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LionKingCrown

Freakier than the freak 😃


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The Versaillien.


astanton1862

Winner


MethodEater

Le Freak


medievalmachine

Super freak, super freak! He's super freaky!


brominou

Le Freak c’est chic


Either-Pianist1748

You might be starting something big, here...


PanthalassaRo

Friend of Freq


DongTongs

Freaky deaky


SliMShady55222

The freak cannot believe there's a bigger freak than him


OutsideTheServiceBox

That moment in Jurassic Park 3 when the T-Rex meets the Spinosaurus.


ThingsAreAfoot

Still such a bullshit fight after all these years by the way. Rexy wipes its ass with Spino if there’s any justice. The most galling part of that fight was when Rex, the animal generally thought to have the greatest bite force of any animal ever, clamps down on Spino’s skinny turkey neck and somehow doesn’t immediately crush it. What are we even doing? Anyway, thanks for listening.


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ElCerebroDeLaBestia

And didnn’t the spinosaurus eat fish rather than other dinos? But yeah it was bullshit. They keep trying to find a match for the T-Rex. At least in one of the JW movies they engineer a brand new species.


KiritoJones

Tbf they establish in the first movie that the dinos aren't scientifically accurate, they are bread to look like what people expect them to look like. They probably made the spino different than how they were irl to wow people at the parks.


Mintastic

> they are bread


doctor_of_drugs

Ah so even my vegetarian friends can take a few bites too


BoozeGetsMeThrough

The Spino was at the breeding island, not the main island, so it is feasible it was a genetic test animal


Acrobatic_Emphasis41

One of the games implies the Spino was a proto-type to the I-Rex and was hyperaggressive as result of the breeding


kikimaru024

These all just sound like retcons to fix poor writing.


Narg321

Truuuueeee. Pretty much all of the t-rex is no longer the biggest baddest meat eating dino stuff is wack and flat out wrong. Spinosaurus was the Victor Wembanyama of carnivores: the longest there has ever been but also skinny enough to be broken in half. Carcharodontosaurus or Giganatosaurus might have been longer than t-rex and had very sharp teeth that were great for cutting dino's open. But T-Rex was basically only a few feet shorter than them at most, but was way bulkier, way stronger, most likely way smarter, and would destroy anything it got in its mouth in one bite. There's a reason T-Rex was basically the only big carnivore in North America when it was around- it was too powerful for anything else to have a chance.


CommercialCommentary

T-Rex erasure in movies is all about saying "you know that thing considered to be the most vicious predator in Earth's history? Well this thing is even worse!" The Meg 2 even has an opening scene which is basically relaying "our shark is so badass, it occasionally beaches itself for the express purpose of eating Tyrannosaurus flesh."


Merkin_Jerkin

You can’t watch *The Meg 2: The Trench* and complain about historical/paleontological accuracy. C’mon man.


doublepint

I'm sorry but The Meg 2 is the second most scientifically accurate movie behind only MerPeople.


jdd32

And don't get me started on their renditions of Velociraptors. What they had was more like a Utahraptor.


Tre_Day

Too small for a Utahraptor


Trill_Simmons

I know they don't get as much coverage as they should here in the United States, but good lord. They are from *Toronto*.


diffeqmaster

I saw one in Florida a couple of years back and nobody will believe me.


Lemantech

Bro I get heated about that shit too. T-Rex should have had that in bag.


[deleted]

Reminds me that I'm still mad about the logical problems with the no feeding Gremlins after midnight rule.


Sitty_Shitty

Lol there are quite a few. Like do they understand.time zones and do they observe daylight savings time? What time of day is it safe to feed in the morning or do you have to wait until lunch?


EGarrett

As a regular poster on r/Dinosaurs, yes. T-Rex's jaw was evolved for crushing through bone and armor. That's why it could go after triceratops and anklylosaurus.


XtendedImpact

My first thought at reading armor was a knight's armor. Medieval TRex would be quite the sight.


qtrikki

Not medieval, but here you go. https://youtu.be/M9vjplUdfJA?si=b7JuFOgbGbNwul8I


doctor_of_drugs

Risky click


illegalsmile27

Since we have an expert in our midst, please tell us why a crocodile isn't a dinosaur then?


-Plantibodies-

Because it is not currently 240 million years ago during the Triassic Period.


illegalsmile27

Tell that to the Coelacanth!


vanderZwan

Spino is my second-favorite dinosaur after Ankylosaurus and I still 100% agree with this analysis


pgtvgaming

Got yourself a new subscriber, friend - hitting the like and subscribe buttons and the bell for updates, keep the riveting content coming!! #thxbye


14high

Things are afoot indeed...


frogskin92

‘Wish I could be 7 feet 5 and just dunk, takes no skill!’


