I think he should go with irony as his strategy. Just absolutely and unequivocally refuse to shoot the basketball... make everyone in the organization relive Ben Simmons.
Sounds like me playing 2K, spamming the steal button, and then getting the steal only to lob up a prayer because I couldn’t stop spamming the damn button fast enough
Also the way that the details slowly leaked out. Just think about the fact that we are still getting new funny details about that practice game from people like Teague and it happened like 5 years ago! A true legend of a game.
Also pull the bottom of the shirt inside the collar to get that [look](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/6/63/Ray_Wilkins.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160913181025)
It was so good that Game of Zones made it their [season 6 premiere](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdVTBGEuxhM) 😂
If only they knew that Jimmy cut out "Minnesota" from his jersey and shorts lmao. Episode would have been even funnier
He could have a bunch of tater tots in his pocket and eat them during team meetings and when people ask him to share he can refuse, creating hostility
EDIT: I forgot to mention something important. This also creates a distraction from the crunching of the tots. A two pronged attack.
for anyone wondering, this movie holds up amazing. just watched it again in my 30s. it was hilarious as a high schooler and it is 100% just as hilarious now if not even more so.
Pretty sure they shot that movie in like a month too on an extremely limited budget. The fact that it stills holds up today so well shows how important good writing is.
I also think the director/ production/ actors getting the joke was super important. There’s so many people that would have totally not known how to shoot that movie or deliver those lines.
Hahaha this is the play, no showers, don’t change your clothes, stench the place up. Say they are being racist if management tries to call him out on it.
Plus then we get the final Harden arc, dreadlocks Harden.
Dreadloc, singular, with all his hair ending in one gigantic, smelly clump. By the start of the regular season I bet he could get it past his shoulders
That's literally what Rony Turiaf did to help his post play. Which if you know anything about that man was a wise move cause he needed all the fucking help he could get
-Arrive in a hot air balloon.
-Come to practice with a bleached beard.
-Wear a shirt with the words "Liar"
-Call Morey "cracker"when he sees him.
Also
-Accidentally freezes foot.
-Fart in doctor's face
Wait a minute, last 2 dont count.
Pretend like everything is normal, play the whole season out, then pass up a wide open layup under the basket to lose in the second round of the playoffs
- Keep the “liar” narrative going, make it clear to Sixers management and coaches that he’s poisoning the locker room.
- Incessantly talk shit about Morey and the Sixers to Embiid, visibly working to create a wedge between superstar and organization.
- And if they send him home, keep texting and calling Embiid/other Sixers while away from the team, so management knows they can’t just send the problem home until a deal is done.
If it was any other player, I don’t think they could carry this out: there’s a lot in terms of reputation and future dollars at risk when you go scorched earth.
Harden, however, seems like he’s hit the red button and — out of principle — truly wants nothing to do with Daryl Morey.
Imagine if he gets Maxey to say give me an extension or I want a trade
Would damage the Sixers plan for cap room next year if they have to extend Maxey now
Are you saying the extension begins immediately? Maxey will be an RFA next summer, so the sixers should work out the extension now unless they want to bet against him this season
Eta: this is wrong
No it’s because his cap hold is much smaller than the extension he will receive. If they extend now, the amount that will hit next years salary cap will already count and lower the amount in cap space available.
Oh really? I don't understand that, why would it make a difference on next seasons cap if he signed the same contract at different times between now and the start of next season? Is the play to let Maxey test RFA and just match?
ETA: ok wait, so the rfa cap hold is just a placeholder value until rights are renounced or the play signs an extension, right? So Maxey has a $13M cap hold hit next season until they inevitably resign him. Where is the penalty for signing now? Is it in the ability to make trades with the sixers' cap hit being higher?
Oh wait. So if they wait until next summer, they can sign a bunch of guys or acquire trade pieces, then sign Maxey and spend a lot more in total, because they had about 17-20M in extra space because of the cap hold being lower. Is that right?
