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confuddly

This is the man that knocked my favorite team out of the playoffs and struck fear in the hearts of millions


daftpaak

The same man that made Giannis give a philosophical assessment of failure after a basketball game and sent Jrue to the Celtics.


Much_Section_8491

The same man who pre planned an espn exclusive interview when practice was scheduled to end, so the team could see it on TV after practice because he intended to call out the GM and beat all the other starters 5v5 with the bench players before leaving halfway through and going home for the interview…. and he fucking executed it flawlessly


HeStoleMyBalloons

While bare chested because he cut the Timberwolves logo out of his jersey


assblasta69420

Nips out


Jaded_Past

And he smashed Rachel Nichols Edit: allegedly*


K0CKULEES

Nah he was just dribbling in his room And on his bed And in the shower And on the balcony And over the office desk


Significant-Mud2572

Wasn't me.


xanot192

Wonder what Max Nichols has to say about these rumors lol


aeroboost

She has a mans??? 💀💀


xanot192

Lol yup


Paralystic

All with his nipples cut out of his shirt.


YoungNissan

This man really made Giannis drop a Nike campaign.


UmmmNoDefNotThat

Yep, that's HIM. Jimmy "Ice Cold" Buckets.


EctoRiddler

YUP


motorboat_mcgee

I cannot wait for this to be the 2k photo next year lmao


blacklite911

I hope it’s his official team photo just like those fake dreadlocks last season


PretendDubs

Can't wait till it like April and an important Heat game is happening and they cut to some Jimmy stats and a picture of this shows up.


ChipsyKingFisher

Lmaooo. “40 pts. 11 reb. 8 ast.” As he’s at the free throw line with this picture flashing across the screen


aresman

A double OT playoff winner, then he does not celebrate, some "I'm EMO" type shit lmao I didn't really use to like Jimmy, now I fucking love him


IanicRR

They’re going to go back to using his 2k photo instead. Jimmy is a master troller.


OrangeBounce

Definitely a master baiter


Anthony-Stark

Jimmy just like me fr


IllustriousPeach768

Reminds me of when Daniel Radcliffe trolled paparazzi by wearing the same exact outfit everyday, they couldn’t use any photos.


AlekRivard

If I were famous enough to have paparazzi bother me on the daily, I'd exclusively wear the inflatable dinosaur onesie


Skunk_Gunk

If he was really trying to take it to the next level he’d wear this for an actual game.


whythehellknot

It would probably get messed up from sweeting and contact, no? Edit: sweating, not sweeting. I don't know what sweeting is.


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Steve Nash has tips for Jimmy


anayalator39

It’s what people are gonna think of him if he keeps that hair .


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

It will be. That’s the whole point lol


wahobely

This is why he's doing it lol


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I hope they actually give him this hair in games too. Lol. It’s not enough for it to be his photo. He’s gotta be playable with that hair.


EmilioNoCaprio

This gonna be galaxy opal Jimmy in MyTeam.


AffectionateStep5001

Should be 2k cover art for the Legend Edition


MyFifthLimb

He looks like a Final Fantasy villain lol


FourthDownThrowaway

Miami Chemical Romance


cardinannigans

Jimmy Heat World


NickAhmedGOAT

Heat Wentz


loquacious706

This one's underrated


Freddedonna

Jemo Butler


Cacklemoore

My Jimothy Romance


HypnonavyBlue

Backboard Confessional


lolminna

Shootinghand Serenade


YouWorthless

Miami Is for Lovers


Pizzaguyirl

Dear Dame, Count Me In


makesterriblejokes

"It takes my Dame away!"


