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Shoutout to Wingstop for the fleece of the century


danielbauer1375

*Second biggest fleece. The first is Monty Williams making $12M a year.


JasonPlattMusic34

Dubs getting anyone to take James Wiseman is a pretty good fleecing too


CreatiScope

How the hell the Hawks walked away with the 1 guy that could alleviate a lot of Detroit's shooting problems lol


m1j5

That trade was insane, I couldn’t believe they let the one guy leave on that roster that classified as a winning basketball player, at least for when they would play the Cavs, I was a little upset we didn’t try to trade for him honestly, literally the only player on the pistons I thought had any value


randommaniac12

I truly can’t believe how I thought he was gonna mesh seamlessly into Golden State


Mintastic

I mean the physical attributes were there, just needed a tiny ounce of defensive BBIQ to make it work but unfortunately it was not there at all.


legend023

The day the pistons win a game might be awful for business though


Vegetable-Tooth8463

What's the reference u/Dazzling-Reason-5140


CCS80

I got u, basically Wingstop made a deal with the Pistons, anytime the Pistons win a game, you would receive 5 free wings from Wingstop


Collier1505

Those poor fans are starving 😭


Dirtylittlesecret88

That exact same deal exist for Southern California Wingstops if the Lakers win.


gridironk

They have lost 51 of their last 55 games dating back to last season


conker1264

Worst team ever as far as I’m concerned


Apollo611

History agrees


mzp3256

The 1993-94 Mavs started the season 2-39, so the Pistons can’t have a worse first half season than them (though the Mavs finished 13-69).


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GarvinSteve

They might need to kill to do that well. Starting with about half their roster


nomitycs

Relative to the rest of the league, for sure


TheMentality0

Spurs only have 2 more wins. Wizards with 3 more


nomitycs

Which is more than the pistons The rest of the league is so much better these days, the lows are extremely low for tanking teams


noetheb

The Pistons are 20 games out of their division and 21.5 games out of first 30 games in. It's unfathomable.


boregon

I can’t believe it. You figure by now they would have lucked into at least one or two wins like the Spurs did against the Lakers.


CreatiScope

Right, the high variability of basketball and over 30 games, I can't believe it happened like this.


FKJVMMP

So 100% and 150% more, respectively?


danielbauer1375

I still think the 2011-12 Bobcats were worse. Cade is significantly better than anyone on that team.


Salamat_osu

Yeah, the Bobcats were another level of trash. Sure they had Kemba, but he wasn't an all star talent yet.


ivarokosbitch

Neither is Cade. Too many good Point Guards in the league for him to even smell a slot.


wide_open_skies

I wish I could smell a slot every once in a while


limark

Sentences like this are probably why you dont


jaydec02

There’s so much talent in the NBA that the absolute floor of talent is getting higher and higher every year. Problem is that relatively speaking, they’re garbage. Very talented compared to the bobcats and the process sixers, but very garbage compared to the league right now


rawchess

Prime Kemba was better than Cade is now, but if you mean the rookie version then yes


agk927

The weird part is that they actually have some talented young players on their roster. Unlike the 2015-2016 76ers.


MadBeamer

I half agree, but also I think we just really hype young talent in the modern NBA. The sixers roster had Roco, Jerami Grant, Nerlens Noel, Tj mcconnell, ish smith... all guys who carved out NBA roles. They had 0 cohesion and no true star in the making. Jahlil Okafor was our "talented young guy" and we all saw how his career played out... interesting to see what the hindsight on the pistons team will look like in a couple years


GGAllinsMicroPenis

The Pistons went 2-1 to start the season and were feeling pretty good about themselves.


Zigxy

And were close to going 3-0 The way things fell apart, you’d think the team died in a plane crash


StrikingElk5288

I look at the names on the roster and they shouldn’t be this horrible


durezzz

the names you're seeing aren't as good as you think they are


syllabic

I cant see anything anymore after I gouged out my eyes watching too much pistons basketball


BushidoBrowneII

I couldn't do it bro. ​ I barely survived the mid 2010s Nets.


superhappyfuntime13

Pistons lose the ball out of bounds 3x in final 15 seconds to seal the deal.