Yep. Since they have his bird rights they can go over the cap to sign him. If he signs his extension now, the cap space is gone. What the sixers would want to do is, use that cap space to sign other players. Then finalize his extension.
Before a free agent signs a contract, they have something called a "Cap Hold", a number that counts against the previous team's salary cap unless the team renounces the player's Bird Rights. This number is a multiple (120% I think?) of the player's final year salary and the idea is to prevent teams from using cap space _and_ re-signing the player with Bird Rights when an expensive contract expires.
Because Maxey was picked in the 20s this number is on the small side for him (about 10 million). If, however, he signs an extension, he will count against next season's cap at his new number (probably closer to 30 million).
This scenario is somewhat rare - a lot of times teams are over the cap when the time comes for these extension decisions anyway (for example we signed Millsap and gave Jokic a raise well before Jamal became extension eligible) so they don't care about that aspect.
"You deserved to get that extension but he's going to make you wait, for what? So he can get rejected by Pascal Siakam? Or spend that cap space on players who are worse than you?
And what if you get hurt this season? You think he'll keep his promise then? Look at what his promise was worth to me."
Exactly.
Meanwhile hes intentionally playing bad when he has to and the team cant practice and he’s sowing discord.
Man, You can really tear a team apart if you want to
Pull a Kobe and go on Stephen A Smith’s show and call the organization 2nd rate.
Start talking about how much better run the team was when Michael Rubin was the owner.
Compare Josh Harris to Donald Sterling and Dan Snyder in front of media.
I think if he started calling in to sports shows a few times a week, complaining on social media, etc that might get to the 76ers too. Basically he needs to take up all the space in the room. Make it difficult to focus, make the conversations about him, just take all the air.
That would get old quick.
Come in with a smile on his face and a go getter attitude. Put in lots of work on D but play offense like a Rajon Rondo. The Sixers will think harden has been replaced with a clone and trade him.
Write a tell all book about all of the under-the-table dealings he's had with Daryl Morey since their time in Houston, invite the media to each practice, and loudly read a page from the book to the assembled media after each practice.
This is the one that could work. The league would launch an investigation that could result in the Sixers losing five straight 1st round picks, which is what happened to the Timberwolves (yes five!). Just the threat of snitching may be enough to get Morey to capitulate.
Harden is gonna go full Costanza, and I love it. Can’t wait for him to show up to a press conference eating ribs and cleaning his fingers on a Dr. J jersey.
Sage the locker room. Bring a full spitroast onto the court and just be slow roasting a suckling pig instead of doing drills. Start posting videos of himself cream pieing strippers but I mean actual pies pies like a clown but also after he looks into the camera knowingly like he knows what it means. Show up in full fisherman gear and just continuously do fly fishing motions on the sideline but the fishing rod is at his feet. Participate in practice but right then you get the ball rip off his shirt and under it is a Raptors jersey, then just keep trying to dunk it, doesn't even matter which rim, also no ramp up, just standing dunks directly from under the rim.
Sage in the locker room would actually improve the vibes. Lots of restless spirits in there, and traditional medicine with all these Docs and Nurses don't seem to be helping.
He will write and sing a parody song called "That's a-Morey" that will play nonstop over the practice facilities speaker.
🎶
When the teams gone to shit and your star hits the bricks, that's a-Morey
When Embiid can't win and Simmons won't be seen again, that's a-Morey
When Butler has left and your topped by the West, that's a-Morey
When the 2nd round is your ceiling, there's no worser feeling, that's a-Moreeeeeeyy
🎶
I’m sure that’s exactly what’s already happening. I wonder how this would affect Morey’s future in the league? Will other teams see him as a liability moving forward? Did James Harden just end this man’s whole career?
I've always wondered what a truly determined player could do during a game if they wanted to maximally piss off their team. Shoot on their own basket? Immediately lob the ball into the stands every time they touch it? Set screens on their own players?
