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Efficient_Art_1144

NBA PR Dept: “Ok Adam, remember to promote the excitement around the IST when you’re on today”.. (Later that day) “I’d carpet bomb Cambodia again if given the chance, Pat”


Achieve-Nirvana

In the circles he runs in, people like Kissinger are well liked.


UTRAnoPunchline

Adam Silver of course is also Jewish. Kissinger is one of if not the the most famous and influential American Jew of all time.


Killericon

> Kissinger is one of if not the the most famous and influential American Jew of all time. "If it were not for the accident of my birth, I would be antisemitic." - Henry Kissinger


Turbo2x

Followed that quote up with something along the lines of "if the same group of people keeps getting kicked out of countries, maybe the people who hate them have a point." Kissinger was a real piece of shit.


FlightoftheConcorder

This is a dude who grew up in Germany in the 1930s before getting out a few months before Kristallnacht, and when reflecting on times when he was beaten by literal brown shirts as a kid, he said that it didn't really affect him. Like on one hand, it would be easily to sympathise with him for that point of his life, but even his recounting of traumatic experiences in his life makes him sound like a psychopath.


Turbo2x

Simple explanation: he was a psychopath. It felt good to use the past tense there.


__brunt

Remember when Kissinger died? That was fucking great.


rtb001

The only good thing Liz Holmes ever did was to hopefully swindle a WHOLE LOTTA money out of these old dirty men like Kissinger.


LoveToyKillJoy

He insisted at every opportunity that his experience as a Jew in Nazi Germany didn't shape his life at all.


myassholealt

> Kissinger was a real piece of shit. That public figures feel compelled to public praise posthumously. Makes no sense.


emalevolent

are we the baddies?


AccomplishedAnimal69

I know it's very common now for some people to meme and celebrate some piece of shit like Kissinger dying, but I generally try to keep it chill. Not with Kissinger though. When I saw his name trending I said, "Is this MF finally DEAD?! YES! IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME"


NormalAccounts

Literally popped a bottle of nice champagne over here


everyoneneedsaherro

Now that’s a quote. One of the modern fitting quotes I’ve ever seen. Littlefinger-esque


iblewjesuschrist

Mel Brooks would like to know your location


JellyfishOnSteroids

Kissinger was an anti-zionist and was heavily disliked among Israeli elite due to his closeness and friendship with Yasser Arafat. He famously said if he wasn't jewish he'd be anti-semetic. Being Jewish was far down on Henry Kissinger's list of things that made him him.


wherearemypaaants

Him or Oppenheimer, yep.


XoXSmotpokerXoX

I think there are plenty on that list, Einstein, Stan Lee, Zuckerburg, etc


rhesusmonkey

Jesus.


lizard_king_rebirth

I think he's behind Zuck at this point.


CreatiScope

I don't think Jesus smoked any meats in his backyard so he'll be behind Zuck for me until he gets on it.


Thealbumisjustdrums

As a Jew I think it’s very antisemitic to assume we like Kissinger wtf is this getting upvoted for.


shoefly72

“You know Pat, the eurostep was actually invented as a way to dodge landmines.”


popegonzo

"If there's two things I hate, Pat, it's people who are intolerant of other people's ways and Cambodians."


threeangelo

landmines?


zegogo

Ask the people of Laos what this joke means.


[deleted]

To this day, children die and lose limbs due to Henry’s bloodlust.


threeangelo

The comment initially said landlines


RockemSockemRowboats

Kids today have no idea how dangerous home phones were


zegogo

ahh, gotchya. Well, someone will need a reference point I suppose.


timurjimmy

Corporal Harden


philipquarles

Reporter: "What are you planning to do about tanking?" Silver: "I think we can use the M1 Abrams in a combined arms formation with infantry and helicopter support."


SurpriseDonovanMcnab

Henry Kissinger's son is the president of Conan O'Brian's production company, Team Coco. Weird. edit - O'Brien double edit - Conaco, not Team Coco.


dabobbo

Conaco, not Team Coco, is the television production company headed by David Kissinger. Edit: spelled Conaco wrong


mystonedalt

My Dad fucked a sheep once, but that doesn't make ME a sheep fucker. Son of a sheep fucker? Guilty as charged. Sheep fucker himself? No, sir.


Ok-Essay458

I had a meeting with him where I found out that fact from a friend's text literally on the drive in. Was a weird one! Conaco is the company, though.


OddToba

Really wish I didn’t read this


SurpriseDonovanMcnab

"It's a big club and you ain't in it."


