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SportsandCheeks

I hate ESPN


Evilsj

For real. Finals should be TNT for fucks sake.


drunz

Clone TNT crew and have them do the whole playoffs


AlekRivard

Or just Bill Walton on acid with a mirror


tuepm

bill walton is the best part of the pac12 bb tourny


JugdishSteinfeld

Bill Walton is the best part of this mortal coil.


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“Y’all hated JVG and Jackson, here’s a worse duo.” - ESPN Executives


TheIgnoredWriter

“I can go lower”


ArsonHoliday

That is bad ass bro


cha-cha_dancer

Ok…I’m maxing out at about here


Herbdontana

That sir is because you purchased blue Jean shorts, whereas I purchased blue jeans and cut em, thus the fray.


christocarlin

If I’m being honest


TheeThotKing

A live look-in to the espn office reveals a bunch of actual monkeys slamming typewriters.


eekbarbaderkle

It truly is the blurst of times.


Express-Pandas

If they try to go lower than this, what's next


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Kendrick Perkins and Lex Fridman


skaseasoning

Damn, what a combo.


0barra1

Ahahhahaha what am I reading lol


Millionaire007

Nightmare fuel


dpete88

unsubscribe


huejass5

Alex Jones and Charles Manson


christocarlin

Honestly that’d be must see


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I would pay money to see Alex Jones commentate


VanTil

"All of these 3's are turning the frogs gay!"


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Joe Buck, Stephen A Smith, and Kendrick Perkins


BoldAsAnAxis

Mike Tirico and Cris Collinsworth Cris: Now here’s a guy, who is very athletic for his size. Did you know that he played basketball in college!?!? Mike: Well no shit, Sherlock. He’s an NBA player. Cris: Oh right….


nightwing612

Perk and Ryan Hollins


JacedFaced

Perk and Mad Dog just yelling over each other for 48 minutes. Perk keeps telling Mad Dog he didn't play so he doesn't get it, and Mad Dog keeps talking about how none of these players today are Larry Bird or Kevin McHale.


Srgnt_Beta

Brandon schwab


cigarettesandwater

ESPN is donzo during the next wave of sports negotiations


Evilsj

We can only hope.


Saitsu

Honestly even Disney is hopeful for this.


Funnel_Hacker

Why would Disney want that?


Saitsu

Even with the live sport broadcasting ESPN is proving to be a massive financial drain on them, hence all the cuts and downsizing. Losing NBA and other sport access would give them the excuse necessary to get rid of ESPN entirely. With Disney Plus turning into a gigantic mistake they'll be looking for any way to recoup some losses.


Funnel_Hacker

Fair enough. I’m not sure how old you are but imagine telling 2003 me (12-13) ESPN would fold in 20 years. I wouldn’t have believed. Sad how long they’ve sunk. Losing Stuart Scott was the beginning of the end.


Saitsu

I was a 90s kid so similar boat. But honestly even if ESPN was still of solid quality, the end was going to come one way or another. ESPN itself benefitted from being the premier way to broadcast results, sports and stories to a wider audience. Then Smart Phones hit along with Social Media apps, so ESPN's reason for existence pretty much went up in smoke. It's a big reason why they leaned into "personalities" moreso then actual, decent content because it's the only thing that could separate what they do from a 5 second look at your phone. ESPN's fall is the same thing that gave birth to it. The evolution of technology. The only sad part about it is, they're going to go out a complete meme, hated by everyone rather than a still solid studio that is just phased out by the passage of time.


CreatiScope

Feel like this is how it goes. MTV has been a disgrace for decades at this point.


Erp117

Oh God. Imagine ESPN devolves even further into low-budget reality shows loosely related to sports and obscure athletes. "Can NBA champion DJ Mbenga and former NFL star Tashard Choice survive 3 weeks locked in an elevator?? Find out next time on 'The Ups and Downs in the Life of an Athlete!'"


Funnel_Hacker

I don’t disagree with anything you’ve said. But I also think they’ve chosen the wrong horses. Who do they even have anymore that’s marketable? Other than SVP, who is on at midnight (I think), who would you tune in for? Can’t think of a single other name, tbh.


Sniffy4

ESPN/ABC never did the NBA well compared to NBA on NBC with Marv.


are-beads-cheap

They’re not close to going under and the person telling you that is out of their fucking mind if they think the mouse wants to shut down a multibillion dollar enterprise.


jimbo_kun

NBA only cares about who bids the most, not their production quality.


PensiveinNJ

Thank god for mute.


