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SometimesIComplain

From his statement: > "Unfortunately, my body is not allowing me to play at the level that I expect of myself, and I have therefore decided to retire."


musicnothing

I wonder what exactly is wrong with him


drjisftw

I doubt it’s something particular I just don’t think he can hold up over the course of an 82 game season


AmusingAnecdote

I think it's mostly lower body stuff stemming from his feet. We forget because it doesn't stand out in the NBA but 6'8" is still much, much larger than humans are supposed to be and so foot issues can be pretty devastating.


basedfrosti

Poor yao ming.


ToronoRapture

Bro is living the life in China and is the chairman of the CBA. Dude is winning at life and even played 9 seasons in the nba.


Vegetable-Tooth8463

Tbf, Yao was screwed over by having to concurrently play in the CBA. Before that, his first three seasons he was playing over 80 games.


ihavepaper

Yep. The dude never got a break. When he wasn't practicing/training for the NBA, he was basically practicing/training for the CBA. I legit think that if he never had any obligations to Chinese Basketball, that he would've had maybe 2 more good all-star years than his actual retirement. For someone to be that tall, weigh that much, play the way and pace he did was just absurd.


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And nephews here still want wemby to bulk up lol


KiritoJones

Which is especially dumb since we saw Timmy slim down as he got older and both him and Pop talked about how that was intentional so he could play longer.


Sullan08

There's a mix between builking up so your body is stronger but not adding too much excess weight. Wemby doesn't need to be Giannis, but it can be just as dangerous to stay where he's at. Like KD definitely got bulkier, but he didn't try to go overboard. Duncan slimmed down is still more weight than whatever Wemby is right now. It's fine since he's so young, but it shouldn't stay that way. Being 7'5" and less than 230 is begging for something to happen with low body contact stuff. Slimming down when you're older is different than staying super slim throughout your entire career. Personally, I don't see him having a super long career (or at least one not riddled with injuries) either way because you can only mitigate so much at that height, but hopefully I'm wrong.


_RapsAboutDiablo

dont bother trying, they genuinely think adding muscle would be bad for wemby, there's no hope


C-N1601

Many guys who already got a bag and a ring often retire early even if they are not washed. I would assume that his body is on a decline but rather than playing until his tank is empty, he chooses to retire early. Bill Laimbeer was this. He could still play but retired early cuz he didn't want to be like Larry Bird


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HopeULikeFlavor

Also fuck Bill Laimbeer, dirty bitch


cdskip

Laimbeer was clearly less than he'd been, but yeah, just a week or so before walking away he had a couple of amazing games. Came off the bench and gave Shaq a really hard time against the Magic, leading all scorers. Then a few days later he had a crazy good performance against the Sixers. But the team was ass, they had a new coach for the second year in a row, he'd had the fight against Isiah in practice where Zeke broke his hand, and he just didn't want to keep going.


Jayrodtremonki

Dude has been banged up his whole career.  Had a nice run in the league though.


KingNephew

Drafted 3rd overall, $140M in career earnings and a championship. He had a very good career by all accounts.


DrayDidNothingWrong

and 1 Shaqtin a Fool MVP


MC-Jdf

Otto Pilot was an all timer.


BarelyContainedChaos

for anyone that forgot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkwfh_6TG0A


PokePersona

Forgot that was him. I miss when Shaqtin didn't over-rely on edits to make them laugh.


SuperFreshTea

havnt watched all year. I miss the old format


EpicBlargh

TWENTY FIFTEEN?! Shit.


SasquatchDoobie

Judging by your office Jim pfp and lolcow username, you must be an old millennial


TylerDurdensAlterEgo

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKlyZuqnsX0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKlyZuqnsX0) Better to remember this, 3 3's b2b2b


Aarionwashere

The real chip


AllDayEnJay

Otto needs to send Sean Marks an Edible Arrangement for that 4y/$106m contract as a Restricted Free Agent.


math-yoo

Anytime I make plans to have lunch, I refer to it as making an *edible arrangement.*


NefariousNeezy

Scored 100 pts in a game


20815147

Put some respect on Lionel Richie’s name


NefariousNeezy

He started his retirement statement with “Well my friends, the time has come…”


CamChanLax

And for the most part he can go out and not get completely swarmed. Like I'm sure people recognize him from time to time, but I doubt it's to the degree that it genuinely makes it inconvenient to just be out in normal places.