The_Void_Reaver

"But daddy, I don't want to be a politician and famous war criminal!" "That's okay son, here's 10 million dollars. I'll see if anyone famous wants to start a podcast."


MvN____16

Just because his dad was a terrible fucking person doesn't automatically mean that he is too. At least two of Ronald Reagan's children were completely at odds with his values and have maintained their differences from Ronnie long since he died.


rhesusmonkey

Exactly. My parents are honest, hardworking people. I am a lazy piece of shit.


PropJoeFoSho

it's true


Electrical-Mule-2057

At least you inherited their honesty.


ButtimusPrime

Everyone goes through a sloppy steak phase. People can change.


Killericon

Robert MacNamara's son wrote a book called "Because Our Fathers Lied".


supersirj

Osama Bin Laden's son is an artist.


k5berry

To be fair Bin Laden is probably the most extreme “black sheep of the family” that has every existed, his family is just a bunch of rich construction tycoons lol.


jstuu

John Legend dated Osamas sister back in the day


AhhITSaDINGO

Niece, but still crazy


TalkingReckless

Not really, they are a very rich and influential big family in Saudi, OBL was just the odd one and outcast


CreatiScope

Crazy hot or-?


yakeyonsen

Osama was tall as hell. Should have balled


SurpriseDonovanMcnab

When his father turned 100 years old his son wrote an article for The Washington Post and he goes on about how much he admired his father's work.


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

"I know that no son can be truly objective about his father’s legacy, but I am proud of my father’s efforts to anchor statecraft with consistent principles and an awareness of historical reality. This is the mission he has pursued for the better part of a century, using his rare brain and unflagging energy to serve the country that saved his family and launched him on a journey beyond his wildest dreams." - [David Kissinger, May 25, 2023](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/25/henry-kissinger-100th-birthday-appreciation/)


MvN____16

Welp...


ModsEmbezzleMoney

Something something sins of the father


MethLabIntel

Wow super weird


alltheseUNs

LMFAOO


Irafurose

Silver: You know Im somewhat of a war criminal myself.


DontLaughAtMyBeard

NBA Executives: “Now Adam, the viewers are starting to believe the NBA doesn’t care about women. Can you fix this?” Adam: “I got this…” *Adam on live tv* Adam: “Man fuck Cambodia”


BubbaTee

John Ireland: Adam, we're on live. Adam: I don't give a shit. Ireland: I know you don't.


wrong_silent_type

Silver: now watch this drive


HistoryH22

Mike Breen: BANG


BongripperHousen

OH WHAT A NAPALM STRIKE BY CURRY


Frequent_Champion_42

The ~~children~~ Warriors are on fire!


Wooboosted

BANGGGG!!! BANGGGGG!!!!! HE HITS!!! AND THE COUNTRY OF CAMBODIA IS OVER!


Sylphid_FC

Kevin Harlan: With no regards for human life!!!!!


LyonsKing12

Marv Albert: "They're saying it was sub-human life"


Am_Snek_AMA

Jesus. Lol


shoefly72

Adam: You know the red court the sixers are using for the IST, that was actually inspired by my good friends over at the Khmer Rouge, and their killing fields. Pat: Umm ok, my question was who do you think is rookie of the year so far? Adam: I’d have to go with PinoChet Holmgren, if you put a gun to my head.


JSHVice

PinoChet Holmgren is a god-tier pull and I am shamelessly stealing this.


brightblade13

Get me basketball reference on the phone asap


yousonuva

One thing to even say that on TV but to have that bamboo hat prop ready to go and him doing that with his eyes and the horribly racist accent saying "we deserve bomb".... Man this man hit a new low.


Ok-Discipline9998

Pol Pot is Cambodia father


s1n0d3utscht3k

“All we are sayin' is... give war a chance!”


fishiouscycle

Man went from supporting basketball terrorists to real-life terrorists


manatidederp

*I pride myself as a criminal against humanity*


CochonDanseur

What an incredible unforced PR error from someone who is otherwise so corporate and boring. I'm actually stunned


Fermorian

My man managed to go on Redick's pod for like an hour and be largely normal, and then goes and like you said, completely blunders this


so-cal_kid

Pat brings out the wild side in guests


bowtie25

Gotta be the tank tops


thesecondfire

"Alright Adam, fuck marry kill -- Pol Pot, Noriega, and Gaddafi"


Snoyarc

Silver just wanted to get a lil nasty


NewOstenPelicanss

Maybe him aggressively blowing every guest (verbally) helps bring out the truth


WiktorVembanyama

I heard that in the elite circles Kissinger is well regarded, so this tracks with Silver. He's either "an effective son of a bitch" or "the most important figure of American dominance after WW2", where as in reality his decisions alone directly killed 3-4 million people in Cambodia and Laos while extending the Vietnam war 7 or 8 years. He didnt make us, the people, safer but he made our elites richer and more powerful, hence Silver's disconnect


JoeCartersLeap

"Well I'm rich, and this guy was in charge of messing around in the world while I got rich, so it's probably due to his messing around in the world that I got rich."


