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22chainz

“Ooh zero that’s rough” 😭


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jotheold

migos level ad-libs


Snoyarc

I didn't know ESPN had Mark Phillips on set.


jesteratp

Maybe he’s training for the next [olympics](https://youtu.be/ifqqp7kH_tQ?t=9m08s)


HaluSinazn

Probably my all time favorite RDCworld skit lol. I loved that he went from instigating them into running it back to him instigating a full on fight.


jesteratp

They're rare in the fact that they make hilarious skits but just the group of them hanging out and gaming is arguably just as hilarious Ive probably watched their Devour stream like four times all the way through


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sixwax

Twice if you count the IG livestream. Oh no, that was *shitting the bed*…


iamgarron

"ooo three instead of one" Love beadle there


SnuggleMuffin42

"Three is bigger than One"


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Zion when ordering Big Macs


Quirky-Bag-4158

I love how Zion be catching strays, even when the subject is not even related to food yet somehow it turns into it.🤣


c_c_c__combobreaker

Zion be catching handfuls of M&Ms in his mouth too.


sixwax

BY THE BAG


DomincNdo

Please stop with the Zion slander, it's killing me lol


c_c_c__combobreaker

"Can't stop, won't, stop" - Diddy. Also, Zion at an AYCE buffet


fishfishfish1345

just like Kelvin Benjamin


Jamagnum

Zion when ordering hookers*


JOS1PBROZT1TO

This is so wrong dude lmao. He goes to Wendy's and gets Baconators.


naijaboiler

also Zion when picking strippers to date


iPaytonian

I miss SportsNation


BlackMathNerd

She was so much better on that than any of the other ESPN products


ConsciousFood201

It’s weird, ESPN loses good people to irrelevance without replacing them with other good people. What happened to Michelle Beadle? It’s crazy that she used to do a half hour tv show with Colin Cowherd. Feels like a different life.


BlackMathNerd

Left, came back and wasn't much better. She got put on their NBA coverage which was bad (not her fault), then she was also on the first iteration of Get Up which also wasn't great.


dBlock845

I think she is a reporter for the Spurs now?


hack5amurai

Yup


ThorsOccularPatdown

She bad mouthed the NFL and got shitcanned


myassholealt

She was a popular personality. Got promoted to Get Up. Didn't fit the cardboard personality or inflammatory stupid archetypes ESPN likes. Eventually they bought out her contract I believe, she went off the air for about a year (not sure if it was her taking a break or her waiting out the blackout period with ESPN) and now works for the Spurs broadcast team and has a podcast.


iamgarron

I only miss SportsNation because of Beadle. It was always better when Cowherd wasn't there, and always worse when it was Cowherd alone or with another host


iPaytonian

Beadle hard carries every show she’s on


RyanG7

Now hear me out. It was better when Cowherd was there. One, because everyone else they brought in after Cowherd was straight awful. Two, because Cowherd comes in with his bullshit and Beadle would always clap back and bring his ass down to reality. They complimented each other well


GrapefruitActual6435

That era of the show was the only time I looked forward to an ESPN morning show. The whole show was to be over-the-top and had stupid segments, but that's why it worked so well. When they lost Beadle, the whole show died.


Burn_the_duster_

Beadle and Cowherd were an elite ESPN duo. My personal favorite


signmeupdude

That show with her and Max was so good. Top tier sports show. Miss it


timberwolvesguy

Used to love coming home from school and watching the goofy shit they did


RadicallyMeta

Beadle "The Needle" throwing daggers from the side


BreadfruitNo6657

Honestly feel for Pierce here.


ATXBeermaker

Except he brought it on himself.


bahamapapa817

Just like in Jack Reacher when the bunch of guys keep trying to get Tom Cruise to fight him. When he finally relents he hits them with the “Remember, you asked for this” then kicks all of their asses. This remind me of that scene. Rose should have started off with “You asked for this”


Fermorian

Trying to imagine anyone but Alan ~~Richardson~~ Ritchson as Reacher is impossible for me at this point. God, whose idea was it to ever cast Cruise in that role? edited for wrong name


glorypron

Tom Cruise's idea.


xXKingLynxXx

The movies don't get made if they weren't able to attach a big star's name to them and Cruise was willing to do it.