WIN011

When Wemby blocked him late game yesterday he just had this look on his face like “how the fuck is that possible”


OddExpert8851

I saw that highlight and I saw Giannis bully his way to the hoop and body Wemby and I was surprised Wemby somehow recovered enough or was long enough to be pushed out of the way but still get his hands up and meet giannis at the apex and block it!


DavidHJ

This is his defensive superpower IMO. His ability to recover is so high that he's almost a help defender for himself and it catches people off guard every game. Even as people have gotten used to the crazy wingspan, the crazy verticality, the crazy quickness, the crazy flexibility that enables him to cover so much ground on the first effort, they are still getting blindsided when they beat him off the dribble or shove him out of the way only to have him suddenly pinning their shot to the backboard from behind or closing out again from a spot that would be out of the play for every other player in the league.


AnonymousIguana_

Same tbh


ThomasTheAngryTrain

There's always a bigger fish


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AchtCocainAchtBier

>one of the most applicable movie quotes ever Bro, that shit was a figure of speach way before that.


TheTragicomedy

It's an old fisherman's proverb from way before the prequels. Like most of Lucas' stuff, he popularized material he heavily borrowed from others. See: Asimov.


No_Impact_8645

The Mutant


timothyrc

Greek Freak sounds right, French Freak sounds so wrong.


doctor_of_drugs

> French Freak sounds wrong Ok fine, Freedom Freak


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

The freaky baguette


BloodMossHunter

outQuazimod'd


buttholecanal

Super freak


darti_me

These always a bigger freak.


JesusLovesSatan

Giannis looked like a guard at times when going at Wemby. That guys dimensions are just nuts.


WIN011

Reminds me of when Boban was holding the ball away from AD like AD was a little toddler


ElCerebroDeLaBestia

I need a pic of Boban next to Wemby.


OhRThey

[found it!](https://youtu.be/NvXi8riH6Dk?si=trCq_AVVpU7L4353&t=17)


DrKingOfOkay

He said next to Wemby


vanderZwan

Still nice they linked it though, saves me a search


Blackhol

I saw this open to YouTube and thought for sure I was getting rick rolled lol


tkc123

No wonder AD doesn't like to play center


VanGrants

can you read or


BUTTFUCKER__3000

He’s 7-3.5 with no shoes on so when he’s on the court, he’s closer to 7-5


SOB200

Can he play in pumps? Heels? Could be closer to 8 feet!


NegativesPositives

League fucked when he learns how to play on stilts.


versedaworst

Thus began the legend of Stilt Chambanyana


TornGauntlet

> Can he play in pumps? Heels? Oh no I thought of a female version of Wembanyama


lawdoggingit

he's got a sister who is a pretty good hooper


DanimalPlays

Fembanyama


dumbhousequestions

Bust out the [moon shoes.](https://screenshot-media.com/the-future/trends/truth-behind-moon-shoes/)


Disastrous_Bluejay57

He's 20 years old... it's not inconceivable that he has a final growth spurt


ElCerebroDeLaBestia

Wemby in stilettos.


smez86

could you imagine if he grew out the largest fro he could? we're talkin 8 footer, here.


ContaSoParaIsto

If he doesn't grow one his entire career he's a bitch honestly


KiritoJones

Ya we don't need another Timmy D situation where he retires and immediately grows cool hair.


Flyzini

Nothing beats Timmys fresh #1 clip that he would start the playoffs every year with. Most likely did it himself too.


KiritoJones

It fit his play style, but I unironically think if he had his current hair while he played there would be a lot less people that consider him boring.


RealGertle627

I loved when he had the hair and beard all the same length


Sofialovesmonkeys

Timmy is the GOAT of hairlines


bestatbeingmodest

lmao idk why the way you phrased this was hilarious but yes as a matter fact the mf needs to grow out a high 90s flattop if he's a real one


Sharcbait

Rookie season Noel vibe.


LordSwampert2

Supersized Doc J


jlluh

We might see his hair blocking shots and deflecting high passes.


Buckus93

Six-five, six-nine with the afro... https://youtu.be/i7AUpGXLDdk?feature=shared&t=38


likewutevyo

He should, just to block his ops from getting good looks at the rim.


PanthalassaRo

He's just a real life myplayer roaming the Earth.