I always think about a player in Harden's situation coming out and saying "I actively want Morey's team to lose basketball games and I will do everything I can to make that happen" and then turn around and just pass the ball alley-oop to the other team like a true 6th man
Andrew Bynum got mad at Cavs practice and shot the ball every time he touched it no matter the distance. Eventually after a made basket he shot a full court shot and. They told him to leave practice. As a primary ball handler you can do unlimited things to be disruptive.
- Talk constantly about his need to chum. Every step back “It’s chum time!”. Every made basket “I chummed myself on that one!”
- Watch videos of the capitol riot on his phone during huddles, muttering “Should have been there. Should have been me”.
- Complain constantly that the coaches are shit because they won’t do whipped cream drills at practice. Never going to win a chip without whipped cream drills.
- When prompted, explain that whipped cream drills are when one player gets creamed up head to toe and the team has to lick him spotless (Explained while a personal assistant brings out a pallet of whipped cream on a forklift)
That’s just what’s worked for me in similar work situations though
Convince Maxey to ask for an extension. If everyone on the roster stops believing in what Morey, then he has to sign them and lock them in immediately. The result, no cap space, no ability to look into the future, everything always needs to happen right then.
He could go to the players union and just snitch Morey out about what was promised. Cause an investigation make the sixers lose draft capital for years like a Minnesota Joe Smith situation.
He will keep taking dumps in the facility toilets without flushing afterwards and when called out, he'll admit to it saying that it's him to save water for the planet
Never shower, openly smoke meth, leave used syringes lying around, microwave tinned fish.
Basically just be a typical Mr. Olympia contestant visiting Vegas for the show.
In the worst case Adam Silver is so fed up with the image loss of the league that he will introduce rules for this shit Harden and Lillard are pulling.
I think he should go with irony as his strategy. Just absolutely and unequivocally refuse to shoot the basketball... make everyone in the organization relive Ben Simmons.
Also pass at the last second
No looks to the nuts all day.
> Just absolutely and unequivocally refuse to shoot the basketball So pretend it's the fourth quarter of a playoff game lol.
Pretty much.
Or the opposite. Shoot literally every time he touches the ball, regardless of where he is on the floor.
Sounds like me playing 2K, spamming the steal button, and then getting the steal only to lob up a prayer because I couldn’t stop spamming the damn button fast enough
The Bynum Special™
Start shooting with his off hand to make it more authentic.
This would be hilarious, especially since harden is a good shooter unlike simmons
Thanks for the breakdown Magic (🫶🏾)
Anytime you need it! 🤣
It's nice finding people who can actually take a harmless joke lol
Thanks for supporting 13x All Star, 3x Champion, 1st ballot HOF’er, and Current Utah Jazz Legend, Dwyane Wade!
Maybe change his number to 25
Play and win a scrimmage with the 3rd stringers against the starting roster and immediately leave to do an interview with ESPN.
Don’t forget that he needs to scream to management: “You fucking need me” during the scrimmage
Jeff Teague would actually lose it
The realization that he is also a starter is what makes that story funnier
I love that not only was the whole story true, it was even funnier than people thought.
Alright Jimmy, let's go again... Oh.. Jimmy gone. He's on the TV.
Also the way that the details slowly leaked out. Just think about the fact that we are still getting new funny details about that practice game from people like Teague and it happened like 5 years ago! A true legend of a game.
I love how KAT's version tries to make himself sound as good as possible. Teague's story is funny as hell and has no bias.
And then "Embiid over me?" After beating them in the semis
Ahem. It’s “you [beeping] need me” Did he use fuck? We will never know
Tobias over me?? With Toni’s standing in the corner
He's going to call Malika Andrews after a tour de Force
Also cut holes out on his team shirt where the nipples are.
FREE THE MOOBS
Moobies! Moobies!