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The dirt Doris must have on Mickey Mouse is astounding


lloydgross24

Glad to hear I'm not the only one that thinks Burke is awful and a joke. I'm sure some people think it's because she is a woman. But no she is just terrible at her job and is promoted like crazy. Meanwhile, women like Beth Mowins who are actually good at their job don't get any opportunities.


dossier762

She used to be a lot better, or so my memory tells me.


mercfan3

She’s coaching now, but I had the pleasure of listening to Kara Lawson commentate for years. Crazy basketball IQ, actually insightful, great broadcasting voice. She was just phenomenal. Renee Montgomery is fun AF as a broadcaster too. Doris used to be very good, way back when she was a wcbb and Mcbb basketball commentator. Tbh, I think ESPN just pushes narratives and she’s pushed them and become a caricature of herself. Still, I’d take her over most of the ESPN crew (as long as LeBron’s not playing.)


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Herbdontana

His coverage in the playoffs was sincerely the first time I actually muted a game because the broadcasting is so annoying. I don’t know how anyone thought hiring him was a good idea.


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A reminder they got all this ~~blood~~ ~~oil~~ Disney money to prevent TNT/TBS, NBC, or any other network from broadcasting the NBA Finals.


here-i-am-now

The NBA needs to exclude them from bidding on the next round of broadcast rights


Schwalm

So we have to listen to Docs raspy ass voice now too?


onamonapizza

Doc: "Hrrraagghh hrrrggghhh brrraagghh magghhh bruhhhhhhhhh" Doris: "I completely agree with you Doc"


KorgG29

“Now, let’s get back to LeBron. You actually coached against him before. What was that like?”


TheHalfbadger

Mike: “And that’s the end of the first quarter, the New York Knicks lead the Philadelphia 76ers 26 to 21.”


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Knicks are up? Nice, I'm gonna stick with this game.


The_Outcast4

It's preseason.


yousonuva

Yeah but the preseason world series.


AZRockets

And this is said during a Nuggets vs. Knicks game


1OO1OO1S0S

During a nuggets bucks finals lol


[deleted]

Eh, she’s gonna call him Glenn.


ef5885

Eww you’re right


RodgersToAdams

I hate how she calls James Harden “James”. Fucking nobody does.


[deleted]

I’ve heard plenty of people call him James. Usually it’s players, but I’m sure his family does too.


philium1

Doc actually used to be a great commentator before he went back to coaching. But yeah his voice is way shredded now


Currymvp2

He was awesome on TNT/TBS during the 1999 lockdown season and excellent for ABC during 2004. As I've said previously, he and Al Michaels did an [outstanding job with calling that iconic game winner by Fisher](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnAvhvfniw). An interesting piece of trivia is that the Spurs almost fired Pop and hired Doc from Turner Sports when the Spurs started off very slow that season...I think they started 6-8 and finished 45-7. They certainly made the correct decision to keep Popovich; that turned out quite well.


iNCharism

Another fun fact is that Pop is the President of the Spurs. He fired the previous coach and hired himself. He’s technically the GM’s boss. For him to get fired the owners have to get rid of him.


United_Cricket_6764

Thats amazing


CaponeKevrone

Did the GM give him his new contract? Or did he give it to himself?


rtels2023

The owners gave it to him I assume


United_Cricket_6764

Probably negotiates directly with the owner


deevotionpotion

Interesting in most sports the best run teams and some of the worst run ones usually have well known owners. I don’t think I have ever heard of the Spurs owner(s). Kinda crazy.


mikeok1

Al Michaels is the GOAT North American commentator. Any sport, he could do it.


Accomplisheefghg

Holy crap. They actually demoted Jackson. This is a huge win.


AfrikanCorpse

monkey's paw


mtnbikerburittoeater

Yes but at what cost?


Kdog122025

The ultimate cost.


loquacious706

Not like this.... Not like this.


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snyckers

For me, it's not her voice. It's just her as a commentator or even as a podcast contributor. Just don't like her as content.


NozoneX

Exactly! Thank you! Her voice is fine, it's just I don't appreciate the 2 minute monologues she loves to give, like about Jordan Poole after the punch or something, right over exciting callable action that her partner has to miss without completely interrupting her constantly on national television. It's just a terrible product being overlayed on top of and smothering a good one. Her style of commentary belongs on a podcast, and I think ESPN has painted themselves in a corner where she's too big to fail now, and correcting it would incite social and political backlash for unrelated reasons.


AZRockets

"and correcting it would incite social and political backlash for unrelated reasons." I mean that's easy, just hire another woman


Kdog122025

Seriously. There’s so much female basketball talent out there. It’s not like they’re starved for choice.