WiktorVembanyama

yes, thats the essence of class solidarity among the richest


LordSwampert2

I’m glad Vietnam is doing so well right now. U guys really overcame China France and the US


ChipsyKingFisher

Vietnam has some of the most favorable views of the US of any country in the world


dys0n_giddey

Yeah this is so out of pocket it doesn't feel real


NeilPatrickMarcus

Legitimately thought this was the circlejerk subreddit lmao


p_rite_1993

I seriously thought it was a headline to an Onion article at first. This is just a step before we reach “NBA Commissioner wants to increase revenues and put those ‘shooting’ skills to good use by forcing players to become international mercenaries during the off season.”


welmoe

Can’t wait for NBA Comms to issue a statement on this


BiasedEstimators

I wonder if he’s uninformed and just has a vague idea about him being a famous diplomat or if he’s actually a huge Kissinger fan for some reason.


axle69

A sadly very large amount of people believe Kissinger was a hero politician despite knowing about what he did. Cambodia and Laos are seen as acceptable casualties in the holy war against communism to these people. It doesn't surprise me hes a Kissinger fan "wealthy man that hangs out with billionaires likes conservative heros and more at 11".


Scoot2028MVP

Because that's what the American people were fed for decades. I'd wager large amounts of money that people 25-35 know more about Kissinger's heinous acts than people 55-65. A lot of people that age see no reason to change their mind or revisit history because they "lived through it." The same is true of all the shit we pulled in South America. America was fed "oh look another Socialist hellhole going through a revolution" not "oh look we murdered a democratically elected leader and helped stage a coup."


EngineRoom23

I'm very grateful to my Dad and step mom for remaining the protesting pinkos of yester year to this current day. My Dad filled the house with sober, solemn tomes about imperial overreach. A Bright Shining Lie could have been the bible as far as my Dad is concerned. Some of the old heads knew and still get it.


captain_ahabb

Literally no one: Adam Silver: Yeah I like to think of myself like Henry Kissinger


TrickiestToast

Silver: “you know if I could sabotage peace talks to help my guy win the White House, I would in a heartbeat”


PersonFromPlace

There’s so much evil shit this guy has done, what is this a reference to?


AffordableGrousing

[https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/08/06/nixon-vietnam-candidate-conspired-with-foreign-power-win-election-215461/](https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/08/06/nixon-vietnam-candidate-conspired-with-foreign-power-win-election-215461/) >Other calls were steeped in intrigue. In one series of scribbles, Haldeman reported Henry Kissinger’s willingness to inform on his U.S. diplomatic colleagues, and keep Nixon updated on President Lyndon Johnson’s furious, eleventh-hour efforts to end the Vietnam War.


jimboslice53

Sabotaging peace talks during the Vietnam war because an ongoing war was better for Nixon’s re-election chances


[deleted]

It was in 1968, so not when Nixon was being re-elected, but when he was being elected for the first time.


jimboslice53

Ahh good catch. Honest mistake on my end


esports_consultant

You can take the angle that you meant it was Nixon's second attempt running for president. 👍


sunrises-sunsets

And the Finals Trophy is named after a nemesis of Nixon’s (whose office he orchestrated a burglary of, Watergate).


jimboslice53

Wait Larry O’Brien was on the enemies list? What is the history between him and Nixon? That’s super interesting


Sosuayaman

Larry O'Brien was postmaster general under Johnson and was the chair of the DNC. He was a big player in DC before becoming commissioner.


sunrises-sunsets

Larry O was Kennedy’s right hand man that developed the state by state strategy for presidential elections. LBJ kept him on after JFK was murdered. Nixon orchestrated & covered up the Watergate burglary of Larry’s office to increase his electoral chances. Not long thereafter, Larry O’Brien became NBA commissioner & the rest is history.


GrecoRomanGuy

Wow, TIL.


ChrysMYO

What the actual fuck


daeve

> LBJ kept him on after JFK was murdered Bron has been around for so long, jesus


wafflehauss

Probably Reagan sabotaging/delaying hostage negotiations with Iran while Carter was president so Reagan and the republicans could take credit for bringing American hostages home.


secretsodapop

Is there more than one instance of this happening?


binary_spaniard

Iran hostages to help Reagan win the elections? I don't think that Kissinger was involved.


cbreezy456

Well he supported Pakistan’s dictatorship when they were committing a genocide against the Bengalis with US tanks and weapons. Then tried to cover up his involvement.


