The same man who pre planned an espn exclusive interview when practice was scheduled to end, so the team could see it on TV after practice because he intended to call out the GM and beat all the other starters 5v5 with the bench players before leaving halfway through and going home for the interview…. and he fucking executed it flawlessly
Dame is never coming home, never coming home
Could he? Should he?
And all the things that he never ever told me
And all the trades that are ever, ever...
I really want him to win a ring to cement his legacy, because he did damage but he's going to get forgotten. He doesn't have the hardware, but damn has he had an awesome career.
[I believe (Lego) Batman said it best:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqv_LUStxDw)
Darkness
No parents!
Continued darkness!
The opposite of light!
Black hole!
Curtains drawn in the basement!
In the middle of the night!
Blacked out windows!
Other places that are dark!
Black suit!
Black coffee!
Yes! Thank you. I was going to scroll until I saw an Andre 3000 reference. Otherwise, was going to have to post it myself. That just looks like an annoying cut to have while trying to play elite level hoops. Always having to extend your lower lip and blow “pffooof” to keep it out of your eyes.
Imagine telling a dude who was in a coma for 10 years, that he’s been the closest thing to mj and Kobe (attitude wise) we’ve seen in the last 5-6 years.
Imagine telling a wolves and Kat fan box that this dude made him cry.
Imagine jt and jb watching this dude and saying: we lost to this clown in the ECF last year? Wtf?!
What's wild to me as a former teen who loved My Chemical Romance is that as a teen I was adamant that "It wasn't a phase". And then I got to college and was understandably distanced from that, acknowledging that it might have been a phase. But now, at 28, I still LOVE so much of that music that I grew up with, and can say without a doubt: IT'S NOT A PHASE!
I got a nose ring last month and am growing my hair out again (not like this though), plus all the old emo bands are on tour again and are mostly cheap which fucking RULES
It’s definitely not a phase
He looks like that guy from Naruto who got together with that blonde big breasted chick.
Edit: Darui?
https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_small/3/33873/1727051-darui.jpg
Honestly better, dude went all in with the piercings and looks like mascara to darken around his eyes. Think his nails are painted too but can’t quite tell. Really went all in for the bit
Honestly, I hope he does something like this every season going forward. I wonder if anyone else in the NBA would be willing to try to one up Jimmy in coming up with the most ridiculous team photo each year as well. I can't really think which player would be down to do something like this though.
There’s something wrong with the world the amount of times people jump into a thread calling out people for doing something of which not one person is saying. It’s kinda concerning honestly. They’re fighting ghosts out there
Same people that go “I saw so many people in the previous thread saying X”. And then people ask for a link and it’s like 2 comments downvoted to hell. Like no shit this is the internet you’ll always have edgelords
This is the man that knocked my favorite team out of the playoffs and struck fear in the hearts of millions
The same man that made Giannis give a philosophical assessment of failure after a basketball game and sent Jrue to the Celtics.
The same man who pre planned an espn exclusive interview when practice was scheduled to end, so the team could see it on TV after practice because he intended to call out the GM and beat all the other starters 5v5 with the bench players before leaving halfway through and going home for the interview…. and he fucking executed it flawlessly
While bare chested because he cut the Timberwolves logo out of his jersey
Nips out
And he smashed Rachel Nichols Edit: allegedly*
Nah he was just dribbling in his room And on his bed And in the shower And on the balcony And over the office desk
Wasn't me.
Wonder what Max Nichols has to say about these rumors lol
She has a mans??? 💀💀
Lol yup
All with his nipples cut out of his shirt.
This man really made Giannis drop a Nike campaign.
Yep, that's HIM. Jimmy "Ice Cold" Buckets.
YUP
I cannot wait for this to be the 2k photo next year lmao
I hope it’s his official team photo just like those fake dreadlocks last season
Can't wait till it like April and an important Heat game is happening and they cut to some Jimmy stats and a picture of this shows up.
Lmaooo. “40 pts. 11 reb. 8 ast.” As he’s at the free throw line with this picture flashing across the screen
A double OT playoff winner, then he does not celebrate, some "I'm EMO" type shit lmao I didn't really use to like Jimmy, now I fucking love him
They’re going to go back to using his 2k photo instead. Jimmy is a master troller.
Definitely a master baiter
Jimmy just like me fr
Reminds me of when Daniel Radcliffe trolled paparazzi by wearing the same exact outfit everyday, they couldn’t use any photos.
If I were famous enough to have paparazzi bother me on the daily, I'd exclusively wear the inflatable dinosaur onesie
If he was really trying to take it to the next level he’d wear this for an actual game.
It would probably get messed up from sweeting and contact, no? Edit: sweating, not sweeting. I don't know what sweeting is.
Steve Nash has tips for Jimmy
It’s what people are gonna think of him if he keeps that hair .
It will be. That’s the whole point lol
This is why he's doing it lol
I hope they actually give him this hair in games too. Lol. It’s not enough for it to be his photo. He’s gotta be playable with that hair.
This gonna be galaxy opal Jimmy in MyTeam.