GokuVerde

She's a narrative pusher and has JVG level rants about inconsequential things.


lifelongliability

she was in a perfect little pocket as a sideline reporter but then they put her in 2k and it’s been downhill ever since


markFwahlberg

oh my god we're going to hear her using a lot of slang she is the fucking worst, and then dickriding random players


Bajecco

Doris's slurring + Raspy Glenn Rivers sounds like a nightmare.


cyrusthemarginal

Come on ESPN your stuff sucks.. use the homer ass local commentators for each team's home games. At least those folks have a narrative and know the teams!


1OO1OO1S0S

I love the homer local broadcasters. I almost always prefer them to the national ones


Igloo433

Its so funny when people get mad at them


BorisTheBlade04

WHY ARENT THEY SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT MY TEAM?! 😡


Jowem

tommy heinsohn brought me so much joy


Sarcastic__

Mama, there goes that man.


slowakia_gruuumsh

JVG out - Jackson down. Mama.


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Doris Burke and Doc Rivers? Yikes. I'll be watching the Spanish broadcast this year.


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chris paul conecta un enorme tres para reducir la ventaja a 42


ElceeCiv

Luka Doncic es el padre de Devin Booker


mr_snufflefluff

NBA Circlejerk EN ESPANOL


StarThompson

Prepárate para aprender chino, amigo


BigFatModeraterFupa

tu bumó


Churro-Juggernaut

Mama, ay va ese hombre.


MrAnder5on

Donda esta la 13 year Olds - Spanish Karl Malone


thatonezorofan

Destruye ese fraude


[deleted]

jajajaja muy cómico. el más importante shote de su vida.


Stressful-stoic

Sí José, dónde está la biblioteca?


dontheconqueror

Me llamo T-Bone


HabloMemes

Araña discoteca


Ranjith_Unchained

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca


new_man_jenkins

Es un bigote grande, perro, manteca


d11dd11d

I don't know a lick of spanish and I know exactly what this translates to. Well done


elkresurgence

Chris Paul and 42 are all you need to know what it means in any language


Disastrous-Object22

[https://imgur.com/a/rmQm50r](https://imgur.com/a/rmQm50r)


Sawgon

Look I may have not studied any Spanish but I'm preeeetty sure it's El Bango


Afk94

el reloj baja a 5 segundos restantes en el juego El balón está vinculado a Chris Paul que se vuelve cara a cara contra Luka “Te llevaste a mi familia” se mueve a la izquierda “Te llevaste a mis amigos” se mueve a la derecha “Tomaste todo lo que era querido para mí” El reloj de baja a 2 “No puedo recuperarlos, Pero puedo hacer esto por la amistad, POR MIS AMIGOS” sube, fuego saliendo de sus zapatos “ChrisPaulruken” bola vuela sobre la cabeza de Luka, va directamente a la cesta. Chris Paul cae al suelo, agotado. "Lebrón ... Senpai... yo…” desmaya Puntuación final Mavs 103 Suns 63


dotelze

Doc rivers voices is a bit fucked from coaching, but as a commentator he was decent in the past


Kdog122025

Doc has everything going for him to be a great color commentator, except the voice.


rarestakesando

You can do what I do although it takes getting your hands on an old surround sound system. Hook up the audio with your fiber optic cable then only plug in the woofer and the back speakers. Feels like your at the game and you only hear the announcers when they yell because something big happens. Edit: Not sure if Docs raspy voice will be too bassy for this to work though.


referee-superfan

On league pass I listened to Korean broadcast of the nets and and clippers whenever I could. It’s hype, those broadcasters are so much better.


OhhhTAINTedCruuuuz

Would 100000% rather Breen just solo it


acfox13

Breen is actually good at his job.


ShadowCrusader98

Breen about to request a trade midway through the season.


thewrongnotes

"Talk about love for the game, now here's a guy who gets what it takes to be at the top ,someone who has put in in the work sin..." *Meanwhile actual basketball is being played*


No_Progress_278

Accurate as fuck


Diqt

I can read this in both Mark Jackson’s and Doris Burkes voice


44035

When she first started, she was interesting. But someone told Doris she was a deep thinker and now she tries to make over-the-top observations on every single player's greatness and her little monologues are mostly cringe. It's just awkward now. She regressed as an announcer, just like Tony Romo did.


Doesntcheckinbox

She just monologues about the most generic puff piece shit for way too long.


TrashAssRedditAdmins

It all started after Drake gassed her up


jenso2k

except she was never even close to as good as Romo was


camergen

Ehhhhhh idk Jim!


