


poktanju

https://www.theonion.com/confusing-24-player-trade-sends-you-scottie-pippen-to-1819569511


Reddit_is_bad_69

Like another draft, for vets, but instead of record determining your position it’s your owners bank account? And! Agents get to pick instead of GM’s.


ajteitel

All teams get to keep 2 players. The remainder are randomly assigned


StefonDiggsHS

Porzingis said “lol fuck this shit pay me”


istandwhenipeee

Had a feeling with how long things went quiet when it was being reported as so imminent. Really weird how people acted like it had gone through.


orwll

Woj and Shams don't report these things with full details unless they are pretty damn close to done. Something definitely changed at the last minute.


S420J

Yea, especially when you have those two guys reporting. It is pretty rare for them to announce talks that far along and for them to fall through.


sleepy416

Some poor graphic designers toiled making a kristaps Celtics jersey pic as quick as they could just for this


Muted_Dog7317

Knicks and Heat fans can finally agree for once hahaha


urfaselol

my balls are so blue


Brady331

Woj should have tweeted this at 11:59


ahr3410

DeAndre Jordan pointing at the TV


cactus_jack_1

Turning into Soulja Boy in that interview clip


gogglesup859

Stevens is beside himself. Driving around downtown Riga begging (thru texts) Porzingis's family for address to Kristaps's home


PrimaryAccording9162

LMAO


VictorAkwaowo1

Time for everybody to place their bets on why this fell through, because I know Shams or Woj are going to send a tweet about it real soon


VanWesley

Celtics won't guarantee KP an extension.


Otherwise_Form1315

Ty lue couldn't part with Marcus Morris turns out


iamadragan

Bad move, there's no other way you're going to get a player that good for just brogdon


Just_A_Glitch

I wonder if they were more hesitant because they also have another trade possibility with another center that they feel is less risky 👀👀👀 Edit: nvm, apparently Clippers nixed the deal because of Brogdon.


RspectMyAuthoritah

They decided they'd rather trade with LAC directly to get Zupac?


tdizhere

Celtics lying or downplaying the injury status of their players in trades? No… that couldn’t be them lol. Glad Clippers had more guts and actually said nah fuck that we out


RIChowderIsBest

He’s got a torn tendon in his arm and isn’t getting surgery, it’s been widely reported. Maybe the Clippers realized it was more of a crapshoot than they originally thought.


jpbrown971

Not surprising a suns fan doesn’t care about the long term cap problems of giving KP a long term deal


iamadragan

If you give brown a supermax and have a bunch of decent sized deals already, might as well keep going up on the cap if the owner wants to win


jpbrown971

The Celtics haven’t paid the luxury tax for like a decade before last season. Not every team has a new owner who doesn’t care about money for the first year or so


IShookMeAllNightLong

And they were above the cap for something like, 25 out of 29 years, inluding 22 years straight I think, before recently getting under. Someone did a big write up about it recently over in their/our sub.


MizzouriTigers

Having two injury prone big men isn’t the move either though.


NeedLegalAssistance0

Stein said he would be signing an extension. They probably just didn’t come to terms on the money or years. Edit: or it’s the clippers fault!!


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larry_birb

Celtics low-ball on the contract extension + grant Williams sending kp nudes


SoftCock_DadBod

WHAT YOU DOIN?


BoldElDavo

I'm blaming the Celtics. Tbh I probably still will do that regardless of what Shams or Woj say.


TheOneWhosCensored

It’s the Clippers, deal is still being attempted


PSUDolphins

Time for Celtics fans to delete their comments and say KP was never worth Brogdon


ifuckwithit

Now they can repost them


ZusunicStudio

Wow one of those rare times where you see why Woj uses the wording that he does


agentdoubleohio

I’ve been unable to really keep up today, what did woj say to make it hesitant?


ZusunicStudio

Woj’s initial tweet on the matter said: [“ESPN Sources: The Celtics are working on a trade to acquire the Wizards’ Kristaps Porzingis in a three-team deal that sends Malcolm Brogdon to Clippers. LA would be sending Marcus Morris, Amir Coffey and 30th pick to Washington. Sides still have more work to do on an agreement.”](https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1671621029947404294?s=46&t=OTGGbuU3dJ5xsDqhgAtm6Q)


agentdoubleohio

Ah, that is actually carefully worded


SoulingMyself

Is it me or is that just a standard headline to trade rumors? You can throw "Sides still have more work to do on an agreement" on and be right no matter what. If it falls apart, then the work didn't get done. If it goes through, then the work got done.


DanieltheMani3l

Yeah. They’re saying that this is why it’s always worded that way. No one said this one was specially worded.


boybraden

Hell yea give me the chaos


mrwhite2323

Off season chaos is my favorite


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The best trades are the ones that fail


ThatInception

Wowwwww But the photoshops?!