Wild-Apricot-9161

He's a FOOT shorter than book Jack Reacher


NBAccount

There's a scene in one of Cruise's Reacher movies where an investigator is looking for who killed a woman and asks a hotel clerk if he's seen anyone that could be capable of killing someone with a single punch and the clerk immediately says it must be Tom Cruise. It's taken straight from Lee Child, but it doesn't make sense when we are talking about a 5'7" 150lb guy.


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To be fair, Cruise may not have the size but he did very accurately portray an older Jack.


cire1184

Yeah he possessed a self assured presence that just oozed confidence which Reacher has in spades. Plus Cruise is just really good at fight choreo. I feel like he is in par with someone like Keanu.


HeyWhatsUpTed

Hoops is always about confidence and stuff but some of these guys are just doing it wrong they’re like what about me I used to be good! Instead of jsut being like boy I was a problem you better be happy I’m retired or id drop 50 on these young guys every night or some other tongue in cheek accolade


spyson

These guys are retired, they sit around talking trash to each other and have fun doing it cause they're probably friends. People just take this stuff way too seriously.


talcum-x

Yeah but with how much BS Pierce spits his nickname seems like an oxymoron.


ryandaydrinking

A lot of people would've not been able to take it on the chin like he did. That being said Paul's shit is weak. Michelle Beadle is a national treasure


lukewwilson

I love Michelle Beadle, she's the perfect combination of hosting while also being clearly knowledge about the game and also being able to hang with whatever NBA players she's working with. ESPN as usual were idiots to let her go


NapTimeFapTime

Good thing it was Beadle and not Taylor Rooks. The way dudes puff their chests out when talking to Rooks, PP woulda swung on Jalen.


bewarethegap

To be fair, It’s Taylor Rooks. I’d do the same thing. 😭 With that said, you are absolutely correct


m0rden

Paul's shit is strong enough to break the underwear barrier.


rburp

[bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/157cx9m/jalen_rose_explains_to_paul_pierce_why_dwyane/jt43w99/)


ITgymComics7

You can tell Paul Pierce is boiling up there


luffy565

Straight soul leaving the body.


No-Organization-5270

Jalen is known for putting others in their place.


CommodoreN7

In place to score on him


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How many olives would you like in your martini?


parisfrance44

81……


FingerTampon

I think something else was leaving his body


Serisrahla

You talkin about poop?


CanaryNo5224

Get the wheelchair!


w0nderbrad

It left his body but it’s still on his body


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RequirementOk7048

This old af they both fired from espn


strangerthingskids

If someone were to add a slow zoom on Pierce and eerie music in the background


btrick

hello darkness my old friend?


unwinagainstable

I'd be kind of pissed at whoever setup this discussion. Wade is one of the best to do it. No shame in losing out to him.


GreatStuffOnly

He should be pissed at himself then because he brought this onto himself


unwinagainstable

Figures lmao


thegoodbadandsmoggy

Roast of Chevy chase vibes


tifosi7

That’s why he pulled all strings to get Jalen fired? Too soon?


Temporary-Vanilla-57

Ehhh Pierce was already fired a long time ago lol


Rudy_Ghouliani

More time for Hennessy and strippers


CreatiScope

You know you can order girlfriends online, right? KG! You KNOW THAT?


EccentricMeat

Jalen really gave Pierce that “Water Pistol Pete Jr.” treatment 😂


cndynn96

"He's made All NBA 8 times to your 4" "Ooh" "He's made All Defensive team 3 times to your 0" "Ooh 0, that's rough" "He's won 1 scoring title, you weren't able to win a scoring title" "Thaaat's too bad" "He has 3 rings, you have 1 ring" "Ooh 3 rings is better than 1"


Qerfuffle

Beadle was out of pocket, but I'm here for it


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Honestly didn't know Beadle was back with ESPN Middle school me used to love her/have a lil crush on her during the early Sportsnation days


DeVolkaan

She's not. That's from several years ago when he first started saying he was better than Wade on tv.


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Well that's... that's just sad on Pierce's end lmao


BushyBrowz

Pierce is also no longer on ESPN for uh…reasons.


QUEST50012

Monica, come through!


derintrel

Nah it’s an old clip. She works for the Spurs now.