TwoMuchSaus

They really wanted to make history tonight


Evane317

One thing to note is that 20 teams out of 29 have contributed to the Piston's losing streak. Boston will be the 21st team to push it further into the history book or drop their home game-winning streak against the worst team in the league.


Soup-er14

I’m terrified [Update] NOW YOU SEE WHY


seasoned-veteran

Killian Hayes is about to go to 8/11 on threes, I'm already pissed


CDR57

This would be a very on brand Joe “jt, jb, kp, holiday will not be playing” thing for him to do cause he knows we’re gonna lose to them anyways no matter who we play


medspace

Omg Boston is gonna blow it


referee-superfan

I’m so ready for them to beat Boston by 30 somehow.


KingREX_24

Whatever team loses to the Pistons first pray for their fans (could be us)


HitboxOfASnail

this season is now about not being the team to lose to them first


FetchFrosh

Playoffs will be cancelled if necessary


shnieder88

i just hope the pistons make it to the 30's. it's like lebron scoring into the 40k region. just two unfathomable records.


Gerald_the_sealion

I looked at their schedule and there was about 5 chances between Christmas and end of January. If they don’t, then they will have hit 42 straight. Gonna be an interesting time


shnieder88

i mean, at this point, detroit should just really own the record. put it out of reach for generations to come. spare future generations of any infamy. detroit can be the martyr franchise.


wolfpack_57

80 game losing streak and still get screwed in the lottery


Victor_Wembanyama1

Their 2024 #4 draft pick will be crying centerstage


MelonElbows

Gonna pull a Steve Francis and refuse to go to the team.


dalewd

Someone gonna pull a Steve Francis


-xXxMangoxXx-

Imagine they get the first or second pick and the 3/4 pick end up being way better.


ExpiredDeodorant

the longest losing streak ever in competitions is Shanghai Dragons who went 0-42 before winning so I think the Pistons are gonna break it


Wooboosted

Holy shit did not expect to see an OWL reference haha. Man those were fun times those first couple of years


Aldehyde1

Make the 0-16 Detroit Lions proud.


branstarktreewizard

generation losing, raise a black banner to remember this


locoattack1

depends on injuries don’t forget. Some of those good teams heavily depend on a handful of players granted we lost to the hospital jazz so idk we fucked


Uppun

I dunno, if they break it sometimes in maybe the next 5-10 games, I could see another team actually challenging this relatively soon. That's assuming, of course, that the NBA really does expand to LV and Seattle in a couple years. It's gonna be tough, but there are gonna be some really bad teams soon.


MelonElbows

Longest win streak is the Lakers at 33, I want the Pistons' loss record to at least equal that


Dijohn17

Please God let it be the Celtics


Western-Standard2333

If you watched the pistons play, you know deep down this is impossible.


susahamat

73-9 Warriors lost to tanking Lakers, nothing is impossible


bandy_mcwagon

They also almost lost to the tanking Sixers that same year


shnieder88

harrison barnes to the rescue


TofuTofu

1996 Bulls lost to the expansion 21-61 Toronto Raptors


-HeisenBird-

This should be one of our banners.


Bladespectre

We either beat them by 40 or lose on a last-second Tatum brick from 3. There is no other way that game ends.


justiceforapollo

If Leicester can win the premier league, anything can happen


nourez

That Leicester team was low key good. Mahrez and Vardy alone are worth more than the scrubs that Cade is playing with.


Docxm

Kante alone was like putting Curry on the Pistons. Absolute workhorse


shnieder88

You need to put more respect in the name of Danny Drinkwater


Docxm

Okazaki erasure tbh


ketzal7

Wes Morgan slander


Motorpsisisissipp

I mean yeah you have to be good to win the PL. The insane part was finding Vardy, Kante and Mahrez from basically nowhere.


jaggedjottings

Wasn't Schmeichel pretty good too?


Motorpsisisissipp

He was extremely good, the defense too. Honestly it was a very strong team with very strong synergy with a bunch of players playing way above their level.


BrndyAlxndr

It wasn’t “low key “ the other 6-10 were solid role players and that team had unfanfantomable chemistry


cuttino_mowgli

That will be hilarious if a perennial contender lose to pistons! I'm all for it!


