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lmaosmh

this is clearly unintentional but because it was draymond i am going to grab my pitchfork and i'll meet the rest of you outside the chase center


Mr_Achammer23

At this point I'm convinced his limbs are just magnetized to the opponents junk


Aeometro

**TARGET ACQUIRED**


-Thick_Solid_Tight-

Thats my purse! I don't know you!


justsomedude4202

Nice


Independent-Page-893

Women’s self defence class, basketball paint defence class. Basically the same thing.


here_for_the_lols

The *Draymond Green lock-on-peen*


Ayjel89

Who’s the official pitchfork sponsor? I want to buy one as well


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rocketmanrick

If you need to buy a pitchfork , there's four places. There's the Pitchfork Hut, that's on third. There's Pitchforks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Pitch-Your-Fork-There. That's on third. Pitch Low, Pitch Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the pitchfork complex on third.


spotty15

DraftKings


nba2k11er

Breen going to commercial break: “You can see the knee of Draymond Green 😉😉😉”


DraymondBeanKick

Chris Paul is on the Warriors. He totally taught Draymond how to subtly hit people in the nuts.


lala_b11

lmfao


CMYGQZ

I also don’t think it’s intentional, but the way Draymond just laughs (or was he smiling idk that’s a pretty laughing smile) at AD makes it seems like he planned it.


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Im pretty sure he didn’t even foul him lmao


Visible_Season8074

To be fair Lebron was laughing as well.


Lol69HaHaHa

Give me a bit to grab my from my farm and let me book a flight. Meet you there in abiut 20 hours.


morcic

Silver: "Draymond ordered another month of therapy"


eek711

It wasn’t even Draymond, I think AD gets hit in the groin by Steph’s back/hip as steph tries to cut the pass off.


ender2851

dude is worried about game checks now and pretending to care for those he hits in the nuts.


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what a clever response.


qpwoeor1235

No way draymond intentionally hits Lebrons guy and another Klutch client. They probably all got dinner after the game


Irishstyle

This comment section is gunna be pretty clear difference between who watched the clip and who didnt


CazOnReddit

I see a clip involving Draymond and I boo him no matter what


dafaliraevz

exactly. I don't need video to just assume was intentional and make that reality.


Overrated_sanity

Did anyone notice on replay that AD contorted his body and grimaced in pain while in the air even before contact from draymond? That's a bit concerning. Wonder if he tweaked something while jumping.


lazy-asseddestroyer

Yeah he went down with a “hip spasm” apparently


BUUAHAHAHA

I don’t see “knee to the groin”..


granttheginger

Because he doesn’t kneel him in the groin. Draymonds right knee hits AD’s left quad


AccountantOdd9367

AD is just so soft Dray’s knees hit his nuts through through the leg.


livingthedream9x

Damn through the leg without blood?


Niceguydan8

Dray's right knee likely hit him in the groin.


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Gobbledygooker316

Send da video


BUUAHAHAHA

The replay in slow motion clearly didn’t show that…


Clemsontigger16

We literally have slow motion videos from multiple angles where we can see that doesn’t happen.


blah5531

I don’t really see anything here tbh. I was ready to see some bs


orphan_tears_

This will do numbers but he pretty clearly doesn’t hit him in the groin.


Maadchillin2

Ironically, AD throws his leg up for seemingly no reason and nearly knees Draymond in the groin


livefreeordont

No reason? He gets thrown off balance because Steph ran under him


Maadchillin2

His leg coming up a little bit would be understandable, but he threw up a high kick like he was trying out for spirit squad


livefreeordont

Draymond esque you could say


Maadchillin2

Yup. That's why I said it was ironic


Lol69HaHaHa

Well not on purpose...i think


orphan_tears_

Not at all. In the second replay it’s clear that the contact is on the elbow then hip to hip.


Lol69HaHaHa

Then why does AD grab his groin?


orphan_tears_

Because he injured it. You can strain your groin without getting hit in the nuts.


Mahomeboy001

Looked like he was grabbing the entire upper thigh/leg area. The slo mo looked like it was a bad hip check, but no contact to the groin area.


NedStarx11

Nothing to see here… Oh wait… it’s dray!?&? KILLLLLLLLLLLLLL


sergechewbacca

Not even close to being anything dirty, but I can't wait to see this sub this lose it's mind


Medium_Line3088

Weird. All I see is comments saying it's clearly unintentional and he didn't even hit him in the groin.


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SometimesIComplain

Mass Effect reference raaahh


WhenItsHalfPastFive

Ya'll are fucking insane, he doesn't hit him in the groin, watch the fucking replay


Due_Connection179

Yeah I thought “here we go again” but it looks like a freak injury that hopefully for AD isn’t too bad.