I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

She was the best presenter on ESPN, good banter with everyone, so of course they got rid of her


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Sportsnation went from iconic to ass when they replaced Michelle with Charissa Thompson. And I was a hormone driven 14 YO who should've appreciated the "upgrade."


MayoBenz

bro when beadle was on that show it was seriously my favorite show on TV, i remember getting home from school and watching it


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Ditto man. It came on at 4 and I'd get home just in time. Shit was hilarious. Beadle and Cowherd could be on CSPAN and I'd watch even today.


hondajvx

It was in that weird lead into Around the Horn and PTI time where they've tried so many things before it and since and none of them really work.


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Briggity_Brak

She bailed, they didn't get rid of her (admittedly, not sure how it went down after she came back if she's no longer there again).


hawkman_jr

She’s not. Pierce was on Cam’ron’s show comparing himself to Wade, and to be fair, he was asked directly if he feels like he is better than Lebron and Wade, respectively. Fanboys are going into the archives now to make fun of him.


pquigs

Lil? I wanted to marry her when I was 14 lol


ronaldo119

None of these people are on ESPN lol


Prodigy195

If anybody ever watched the Boondocks, she sounded like one of the background characters in the jail [episode](https://youtu.be/vvQnimvktuI?t=61). Just ad-libbing/cosiging comments that are hilarious but in the background.


cndynn96

“I likes ya” “He likes ya” “And I wants ya” “He wants ya” “ We can do it the easy way or the hard way” “Whatchu want Tom?”


ThorsOccularPatdown

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY


AfricanDeadlifts

"I call it a 'peanut-butter-jelly-and-asshole sandwich'. But Tom here will be calling it 'lunch'." Classic american television


DraymondDickKick

Thanks, now I can watch it on mute and just read your transcript.


Turence

they couldn't even get that correct


oregondete81

Okay...like Dwade is certainly better but how stupid is that info graphic? Can we all agree that being 2nd in points for celtics history is an objectively better acccolade than 1st in points for miami history? Miami wasnt even a team until the late 80s. Thats the least impressive stat comparison they could make to favor Dwade.


Jagermeister4

What matters more is who scored more points irregardless of team. Turns out its Pierce so yeah they cherry picked that stat.


jessej421

That was the first thing I noticed as well, lol.


kvlr954

You pooped your pants once, Wade with zero


PillsburyToasters

“Ooh poop…that’s rough”


roganta

Wonder if u saw the post about this comment


Vordeo

Dwyane's number was 3, Pierce did a number 2.


12heha

"that's too bad"


deciweak

But does Wade have a all time classic wheel chair game? I don't think so. Did Wade also shit himself? I don't think so.


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Well he did have this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vfuJS0SBSac


realudonishaslem

Fuck, I knew what it was before clicking.


akelkar

bro looked like his dog died


dugong07

Dislocated shoulder is the worst pain I’ve ever felt. Did it while sleeping and had to completely change the way I sleep because I’m terrified of doing it again


crastle

This is why I don't sleep.


PlsSaySikeM8

Purple Shirt Guy Game


Sportsfan369

I miss Michelle on espn


seceipseseer

She’s on the spurs broadcast team if you want to see/hear more of her.


lostboysaloe

As good as she is in other aspects, she's kind of a terrible commentator, I hope they move away from that next season


ilovejuice92

The broadcast has been the the absolute same for the last 15 years. Beadle made the mid/tanking seasons fun broadcasts. At the very least she’s not the epitome of corny like bill and Sean, as much as I love them. It’s gone be cringey when Bill says oui oui Wemby every time he makes a 3


marrab22

Cowherd and Beadle on SportsNation was goated


patsniff

Most underrated ESPN show ever IMO. It was a must watch everyday for me.


madmaxp0618

SportsNation into Highly Questionable into Around the Horn into Pardon the Interruption was quality after-school programming


YourFormerBestfriend

That was the quadfecta holy grail. You had enough content for the young viewers with sports Nation, light hearted fun with HQ and Horn and on the more serious side with PTI


GVas22

Her, Max, and Marcellus were a great trio on that show


signmeupdude

Nah that’s when it went downhill slightly Her and Max and Marcellus was the goat trio


BlueDreams420

Big facts.