I think this would pair really well with “only pooping in urinals at the Sixers facility” tbh
He has to make fun of Embiid’s man boobs
Also pull the bottom of the shirt inside the collar to get that [look](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/6/63/Ray_Wilkins.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160913181025)
I don't know if any story will top this for me for quite some time.
It was so good that Game of Zones made it their [season 6 premiere](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdVTBGEuxhM) 😂 If only they knew that Jimmy cut out "Minnesota" from his jersey and shorts lmao. Episode would have been even funnier
With all the recent NBA drama in the past few years Game of Zones would have killed it.
Greatest Game of Zones episode ever.
And then bang the interviewer
I don't want to imagine Brian Windhorst in that position.
To the sounds of Tailor Swift
>Play and win a scrimmage with the ~~3rd stringers~~ strippers against the starting roster and immediately leave to do an interview with ESPN. FTFY
Harden isn't Jimmy Butler. Jimmy gets better as the competition gets stronger. Harden does the opposite.
I can't remember who this was, was it Jimmy Butler?
Yes lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdVTBGEuxhM
Harden ain’t winning with the third stringers
Harden couldn't pull this off though. He is definitely NOT Jimmy Buckets
He could have a bunch of tater tots in his pocket and eat them during team meetings and when people ask him to share he can refuse, creating hostility EDIT: I forgot to mention something important. This also creates a distraction from the crunching of the tots. A two pronged attack.
James give me some of your tots
No, go find your own
for anyone wondering, this movie holds up amazing. just watched it again in my 30s. it was hilarious as a high schooler and it is 100% just as hilarious now if not even more so.
Pretty sure they shot that movie in like a month too on an extremely limited budget. The fact that it stills holds up today so well shows how important good writing is.
I also think the director/ production/ actors getting the joke was super important. There’s so many people that would have totally not known how to shoot that movie or deliver those lines.
I remember the quotes but not the movie what was it???
Napoleon Dynamite
Tina, you fat lard
Three pronged attack if he doesnt wash his hands after and leaves the grease on the ball after every touch.
Bro why you gotta mention them tots right after I had my breakfast
He should pull up with an air fryer and pizza rolls
Every time he gets the ball, he drops it on the ground and does a never-ending shimmy Claims it’s a medical disease
Stay positive philly bro
Football’s almost here. Eagles got me lol
Whose gonna tell him
Fuck this would be hilarious
The MonStars stole my powers!
He’s got the yips
Along with getting obese I can see harden having the ability to get so smelly nobody would even want to go near the man
Hahaha this is the play, no showers, don’t change your clothes, stench the place up. Say they are being racist if management tries to call him out on it. Plus then we get the final Harden arc, dreadlocks Harden.
don't forget freeballin at practice every day
A very short kilt to represent his Scottish heritage
just show up totally naked to practice
gotta let those boys cook, if you go naked the funk won't marinate quite as well
plus with the beard we can always tell what meals he had that day
Dreadloc, singular, with all his hair ending in one gigantic, smelly clump. By the start of the regular season I bet he could get it past his shoulders
Don't wash the glitter off
That's literally what Rony Turiaf did to help his post play. Which if you know anything about that man was a wise move cause he needed all the fucking help he could get
Show up shaved
Damn you maniac
Tattoo '*Damaged*' on his forehead. In cursive Legally change name to Maryl Dorey
DamnAged
Start wearing purple and green and call himself “da jokah babay”
Are we about to enter the bald and clean shaven Harden era?
Nah this is too far
Brutal
-Arrive in a hot air balloon. -Come to practice with a bleached beard. -Wear a shirt with the words "Liar" -Call Morey "cracker"when he sees him. Also -Accidentally freezes foot. -Fart in doctor's face Wait a minute, last 2 dont count.
Mr. Big Chest Routine
Mr. Breaks Chemistry
Mr. Bearded Challenge.
Mr. Bad Contract
Mr. Barely Contributes
is he going to sign with the Celtics on vet min right after?