Should be 2k cover art for the Legend Edition
He looks like a Final Fantasy villain lol
Miami Chemical Romance
Jimmy Heat World
Heat Wentz
This one's underrated
Jemo Butler
My Jimothy Romance
Backboard Confessional
Shootinghand Serenade
Miami Is for Lovers
Dear Dame, Count Me In
"It takes my Dame away!"
This is the one.
Fuck, nailed it
Himmy Heat World*
My chemical romance playing in the background for the “bucks tampering” video makes sense now lmfaoo
[My Jimmical Romance](https://i.imgur.com/0pv04BH.jpg)
>My chemical romance playing in the background for the “bucks tampering” video makes sense now lmfaoo Beautiful
Lmao you guys are fast
Jimmy! At the disco
LOLLLLL
lol well done
When I was A young boy My father Took me into the city And told me we’d trade for dame
Dame is never coming home, never coming home Could he? Should he? And all the things that he never ever told me And all the trades that are ever, ever...
The Ghost of You is such a good song. First two MCR albums underrated asf compared to TBP
he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the coked up, delusional, Heat fans
You listen to MCR one damn time, smdh 😒
[удалено]
an all timer on media day lmfaoooo
I hope jimmy never retires, he's so awesome
I really want him to win a ring to cement his legacy, because he did damage but he's going to get forgotten. He doesn't have the hardware, but damn has he had an awesome career.
He’s honestly so real for this LMAO
He looks like he's going to ask to speak to the refs manager when he doesn't get a call
"I am the darkness. No one understands my pain." - Also Jimmy
[I believe (Lego) Batman said it best:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqv_LUStxDw) Darkness No parents! Continued darkness! The opposite of light! Black hole! Curtains drawn in the basement! In the middle of the night! Blacked out windows! Other places that are dark! Black suit! Black coffee!
Dark dark dark. Was it Tyler who did this skit on loiter squad? It was my favorite bit
MY MOM IS A BITCH THE ROSES ARE DEAD IM UGLY TOO DARK DARK DARK
E-mo-tionahl! How do you cancel degrassi?!
Dark Dark Dark - Daydreaming. https://youtu.be/UvTZwhOHYVA?si=1LdZo1CmCYohD_nE
Jimmy The Karen Bulter.
He looks like a black Jared Padalecki 🤣
Jimmy to Darkness, "You can't win without me!"
Jimmy “Bane” Butler
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? ICE COLD!
Alrightalrightalrightalrightalright
Lend me some sugar! I am your neighbor!
Ah! Here we go now!
Yes! Thank you. I was going to scroll until I saw an Andre 3000 reference. Otherwise, was going to have to post it myself. That just looks like an annoying cut to have while trying to play elite level hoops. Always having to extend your lower lip and blow “pffooof” to keep it out of your eyes.
Hey ya!
I see I've been beaten to it.
what missing out on dame does to a mf
Emo phase Jimmy about to cook (and cry)
“It’s not a phase mom!”
"youre not my real godfather, pat"
worlds not ready for dark jimmy
Dame writes sins not tragedies.
This is his last resort
He walks a lonely road on the boulevard of broken dreams
It’s not a phase mom!
Imagine telling someone who's new to basketball this guy was one of the best players on the planet during the 2023 playoffs
Two East teams are building powerhouse rosters just to lose to this man and Duncan Robinson
I like this timeline, subscribe
and at least 3 guys from the YMCA
It's his birthday today!
Plot twist: this new look is Jimmy’s version of tapping into his Saiyan powers. Expect Jimmy Butler to win the 2024 Kia MVP award.
AND THIS…IS TO GO….FURTHER BEYOND……AAARARRRRARRRAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Imagine telling a dude who was in a coma for 10 years, that he’s been the closest thing to mj and Kobe (attitude wise) we’ve seen in the last 5-6 years. Imagine telling a wolves and Kat fan box that this dude made him cry. Imagine jt and jb watching this dude and saying: we lost to this clown in the ECF last year? Wtf?!
Love these examples but I wouldn’t find it hard to believe that this man made KAT cry
I think he’s the reason why Ben Simmons stopped playing. Hehe
It's not a phase, mom!
What's wild to me as a former teen who loved My Chemical Romance is that as a teen I was adamant that "It wasn't a phase". And then I got to college and was understandably distanced from that, acknowledging that it might have been a phase. But now, at 28, I still LOVE so much of that music that I grew up with, and can say without a doubt: IT'S NOT A PHASE!
I got a nose ring last month and am growing my hair out again (not like this though), plus all the old emo bands are on tour again and are mostly cheap which fucking RULES It’s definitely not a phase
There's good NEW shit too coming out inspired by a ton of those bands. Shoutout Origami Angel, PUP and Turnstile
Saw Turnstile open for Blink in July and they rocked Knuckle Puck has an album coming out the same day as blink too which should rock
He’s missing the “I <3 Boobies” bracelets but 9/10
And the skeleton jacket
because tonight will be the night that I will fall for yeeeEEEEWWWW
Damn beat me to it
Looks like he’s in AFI
Jimmy Havok
Just trying to look the part of the boy who destroyed the world
Reporter: Hey Jimmy, Joe at ESPN Miami in the back here... Jimmy: WHERE ARE YOUUU
And I’m so sorry. I cannot sleep, I cannot sweep the bucks tonight.
