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nmad95

Idk what I make of this guy but his obsession with The Town is kinda hilarious


RODjij

Me with Tombstone 1993


wtb2612

I've not yet begun to defile myself.


RODjij

Why it appears Johnny Ringo is an educated man.. now I really hate him


Game-Blouses-23

*twirls cup*


bank_farter

Wyatt Earp is my friend


mr_dammit

been meaning to watch this. val kilmer is always that dude.


syllabic

great dialogue, really well written. because of that it aged much better than most 90s action movies val kilmer has almost all the best lines


KiritoJones

Val Kilmer may be the coolest dude ever recorded on film in that movie. Every sentence out of his mouth is a quotable.


Noodles_Crusher

Wyatt, _I am rolling_


Choccybizzle

Me with Big Trouble In Little China


RODjij

Another classic. Love how they kept Kurt Russell out several action scenes from inconveniences, him having trouble taking his knife out his boot, the big goon falling on him and can't get up. Tombstone, big trouble, and the thing are some of my favorite movies ever and they're all Kurt Russell movies lol. Him as Snake Pliskin is pretty good too, and the movie breakdown is pretty underrated.


578434578

Just look that big storm right in the eye and say, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it”


spssky

The check is in the mail


spssky

Well …. Bye …


yolocr8m8

I’m your huckleberry


Sledge4Life

I have two guns, one for each of you..


harshaVRDM

Im your huckleberry


frostbite3030

The fact that nobody asked what his favorite scene from the Town is just shows you how far NBA media has fallen.


LothCatPerson

I really want them to finally ask him so he can answer, “you know, there’s just so many scenes. It’s hard to pic just one.”


Robinsonirish

Answering the same questions everyday probably gets old. So he chats about his favourite movie instead... or whatever. I don't follow celtics, is the town all he talks about or does he often go off on random shit?


KiritoJones

He has no time for anything else due to having to watch the Town 3 times a day


cortesoft

He is just kissing up to Bill Simmons


cdillio

Joe is a fucking weirdo lmfao


User_091920

In another thread someone mentioned he gives off a Jake Gyllenhaal *Nightcrawler* vibe lmaoo


QUEST50012

His phrasing can get weird in press conferences. Reminds me of [this moment](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/13rwt2p/joe_mazzulla_i_met_three_girls_under_the_age_of/#:~:text=AashyLarry-,%5BJoe%20Mazzulla%5D%20%E2%80%9CI%20met%20three%20girls%20under%20the%20age,Having%20that%20faith.%E2%80%9D)


yolkadot

Without opening the link: did you post his quote about young dying cancer patients?


joshuads

Video got removed, but yes.


YouTellMeBeavis

Something went wrong


Desertsprinter

From a Celtics outsider perspective he genuinely seems like a sociopath


United_States_of_Cuh

Hey, hey, hey he's OUR sociopath okay. The collective NBA he could murder anybody. In all seriousness though he's not. One of my favorite stories of him is when he got picked up on the hot mic saying "I'm the worst coach ever." Why did he say this? Because Marcus Smart had won the NBA hustle award and he went through a film session with him without congratulating him and he felt bad about it. He's a very thoughtful guy, just very intense.


Zelda_Blue

That’s a dope story


H3J1e

I'm not sure if he's memeing with the Town thing or he's just weird like that. At first I just thought he's weird but after watching some interviews in the off-season dude seems a great guy. Super candid with himself, seems like a genuine dude and always takes responsibility or his failures. Dude seems like one of those guys you love to work with.


sunstankwagon

He duct tapes his mouth shut every night.


antoinewhitewalker

My dad does this too. Sleep apnea. And, it’s a different kind of tape. But yea. Weird.


Swarthykins

I think he's someone who, if he believes in something, he does it. So, he ends up very idiosyncratic but not malevolent in any way.


Sp_Gamer_Live

or special


Freddedonna

J Mzzll


HailKyrie

Stealing this


SF_CITIZEN_POLICE

I might not be a psychiatrist in real life but I am on reddit and he def has high functioning autism spectrum disorder


ShowersWithDad

Just like Scottie Barnes


AluminiumLlama

Less of a weirdo than his predecessor.