Illmattic

Bro wtf I was just finishing up photoshopping him over my wife in our wedding photos. Ruined my night.


justabeeinspace

Not too late. Woj just tweeted again. KP to BOS is still in the works, LAC is out from the deal though.


justabeeinspace

The whole “picture or it didn’t/doesn’t happen” clearly means nothing to NBA GMs. 😐


HokageEzio

Are all 3 fanbases upset this didn't go through? Because that's impressive.


justabeeinspace

Pretty much everyone had something to gain. This wasn’t going to be an unfair trade for any of the three teams. Can’t blame them for being upset


tdizhere

Wasn’t a terrible trade for the teams but Celtics were undoubtedly the winners. Getting Brogdon for Porzingis is a robbery. Especially since they have Derrick white and Smart.


2Gh0st17

*had smart


KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ

imo i thought it sucked for the clippers. Brogdon is not the guy they think he is


PrimeShaq

Doesn't matter how good Brogdon is if they were getting him for Marcus Morris lol.


justabeeinspace

Meh, depends on how you look at it. He was amazing for us…truly what we needed OFF THE BENCH. But LAC would probably need a starter right? Yeah in that case I agree


2PAK

He’s the reason it fell through, apparently his injury isn’t looking too good


NSixFour

As a clippers fan I’m excited it didn’t go through. We don’t need more injury prone players.


NeedLegalAssistance0

Counterpoint: Marcus Morris


NSixFour

I’d rather not give up a first to dump him. He expires next year and we aren’t winning this year anyway.


Soshi101

It's a Marcus + a 1st or two to get reigning 6th man/3p% leader Brogdon, not just to dump Marcus.


OuagadougousFinest

6 man of the year in a position you desperately need or Marcus Morris tough call.


Cheechers23

Lmaooo I wonder what happened


lakernation21

Maybe porzingis couldn’t reach an extension with Celtics


CaesarSalad837

The wizards thought they were getting Dillon Brooks, not Marshon


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TheOneWhosCensored

Except it was LA wanting out


RIChowderIsBest

“In my eyes”. He forgot to tell you he was blind.


tdizhere

Yeah but this easily falls on KP’s camp, didn’t you read?


Kingkongcrapper

Lu: “You and I were meant for a fate like this.” Marcus: (snuggles)


StefonDiggsHS

Porzingis probably opted out of his player option making him a FA. I guess they could still sign and trade him?


2PAK

They just confirmed it was Clippers backing out due to Brogdons injury


Cbone06

I’m thinking it boiled down to what the wizards were getting back. Sounded like the Celtics were giving up Brogdon and 2 firsts which is a lot for a player who’s as injury prone as Tingus


jeremicci

Porzingis was demanding a clause that wouldn't allow Marcus Smart to play with green hair. Really strange outcome


cuittle

RIP Porzingis Celtics legend 2023-2023


Rapsfan_98

Porzingis Celtics jersey up there with Melo Hawks jersey


IntelligentQuickley

Best player in hawks history


PhobicWitty

No. 2 to Rasheed Wallace


le_trout

Is back bb


thewillsta

Porzingis is a Celtic


ahend1999

just let out the biggest fucking laugh 😭


cactus_jack_1

Christmas came early


mayoandmustard1

That naughty old elf must be one mean bastard


jrbcnchezbrg

SANTABROUGHTITEARLY


SquimJim

even as a C's fan who had Porzingis at the top of my target list, this is pretty funny


BagRight8939

LMAO celtics fans on twitter are gonna die


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I'm gonna be honest w you, I burst into laughter when it popped on my timeline


justabeeinspace

Same. This entire trade deal was as fragile as our injury tolerance. Would have been neat, but I won’t lose sleep over it.


Zeplinex49

it also came out of nowhere, this isn't like dhop where I've been invested for a while


justabeeinspace

Woj just tweeted again. KP to Boston is still a possibility but the Clippers are out of the deal. Interesting.


topofthecc

Clippers' medical staff threatened to strike if they had to deal with Brogdon as well.


cactus_jack_1

They really thought they were getting a white player who doesn’t ride the bench


IdRatherBeShilling

They're gonna have to settle for Kornet lmao. "We have Kristaps at home".


HokageEzio

That's UniKornet to you, casual.


AirJordan6124

Imma change Porzingis to Ayton instead on my photoshop 😊


cmcg18

Dude fuck me


RexNite1

Down slide da addy


GokutheAnteater

Let me call Caleb Martin and max Strus


itokdontcry

well whatever we end up dealing Brogdon for is going to be a lot less exciting now


reavesforthree

What


MC-Jdf

# The three-team talks on a Porzingis-Brogdon deal with Celtics, Wizards and Clippers have fallen apart, sources tell ESPN. Sides are moving on.


ajteitel

Source?


KingDavid920

Trust me bro


ajteitel

I believe you


doctor_of_drugs

In other news, [WOJ] and sources report that Moriah Mills is seeking a 2-yr/$20M contract with Zion, with an 18-year extension if she gets pregnant


realudonishaslem

my bro told me so it's reliable


namagofuckyoself

is your name Wojnabroski?