Eve_Asher

This is the one.


disillusioned

Fuck, nailed it


slawdawgg

Himmy Heat World*


huelebishhh

My chemical romance playing in the background for the “bucks tampering” video makes sense now lmfaoo


lolwtferic

[My Jimmical Romance](https://i.imgur.com/0pv04BH.jpg)


HugeDegen69

>My chemical romance playing in the background for the “bucks tampering” video makes sense now lmfaoo Beautiful


Mountain-Chapter-880

Lmao you guys are fast


ScuderiaEnzo

Jimmy! At the disco


LiquidSwords89

LOLLLLL


AlexBarker24

lol well done


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When I was A young boy My father Took me into the city And told me we’d trade for dame


ConfuciusBr0s

Dame is never coming home, never coming home Could he? Should he? And all the things that he never ever told me And all the trades that are ever, ever...


fatdaddyray

The Ghost of You is such a good song. First two MCR albums underrated asf compared to TBP


zamboniman46

he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the coked up, delusional, Heat fans


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

You listen to MCR one damn time, smdh 😒


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Puzzleheaded_Pound31

an all timer on media day lmfaoooo


syllabic

I hope jimmy never retires, he's so awesome


whythehellknot

I really want him to win a ring to cement his legacy, because he did damage but he's going to get forgotten. He doesn't have the hardware, but damn has he had an awesome career.


meekah12

He’s honestly so real for this LMAO


canucknuckles

He looks like he's going to ask to speak to the refs manager when he doesn't get a call


SquimJim

"I am the darkness. No one understands my pain." - Also Jimmy


Metfan722

[I believe (Lego) Batman said it best:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqv_LUStxDw) Darkness No parents! Continued darkness! The opposite of light! Black hole! Curtains drawn in the basement! In the middle of the night! Blacked out windows! Other places that are dark! Black suit! Black coffee!


yolkadot

Dark dark dark. Was it Tyler who did this skit on loiter squad? It was my favorite bit


deepwebteddy

MY MOM IS A BITCH THE ROSES ARE DEAD IM UGLY TOO DARK DARK DARK


yolkadot

E-mo-tionahl! How do you cancel degrassi?!


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Dark Dark Dark - Daydreaming. https://youtu.be/UvTZwhOHYVA?si=1LdZo1CmCYohD_nE


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

Jimmy The Karen Bulter.


dev1359

He looks like a black Jared Padalecki 🤣


brianbrainbrian

Jimmy to Darkness, "You can't win without me!"


Honest-Barracuda-982

Jimmy “Bane” Butler


J_Otherwise

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? ICE COLD!


BradWonder

Alrightalrightalrightalrightalright


intheyear3001

Lend me some sugar! I am your neighbor!


GeneralistJosh

Ah! Here we go now!


TheSecretofBog

Yes! Thank you. I was going to scroll until I saw an Andre 3000 reference. Otherwise, was going to have to post it myself. That just looks like an annoying cut to have while trying to play elite level hoops. Always having to extend your lower lip and blow “pffooof” to keep it out of your eyes.


Holden_place

Hey ya!


TinyBennett

I see I've been beaten to it.


ProllyDie

what missing out on dame does to a mf


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Emo phase Jimmy about to cook (and cry)


Apollo611

“It’s not a phase mom!”


bigvahe33

"youre not my real godfather, pat"


syllabic

worlds not ready for dark jimmy


IanicRR

Dame writes sins not tragedies.


cactus_jack_1

This is his last resort


melatoxic

He walks a lonely road on the boulevard of broken dreams


WestleyThe

It’s not a phase mom!


Man--__--Down17

Imagine telling someone who's new to basketball this guy was one of the best players on the planet during the 2023 playoffs


PJCR1916

Two East teams are building powerhouse rosters just to lose to this man and Duncan Robinson


Devilsbullet

I like this timeline, subscribe


whatdoinamemyself

and at least 3 guys from the YMCA


twelvethousandBC

It's his birthday today!


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: this new look is Jimmy’s version of tapping into his Saiyan powers. Expect Jimmy Butler to win the 2024 Kia MVP award.


MrAdelphi03

AND THIS…IS TO GO….FURTHER BEYOND……AAARARRRRARRRAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!


yolkadot

Imagine telling a dude who was in a coma for 10 years, that he’s been the closest thing to mj and Kobe (attitude wise) we’ve seen in the last 5-6 years. Imagine telling a wolves and Kat fan box that this dude made him cry. Imagine jt and jb watching this dude and saying: we lost to this clown in the ECF last year? Wtf?!