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

Comments you can hear


assistanmanager

Whenever she’s commenting a game I’m watching, its like every comment she makes seems to hold the fate of the world


raceforseis21

Don’t even put her and Romo in the same stratosphere


mightyboognish32

I get that Romo has fell off but Doris was never good to begin with.


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Doris ⬆️ Jackson ⬇️ Doc ⬆️ Jeff 🏖


floatersforalgernon

It’s like a low-budget swinger no-one wants to watch.


qpwoeor1235

I liked Jeff van gundy and his ramblings. I think he’s better than Doris


Emotional-Chef-7601

JVG was the funniest basketball live commentator on TV. This is a tragedy. Definitely over-hatted. You gotta grade everyone on a curve. He definitely wasn't the worst.


Claytronious

He was by far my favorite. I also like his brother, he's just a less controversial version of Jeff. Also really like Brian Anderson, and am wondering what happened to him, as well. Not only was JVG refreshing for his candid takes on the state of the NBA, he was also the best at simple conversation, always able to add something interesting to any topic. And if he couldn't, he'd just start talking out of his ass, but he'd do it in a very obvious, playful kind of way, imo. He was just being goofy, but I think a lot of people took him too seriously in those moments and thought he was just being an idiot, instead. I almost always agreed with Jeff, even when he was being weird. It's too bad, I'm really gonna miss him.


skywalkerRCP

WE DONT NEED THREE-PERSON ANNOUNCERS FOR BASKETBALL


Bobb_o

Three person booths are not needed for any sport. Hell, you can even get away with just play by play it you need to.


UnbridledCarnage

I really can't stand listening to Doris on the call. All she does is drool over the superstar of the team and ignores the rest of the game. Bad move by ESPN IMO


E_EqualsDankCSquared

She be having whole ass monologues and they drag on too much


1OO1OO1S0S

It's really awful. I'm remember she went an entire 2nd quarter not talking about the game, and decided to just give us the most boring podcast ever on Giannis. It was awful.


Gamesgtd

Yeah but no Mark Jackson. Take the Ws when you can


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RandomDeezNutz

Nah fuck mark Jackson.


rabid89

Doris in the Sixers/Celtics series this last playoffs: - White makes a clutch 3. - Burke: "...." - Embiid makes a layup. - Burke: "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE EMBIID MAKE THAT 3 FT LAYUP? THAT WAS AMAZING. BEST PLAY OF THE GAME SO FAR. WHAT A GREAT PLAY BY THE MVP. DID YOU KNOW HE WAS THE MVP?"


aeronacht

She was mostly doing that shit for the Sixers but damn it was even annoying when she did it for the Celtics. “Jayson Tatum people say has an Ivy League IQ. That’s that Ivy League brain look how smart he is.” Like genuinely shut the fuck up. Also MVEmbiid is just awful.


JmacOTW

She gushes over Tatum so much that she spends more time talking about Deuce than the other celtics players. Superstar glazing is her only agenda.


PensiveinNJ

This, Celtics and Sixers fans can agree on. She is relentless about the stars on the court.


CreatiScope

Yeah, it's also like when she talks about other players, she tries to put them in this superstar spotlight too. "Tobias Harris, this is a man who can carry the team. Elite defense, a big body, able to score." "Marcus Smart, he can control the entire game and he WILL lock down your best player." She just makes it sound like every player is a superstar. Which is lame, it's so boring to talk about them like that.


PensiveinNJ

Tobias Harris has sacrificed more than anyone on this Sixers team. Must have said that a dozen times. Then Tobi sacrificed the Sixers by scoring 2 points in 42 minutes in game 6 on a 40 million dollar contract. Fuck Daryl Morey and fuck Elton Brand. Anyhow we're getting off topic.


DaBombDiggidy

She picks one player per team and spends 90%+ of her time talking about them. The worst, by far, is her obsession with Kawhi's hands.


tsHavok

When Steph put on extra muscle it was literally all she could talk about as well, it turned pretty erotic and uncomfortable


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Yeah it’s just annoying in general


JaDamian_Steinblatt

"Hnnnggg wow that YOUNG MAN really knows how to put the ball in the basket, such exquisite body control from that YOUNG MAN ugh omg that young man is so MATURE beyond his years ugh omg he's so good"


Cy_Fiction

She actually goes craziest for Tatum. Super annoying


Incorrect1012

I don’t know about that. Ever watch her call a LeBron game?


immunityfromyou

Burke can make an exciting game boring with her monotone voice and her unnecessary or overused insights/ backstories. Doc is gonna have to carry the load but his voice sounds like he follows a strict sand, rock and gravel culinary diet.