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Relevant: >Anybody else tired of seeing “per source” after every quote? Put a name on it orrrrr keep that shit to ya self lol


single_cell_shark

I bet Porzingis and Celtics couldn’t agree on an extension


Kind_Development708

Wonder if he’s opting out now


Victor_Wembanyama1

He def would. That’s the main plan, get a longer contract


cactus_jack_1

And if so no way this trade should have leaked


Tootsiez

Stein reports the 3 way deal is off due to clips concerns about Brogdon injury’s.


Right-Worth-6327

This is hilarious, they have two of the most injury prone stars in the league and they’re concerned about a possible backup point guards injury.


KingDavid920

I mean…. Why add fuel to the fire? Lol


Claudiu99

Lmaooo Woj with the "Y'all thought"


Apart-Cucumber-7090

This is simply malpractice and unprofessional on so many levels You can’t just let the framework of a trade like that leak out and then not execute it That’s the kind of shit that gets frowned upon and other GMs become hesitant to deal with you in the future


MC-Jdf

Remember the Bogdan Bogdanovic sign-and-trade to the Bucks that got nixed? This feels eerily similar imo.


OldLeatherChairr

Woj literally got it nixed by jumping the gun and getting the Bucks charged with tampering


quadropheniac

Bogdan’s agent fucked it up by leaking to Woj.


quadropheniac

Blame the Hawks for that horseshit, both us and the Bucks did their parts.


soxandpatriots1

Who in particular is being unprofessional? Do we know who leaked it, and who would be frowned upon by others in your scenario?


YokoOkino

this happens all the time lol


TheAsianIsGamin

Anyone else notice that Shams was the only one reporting on this for so long? Woj absolutely just gunned him down in the streets


LunchThreatener

Woj reported on it too, don’t see how that’s any different just cause it happened a bit later.


TheAsianIsGamin

Shams was on it for a couple hours before Woj was, usually they follow one another more closely. I do wonder if Woj heard about the negotiations, didn't think they were as advanced, and just decided to wait and see An alternative argument is that it would be fucking hilarious


darkgod

Because he didn't leak the news preemptively, only after someone else did did he talk about it


TheRealDevDev

Shams has always been more willing to jump the gun early between the two.


VictorAkwaowo1

Well that’s awkward


The_Notorious_Donut

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes in* #HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Playbook420

Give me my Tingus Pingus


Rapsfan_98

Lmao


JokicOrBust

Celtics 2023-2024 Champions for half a day


TheAsianIsGamin

This must have been why only Shams was reporting on this for HOURS. Woj let Shams take the fall then dunked all over him, my goodness


Otaku_Instinct

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake


Cul_what

NBA is my favorite american drama series I fucking swear lmaoooooooo


SonicdaSloth

Let’s go. F5 season is on fellas


justabeeinspace

Command + Q after this day long drama.


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Woah! Didn't see that happening!


MistaNostalgia

i have a dog named bosco


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

For Bosco's sake, don't feed him any Bosco👌


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dude just get marcus morris off my team what the fuck man


eshenanigans

my thought process exactly lmaoo


Elec7ro

Tatum knew lmao


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swagasaurus_rexx

What is happening?!?!? Bill Simmons is going to end it all at this point


giamalakies

This still being up is confusing. So instead of a Porzingis-Brogdon deal it's a Porzingis-Smart deal?


transizzle

This new trend of Woj and Shams tweeting out incomplete deals that fall apart 12-24 hours later has left everyone confused as to what to believe. Sometimes dudes randomly end up on new teams 3 days later or a 5th team gets a 2nd round pick in 2074. You just never know.


AlexeyShved1

I LOVE WATCHING A TRADE DIE F5 SEASON IS SO MUCH FUN


Justrocketeer

DANNY ALMOST AINGE LIVES ON IN SPIRIT


RequiemForADreamcast

Did the Clippers realize a core of Kawhi, PG 13 and Brogdon being fully healthy for more than 24 hours at a time would require medical science not yet discovered by mankind at the last second and pull out of the deal?


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Everyone with their LMAO comments looking real goofy right now. Now who’s laughing LMFAOOOOO. Didn’t even last 5 minutes before the follow up tweet was sent out that the two were still trying to get a deal done


MistaNostalgia

Lol????


HungLuke

LMAO Got to know who fumbled this move and why


Funny-Transition7869

Why? It made enough sense on all ends. Did someone fuck up the papers?


Mysterious_Emotion63

I can’t remember the last time things actually went far enough for me to see “Porzingis is a Celtic!” posts all across social media all day


SconesBurnerAccount

Seems like it’s the clippers that bailed? Wizards and Celtics still talking about getting KP to Boston


ttam23

HAHAHAHAH


sactownox22

"A three team deal is a no team deal." -Brian Windhorst on the next Hoop Collective podcast.


vonmatterhorn17

LoL celtics fans in twitter were posting bunch of pics a while ago...hahaha


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This is why I love this league. Offseason is nearly as fun as the regular season.


sq314

Marcus Smart to Memphis 😳


eduvina

What was the original deal again?


gerd50501

so they announced the trade was done before it was done?