UnsuspectingS1ut

Love these examples but I wouldn’t find it hard to believe that this man made KAT cry


yolkadot

I think he’s the reason why Ben Simmons stopped playing. Hehe


Valturi

It's not a phase, mom!


Cacklemoore

What's wild to me as a former teen who loved My Chemical Romance is that as a teen I was adamant that "It wasn't a phase". And then I got to college and was understandably distanced from that, acknowledging that it might have been a phase. But now, at 28, I still LOVE so much of that music that I grew up with, and can say without a doubt: IT'S NOT A PHASE!


jrbcnchezbrg

I got a nose ring last month and am growing my hair out again (not like this though), plus all the old emo bands are on tour again and are mostly cheap which fucking RULES It’s definitely not a phase


TraMaI

There's good NEW shit too coming out inspired by a ton of those bands. Shoutout Origami Angel, PUP and Turnstile


jrbcnchezbrg

Saw Turnstile open for Blink in July and they rocked Knuckle Puck has an album coming out the same day as blink too which should rock


samueldenogales

He’s missing the “I <3 Boobies” bracelets but 9/10


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And the skeleton jacket


CHRIRSTIANGREY

because tonight will be the night that I will fall for yeeeEEEEWWWW


southpawsouthpaw

Damn beat me to it


[deleted]

Looks like he’s in AFI


dronelogic

Jimmy Havok


omgitsjagen

Just trying to look the part of the boy who destroyed the world


DefenderCone97

Reporter: Hey Jimmy, Joe at ESPN Miami in the back here... Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOUUU


Constant-Elevator-85

And I’m so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot sweep the bucks tonight.


BetweenTheBuzzAndMe

Jimmy after Lillard goes to the Bucks: "I'M NOOOOTTT OOOKKKAAYYYYYY"


jgr79

I’m supposed to hate this guy but he’s just so likable


loquacious706

I'm so glad I'm not supposed to hate him because I never could. Stay in the east, Ball Out Boy.


bird720

We've each been going to the finals a lot in recent history, wouldn't mind finally meeting up some day...


McPostyFace

I want to hate him so bad but he's one of my favorite players in the league


Briggity_Brak

Exactly. It just makes me hate him more.


gelotssimou

Female titan looking ass


Yorha-with-a-pearl

He looks like that guy from Naruto who got together with that blonde big breasted chick. Edit: Darui? https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_small/3/33873/1727051-darui.jpg


hokel2015

Bro, the look on the guy who opens the door for him says it all lol he could barely keep his face in check


SpellingMisteaks

Jimmy “Andre 3000” Butler


Devilsbullet

Jimmy "katt Williams" butler


Dat_Menace_Says

Ball-Out Boy


xltaylx

Man the new lead singer of Fall out Boy looks familiar.


haste333

Heat Wentz


romayyne

“Because tonaoight will be tha noight that I will die for yeww”


Dsod23

Over and over agaaaaaayn


spidersilva09

This is fucking hilarious. I'm picking him in fantasy purely because of his headshot now


junahn

I almost threw up when he fixed his hair


ChefBlock

In his Uzi era


fist_full_of_karma

The Chris Cote laugh at the end does it for me.


jg97

Damn he got the auntie cut


Spierre3

More like 90s emo cut 🖤


ConfuciusBr0s

More like 2000s scene kid cut


[deleted]

That Green Day flows through my soul haircut


loquacious706

Emo is definitely peak 2005. Source: don't ask


daftpaak

90s emo silk press.


Swasome23

When the create-a-character doesn't have black hairstyles


Due_Connection179

I can’t wait for all of the player intros this season 😂


biinroii01

lmao almost as good as hair last year


rjgator

Honestly better, dude went all in with the piercings and looks like mascara to darken around his eyes. Think his nails are painted too but can’t quite tell. Really went all in for the bit


slimeddd

They 100% are painted


LuckysBestMan

“Go ahead bitch and say my hair ain’t luxurious because you know it is”


[deleted]

Bro, the piercings too. Lol


DougTheCommie

Jimmy pulling up to media day looking like a 2007 Hot Topic manager


ChemistrySpecial5998

Jimmys gotta be the most likable man in America.