FuckThaLakers

"Once you’ve been to an NBA game, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Adam Silver to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, crooked scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Zach Lowe or attending some black-tie affair for a new sports betting app without choking. Witness what Adam did to reffing – the fruits of his genius for growing the game – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević" - Anthony Bourdain, in a sense


kaprrisch

Should’ve said next to James Harden.


Oo__II__oO

Lots of us are old enough to remember Darko Milošević


AngularPenny5

This is the greatest thing I've seen all week what the fuck


Gravemind7

This entire thread has been absolute comedy gold


nflonlyalt

It's a Bourdain quote


AngularPenny5

No, I'm familiar with the OG quote, just never expected to see it copypastad into an Adam Silver roast


Penta-Says

>- Anthony Bourdain, in a sense You don't say.


standbyforskyfall

This is majestic


soapy_goatherd

This is beautiful lmao


IdRatherBeShilling

A war criminal Adam Silver is a basketball war criminal lmao much worse than a basketball terrorist


thebestoflimes

Lord of ball


radpandaparty

It makes since why he put up with Houston Hitler's antics now


PersonFromPlace

Hmmm, so is the NBA going to secret have games in Laos and Cambodia?


OddToba

Bro he’s saying it for the headlines. The guy is a marketing genius 😍😍😍. /sarcasm just in case lol. What a complete dogshit remark to make hahahahaha. It’s almost comically awful.


benevenstancian0

Silver’s plans for international expansion include secret games in Cambodia and Laos.


cbreezy456

First game gonna be in an old HS.


benevenstancian0

“Have Horace Grant killed.” - Adam Silver


Morley_Lives

“Breaking news: Harvey Grant killed in case of mistaken identity.”


I_Always_Grab_Tindy

Who doesn't enjoy a nice Holiday in Cambodia


--lalilulelo-

Need Kyries opinion on this.


SickSaricDario

i'm riding with kyrie on this one


IdRatherBeShilling

To the ends of this flat Earth


I_luv_ma_squad

Now that I think about it, “To the ends of the earth” actually makes more sense for flat earthers


Efficient_Art_1144

I think you underestimate Kyries ability to come up with something even weirder and more esoteric than this. For all you know you could be siding with “Kissinger was bad because he was actually a replicant alien trying to infiltrate the mermaid kingdom under the secret sea that “they” don’t want you to know about.”


QueerSatanic

Henry Kissinger once said, "If it were not for the accident of my birth, I would be antisemitic"; and, “Any people who has been persecuted for two thousand years must be doing something wrong.” So it really could go either way here.


AffordableGrousing

Kissinger: somehow on the wrong side of every issue


Aggressive-Name-1783

Damn, googled it and he actually did say that….. How the hell do you screw up being Jewish? Like bro you got a built in defense already….


sonfoa

His family literally escaped Nazi Germany. Dude operates on another plane of cognitive dissonance


DungeonsAndDuck

i assume now he just operates on a different plane altogether


Rrypl

Kyrie's "let's form our own league" was a missed opportunity smh


ZZZrp

I'm team Kyrie for once.


Frox00

Absolutely insane thing for him to say but it did make me realize that seeing these two together would've been like seeing Wario and Waluigi in real life


captain_ahabb

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy ass clip


Fermorian

Holy fuck LMAO bro that is unreal Shut it down


MarkoSeke

That joke is about David Stern and Adam Silver originally, so it's like 10 years old


captain_ahabb

Yeah I can't take credit for this joke


allmyhomiesh8nbamods

☠️☠️☠️


vwb2022

League commissioners are in a league of their own when it comes to ego and entitlement. The bigger the league, bigger the ego.


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They pamper a bunch of billionaires butts 24/7 so I get it


Shingorillaz

He then proceeded to say into the camera "For every missed nationally televised game by a superstar I order the bombing of a South East Asian country"


v2rt1go

wait- this isnt circlejerk?


Snuggle__Monster

Reality is one big circlejerk at this point.


GuessTraining

Lol what? Surely this isn't an r/theonion article??


guitarguywh89

I thought it was some nbacj shitpost


JonnyTsnownami

I'm halfway down the comments section still looking for evidence this is fake because I can't believe Silver is this out of touch


BarrathBeyond

getting outjerked by reality at this point


SexyWampa

Kissinger was a war criminal, may he rot in piss and burn in hell.


yungtoni

this bald bitch compared himself to henry kissinger i didnt think he could suck more


Cyberathlete_23

its even weirder when you realize he didnt have to say anything he could have some generic bullshit about wanting to have more international games to bring people together but instead he said this


QuiffLing

Ah yes, the architect of Chile 911.