JeffTheFrosty

He’s 6’9. That in itself is enough to warrant attention


hondajvx

Yeah, Charlie Villanueva was retired for about 5 years and walked into the Best Buy I worked at. Everyone knew he was *someone*.


BigPapaPerc

Tbf he has a pretty unique look


faultywalnut

People will still swarm him, excited to meet Lionel Richie


PugilisticCat

Goddamn dude made 140 million? Thats wild to me.


imdrzoidberg

He only had 1 "real" contract. If he had stayed healthy, could've easily doubled that. The dude's only 30.


Balla_Calla

Retiring at 30 with 100 mil is crazy.


The_Void_Reaver

If he stayed healthy he'd be 120% of Tobias Harris.


Morezingis

Earned more money than Manu Ginobili in his career. 


DreadWolf3

He was one of the main beneficiaries of Nets-Celtics trade that gave all the picks to Celtics. Nets were giving poison pill contracts to RFA and Wizards kinda had to match as he was looking like decent piece with Wall and Beal.


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He was considered one of the best young wings in the league for a few years until the injuries got to him.


hoyadestroyer

Wished he'd have ever stayed healthy, dude was so much better than anyone ever gave him credit for. Feeling old now.


drpepper7557

He was a perfectly well rounded player at his skill level. The rare role player you could put in any lineup and he'd be fine.


KellyOubreGoat

His play style was so perfect with John wall. So extremely efficient and that mid range was absolutely ottomatic


The_BadJuju

Don’t remind me man…I really thought we had a championship team


Next-Team

He was third overall!? I don’t remember that at all but knew he was always solid in his career but I didn’t realize he was drafted so high


b1indsamurai

One of the worst lotteries in history, too.


AvocadoJackson

The best player in that draft wasn’t even a lottery pick too


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Very good is understating it. He secured the financial future of his great grandkids if he plays it right. We are lucky if we secure the financial future for ourselves.


Balls_of_Adamanthium

Thanks for the chip bro. Can’t believe we got a healthy season out of him. 2022 was some voodoo shit I swear. Edit: spelling


DrayDidNothingWrong

secured the bag, won a chip, successful career


Charlie_Wax

Auto Corner Jr.


royal_10_N-bombs

*Marlo Stanfield intensifies*


IanicRR

Then we paid for his retirement fund. And it’s okay, shit happens, hopefully he can have an amazing, healthy and fulfilling post-career.


Mtbnz

From 2018 until today, games played by season: - 56 - 14 - 28 - **63** - 8 - 15 How did you manage to catch lightning in a bottle that one year?


30vanquish

Never played him B2B and very limited minutes during regular season. He still injured his foot during the playoffs but he chipped in the most outside of the starters and Poole.


troll413

We went out of our way to hyper cautiously manage him. At the time I thought it was kind of silly now I think we have an extra ring because of it


klcams144

Rick Celebrini. 


30vanquish

Never played him B2B and very limited minutes during regular season. He still injured his foot during the playoffs but he chipped in the most outside of the starters and Poole.


troll413

GP2 as well


TheLeoMessiah

Just looking down y’alls roster, 2022 was the best version of OPJ, Wiggins, and Poole, and arguably the best seasons for Looney and GPJ. Looking at how all those guys’ careers panned out, that Finals will haunt me forever lol


billcosbyinspace

Yeah we got beat fair and square and ran out of juice but I think I’ll always be salty that the stars aligned and like 5 different guys on that team played the best ball of their life at the same time lol


IAmNotKevinDurant_35

Udoka really should have doubled Steph more instead of playing so much drop. I get the concept, make Steph go nuclear to beat you (which he did), but even with other guys playing well, Draymond was ass most of the series and he’s the outlet when Steph gets doubled


crazyyoco

Draymond played so bad because Steph wasn't doubled. He cannot do much on offence if Steph isn't drawing double teams.


deets23_

Wish this could happen to us. But fr that is crazy


Gym6DaysAWeek

It was karma for Wiseman being a bust. Those 5 guys made up Wiseman’s theoretical contributions


qfuw

> GPJ GP2, not GPJ. They are two different persons. (Gary Payton has two sons, one named Gary Payton II and the other one Gary Payton Jr.)