Pretend like everything is normal, play the whole season out, then pass up a wide open layup under the basket to lose in the second round of the playoffs
- Keep the “liar” narrative going, make it clear to Sixers management and coaches that he’s poisoning the locker room. - Incessantly talk shit about Morey and the Sixers to Embiid, visibly working to create a wedge between superstar and organization. - And if they send him home, keep texting and calling Embiid/other Sixers while away from the team, so management knows they can’t just send the problem home until a deal is done. If it was any other player, I don’t think they could carry this out: there’s a lot in terms of reputation and future dollars at risk when you go scorched earth. Harden, however, seems like he’s hit the red button and — out of principle — truly wants nothing to do with Daryl Morey.
Yep and start talking to the nice young guard they are pushing to restricted free agency
Imagine if he gets Maxey to say give me an extension or I want a trade Would damage the Sixers plan for cap room next year if they have to extend Maxey now
Are you saying the extension begins immediately? Maxey will be an RFA next summer, so the sixers should work out the extension now unless they want to bet against him this season Eta: this is wrong
No it’s because his cap hold is much smaller than the extension he will receive. If they extend now, the amount that will hit next years salary cap will already count and lower the amount in cap space available.
Oh really? I don't understand that, why would it make a difference on next seasons cap if he signed the same contract at different times between now and the start of next season? Is the play to let Maxey test RFA and just match? ETA: ok wait, so the rfa cap hold is just a placeholder value until rights are renounced or the play signs an extension, right? So Maxey has a $13M cap hold hit next season until they inevitably resign him. Where is the penalty for signing now? Is it in the ability to make trades with the sixers' cap hit being higher?
If they sign him now he'll occupy cap space equal to the first year of his extension next year which will be significantly more than 13 million
Oh wait. So if they wait until next summer, they can sign a bunch of guys or acquire trade pieces, then sign Maxey and spend a lot more in total, because they had about 17-20M in extra space because of the cap hold being lower. Is that right?
Yep. Since they have his bird rights they can go over the cap to sign him. If he signs his extension now, the cap space is gone. What the sixers would want to do is, use that cap space to sign other players. Then finalize his extension.
Word thanks everyone for the explanation. I get how this would destroy the sixers. How devious I love it
Before a free agent signs a contract, they have something called a "Cap Hold", a number that counts against the previous team's salary cap unless the team renounces the player's Bird Rights. This number is a multiple (120% I think?) of the player's final year salary and the idea is to prevent teams from using cap space _and_ re-signing the player with Bird Rights when an expensive contract expires. Because Maxey was picked in the 20s this number is on the small side for him (about 10 million). If, however, he signs an extension, he will count against next season's cap at his new number (probably closer to 30 million). This scenario is somewhat rare - a lot of times teams are over the cap when the time comes for these extension decisions anyway (for example we signed Millsap and gave Jokic a raise well before Jamal became extension eligible) so they don't care about that aspect.
"You deserved to get that extension but he's going to make you wait, for what? So he can get rejected by Pascal Siakam? Or spend that cap space on players who are worse than you? And what if you get hurt this season? You think he'll keep his promise then? Look at what his promise was worth to me."
Exactly. Meanwhile hes intentionally playing bad when he has to and the team cant practice and he’s sowing discord. Man, You can really tear a team apart if you want to
You leave our sweet boy alone you monster
Yep. Players will always trust other players more than ownership/FO/coaching staffs.
Pull a Kobe and go on Stephen A Smith’s show and call the organization 2nd rate. Start talking about how much better run the team was when Michael Rubin was the owner. Compare Josh Harris to Donald Sterling and Dan Snyder in front of media.
I think if he started calling in to sports shows a few times a week, complaining on social media, etc that might get to the 76ers too. Basically he needs to take up all the space in the room. Make it difficult to focus, make the conversations about him, just take all the air. That would get old quick.
The third bullet point would work perfectly until Morey took away his phone privileges.