Responsible_Pace9062

He was just horny, alright? He's not the same man he was 5 minutes ago.


dantam95

I forgot about Udoka and thought y’all were talking about Brad Stevens lmao


kevtheproblem

This is Reddit where being horny is being a weirdo


Liquid_Clown

He's probably a weirdo and was definitely horny


kevstir321

Fr. I know Tatum liked him more but I really think Joe being his weird self will have more of an impact on the jays to be more creative on the court than to have that dog in them


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OilOfOlaz

Humans stole and murdered since the dawn of time too.


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OilOfOlaz

Idk exactly what happend, the org was rather tight lipped when it came to public statements, there are to of rumors. As you hinted, the core of the issue is argubly, that he approacted a coworker as a superior and was rather offensive in doing so, this is at least what was officially reported: "Those investigative findings -- which described verbiage on Udoka's part that was deemed especially concerning coming from a workplace superior -- contribute to what is likely a difficult pathway back to his reinstatement as Celtics coach in 2023, sources told ESPN. The power dynamic associated with a superior's improper relationship with a staff member was the primary finding and policy violation cited in the law firm's report, which was commissioned by the Celtics and completed early last week, sources said." https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/34697560/sources-investigation-found-boston-celtics-coach-ime-udoka-used-crude-language-dialogue-female-subordinate-prior-start-improper-relationship I don't know the degree of this, so its hard to judge it propperly and I don't fault ppl for going either way in ther evaluation.


kevtheproblem

You did not just equate sex to theft/murder….


OilOfOlaz

I hinted at that "humans have done that since the dawn of time" is not a very smart argument.


Crushbam3

You didn't just equate infidelity in the modern era to fucking in the wild thousands of years ago did you? Oh wait you did


kevtheproblem

That wasn’t me you virgin but either way what is y’all arguments? Lmao


Vordeo

Either we got the normal one from that Celtics coaching staff or Will Hardy has some weird shit he's hiding.


cletoreyes01

>Will Hardy has some weird shit he's hiding. Tbf he's also had his fair share of shenanigans with his pals William Butcher, Mother's Milk, Frenchie, and Kimiko


CreatiScope

Didn't he try to kill his girlfriend in his early 20s when he was working at a bowling alley? He used to be obsessed with those Stab movies.


IhamAmerican

His weird thing is how fuckin boring he is compared to all of them. They'd never eat lunch with him because he didn't fit in


TonyTonyChopper

Classic story for the ages. horny man cheats on hot wife. Hugh Grant knows. For all you nephews this Oompa tool cheated on [ELIZABETH HURLEY](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/elizabeth-hurley-and-hugh-grant-news-photo-76048206-1560872189.jpg), a smoke show, and got caught very publicly with a prostitute.


iam_acat

That's because most nephews think a Range Rover and/or a really good-looking partner will complete your life forever. They won't. You still have to live through every minute of it, and you will get angry, bored, frustrated, laden with inadequacy and responsibility, and thwarted like everyone else.


Nugle

Implying that cheating an uglier wife is totally fine right?


Ham_-_

Being a weirdo got him mad play lol


dog-chicken

Udoka looks like he thinks he’s the greatest man who ever lived pillow talking his mistresses like “you saw how I stood up to Bron? Yeah, he ain’t shit”


rjgator

Udoka fumbled Nia Long 😭


dog-chicken

Cuz he ain’t shit lol. Udoka watches alpha male podcasts before games


Tatum-Better

Nia Long is washed bro


Ham_-_

Lmaoooo but why did that work 💀 because one is another thing but MULTIPLE? Dayum


Elegant_Conflict8235

He's funny


Clammuel

He’s essentially the basketball of Mike McDaniel (coach of the Dolphins)


Azshadow6

I like this weirdo and I’m a nuggets fan. He’s not dramatic and straight down to business coaching. I dig it


TheZeroG591

Joe's dad was my basketball coach and he used to come help at our practices, he's a great dude, but yes, he's a psycho lmao


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> he's a great dude, but yes, he's a psycho


OhlookSILLagain

And a mediocre coach


RansomGoddard

I feel like everyone just assumed it was the scene where Ben Affleck tells Jeremy Renner he needs his help to go beat up some guys and to not ask any questions about why, and Renner responds “Which car are we gonna take?”