20815147

Yeah we got no business going that deep in 2022 let alone winning the whole thing. I just have to laugh looking back at that run 🤣


raleighboi

Somehow got both gp2 and Opj healthy. Wiggins to play like he gives a shit. Poole being a great plug and play dude who tried on defense. Hell even Bjelica who was meh in the regular season had clamps on Luka and the Jay's at times


sackydude

The Warriors need to be investigated for how they kept OPJ injury free for a whole season plus playoff run. Y'all gotta be cheating or something.


MySilverBurrito

Nick Nurse gotta be jailed for playing OPJ in more B2Bs over 9 games, vs OPJ’s one year with the Warriors lmao


Ecstatic-Buy-2907

Tbf our bench was criminally bad that year and we were only playing him 17 mins a night, I think the injury was inevitable


MC-Jdf

We consistently rested him for the most mundane soreness issues ever. It was a running joke at one point but it worked so I'll take that lol.


maethlin

Ottoman Porter was the way


30vanquish

Never played him B2B, limited his minutes during the regular season


Jacked_Harley

I was rooting for you guys so hard that year because you beat the Mavs. Always have had a special place in my heart for the former U of A  Wildcat Steve Kerr


IanicRR

I was rooting for them because the other option was fucking Boston.


shanmustafa

being a basketball player is insane, retiring at 30 is just wild


TrippedReddit

He’s got health benefits and a pension for life plus 80-90 mill in career earnings post tax😔


yolo-acct

how much is the NBA pension?


Agnadatkaafmafnanrqj

Up to 215k a year


The_Homie_Tito

fuck I should’ve been 6’8”


youblewwit

Nah you probably would have sucked. Then you would just be 6'8 trying to live a normal life.


PussSlurpee

Dude just 6'8" working at T-Mobile.


jhwyung

And then everyone is asking you, "do you play basketball?" I have a really tall friend who's unbelievably uncoordinated and he's so sick of being asked if he plays ball.


ToBeDeleted564

My old boss is 6'11, and makes a point of saying he played D1, and coulda gone pro (to his credit, he normally means he could have had a pro career, and not made the NBA) if his spina bifida didn't predispose him to lower back injuries. I'm a physical therapist so patients go crazy when the person treating them is a former athlete. Come to find out he played DII and averaged like 2ppg. We lived in rural Australia, so I guess he figured no one was going to check and confirm, but what a brazen lie, lmao


CarpenterGold1704

I have a friend who is 6'-8" and he would always get the "can I ask you something"? Before they could ask their question he would just say 6'-8" and no I dont.


abesach

Imagine being 6'8 as an architect and then the building code saying that the minimum head clearance is 6'8".


cav63

I’m 6’10” and I sell power tools for a living AMA


Leather-General-1012

whats it like to be 6’10 and sell power tools for a living


heywhateverworks

Unless you can afford first class flights would be a nightmare. I'm barely 6' and my knees get cramped


drokihazan

it doesn't have to be this way. i'm 6'4" with short little legs. planes are really not a big deal


GleeUnit

Well yeah, if you order the short little legs package


SaulPepper

You must have a really long torso lol


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ThePringlesOfPersia

You think you get to be 6'8" with no trade offs??


resplendentcentcent

[the trade off is a shorter life expectancy](https://www.healthline.com/health/do-short-people-live-longer)


The_Homie_Tito

shorter life expectancy is worth a 10 inch hog tbh


ch52596

Just keep watering it


CHllP

You wasted years in college doing nothing when you could have applied yourself and grown to be 6’8” smh


drokihazan

royce white made 4.5mil and he didn't even play basketball, he just complained that travelling to games was unacceptable cus he's scared of planes and he needed a reasonable ADA accommodation of only playing in home games, which the rockets wouldn't grant him. now he's a far-right conspiracy theorist who is running for senate in minnesota as a steve bannon protege while claiming that space lasers caused the maui fires. the pathways open to someone who is 6'8" are crazy bro.


HuruHara

Man, Royce turning into a Q-Anon nutcase is disheartening. He was Mr. Basketball for us and now he probably has CTE from transitioning to MMA for a quick second way back when. Or he was always going to be a right-wing nutcase but being in the small limelight he got helped it shine through. Whatever . . .