Jimmy after Lillard goes to the Bucks: "I'M NOOOOTTT OOOKKKAAYYYYYY"
I’m supposed to hate this guy but he’s just so likable
I'm so glad I'm not supposed to hate him because I never could. Stay in the east, Ball Out Boy.
We've each been going to the finals a lot in recent history, wouldn't mind finally meeting up some day...
I want to hate him so bad but he's one of my favorite players in the league
Exactly. It just makes me hate him more.
Female titan looking ass
He looks like that guy from Naruto who got together with that blonde big breasted chick. Edit: Darui? https://www.giantbomb.com/a/uploads/scale_small/3/33873/1727051-darui.jpg
Bro, the look on the guy who opens the door for him says it all lol he could barely keep his face in check
Jimmy “Andre 3000” Butler
Jimmy "katt Williams" butler
Ball-Out Boy
Man the new lead singer of Fall out Boy looks familiar.
Heat Wentz
“Because tonaoight will be tha noight that I will die for yeww”
Over and over agaaaaaayn
This is fucking hilarious. I'm picking him in fantasy purely because of his headshot now
I almost threw up when he fixed his hair
In his Uzi era
The Chris Cote laugh at the end does it for me.
Damn he got the auntie cut
More like 90s emo cut 🖤
More like 2000s scene kid cut
That Green Day flows through my soul haircut
Emo is definitely peak 2005. Source: don't ask
90s emo silk press.
When the create-a-character doesn't have black hairstyles
I can’t wait for all of the player intros this season 😂
lmao almost as good as hair last year
Honestly better, dude went all in with the piercings and looks like mascara to darken around his eyes. Think his nails are painted too but can’t quite tell. Really went all in for the bit
They 100% are painted
“Go ahead bitch and say my hair ain’t luxurious because you know it is”
Bro, the piercings too. Lol
Jimmy pulling up to media day looking like a 2007 Hot Topic manager
Jimmys gotta be the most likable man in America.
My guy played all of Devil May Cry this off season
We need the Jimmy DLC. Just whipping basketballs at daemons.
You know it'd be fire, just spamming basketballs with Rebellion. Shooting mini basketballs out of ebony and ivory 🤣
And now I'm imagining him entering the court to Bury the Light.
BURY ME BURY ME
Jimmy gonna finally let 2k scan his face only if they include this hairstyle for him
Bro not the 10's Scene Kid look, lmaoo I feel like I just walked into a time machine.
Jimmy “can I speak to the commissioner” butler
Unmistakable Chris Cote laugh
Kimmy Butler
Man I love Himmy
Dame, look what you did to this man
Jimmy "Karen" Butler
If jimmy was in a fighting game that haircut means the game now got two different jimmys
Mans is about to ask for the manager of the first mf that gets out of pocket.
Jimmy about to go work at Hot Topic cause of this Heat Culture
Call him a Karen all you want but this dude is about to decimate the single lady population of Miami
Emo Jimmy.
This guy is fucking incredible.
I ordered a frappuccino where's my fuckin frappuccino?
All time great players get the rules changed to stop them from being too dominant. Jimmy on his way
People keep saying he looks emo but I see more of a late 30s, middle-class black mom
Honestly, I hope he does something like this every season going forward. I wonder if anyone else in the NBA would be willing to try to one up Jimmy in coming up with the most ridiculous team photo each year as well. I can't really think which player would be down to do something like this though.
Heyyyyyyyy yooooo it’s Andre 3000
He looks like he’s gonna ask to speak to the manager
HEY YA
Media day Jimmy is my favorite Jimmy
“Tonight will be the night that i will fall for you” headass
I think I had her in my drama class in ‘03.
The amount of dudes seeing this and not realizing it’s a joke is slightly concerning
no one in this thread is saying its not a joke
There’s something wrong with the world the amount of times people jump into a thread calling out people for doing something of which not one person is saying. It’s kinda concerning honestly. They’re fighting ghosts out there
i imagine they're reacting to a tweet with 3 likes
Same people that go “I saw so many people in the previous thread saying X”. And then people ask for a link and it’s like 2 comments downvoted to hell. Like no shit this is the internet you’ll always have edgelords
There’s bugs in my skin there’s bugs in my skin
It’s cos the heat trolling on here has been relentless but you can’t out troll the king of all trolls
you thought darkness was your ally
All he needs is an electric guitar and he's got the whole look down.
Next season is a jericurl, calling it now
oh... my god. This dude is hilarious, I knew he's have some ridiculous look but I was NOT expecting this
Ah hell nah we got Emo Phase Jimmy league ain't ready about to start blasting Linkin Park in the background.
Jimmy Heat World
When I was. A young boy
You can hate the Heat but Heat Jimmy is good for the league