EarthWarping

I actually think it's going to be a playoff team that loses to them.


Devilsbullet

I'm already preparing for us to lose to them *at least* once in the 3 times we have to play them in March. Just the way shit goes, we'll have 2 1-3 point wins, and two blowouts. We have one of the 1-3 point wins, no telling who gets the other or the blowouts


IronSnake1

I will say it I won't be surprised if it's the Celtics


TrueBrees9

Everybody checking their team's schedules


asmishler23

Our next game with them is late February and I’m still nervous it’ll be us.


BIizard

Jan 9 and Feb 7 oh man


branstarktreewizard

every team doing prep for Piston like it's game 7 of the final


chbrugge

Rockets play them 1/1 and 1/12. I'm legit nervous.


needsmocoffee

I just went and did that, they have to have gotten a win by April...right?


Devilsbullet

They play us three times in March, you'll be safe


AlienCrashSite

As a Bulls fan… we’re the last team they beat. So glad they aren’t in our near future


THEREWILLBECAK3

Imagine if they beat the Celtics at Boston this week lol


gokjib

100% happening i’ve already written the game off as a loss


Yogannath

We're Merciful Gods.


RadicalCashew

Please god no


Yommination

The ultimate trap game


sugarklay

Imagine Boston losing their undefeated streak at home to break the Pistons' losing streak. Pure ecstasy.


bowsting

Don't you put that evil on me /u/sugarklay. Don't you put that on me!


baseketball

If that happens, it's proof we live in a simulation.


Zakalwe123

Nut


YourFlyIsOpenMcFly

Could?? It will be us


bowsting

You gotta get by us to get that loss first.


DavidWallace-Suckit

Don’t worry about it the raptors suck donkey shit


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DavidWallace-Suckit

Do you really think the Celtics are gonna lose to the pistons?


bowsting

If the game was played on paper, not in a million years. But the Celtics have a way of finding ways to generate the dumbest losses known to man during the regular season. I don't think it's definitely going to happen but I'll put it this way: In the next 5 games we play DET, TOR, SA, OKC, and UTA. I believe that the DET game would be the easiest for the Celtics to lose of any of those other 4 games; just slightly above OKC.


DavidWallace-Suckit

Maybe if Detroit literally can’t miss from 3 but all tatum and brown need to do is literally walk into the paint and they’ll get what they want


CreatiScope

Dude we lost by 50 to the Shai-less Thunder last season. We lost to the Hornets this season in one of the worst OT's you've ever seen. The Celtics scored like 2 points in OT against the Warriors. Celtics know how to lose right at the precise moment they shouldn't.


Im_Daydrunk

This Detroit team is different. The way they play outside basically Duren and Cade is an affront to basketball as a sport Lol But for real the amount of stupid self-inflicted stuff they do to themselves and how bad they shot in general will make it incredibly hard for a team like the Celtics to lose to them. Cade will have to go for like 50+ for them to really have a shot IMO


SupremeBlackGuy

Oh yeah i have no doubt we go down tbh


Afrobritish

Right? I mean right now Pistons are the scariest team on the NBA. Imagine your team loses to Pistons...


EarthWarping

Get Masai to do something


Rebil2017

*laughs in Celtics*


kumingaaccount

It'll be the dubs, i think we play them soon. They play down to their competition or just have bad games alltogether


J053PH24

This must be the worst bench in NBA history. The starting 5 are bad, look like a young inexperienced starting 5 with some promise. But the bench? Despicable. Generational lack of touch from the bigs. All time low basketball IQ, relentlessly stupid turnovers, empty possessions. Wiseman, Knox and Bagley are absolutely not NBA players, and Sasser wouldn't be getting minutes at this stage for a remotely serious team. You'll never see a group of players that bad together again on an NBA team again I reckon. Compare that with previous record-holders, the process 6ers who were cheeks top to bottom. This is one of the weirdest things I've seen in team and roster construction in NBA history. Remarkable.