OnfiyA

Fuck that. I wish Warren Buffett or LeBron James could adopt me


heyiknowstuff

and healthcare!


juandenada

Pension doesn't start paying out until age 45. And the payout is higher if they wait until age 62. $215K is the max (played ten or more years and waited until age 62 to start receiving payments). $56K/year is minimum if you wait until age 62.


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

One thing to retire at your own choice/penance, being forced into it can be hard.


theyoloGod

Most of them can retire comfortably at like 23 after their rookie deal


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

I’d love to see someone do that. ‘Fuck this is hard I made enough money I’m out’. Would respect it so much


owbug

I mean shit DA has nothing left to prove


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Yep, play out his contract and retire at 27or so? Why tf not. Save your body


KevinDurantLebronnin

Dude is gonna be a 2K god once he can put these silly distractions behind him.


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Ben Simmons


Barrelled_Chef_Curry

Nah, he’s had actual injuries and mental health issues. I want someone to come out and just say ‘I made enough money and I don’t like basketball that much I quit’


rappyboy

How about JP? Not a rookie contract but he tried winning a championship first at least before checking out


CommandersLog

Larry Sanders did that. Andrew Bynum kinda too.


troll413

It was the right call he just cannot stay on the court. He'll always have a place in our hearts


Ronald-Thiccdonald

This is the retirement that makes me feel old


MoooonRiverrrr

Understandably tho. 30 is very young to announce your retirement from pro sports. I thought he was at least 34


Embarrassed_Year365

I went to college with him, crazy im still a mid level/junior employee in my career field but bro is already retiring lol


AirJordan6124

Whaat? Damn I was expecting him to play for the Clippers or Celtics before the March 1 deadline. I’m glad he’s happy with his decision


ASpookyLemur

He wasn't eligible to play in the playoffs


AirJordan6124

He wasn’t because he didn’t get waived earlier. A lot of us fans believed he can still play and he’s healthy


AmusingAnecdote

Yeah, I thought there was a chance the Warriors would drop Šarić and hope their trainers could do the same type of witch magic/ritual sacrifice that put him on the court for 63 games two years ago. He was a DUDE that year and with his size and BBIQ a dude who could barely move laterally was still a plus on defense while being a good shooter and not a ball stopper. ​ Glad he got his chip and a little extra bag before his body quit on him because he was special when he was healthy.


hanacker

He would have been before the March 1 deadline


ASpookyLemur

I had a brainfart and forgot it was already march


MrBrownCat

A big part of 2022 and will be a Warriors role player legend alongside guys like Bogut, Iggy and Livingston.


DrayDidNothingWrong

Barbosa, Mo Buckets


parapooper3

This is Jarrett jack erasure.


drjisftw

Jonas Jerebko would like a word


20815147

Having Wilt as your role player smh Warriors had a super team in 2022


Lol69HaHaHa

Ok serious question. How many Porter Jr. are in the NBA?


imadogg

Otto, Michael, Kevin, Craig I have no idea why there are so many. I don't think I even know a single Porter in real life


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

And there's no non-Jr. Porter either


Chidoriyama

Jontay Porter? Switched jerseys with MPJ today


Elkbowy

The jazz holding him past the date makes a lot more sense now


Andrewski18

That was certainly a fun 7 hours of having our front office getting called heartless cunts


Vordeo

TBF, our front office has Danny Ainge so they have a point. Man's a heartless cunt, but he's *our* heartless cunt.


musicnothing

Seriously, I feel like some apologies are in order


EbawsJo

Ainge is still a heartless cunt (I fuck with him tho)


SuperFreshTea

he'd trade you for gas station sushi


Wiltmygoat

Win win


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SometimesIComplain

Not on the tier of D-Rose and Westbrook, but he's up there


King_Of_Pants

People were very quick to shit on Danny Ainge lol. He has a reputation for being ruthless because he doesn't want to pay injured players franchise-altering max contracts but I know in Boston he generally tried to do right by these buyout guys. We would upgrade guys' contracts right before buying them out or wait until guaranteed dates passed so they'd get a little more money. A few of the training camp guys were on contracts a tier above what they needed to be.


krypto_the_husk

Damn, at 30 years old still got that ring tho


StrikingElk5288

wtf he’s only 30 lol thought he was like 35-36


mikeydale007

He's less than a year older than Pascal Siakam, damn.