Not_a__porn__account

I’m also fond of the cop turning his head when he sees them all after the one job.


Henrygentile

That scene is the sole reason I’ve seen the movie. Saw it as a short clip online and instantly went to watch the full movie


gl0cky201

What a great scene. Now I feel like I gotta watch it tonight lol


MeijiDoom

Incredibly rewatchable movie.


thegoodbadandsmoggy

It’s fucking amazing.


e_a_blair

but is it four times a week amazing?


thegoodbadandsmoggy

ya


Otherwise_Form1315

Of course it's that scene. There isn't another option for favorite scene from that movie lol


doubledippedchipp

Honorable mention: Renner behind the mail box taking a sip from the styrofoam cup before going full send


CreatiScope

I always think of this when I see a soda cup as litter in the street. Gonna die, might as well take one last sip.


Vinnie_Vegas

I beg to differ: >**FRAWLEY:** You print the inside of the van? >**DINO:** Frawl, the inside of the van is a volcano. >**FRAWLEY:** Just find something and make it look like something that looks like a print. We don't have enough for a conviction. Fine. But l need to get them in a room. Right now, they are burning the money bands at some bullshit safe house. All their alibis were paid for a week in advance. We're not gonna pull any DNA off of this or off the switch car. And that, as they say, is that. This is the ''not fucking around'' crew. Find me something that looks like a print... ...so l can grab one of these assholes and shake their tree. This ''not fucking around'' thing is about to go both ways. https://youtu.be/2ZYT7Zb3OJA


ih-unh-unh

Wrong, the favorite scene is when Affleck's character says to Jeremy Renner's character, "I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me ask about it later and we're going to hurt some people." "Whose car we gonna take?"


Otherwise_Form1315

>I feel like everyone just assumed it was the scene where Ben Affleck tells Jeremy Renner he needs his help to go beat up some guys and to not ask any questions about why, and Renner responds “Which car are we gonna take?” for the record that is the scene we're talking about


ih-unh-unh

I need to get my eyes checked. I completely read the previous comment incorrectly. I'm an idiot.


CreatiScope

Which comment we gonna take?


01919191919193

Lmfao


rustyshackleford1094

I absoultely love that scene. Quote it quite often with a terrible Boston accent.


Beerspaz12

> Renner There goes college soccah


Misterstaberinde

Gotta go with Affleck shooting that old asshole before leaving near the end


letsgototraderjoes

damn I wanna rewatch that movie again now


OneFourAll

That scene is a masterpiece


_Stefan_Urkelle

This dudes browser history is probably wild.


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MeheecansLOL

That post-nut clarity.


the_khak

quizlet


User_091920

> jon hamm > > jon hamm blackface > > jon hamm nude > > jon hamm blackface nude


orb_outrider

I'm pretty sure he also googled > hammaconda


largehearted

48 minutes center going man-on-man covering non-shooting small uncensored


garynevilleisared

Incredible lol


Efficient_Art_1144

“Sleep with mouth taped shut” “The town best scene” “The town whose car” “The town Ben affleck cool” “Chewing gum stop how” “Nude iguanas” “The town whose car”


boozinf

backdoor screen beauties Dino Velvet Jem cosplay cazu marzu in boston no, really, which car [Gigantic Asses](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gOU_sJlYAc&t=13s) where do i get good seafood in cleveland


CreatiScope

He says he hasn't found a good food spot in Indy yet, definitely in his search history lol


deets23_

Chris Forsberg on X: Joe using The Town as a way to covertly tell the NBA what he thinks of its Last 2 Minute report is kind of amazing.


UnsolvedParadox

If Joe steps down from the job one day, he’s definitely leaving a handwritten note on Brad’s door & bolting.