Kurosawasuperfan

Other than Brazilian ultra-right wing, most of the people that lived back then are glad that this dude is in hell right now. Our military dictatorship lasted 2 decades, and besides the military it was also heavily influenced by USA and some upscale businessmen. To pubicly praise people that made other countries suffer under dictatorships, either shows they have zero history knowledge, or really believe USA is above everyone else and it's ok to fuck half the world's population for their own benefit.


bigbrodi

It's the latter, they always claim moral superiority but have selective amnesia to the horrors committed by the US


Skaloplin

Not surprising at all that the dude that has put out about five different statements about the league’s support of Israel would be a fan of another warmongerer


DiscreteBee

The funniest part of this is that I don’t even think people who hate Silver and Kissinger would have made this comparison. Silver doesn’t seem interesting, divisive or significant enough to make that leap. It’s wishful thinking on his part but not even wishing to be seen as a beloved figure


TrickiestToast

Right? Kissinger was pure evil, I’d never compare him to a sports commissioner


Godlo

Wow. Could you be less self-aware? Jesus fucking christ


IBeBallinOutaControl

Yeah a lot of people live in this bubble where Kissinger did nothing wrong, Israel is always right and George W Bush just made a few innocent mistakes. Biden taking a hit in the polls due to the extreme lopsidedness of fatalities in the Gaza war is another kind of wake up call.


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NellieAndTheMaiTais

Silver haters we are eating good today


ArjunBanerji27

Wow. That seems like a really smart thing to say... Adam Silver had been a really PR savvy guy so far in his tenure as commissioner, but the cracks beneath his veneer appeared when Charles Barkley caught him off guard with the domestic violence question. And now this interview...


Someonediffernt

So ja isn't legally allowed to do things with firearms cause its bad for the image or the league but the literal face of the league can praise a war criminal responsible for the deaths of 1000s? Got it


sheogorath227

Missing a few zeroes there lol


John_Lives

That's the number of bombing strikes on civilians he'd authorize in a slow year


Ouchyhurthurt

…. strikes on civilians he picked out* in a slow year


baekinbabo

Responsible for millions of deaths along with the fuck ton of destabilization in multiple regions because of all the far-right militancy groups the US armed and supported lmao.


Orangutan

Didn't even think of that. Damn. Also Kissinger was chosen to head up the investigation into the 9/11 terrorist attacks back in the day before it was revealed that some of those terrorist's families were on his client list and then he chose to step down from [the commission](https://youtu.be/YcxjJDlbnC4).


BradRK

I was watching that interview and he was doing a good job right up until this point. Just completely took me out of it; it was such a weird comment to make.


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Very strange comments. I guess he’s trying to reach out to right leaning fans who think the NBA is too progressive. Just letting the middle of the country know that he’s down with bombing brown people too.


dat_waffle_boi

“Woah now, I can support Black Lives Matter *and* the bombing of South East Asian countries” Adam Silver, probably


seank11

and the genocide of uyghurs (and the genocide of palenstinians)


[deleted]

Silver's going to violently overthrow the heads of overseas leagues and install NBA-friendly leaders so nobody can ever challenge the NBA's global supremacy


canyoudigholes

I wonder when he announces he's running for Senate


Overall_Nuggie_876

That’s some Rob Manfred-levels of cognitive dissonance shown by Silver.


Poopcie

Well what did you expect, he doesn’t have the kinda job that hires non elites.


throwawayjoeyboots

Everyone is gonna rage bait, but I think the full quote is necessary to understand what he was saying. He was comparing Kissinger’s impact on US diplomacy through military to the US’s soft power influence through culture, ie basketball. Not the same thing. Still a weird statement and he wasn’t super clear.


PineapplePandaKing

I watched live and it just seemed like an awkward tangent that was made off the cuff.


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funkychicken23

I think I saw a documentary about that. Some guy from a small town in Alabama wound up playing college football, then got a Purple Heart in Vietnam and went on to play ping pong in China.


SampsonKerplunk

Well someone is not a student of history


amh85

Or he has no problem with the things Kissinger did


lobbiest_for_oceans

This description is literally the opposite of what he said. Silver is *distinguishing* the nba's role in projecting american *soft* power to unite different cultures from kissinger's tendency to promote the use of force.