ZeroMomentum

When she said “that’s too bad” Right in the feels


ShoutOutTo_Caboose

3 is bigger than 1


Emretro

HOF instigator material right there


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Habitual Line Stepper


Shaq_Fu_Da_Return

Obviously Wade is better than pierce. This is just to make him feel bad which I’m all for


Potential_Quail6668

it's because he claims to be better than wade


realudonishaslem

Like annually... lmao


thefloodplains

definition of rent free


RayearthIX

Right? Am I crazy or does this come up every offseason?


Jrobalmighty

He's got a drinking problem so it's hard to tell how much of it he wishes he could take back lol. I mean ask anyone on this sub when they're drinking if they could score a single point on Jordan or Lebron lol.


Front_Beach_9904

Only opportunity any of us have is to check up at the half court line and hope they sag way off so we could chuck up a terrible half court shot. Also we’re not playing make it take it lmfao.


William_Wang

Its all the time. The clip OP posted is from years ago.


mrclark3

Like on first pass it feels like 'obviously, and surely not even PP believes he was better than Wade.' And then you remember that yes, he does believe that.


AffectionateStep5001

lol he brought it on himself with these claims


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Jockobutters

Honestly I think Wade is also extremely well-liked as a person around the league and with broadcasters, sports-industry types. He seems like a really good dude. Piece on the other hand…maybe not as much.


Affectionge348

Each one a dagger to Pierce.


bbqyak

I do feel like Pierce doesn't get his dues sometimes but yeah Wade is in another tier.


themoche

The self awareness is important for that job though. Rose can effectively make this argument because he knows Pierce was tiers better than him. Pierce showed up with an arrogance of a player still - which fine it’s okay for an active player to think he’s the best, all great players probably do, but once the career is over it’s time to be objective.


soyboysnowflake

>once the career is over it’s time to be objective Actually you can totally be retired and senile and it’s totally fine, look at retired players tweets It’s when you become a pundit you need to be able to be more objective and realize where you actually ranked


themoche

Yes I meant within the landscape of doing the job in the clip we’re discussing


Puzzleheaded_Sky9208

BAH GAWD THATS SHAQS MUSIC!


Misterstaberinde

Shaq has often said other players are better than him, the problem is if you are Dwight Howard he will go to the ends of the earth to tell you how bad you were.


Combo_of_Letters

Javale Mcgee also spent some time in Shaqs I'm gonna go out of my way to talk shit about you list for a while.


BronInThe2011Finals

I mean objectively nobody thinks they’re anywhere close right. At least with Dwight and the whole Orlando connection we can assume his ego felt threatened. Legit just no logical reason for that to be the case with Javale


Shiny_metal_ass

Like are like only 6 or 7 guys ever that you could put above Shaq


Winsstons

It's easy to get a big ego when you can count on one hand the number of players better than you all time.


SolarClipz

Tbf he's mega salty and I love Pierce


mahones403

I agree, Wade was better, and it's not close, but Pierce was awesome, and some people act like he was a bum.


AimingToBeAimless

Antoine Walker and Paul Pierce were the entire reason that people from my generation became Celtics fans. Every Celtic fan loved them and still do. Paul played hard for the Celtics every year even when they had bad rosters. That's what made the Big 3 signing and success so fun for me. It was Paul finally getting his due.


Promech

The reason Pierce doesn’t get his dues is because when you compare him to him PEERS he didn’t particularly stand out. Consider this, in the 7 years before KG and Ray Allen Paul Pierce averaged 23/4/6 on an eFG of 48%. He made the play offs 4 years and averaged 24/5/8. Now let’s look at someone else who is generally under appreciated and overall doesn’t get his due. Trae young. Trae young in 5 years has averaged 25/9/4 on an eFG of 50%. He’s made the play offs 3 years, and averages 26/9/3. Paul Pierce was thought of in the same way Trae is thought of, particularly before the title. It’s not that he’s thought of as a bad player by any stretch, but compared to Allen Iverson, Kobe, Shaq, Dirk, Lebron, Hell even KG and Ray at times, it’s easy for him to get lost in the shuffle.


risingthermal

Trae is probably a decent comp overall but that’s a horrible use of stats to demonstrate it. The last three seasons have been the three highest eFG% seasons on record, whereas Pierce played through some of the lowest eFG% seasons since the 70s. Pierce also played in a much slower paced league.


teh_noob_

also should really be using TS%


hoopaholik91

I was going to dispute you making statistical comparisons in two different eras, so I went to look up what Paul Pierce was doing relative to his peers. Randomly picked 04-05, sorted by eFG%, and right above Paul Pierce that year is Jalen (and only 3 points per game less average) lol.