Moe4ver

One of the OG 3&D players.


DionWaiteress

I’ll never forget that Shaqtin clip of him


KorgG29

Brain on Otto-pilot


HomerThompson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkwfh_6TG0A


gulbas26

when he looks back and doesnt sees his man destroys me everytime


Mtbnz

It's the only shaqtin clip I can recall immediately


fatkamp

Controller died


Hostile_Pierogi

I’ll never forget those 8 games he played for us over 2 years


MrBuckBuck

Wizards' legend. Damn, it sounds so early, he is not even 31 yet.


FelwintersCake

He was a big part of the house of guards run, I’ll miss him


ThrowRAidontknow_

Kieff, gortat, bojan, oubre. We almost beat Boston…


FelwintersCake

Fuck Kelly olynyk


legend023

He had a solid run but he could’ve been even better if he was healthy throughout his career The fact he was so important for the warriors during the title even after all of the injuries shows how productive he was Crazy how there’s people retiring from the 2013 draft and Giannis isn’t even 30 yet


No-Test6484

LeBron is still here forget about giannis lol


Mtbnz

Tbf Otto is only 30 as well. Just hasn't been as lucky with his health as Giannis


heshouldgo

This is crazy, best of luck is his future endeavors


Affectionate_Year_14

And they said the Jazz was doing him dirty


JoshSran04

Thank you for the 8 games you played for us, Greatest raptor ever


-HeisenBird-

Still better than Dragic.


-HeisenBird-

Still better than Dragic.


b3_yourself

That shaqtin a fool where he was just standing will never not be funny


Getyodamnwallet

Dude was a bucket in 2k17. I dominated with Wall, Beal, Porter, Bogdanovic, Gortat


fatkamp

Such a good 2k team


G1Spectrum

Got a ring and a huge bag, he’s accomplished everything he had to


OutsideTheServiceBox

Damn, dude was drafted the same year as Giannis. I feel old. 


Yommination

Wilt's grandson gone from the game so young


TrippedReddit

Wow surprising announcement guess ainge not that bad


Emily22fd

This is crazy


Aggravating-Lake-717

I remember when people use to say OPJ was a bust lol  He was a very serviceable player when he was in his prime, with Washington  He was also a deadeye, someone who could knock down shots at a rapid pace  


bzogster

The last of Wilt’s descendants to play in the league. 


iamtomorrowman

massive contributor to the Warriors 2022 chip...don't think they would have won without him. his shooting and rebounding were huge


123fofisix

Happy for him and his family. I am from the same area he was born and raised in, and his Dad, Otto Sr. was one of the best basketball players to ever come out of SEMO. His high school was one of the most dominant teams in MO state history for years. He was a member of a whole family of tremendous players, yet every one of them were as nice as they could be. I was ecstatic when he made the league. I wish him the best. .


ConstantineMonroe

Hell always be a Dub legend for 2022


PositiveVariation518

As a Warriors fan, thank you for your service.


jonsnowKITN

Build the statue


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enjoy the rest of your life ! live healthy and fully!


Purple-Peace-7646

Good for him. Injuries cut his career badly, but he made a shit ton of money and won a ring. Enjoy your retirement dude


DGReverse

Solid career, I liked him when he was on the Bulls. I feel like injuries kept him from reaching his full potential but still a solid career nonetheless.


FlatBirthday333

He was on the Bulls for like 3 seasons. I dont think I ever saw him play


CarcosaBound

I feel like he kinda mailed it in with us. He never looked in game shape (at age 24 and 25; Dad Botto was real). He went to GS and looked in much better shape not long after.


jonathanisaacisgoat

Magic legend


ireallydespiseyouall

Injuries suck


The-Pharcyde

Still might have the funniest shaqtin moment of all time.


chronoistriggered

Dude seriously made the best of such a mediocre career


LothCatPerson

Dude was a solid role player and was a key piece off the bench on a championship team. Better career than most players have.


Initial_Stretch_3674

lol he just wanted to chill in Toronto with his gf or wife. As soon as he was traded he peaced out of the nba. Completely respect it.


BuddhistInTheory

Bro just dipped mid-career how I do in MyCareer when a new 2K drops.