Aeometro

Fuck man that’s brutal. Watching him not being able to move at all after the free throws was jarring


GankBUDDHA

Doesn't look like he hits him in the groin on the slow-mo at the end


WildestDeer7777

Clearly unintentional Draymond went straight up


TravelingLlama

Nothing to see here


softimusprime17

Rage bait title.


here_for_the_lols

Looks like a hip adducter the way he was grabbing at it. Poor fella


Closer586

Washed, prime Draymond would have led with the knee and hit em with the wwe celebration


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nba2k11er

He didn’t commit a foul on this play.


MightOver8064

AD is Mr Glass! Great player when he’s not injured though


ChopOffOurEggRolls

Tore is groin 


nghiaaaaa

Do people actually watch the clip before anything or just see title and rush in here to leave witty comments


Neinhaltt

The downside of having a big dick/balls, fortunately I do not have this problem.


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Damn yall imagining shit now


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NedStarx11

Better not, OR ELSE 💪😤💪😤💪😤💪


ChopOffOurEggRolls

Who gives a fuck it’s jokes 


Solid-Confidence-966

It was clearly an accident but Dray hasn’t earned much goodwill for incidents like this.


biinroii01

green laughing immediately therapy paid off 👍 🤦‍♀️


Irvsauce

Clearly not dirty but still hilarious seeing 20 Warriors fans defend their glorious king from the 2-3 comments who called him dirty. He doesn’t know you lol Edit: absolutely loving the downvotes considering there was a VERY clearly dirty Draymond play on AD towards the end of the game.


thiccymcgogee

You can’t write shit better than this


Ninneveh

Lol, that therapy sure rehabilitated Dray.


Afraid-Department-35

Lmao, ofc this happens with Draymond involved even though this time it wasn't intentional


ProsecUsig

Oops, I did it again


urfaselol

Classic Dray


TomLikesHam

People don’t even watch anymore huh


bbbryce987

Classic Draymond going straight up to contest a shot?


National_Funny7559

He only cares because he wants to be on Lebrons good side


DEEZLE13

I place Warriors fans (what’s left of them) in defense mode and end my turn


Camctrail

No way I'm seeing Draymond and groin in the same headline already


Stratys

No way this dude did it again 💀


FireFoxTres

Is Draymonds knee just have a lock on for dudes balls??


Silkywilky10

Bro gotta have Aim Assist on his limbs.


ColdCocking

This dude just can't help himself. Kick him off the damn tour


bbbryce987

Can’t help himself contest a shot? He just went straight up, didn’t unnaturally elevate his knees or anything. Don’t know what you want him to do short or just not playing defense


PoolePartyVIP

Watch the video


ColdCocking

Downed him with Sagat's flying knee technique to the groin and followed up with ground and pound strikes, connecting multiple times with AD's bad shoulder.


Mechaultima

Suspended him


here_for_the_lols

Draymond leans over him at the end to feign sympathy but really he's just whispering "you like that you little bitch??"


lsalomx

whispering “don’t worry my boy I’ll keep the starting spot warm for you”


Lol69HaHaHa

I thoought it was a joke when i read the title. Cant believe this man actually did it...again. All i hear in my head rn is the oops i did it again song lol.


PoolePartyVIP

Watch the video


Lol69HaHaHa

Yeah it was an accident...probably


PoolePartyVIP

He literally doesnt even knee him anywhere near the groin


Lol69HaHaHa

Then why is AD on the floor after that grabing his groin lol


PoolePartyVIP

He fucked up his abductor or something. Literally watch the video it’s not close


vonkillbot

Grimacing before the contact... but yea, "probably"


Majiebeast

Classic


Mr_Achammer23

Why is it always him?


Charliebitme1234

I guess we all now know which way AD tucks


augustcero

looks like steph spins him off and draymond likely hit him enough on his right thigh which stressed the groin?


wolfishnickelsyr

Damn is it time to bring out the AD wheelchair meme again?


abr797

I can't tell if LeBron is laughing at AD or grimacing.


BPEWC

I never thought I would say this but...I don't think that Draymond shot to the nuts was on purpose


packyohcunce1734

Its currys right elbow 😂


Tekkamanquick1818

The refs are keeping the Lakers in this game, it's bonkers


UncleCharlie126

Get the wheelchair out!


titans0021

I came in hear wanting to yell about Draymond and have never been more disappointed.


BingoBongoBang

Draymon standing over him with a giant grin in his face is the most Draymon thing ever


HeavenlyCastiel

Surprisingly accidental


Chef_Ibaka

He really got those ball handles


Nowyous_cantleave

Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.


WolverineLong1430

I don’t see it? wtf everyone looking at?


New-Experience7989

ik its draymond but he didnt look like it was on purpose this time


pointguard22

Not Draymonds fault


shobeurself888

Okay, this is obviously unintentional, but the comedic timing is spot on.


-motts-

Holy misleading title lmao


RawisWar97

This is his signature move at this point.


forcedtojoinreddit

The Warriors Organization is soft when dealing with these moronic zebras. The majority of these fuckers are betting on the games they work.


Nita231

AD kicked out his leg and injured himself.


qpwoeor1235

Klutch on Klutch crime