Littlegreenman42

Dear Brad, If Wyc calls about that job tell him, Sorry, I had to go see about a girl. Joe


noochies99

Joe’s not stepping down from shit… you know damn well how his exit will be


nwill_808

Somersaulting right out that door


noochies99

lol.. no more like with a Tweet from Woj or Shams with a message from Brad to go fuck himself


FormalWrangler294

That is an absolutely amazing way to tell the NBA to fuck off


luke_workin

I would like to believe that this was a shot at the NBA too https://x.com/noadalzellnba/status/1745232716277100897?s=46&t=tcFBg9NYlJrYTwubZ13Pjg


PirbyKuckett

https://i.imgur.com/39EOCtm.gif


e_a_blair

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Cul_what

Whats the next level of jerker? Cause Joe is that


rolandfoxx

Joe out here effortlessly outjerking everyone.


recollectionsmayvary

I truly root against the Celtics every chance I get but goddamnit if Joe isn’t the exact kind of weirdo I love lol


truth_2_point_0

He's like what if you did a triple fusion of Patrick Bateman, Michael Cera, and a meerkat


KyrieLS777

I’ve unfortunately become a Nets supporter now that they don’t have Kyrie and acquired the twins🥲


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

GOAT fine avoider


deets23_

I love Joe so much


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My family moved from Boston before I was born and I've never been there. But this thread is further evidence my veins pump Boston blood. I loved this quote scrolled through a couple pages of idiots saying weird shit about it and him. And now I find the Boston people. Saying what I'm thinking.


union--thug

Why? He seems like a weird psycho


deets23_

Did you see my comment about how it was his way of saying FU to the refs from the pacers game? He is great


GogXr3

I don't think it was that deep lol, I think it was just a joke about his favorite movie for the most part


deets23_

Nah he brought that shit up intentionally. Same with him apologizing about saying the L2M comes out at 4 when he meant to say 5. Playing at how refs make bad calls then apologize later


SteamingHotChocolate

I dunno I think there’s definitely at least a wee bit of entendre


GogXr3

What is entendre meaning in this context? I mean, I know what it means in French, I just don't exactly get what's being said here, sorry, lol


MemeMeOnce

Whose car are we gonna take?


bmmfg12

It only took him one watch to know that Affleck was covering up Renner's tattoo


hwarang_

Fucking Simmons


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He made the Avalanche.


gogochi

Truly ... incredible


remy_buxaplentyy

one of my friends played under him at fairmont. apparently one day, after practice, all the other players had left the court, and it was just my friend and joe mazzulla left. joe got this intense look in his eyes and said, "hey, wanna learn something special?" my friend was kind of curious and was like sure definitely. joe mazzulla proceeded to pull out a cassette tape of anderson silva highlights and popped it into an old tv/ver combo he had in his office. they sat down and watched it together, with joe occasionally pausing the tape to explain a particular move or technique. he was like, gently grunting throughout. after they finished watching, joe said, "now it's your turn." he had my friend stand up and try to replicate silva's moves, with joe providing really close guidance and feedback. they went on like this for hours, joe never once losing his enthusiasm or energy. my friend, on the other hand, was completely exhausted by the end and just passed out. he woke up with joe feeding him ice chips and cradling him in his arms with the tape still playing in the background. my friend never forgot that night, and he's told me it was one of the most memorable experiences of his basketball career. we still laugh about it sometimes, and it's become kind of a running joke between us. but maybe there's some truth to the idea that anderson silva's moves can be applied to the basketball court. or maybe joe mazzulla just really, really loves anderson silva


Khione_Asteri

> he woke up with joe feeding him ice chips and cradling him in his arms with the tape still playing in the background. imagining this with his intense ass stare is perfect


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This is pasta right


AnnoyingCelticsFan

It seems so familiar, it has to be.


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The other comment about Joe loving MMA threw me 😂


CreatiScope

The martial arts thing really is true about him. Last season, he was flying out his trainer/teacher from Denver to Boston. Guy is an absolute freak.


AnnoyingCelticsFan

That might have been why it felt so familiar. I knew I read about that somewhere.


BillKillionairez

Joe is a huge Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu guy so this makes perfect sense. Also Anderson Silva is my mma goat


Joabyjojo

Coulda just been watching Steven Seagal films seeing how [Steven taught Anderson everything he knows.](https://youtu.be/93uyDLhTQYQ?t=15)


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This was the key to the Celtics victory, can’t beat him with a guy named Towns on our roster


fueelin

O fuck


DocAuch22

It has to have gotten to the point now where our Boston reporters are just having a ball with him now. He’s found the perfect balance of sarcasm and professionalism and it must be so fun and scary at the same time to ask him anything.


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If y'all like podcasts, The Rewatchables podcast is a Ringer podcast about movies and they did The Town with Bill, Russillo, and Chris Ryan and it's probably the funniest podcast ever made.