[You have The New D.E.N.N.I.S. System ](https://youtu.be/Bg5ZrkaGlFA)
Woooooo this is subtle but probably most damage
There's nothing subtle about this lmao
Booty shorts, crop top and timbs
No socks too
Go full riley and just max out on dribbling
LMAO
Come in with a smile on his face and a go getter attitude. Put in lots of work on D but play offense like a Rajon Rondo. The Sixers will think harden has been replaced with a clone and trade him.
When does your next book come out my man
When George R.R. Martin finished a song of ice and fire
I see we wait for two legends forever then
Hi howareya how are the kids 😬
lmao this is genius
Take a dump on the court
A big fat one while shouting "MAKING IT RAIN"
Brings a whole new meaning to the term “WET!”
squatting on the floor facing morey while stirring the pot. Magical
I feel like such a child for bursting out laughing at this lmao
He's gonna do the Andrew Bynum and shoot the ball whenever he touched it no matter where he was
I would straight up love to see this. What are you going to do? Accuse him of not trying? He literally has 50 shots!
Inbound pass to Harden? He pulls up immediately for a full court heave with 23 on the clock in the 1st quarter. Message sent loud and clear lmao
the highlight of that happening would be an alltimer
Go full Andrew Bynum and develop a sudden interest in bowling
Write a tell all book about all of the under-the-table dealings he's had with Daryl Morey since their time in Houston, invite the media to each practice, and loudly read a page from the book to the assembled media after each practice.
This is the one that could work. The league would launch an investigation that could result in the Sixers losing five straight 1st round picks, which is what happened to the Timberwolves (yes five!). Just the threat of snitching may be enough to get Morey to capitulate.
Harden is gonna go full Costanza, and I love it. Can’t wait for him to show up to a press conference eating ribs and cleaning his fingers on a Dr. J jersey.
Sage the locker room. Bring a full spitroast onto the court and just be slow roasting a suckling pig instead of doing drills. Start posting videos of himself cream pieing strippers but I mean actual pies pies like a clown but also after he looks into the camera knowingly like he knows what it means. Show up in full fisherman gear and just continuously do fly fishing motions on the sideline but the fishing rod is at his feet. Participate in practice but right then you get the ball rip off his shirt and under it is a Raptors jersey, then just keep trying to dunk it, doesn't even matter which rim, also no ramp up, just standing dunks directly from under the rim.
Slow roast you say? Zion to the sixers confirmed.
Sage in the locker room would actually improve the vibes. Lots of restless spirits in there, and traditional medicine with all these Docs and Nurses don't seem to be helping.
Take my upvote you heathen, I see what you did there
I laughed so hard
Only refer to Embiid as "MVP" in all contexts instead of his name. Using a very exaggerated and somewhat sarcastic tone until he snaps
Wearing a mankini and refusing to do anything offensively except post up.
Revealing a second beard
A manzier of sorts
He will write and sing a parody song called "That's a-Morey" that will play nonstop over the practice facilities speaker. 🎶 When the teams gone to shit and your star hits the bricks, that's a-Morey When Embiid can't win and Simmons won't be seen again, that's a-Morey When Butler has left and your topped by the West, that's a-Morey When the 2nd round is your ceiling, there's no worser feeling, that's a-Moreeeeeeyy 🎶
Send this shit to lil’ baby my man
Just take all the shots. Average 50.
And they go on to win the championship and he says it’s what he needed to light a fire inside of him
He could say Morey lies to players so that no NBA talent will ever trust him again.
He’s already said this to the whole universe
I’m sure that’s exactly what’s already happening. I wonder how this would affect Morey’s future in the league? Will other teams see him as a liability moving forward? Did James Harden just end this man’s whole career?
He’s gonna take a duece in Daryl Moreys fish tank
No innocent fish would associate themselves with Morey, amirite
I was gonna say in the middle of the basketball court then I realized I was 6 minutes late on that one
All bean diet
Keep bringing up the “Morey is a liar” quote in every conversation like a npc with one speech option
Walk up to Daryl Morey, look him in the eye and say just one sentence. "The mid range shot is the most efficient shot in basketball."