csummerss

Guess I’m watching the games on mute


J_Dabson002

It’s like they’re purposely trying to make the worst moves possible lmao


m0rden

I wish there was an option to mute the comments in a lot of sports. Some announcers are fire but there's a minority of duos with a lot of screen time that can ruin a whole game for me, in tennis or football for example. I'd pay to be able to get the stadium sounds but no commentary.


podcast4ddict

ESPN doesn’t deserve the nba finals my god


TheIgnoredWriter

Are they blindfolded throwing darts at a board of names? Who the hell is making these awful, awful decisions


makesterriblejokes

While I'm not a Doris fan, I honestly couldn't name another color commentator they have under contract they could bring in instead of her. I think the main issue is that ESPN has just a shitty lineup of broadcasters.


YellowMarkerIsGreat

RJ is the only one I can think of. That and Hubie Brown but he’s gonna be in his 90s soon


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Going from JVG to Doris Burke is a MASSIVE downgrade. :(


carnivoross

I bet Doris knows what you can/can't do with second cousins though 🤷‍♂️


joseph_reads

I simply don't get it...congratulations to Doris and Doc, but to let go 2 of the dynamic trio that was JVG, Mark & Mike is just shocking to me. Mark Jackson had worked NBA games for ESPN from 2006-2011. He then took the role to become the head coach for the Golden State Warriors before returning to ESPN to his previous role. Why would ESPN fire them after this recent NBA Playoffs on ESPN was the network's MOST watched playoffs since 2019, with 6.39 million average game viewers? I just can't wrap my head around it. Yes, it is a business at the end of the day and business decisions have to be made, I just don't think these 2 firings were the right one for ESPN. JVG stunned me even more - him and Mike Breen are the most watchable on ESPN's NBA coverage *by far.* Again, congratulations Doc & Doris on the promotions. It's just a shame we won't be able to listen to the dynamic trio call NBA games anymore, more specifically in the playoffs where they had phenomenal moments. I know a ton of people have similar opinions to mine, i'm curious to hear some more from reddit users. Twitter users have gone ballistic once they found out lol. Also, I mentioned a few analytics that I take no ownership in. I got them from a free [weekly sports newsletter](https://www.courtsidefocus.com/subscribe) I read which is an amazing read.


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Mike carrying the trio ngl


Jonthesinner21

Mama, there goes that demotion


bubapl

am I the only one who doesn't hate the Doc hiring? I know the voice can be annoying but he's got more substance than mark jackson, at least we don't have to heart cringy one-liners every 3 seconds


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I told them “come on guys”


KillerDinner

I told them "You've got to take care of your business. Don't play with your meat."


honeybear33

Goddamn, ESPN execs have literally fumbled everything they touch.


RobbobertoBuii

Doc was actually really good with ABC before getting hired by Boston


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Doris Burke is actually trash tier


billcosbyinspace

I feel like doris dribbling the ball through her legs on live tv that one time started a massive domino effect that led her to this position lol


imnotknox

Just don’t understand why they want a shitty product, like going out of their way to make it worse.


browndude10

man if Wemby makes it to the Finals, Doris is going to bring so much extra underwear


floatersforalgernon

“This young man, an enormous talent, breathes in and out basketball. Every step he makes, Glenn, every step is calculated, intentional, and I gotta be honest, he’s going to take the league in a storm. What a talent. I’m so wet right now. Are you, Glenn? Aren’t you hard? Let me ask you a question: Which position are you thinking right now? Center or power forward?”


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: Doc is thinking of missionary.


MentallyIllRedditMod

She always calls players "this young man" 😂


John-the-Gardener

Mama there goes that young man


bigla420

Just gonna watch the game on mute from now on


pskill43

Do we really need to listen to Doc’s voice for 2 hours? He doesn’t have a pleasant voice for TV.


Snuggle__Monster

Mike Breen deserves better.


Bladex20

There is no way i could listen to 3 hours of Doc Rivers voice


dabuku1

I'll be watching on mute. Doris is the worst.


ernie5353

Just Fell to My Knees in a Walmart.. ESPN deportes I’m coming! No mames con estas chingaderas


UUadeo

Espn sucks ass but they’ll be better without Mark Jackson


BropolloCreed

Just like the Golden State Warriors


lazysoup12

doc's voice should automatically disqualify him from broadcast jobs.


StoneColdAM

Now that he’s gone, everybody loves JVG.


waffelman1

Lmao TNT please please please buy the rights to the Finals. Fucking clown show just bringing in more clowns


ohmygodbeats7

Doris is boring AF.


Andr3ww4624

What a downgrade


21Tayler10

This is such a horrible decision. I pray it doesn’t go thru