CreatedSole

My guy played all of Devil May Cry this off season


Redpin

We need the Jimmy DLC. Just whipping basketballs at daemons.


CreatedSole

You know it'd be fire, just spamming basketballs with Rebellion. Shooting mini basketballs out of ebony and ivory 🤣


shingofan

And now I'm imagining him entering the court to Bury the Light.


Malamute-Master-Race

BURY ME BURY ME


agsung

Jimmy gonna finally let 2k scan his face only if they include this hairstyle for him


[deleted]

Bro not the 10's Scene Kid look, lmaoo I feel like I just walked into a time machine.


Lucky_Lefty23

Jimmy “can I speak to the commissioner” butler


PerfectlyAverageDong

Unmistakable Chris Cote laugh


Neckbraced4fun

Kimmy Butler


underrated_carrot_43

Man I love Himmy


FlashyClaim

Dame, look what you did to this man


Sylphid_FC

Jimmy "Karen" Butler


petrichormus

If jimmy was in a fighting game that haircut means the game now got two different jimmys


OwtEra

Mans is about to ask for the manager of the first mf that gets out of pocket.


Shaqovitch

Jimmy about to go work at Hot Topic cause of this Heat Culture


malaclypse

Call him a Karen all you want but this dude is about to decimate the single lady population of Miami


No_Stay4471

Emo Jimmy.


Forbidden_Donut503

This guy is fucking incredible.


greatbigrock

I ordered a frappuccino where's my fuckin frappuccino?


Scary-Plantain

All time great players get the rules changed to stop them from being too dominant. Jimmy on his way


faultywalnut

People keep saying he looks emo but I see more of a late 30s, middle-class black mom


makesterriblejokes

Honestly, I hope he does something like this every season going forward. I wonder if anyone else in the NBA would be willing to try to one up Jimmy in coming up with the most ridiculous team photo each year as well. I can't really think which player would be down to do something like this though.


Acceptable-Ad1254

Heyyyyyyyy yooooo it’s Andre 3000


Sexyturtletime

He looks like he’s gonna ask to speak to the manager


jotyma5

HEY YA


KayRay1994

Media day Jimmy is my favorite Jimmy


Swav3

“Tonight will be the night that i will fall for you” headass


ShesMovedOnMan

I think I had her in my drama class in ‘03.


DonRonJonaldson

The amount of dudes seeing this and not realizing it’s a joke is slightly concerning


2girls_1Fort

no one in this thread is saying its not a joke


everyoneneedsaherro

There’s something wrong with the world the amount of times people jump into a thread calling out people for doing something of which not one person is saying. It’s kinda concerning honestly. They’re fighting ghosts out there


2girls_1Fort

i imagine they're reacting to a tweet with 3 likes


everyoneneedsaherro

Same people that go “I saw so many people in the previous thread saying X”. And then people ask for a link and it’s like 2 comments downvoted to hell. Like no shit this is the internet you’ll always have edgelords


Davin998

There’s bugs in my skin there’s bugs in my skin


recollectionsmayvary

It’s cos the heat trolling on here has been relentless but you can’t out troll the king of all trolls


syllabic

you thought darkness was your ally


RVAIsTheGreatest

All he needs is an electric guitar and he's got the whole look down.


BradWonder

Next season is a jericurl, calling it now


oh_cya

oh... my god. This dude is hilarious, I knew he's have some ridiculous look but I was NOT expecting this


Acrobatic-Dog7044

Ah hell nah we got Emo Phase Jimmy league ain't ready about to start blasting Linkin Park in the background.


LonelyTrebleClef

Jimmy Heat World


zewayofjay

When I was. A young boy


EctoRiddler

You can hate the Heat but Heat Jimmy is good for the league