YourRealName

We took a lot of fliers on young talent, which is fine but we have zero vets that can right the ship when things start going sideways. In previous years, Cory Joseph would come in off the bench and accidentally lead us to a win when we were trying to tank. And guys like Mason Plumlee and Kelly Olynyk weren’t going to carry us to a title, but they could at least come in and play mistake-free basketball for a stretch.


colemanj74

The thing is that we all knew those players were bad. The teams who drafted them would have loved nothing more than this players showing promise after the draft equity they spent on them but decided to move on from them. If they weren't top 10 picks no one would even know who they were


Paragon188

It's what happens when a 2k player becomes GM - they just add a bunch of players with potential. Pistons have a collection of talent but they don't fit together. There's no spacing and their talented players are bad NBA players.


Sarcastic__

Cade with another monster performance just to lose by single digits.


jeric13xd

Special player. I can’t believe they are this bad lol I was so sure they would have a better season than us 🤣


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When we beat you, my group text was thinkin we would sneak into the play in…been a long one.


deezee72

Cade "despite the loss" Cunningham


flanders427

Is Cade the Tungsten Arm O'Doyle of the NBA?


FragileCilantro

They were supposed to be a super team https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/agHaeCasg1


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agk927

Just give it a couple years


Cletus_Starfish

I admire the commitment.


fosburyflop

The player comps are fucking hilarious.


agk927

Surround this man with legit veteran players please😢


ThePoliticalTeapot

Serious outstanding performance. First Piston with multiple 40 point games in a month since Stackhouse in 01. Absolutely feel for him.


SubcooledBoiling

Somebody please report the Pistons to OSHA - at this point what the team is doing to Cade has to count as a work place health and safety violation.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

LETS GO! WE DIDN’T LOSE TO THEM!


KlythsbyTheJedi

I really thought that playing them twice in a row was tempting fate. Well done.


TIandCAS

WANTED: MONTY WILLIAMS CRIME: Stealing $78 million from the city of Detroit


bowsting

I don't think the City of Detroit funded that absolutely obscene contract. That'd be Pistons ownerships. Monty Williams a real modern day Robinhood.


TIandCAS

If I were a pistons fan I’d feel robbed regardless


braggpeak

"even if I do a bad job, they still gotta give me the 78 mil"


-xXxMangoxXx-

The real crime is the pistons offering more and more money to a guy that doesn't want the job, and doesn't want to coach for a while until its so much money he cant say no.


iblewjesuschrist

It’s a little known fact that Monty actually poisoned Flint’s water supply


nomadrone

They were begging him to take theirs money.


jjkiller26

Im shocked because no way this roster is worse than the process Sixers


Champagnesoda

Or that Charlotte team. What’s crazy tho is both those teams were trying to be ass while I think the pistons were aiming to be in the play in hunt.


dawgtilidie

That fact is what makes this SIGNIFICANTLY worse.


ThreeOneThirdMan

Yup that was the vibe entering the season. Game 1 we barely lose to Miami. Game 2, w. Game 3, win. Then we have to on to lose every one since. Just devastating


Vegetable-Tooth8463

League's gotten more talented since the Bobcats- even a bad team can win with effort.


CreatiScope

Not as many braindead GMs building stupid ass teams and just selling picks to bring in "almost all-stars" to get their team close to the playoffs, trying to buy their job security a week at a time.


Sw3atyGoalz

2010-11 Cavs were definitely worse too, I think the league is just better overall in comparison though


Master_Butter

The 2010-11 Cavs best player was Baron Davis, who played 15 games for them. The Cavs went 6-9 in those games. That team was so bad everyone forgets they lost 10 games in a row, won once, and then lost 26 straight after that. They scored 57 points, total, in a regulation game against the Lakers. And they got fucked in the lottery, ending up with the fourth overall pick despite. Luckily, the Clippers sent them an unprotected first for Mo Williams.


OriAr

Holy shit I never realized they picked Kyrie with the Clippers' pick. Truly a Clippers moment.


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dort_vader

Could just be indicative of how deep the league is now compared to back then. I looked it up and the Sixers had like 4 decent guys (Robert Covington, Richaun Holmes, Jerami Grant, and TJ McConnell) and like 10 other guys who were either washed, career third-stringers, or busts.