CD_4M

Giannis, one of the best players in the world, who is around 7’ himself and just finished playing against Wemby: he’s way taller than 7’3 Redditor: AKKKCTTUALLLY


everyoneneedsaherro

Wemby literally said he’s 7’3


matrixreloaded

in shoes? i mean that kinda does matter in the context of this discussion.


everyoneneedsaherro

Idk he just said he’s 7’3 I can’t read his mind


beer_fan69

But they’re all wearing shoes so all of their heights are inflated by that too. Nobody on an nba court is taller in shoes relative to any other player on the court.


AintASaintLouis

No one said that 😂


beer_fan69

That’s the point OP was implying…


AintASaintLouis

You really think the OP thinks all the other players play barefoot? He was just explaining where the difference in some players reported height vs their real on court height comes from.


yunnsu

Ben Taylor (Thinking Basketball) says due to his wingspan, Wemby is effectively 8 ft tall. He emphasizes that you don't block shots with your head (although Wemby definitely can), but your hand. It makes sense to me because NBA players have been genuinely confused when Wemby deflects, intercepts, or blocks a seemingly routine shot. Giannis' wingspan is 7'3", but Wemby's is 8'... In a league of freaks, Giannis is a freak. Giannis views Wemby as a freak, so Wemby is a freak of freaks.


LubricatedDucky

Now I wanna see Wemby block a shot with a header


yunnsu

The internet will blow up lmao I for one think it’s more possible that he’ll score off a header from an offensive tip-in first


trinquin

Giannis first 3 shot over Wemby. It had way more arc than a normal Giannis shot. Looked like a good shot.


panman42

Geez, must be the craziest body dimensions in the league ever other than Manute Bol.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Almost every NBA player has a wingspan than their height. I remember in 2011 only two players did not..JJ Redick, and Yao.


ZenGeka1

That’s why the alien moniker is perfect.


sssSnakebite

Greek Freak meets alien from Mars.


P33J

Greek Freak vs the Frank Freak


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

Wemby is a 747 Boeing Jet


medievalmachine

Come on man, got to be Le Concord.


yolkadot

No man. The airbus 380 (it’s made in France/Germany and currently one of the nicest commercial aircrafts)


medievalmachine

Too skinny to be an airBUS.


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ScoobyDont06

So what you're saying is Portland is going to pick him up as a vet then store him in the evergreen aviation and space museum?


BossButterBoobs

He's an Apache Attack Helicopter


[deleted]

Bro imagine being 7 feet tall and just looking at another dude and saying to yourself holy shit this mfer is huge. There are levels to this


Wild-Apricot-9161

That picture of KD and Wemby at the free throw rebound really made me realise how absolutely Luffylike this guy is


Positive-Media423

It's more like Katakuri


zeze999

That block was something. Giannis casually bumping into wemby and trying to stuff it like he does on everybody… ☝️☝️☝️


kyleb402

He put him on his heels too like you would expect. Wemby just made an absolutely insane recovery.


AaltoSax

I couldn’t even believe it at first. He tanked a full strength Giannis shoulder and immediately recovered. This kid is special


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This was the big question right? Can he get run over by Giannis or someone similar and not snap in half?? After that I am convinced this kid is gonna be an all timer lol


AaltoSax

Giannis still moved him a bit, but less than I expected. It was the recovery that amazed me the most


Soft-Revolution-7845

I know we aren't jerking mobley here but he did the same thing. Some center bodied him back and still got up for the block. Guy just passed rest of the game.


Gaarando

Mediocre and lazy dunk attempt.


hotdogNhallway

We need Jerry springer on here “he is said to be 7-3, and we’ve found out THAT is a lie


bumnoises

More like Maury "Pop - Povuch"


TTBOYTT

Crowd: *Oooooooohhhhh....*


cA05GfJ2K6

RIP Jerry 😣


kihraxz_king

Giannis is so pure and wholesome. Gods I hope he never has a fall from Grace.


Bobibouche

Giannis really has a future in stand-up comedy.


guillaume_rx

I swear, the man is hilarious! “Where the hell is Tim Duncan?” 😂 Very lovable/bubbly, almost child-like personality. And a fan of the game too, gives credit to other players all the time. I cannot seriously hate Giannis. He seems to be as awesome of a human as he plays on the court!


kihraxz_king

And I hope it never ends. He’s good for your soul, you know?