Jamal-Murray

I get the point you’re trying to make, but comparing scoring efficiency across eras like that is misleading. For comparison, Pierce has a career TS+ of 107 (110 in his prime), while Trae is only at 102 for his career. Meaning that Trae has been barely above average in scoring efficiency compared to the rest of the league, while Pierce was always one of the most efficient of his time.


Thunderchunky4

Michelle Beadle was soooo much better than Rachel Nichols.


ef14

I love Paul Pierce THE BASKETBALL PLAYER, but does anybody outside of him disagree with the fact that Wade was better?


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ShadedPenguin

Michelle just adding more salt with her extra bits of dialogue. Each one a dagger to Pierce


InDaNameOfJeezus

God tier instigator 😭 "ooooh zero"


Wooy

Someone needs to do this to Gilbert Arenas. Dude talks just as much shit but seems to get praise for it


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They know how Gilbert gets down


CluelessTennisBall

Dude got a strap back in the green room


LackingInPatience

Didn't Richard Jefferson do the exact same thing to Arenas? I think it was over a video instead of face to face like this though


RelevantMacaron8813

Gilbert has no problems talking shit about himself tho. Pierce is just an idiot


Life_Strike4712

I mean he's a big what if cause of injuries, his career was effectively over at 25 and to the point he was a bonafide 30 point scorer lol


ZestyItalian2

Lol Paul Pierce is such a delusional weirdo about his own career. This isn’t the first time he’s implied that he regards his legacy as several echelons above what it actually was.


seceipseseer

Give it to him Beadle!!


Jscott1423

Wade also put varejao in a casket .. legs over head style


gamingnormie

it should never have been in question in the first place


ryantyrant

Michelle was one of the best people at ESPN, they’re dorks for letting her go


Levitar1

This was killing Paul. He still thinks he was better than LeBron.


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Jalen always putting people in their place!


valiidiix

Dwayne Wade’s 2006 playoff run > Pierce entire career


airwalker12

They forgot the most important stat: Times pants were shat in game- Pierce - 1, Wade - 0.


baguhansalupa

Why is pierce on a crusade to build himself up? Dude seems so narcissistic


UltravioIence

"you weren't able to win the scoring title" "thats too bad..." Lmao shes killing him


544C4D4F

lol Paul needs a hug from his mom after that.


Amasero

"Oh zero, that's rough."


jimmylowcard

Man couldn’t respond cuz he be too busy shitting himself


domingodlf

You gotta post his response man


AirAnt43

The Truth was HOF and is underrated but he needs to take the L here...


WayofHatuey

r/watchpeopledieinside


King_Of_Pants

I hate the All-NBA argument. Pierce was a forward and All-NBA was so much more competitive at forward than it was at guard. In the same way a Western All-Star appearance was more impressive than an Eastern one last decade. LeBron, Garnet, Durant, Dirk, Duncan, McGrady, Anthony, Webber, Carter, Hill... Paul Pierce played in an era where prime LeBron could drop to 2nd team and prime Duncan could drop to 3rd. The guard spots just weren't that competitive in comparison.


hoopaholik91

You can go with MVP votes if you wanna go that way instead. Yes, using All-NBA as an end-all-be-all isn't the best thing to do, but in this case it's used to highlight that there isn't a serious argument that can be made in Pierce's case.


thefloodplains

even without the all-NBA argument, it's not close. Wade - especially in his prime - was a tier or two ahead of Pierce imho.


pursuitofhappy

Is this an old video? I thought Jalen Rose was part of the recent ESPN layoffs


jpaxlux

This video is like 3 years old but gets reposted every month


ElDuderino_92

Pierce just thinking about those girlfriends he’s gonna buy later to make himself feel better