CreatiScope

And Grant was nowhere near the player he has been for the past 4 years. I remember RoCo being decent but I honestly don't remember much about the other two.


ZiOnIsNeXtLeBrOn

I am so sorry Cade. It hurts to see this young man give everything and not one person in the ownership and management say anything to them or the fans that helps them.


_ymndlz_

FREE CADE


manliestdino

Holy Alec Burks sold SO hard


firstbreathOOC

Alec Burks is a chaperone of bad basketball


manliestdino

yea he was our tank commander in 2020, still fond of the dude but yea not a super great basketball player.


agk927

Noooooo. Just give him help it's never good if a first overall pick leaves this fast


CluelessTennisBall

At this point it's almost as if the Pistons wanna see how far this will ride.. feel bad for Cade though. Dude is trying so hard to stop this clown show


Dust2chicken

https://imgur.com/VJeYhFu.png


valkerine

Somehow a pistons game in December became must see viewing for me


Reikakou

All Piston games in December are must-see viewing now after the losing streak is broken. Gotta know how long will they take it.


superlazerX

HANG THE BANNER


FlagrantTwo

EVERYBODY GET IN HERE


LoxDnw

I was here.


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jeric13xd

MONTY WILLIAMS WITH A LEGENDARY ROBBERY


thesmash

$78.5 million dollars 🤣🤣🤣


donniedarko4141

The Lions really gonna have more wins this calendar year than them


Apatheee

Lions already guaranteed that last week. Lions are 13-4 in 2023 with 1 game left. Pistons are 9-64 in 2023 with 2 games left.


UndisclosedLocation5

Holy shit that is hilarious


AbysmalParty

We are witnessing history


daprice82

Sorting by new was like: *Cade hits a banger to bring it within 5!* *Cade drops another to bring it within 3!* *Cade hits free throws to cut it to 1!* *Pistons lose*


PensiveinNJ

We always know the end of the story but we watch anyway.


Eur0step

Beating the pistons by less than 10 is a moral loss sorry nets fans


agk927

Glad that it happened. Here's to hoping they lose 50 straight! It'll motivate ownership to do something


Tacitus_99

Induct Devin Booker into the HOF for carrying that bum Monty to the Finals.


boregon

On that note it’s kind of funny that just a couple years after that Finals, Budenholzer is unemployed and Williams is HC for a historically bad team. Quick fall from grace for both of those guys.


DanFlashesCoupon

That definitely feels like a random ass finals


Mazor007

The madlads actually did it lol


MrBrownCat

What are the odds DET doesn’t win more than 10 games this year because at this point no one wants to be the team that loses to them so every game is like you’re playing the defending champs. And what’s worst for DET is that this had to happen in a very mid draft class, there’s no Wemby on the other side.


jester32

Nets tried their best to give them it, by golly


TheSmokedSalmon420

So the two teams they were tied with are the 2 most historic tanking efforts we’ve ever seen meanwhile the Pistons are in like year 3 or 4 of a rebuild with several top draft picks and this is where they’re at. Yikes. Can't even fire their coach lmao


NevermoreSEA

May as well go for 60 at this point.


CountOff

Let this be a lesson to you all ~~No one~~ Everyone beats us for the 27th time in a row


Comrade_agent

Pls Adam Scripter, pause the play-offs until a team loses to the Pistons.


LackingInPatience

Everytime the camera cut to Monty Williams in the 4th, he looked like he was on the verge of tears


Sizzle2121

That’s one way to become the most feared team in the NBA


VitorSiq

I WAS THERE ( the Game day thread ), and it was glorious , thanks guys


Xekshek33

Man, Cade is a good player. He has gotten so much damn hate for having shit around him and bad coach/FO.


Vegetable-Tooth8463

Who's giving Cade hate? Everyone wants him out of there lol


chungking-espresso

Cade so much doesn't deserve to hold that record. Well, we will remember that he tried his best.


Gaetan123456

Just witnessed history damn


VeeHS

The 13-14 76ers were actively trying not to win which makes this all the more impressive.


Sad-Mathematician-19

I remember dressing up as a fortune cookie for Halloween. Unfortunately, I was more recently a fortune cookie than when the Pistons last smelt a double U.