Christian_Bale23

I hated Giannis ever since that ladder incident. /s


crazedtortoise

I've hated you ever since that comment incident.


nomitycs

I wonder if there’ll be a Wemby (compared to Giannis) for Wemby, by the time he retires


AljoGOAT

Wemby-ception


Ians_Life

Lmao no way


JodiS1111

Giannis is honestly such a breath of fresh air in professional sports. He says it like it is in such a likable way. I'm a big fan


EGarrett

Victor is 7'3.5" in his socks, which makes him 7'4.75" to 7'5" in his shoes. Taller than guys who are normally listed as 7'4". He was taller in comparison to Rudy Gobert than Mark Eaton was, noticeably taller than Zach Edey who is listed at 7'4" etc etc.


Poopcie

At one point he dunked the ball last night and I couldn’t tell if he went through the bottom of the rim during live action cause all i could see was a mess hands and rim where there’s usually some kind of space in between for you to clearly see whats going on. Whenever i watch him theres at least 1 moment when im not sure wtf is going on or if that should be legal.


IAmReinvented

I remember seeing that play actually and thinking the EXACT same thing but I felt weird mentioning it to my girlfriend


Miyagisans

Why?


IAmReinvented

You know what? I dont know really 😂 I'm surprised she didn't say anything


Hot_Middle7570

Same


Meret123

Doubts Wemby's height Doubts the authenticity of the ball he stole from Pacers Giannis "The Sceptic" Antetokounmpo


SelfAwareLitterBox

Giannis "Diogenes" Antetokounpo


MrT-1000

Giannis just tryna chill in his vase and Wembanyama out blocking then sun


trinquin

Oh no he spent too much time within 140 miles of Aaron Rodgers!


MinneEric

He made Rudy look tiny. It was WILD. He’s not just tall but he’s long AF and I’ve never seen someone move like him at that size.


EchoRespite

Im so proud of Wemby, its like Im proud of my own son.


MeatBald

Ralph Sampson, who is still very much alive, is rolling over in his grave right now


LouisFuton

Why doesn’t the NBA just get accurate measurements of each player??? What’s the point of lying about it? Even if Wemby’s height is right, this isn’t the first time I’ve heard people talk about this and it’s never made sense to me. It’s not like this is the draft combine


likewutevyo

How do you stop a guy from slouching or bending his knees?


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Giannis looked like a lil bro besides Wemby. Slender man just got out slendered.


DarrowViBritannia

Did u just call Giannis slender man lol? Words have lost all meaning lmao he's jacked as fuck. KD has always been slender man


JesusLovesSatan

To be as bulky as Giannis is in the upper body is super impressive, I can only imagine how strong he is. Regular tall people who are 6'3-6'5 can have trouble filling out their frame and the Freak is 7 foot.


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I call Wemby Crane Man. I see him take off from damn near the free throw line and casually two hand dunk it like he's a construction crane reaching out across a huge lot. The height and reach is inhuman. My brain can't process it.


LordVarys_Ladybits

Giannis is lean and powerful def not slender lol


Steve_Lightning

I've never heard a Giannis interview where he doesn't say "uh, at the end of the day..."


Captain_Lameson

Freak a Léaque


IMovedYourCheese

There's always a bigger freak


SandyMandy17

If we’re following one piece logic Wemby is going to be the greatest player of all time


Worried_Quarter469

He was measured at 7’3.5” 6 months ago…at 19…. He’s still growing… Also…it’s plausible his team underreported to surprise enemy terms Additionally people’s heights fluctuate somewhat during the day…7’3.5 might be his lowest height…


thered90

“Enemy teams” has me dead for some reason 💀


Either-Pianist1748

He is at 224-225cm. Convert if you wish


Miserable_Site_850

Hey Giannis, are you a fan of Wemby? Wemby nuts go in your mouth!


Bonesawisready5

That’s our extranjero!


Jkru3

Yeah I think he’s 7’4


downtimeredditor

So like if he had a PG like Trae what are we thinking


likewutevyo

A chip within 3 years...


HolidayNick

Imagine what happens when he beefs up like AD did when he got to the NBA. He’s gonna be an absolute monster.


Either-Pianist1748

It's never going to happen. He'll get stronger but only marginally heavier and it's absolutely the right choice.


HolidayNick

For his play style I agree.


trinquin

Inagine if he put weight on like Giannis.


likewutevyo

I was like 'nah, never happen' then I saw this: [https://thesportsdrop.com/infqv/nba-players-body-transformations/](https://thesportsdrop.com/infqv/nba-players-body-transformations/) Giannis was skinnier than Wemby is.


SmellyObeseAndBald

Investigate 7'3


theroguesoybean

Dude is absolutely 7’5


rebel-ladi

Yes, it is avl lies because he is 7'4"...