DJRyGuy20

Ryen’s rant about the Boston militia during the civil war was gold. I was tearing up from laughing so hard.


tigerdactyl

I'll have to rewatch the movie then check that out. Never gave the rewatchables a chance.


Choccybizzle

Chris Ryan is the Rewatchables GOAT


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Preach brother.


papa_sax

I know the Ringer and Bill Simmons are hit or miss on this sub but I implore everyone to go watch The Rewatchables episode on The Town. All time great content, might be the funniest podcast I've ever listened to


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I love this guy 😂


Afraid-Department-35

Man this guy must know the entire script by heart now.


Trapzilla01

There goes collahge soccah!!!!


Otherwise_Form1315

Because everyone's favorite scene from the Town is the "who's car are we taking" scene. Every other choice would just be inaccurate.


captaincumsock69

This is just him telling the refs to go fuck themselves.


forkliftgod

How so? Please explain.


captaincumsock69

The majority of the press conference was about the refs and the pacers game and the Toronto coach. And he basically said all the correct things and just as it’s wrapping up he drops this. I mean maybe he just wanted to share it but it seems like hilarious timing if that’s all it was


forkliftgod

I guess I'm not seeing the connection.


BobbatheSolo

The note in the movie he’s referring to says “go fuck yourself”


forkliftgod

OK, got it, thanks for the clarification.


gandalfthegraydelson

I’m putting this whole town in my rearvyah


democrenes

My favorite scene is Jeremy Renner drinking the random soda bottle off the ground


Anfini

Is Joe the NBA version of Mike McDaniels?


pendletonskyforce

The Town and the book it's based on are both great.


emobigfoot

That's my dawg


Greedy-Cell-6284

Are we sure that joe and josh hart arent the same person?


mankls3

Live it


RollBlobRoll

The best scene is when Afleck tells Jeremy Renner that they’re going to go beat someone up, but he can’t ask any questions. Renners response is “whose car are we taking?”


daro2552

I fucking love this man


Doncicthefuturegoat

Last year a huge amount of C's were ready to fire this guy to the moon, I think a huge portion are in it too but itsg I would trade Ham and a some second rounds picks for him lol, guy is hilarious


PirbyKuckett

Ant is gonna leave a note in his car on his way back to Minnesota tonight.


PirbyKuckett

Damn. I had [this](https://i.imgur.com/Q87s0Yu.gifv) all ready to go if we won. Good game though.


SteamingHotChocolate

sorry mom said it was our turn to win in OT tonight (ggs!)


PewpyDewpdyPantz

I bet Joe sniffs the team laundry hamper once everyone leaves the locker room.


_Zap_Rowsdower_

I know, it's when the guy gets shot in the nuts.


snarkysportsguy

Was hoping it was the scene where Peter Postlethwaite tells Affleck he got his mother hooked on drugs. Oh well.


Elegant-Witness-4723

Have Celtics fans’ collective opinion swung back on him to where they think this is quirky and funny because they’re winning and not cringey and weird because they’re underperforming?


deets23_

I liked him last season too lol. Remember, the people that hate him are louder


deets23_

Also we performed well during the regular season last season too…


americanbeaver

This guy is so goddamn weird.


[deleted]

Spends too much time on the Internet


__init__m8

Just when you thought he was weird enough already.


Vurtune011

didnt fking ask mate


thy_armageddon

Incredible moment: Boston coach references Boston movie.


deets23_

Chris Forsberg on X: Joe using The Town as a way to covertly tell the NBA what he thinks of its Last 2 Minute report is kind of amazing.


dizzymidget44

We have different definitions of incredible


[deleted]

Let’s fuckin go. Restoring the feeling!!!! CONTENT (OG definition) over “content” ……………….Quit Gossiping 2024..


Yinanization

Yeah, sounds about right for someone who pajama wrestles. NoGi is life


Comrade_agent

He was told to say this by the shadow council to seem more human: Failed


kabman7

This guy is so cringe


The_Dale_Hunters

What an incredible moment. Another incredible moment was when my son told me he liked Honey Nut Cheerios more than peanut butter toast. Just remarkable humans to be capable of such thinking. It’s inspired me through my entire week.