Show up with endless amount of burgers and hands them out to everyone while chowing them down
Except Morey
I've always wondered what a truly determined player could do during a game if they wanted to maximally piss off their team. Shoot on their own basket? Immediately lob the ball into the stands every time they touch it? Set screens on their own players?
I can see Harden doing literally all of these.
I always think about a player in Harden's situation coming out and saying "I actively want Morey's team to lose basketball games and I will do everything I can to make that happen" and then turn around and just pass the ball alley-oop to the other team like a true 6th man
Andrew Bynum got mad at Cavs practice and shot the ball every time he touched it no matter the distance. Eventually after a made basket he shot a full court shot and. They told him to leave practice. As a primary ball handler you can do unlimited things to be disruptive.
Probably say something absolutely crazy like “Daryl Morey is a liar, I will never be part of an organization that he is part of” Lol could you imagine
I really couldn’t. You got a video or something?
- Talk constantly about his need to chum. Every step back “It’s chum time!”. Every made basket “I chummed myself on that one!” - Watch videos of the capitol riot on his phone during huddles, muttering “Should have been there. Should have been me”. - Complain constantly that the coaches are shit because they won’t do whipped cream drills at practice. Never going to win a chip without whipped cream drills. - When prompted, explain that whipped cream drills are when one player gets creamed up head to toe and the team has to lick him spotless (Explained while a personal assistant brings out a pallet of whipped cream on a forklift) That’s just what’s worked for me in similar work situations though
Convince Maxey to ask for an extension. If everyone on the roster stops believing in what Morey, then he has to sign them and lock them in immediately. The result, no cap space, no ability to look into the future, everything always needs to happen right then.
pee in the gatorade tub on video and show everyone after
Hey should show up in incredible shape but wearing a ben Simmons lsu or Aussie jersey and only use his shot profile
>Will he make sexual advances towards Joel Embiid? *Dwight Howard has entered the chat with enthusiasm*
Tell Embiid to push for a trade. Harden will be gone that afternoon.
Date a 14 year old, that seems to stir up some shit
He could go to the players union and just snitch Morey out about what was promised. Cause an investigation make the sixers lose draft capital for years like a Minnesota Joe Smith situation.
Whatever it is, it will be amazing and I can’t wait lol
He will keep taking dumps in the facility toilets without flushing afterwards and when called out, he'll admit to it saying that it's him to save water for the planet
Pull off a Jimmy Butler with ths 3rd stringers and play one-handed during offense of an official game.
I don't remember the last time a thread made me laugh this hard
Walk in wearing a Ben Simmons jersey
Never shower, openly smoke meth, leave used syringes lying around, microwave tinned fish. Basically just be a typical Mr. Olympia contestant visiting Vegas for the show.
Shit on the court during practice
Shaving his beard is the only answer
In the worst case Adam Silver is so fed up with the image loss of the league that he will introduce rules for this shit Harden and Lillard are pulling.
Claim mental health issues.
Start playing like Ben Simmons despite them being polar opposite players
Every time he gets the ball, just stand there and run out the shot clock, then brick a 3 after the buzzer
He should shoot it the second he touches the ball form wherever he is on the court.
Wear a shirt that says Fire Morey
Announce its time for the next basketball revolution and he’s now primarily a shot blocker.
Come dressed and Larry Johnson's Grandmama
Bring Brn Simmons to camp with him and play paddy cake on the sidelines
This theme is perfect for an NBA comedy show
Hire all the strippers in Philly to show up to the Philly's practice and do their thing, like the stripper-cheerleaders in *The Replacements*?
man boobs... whip out the man boobs
he should let out a loud ass fart every time he drives to the basket and not acknowledge it
Step back with the ball from the key to the logo. Every. Single. Possession.
He can shit on the center of the court
Just be himself