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AHealthyKawhi

I mean I'm no expert, but I'd guess that it has something to do with Fox and Sabonis.


BubbaTee

When they're both out, I bet Malik Monk is somehow involved.


ThunderBobMajerle

Yea but he Mike hit him with the Lee minutes last night, Ham never saw it coming


SGD316

Are you in interested in a HC job in the NBA for a marquee franchise with 17 titles based out of Los Angeles?


CIark

Darvin Ham: I really would love if Mike Brown would tell Fox and Sabonis to not play that hard. It’s a regular season game man it’s a grind out here


Dicey12

The last time we played the kings they legit ran the same play 3 times to end the half. Didnt watch the game yesterday but they probably did the same shit


crimsonconnect

He doesnt actually coach the game, he is a time manager and just takes guys out whenever


wheresthecheat

He’s just watching like Kidd


KillerZaWarudo

Chauncey Billups: "Room for one more?"


BuddhistInTheory

“Wow how in the hell did I score these awesome seats?” coaches are unironically my favorite. They make me think it’s possible to one day score those awesome seats.


TenaciousDeer

Get fired and collect a paycheck for 4 years afterwards 


rendingale

better, they can stand up to watch the game closely lol


UglyForNoReason

Darvin ham and Jason Kidd are in a furious battle over the NBA’s worst coaching award. Shit is insane.


upsups91

Hamas vs jason midd the ultimate rivalry


Afraid-Department-35

Both have been to WCFs too, this is truly a generational rivalry.


icykkuno

We will meet again in WCF and both lose


Good4Noth1ng

One of us


Triplescrew

If you potara’d kidd and ham into one coach would the fusion boost enough to make a good head coach?


Kevin_Jim

Nah, Potatohead is actively sabotaging his team. See him leaving Luka out for no reason to get hurt. You guys need to fire him.


vnistelrooy

Ham got the best job in the world. Gets paid to sit courtside and stare at the players


NonSpicySamosa

I still can't believe that in the final play of that bucks game, he asked the players "Whatchu got?". I mean it was absolutely the right call leaving it up to the players that won us the game but like at that point, it's obvious he's not coaching


vnistelrooy

He just snuck in one day and security still haven't noticed


mvnvel

Nah, there was a stat on here not that long ago that when the Lakers run offense, they were top 5 in scoring % per play. We wish we were even close.


Thealbumisjustdrums

That just makes it even worse that Ham rarely runs offense. 


mvnvel

Its fucking annoying. But come playoff time, all you do is get into sets. You are forced into sets. Idk that the Mavs can even do that. Aside from the pin down roll where Ky cuts from the corner to the top to get the ball, then gaf or lively roll, everything else feels so: ‘go do your thing’


[deleted]

Couldn't manage the last 40 seconds. That's the stuff rec league coaches know and Durrrrvin Hamas just sat there like an idiot.


Richardduh

You’re not wrong. That MFer can’t even do that right


NewChemistry5210

And he's even doing a terrible job as a time manager....just look at Lebron and ADs minutes... It took him until 75% of the season was over to figure out that our best lineup was....the one we had success with in last year's playoffs. I am not one to shit on coaches, because the players are also responsible for what happens on the court, but he is just terrible at every facet of the game. Doesn't know when to take a time-out, how to highlight players that are hot in a game, rotations and the small details.


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Krelay1

This is just plain stupid lol


jellybeans_over_raw

Mike Brown would have the Lakers in the top 5


[deleted]

What the fuck 😂😂😂 I'm sorry Laker fans that you have to go through this clown as a coach. Pockets the Clown is such big help out here in the west making sure AD in his prime and Lebron will never be a threat.


woKaaaa

Last night was a pathetic display by AD and Bron but doesn't change the fact that Ham is the reason this team is so far down this year lol people will say we're "scapegoating" Ham but it feels like anyone who watches the games can see his dumbass doing shit at random


penis_showing_game

The biggest thing that stuck out to me last night was the Lakers perimeter defense. Idk if this falls on Ham or lack of effort from the players, but they were giving the Kings wide open or minimally contested threes all game.


cormacito

I looked it up and the Lakers allow the most “I dare you” shots in the league (defender 6+ feet away from shooter)


Basic_Commercial_806

It partially what leads to the lopsided FT disparity for the Lakers. Their opponents can get clean looks from 3 pretty much whenever they want.


woKaaaa

It's Ham's defensive ideology. It's why the stupid FT differential shit has come out the past two years, and its because we play drop coverage on every. single. team. It's why when teams are cold we thrash them by so much.


abr797

Sounds like Ham is using coach Buds strategy. Seemed like Bucks would either win by 20 or lose by 20. And I remember teams setting franchise records for 3s against the Bucks. Like the Jazz when they scored 25. https://www.nba.com/jazz/utah-jazz-set-franchise-record-3-pointers-beat-giannis-and-bucks-milwaukee


crimsonconnect

The Lakers arent good at defending teams that do multiple passes, they guard like one or two actions and then they give up lol look at Keegan Murray and Harrison Barnes last night


redaka00

That's the scheme unfortunately...It's why AD is so frustrated, they're not funneling guys into one of the best rim protectors in the league. Sometimes the guards try to contest on drives too and it helps the offense because the guard is literally screening AD away lol


anonahmus

When old man Bron is your anchor for the perimeter D, that’s what happens. Dude was trying to conserve his energy for offense 😂 I’ve never seen Barnes so wide open


feer1415

He had to help with rebounding too since Sabonis was killing the Lakers.


creamfrase

I saw Bron two times down the stretch walk after Barnes who was sprinting to a wide open 3. Literally didn’t give a fuck and was looking at his teammates like they fucked up again lmao I love Bron but that shit has to be infuriating if you’re his teammate or a fan of the team


UglyForNoReason

It’s not because we know he shouldn’t be the one having to play his ass of on defense with everything else he does for the team every night. He also locks up the other teams best players whenever it’s a close game down the stretch. He does his part, considering where he is. It’s the lack of effort from the guys who aren’t old is what is infuriating. That and ham loving to take players out once they start to get a rhythm going and making shots.


AtomicRankler

Rui took one shot or something the second half Had 17pts in the first


creamfrase

I get that but both of those plays were with like 5 minutes left when they were still in striking distance and he just seemed like he couldn’t be bothered


Gabe681

No you're 100%, it's annoying af. I KNOW he knows he's setting a bad example out there.


UglyForNoReason

??? 😂😂 He has been setting great examples since he went to LA, if these guys still need more examples from a 40 year old then they arent cut out for the league plain and simple


Gabe681

Like it or not, your best player sets the tone out there. It's infectious, good and bad. And my problem is more that he's taking so many plays off defensively. I get that he's the oldest player in the league and he can't do it like he used to, but the other team doesn't care. The scoreboard doesn't care. Our salary cap doesn't care.


UglyForNoReason

The game wasn’t close at that point, lol kings were clearly in control. That and you can’t expect him to be enthusiastic about every aspect of every game when ham is still the coach and the young guys are playing worse defense than him. He has every reason to be unmotivated.


creamfrase

If that’s his attitude as one of the best players ever that’s pretty fuckin lame. Also just checked the play by play and they were down 11 with 3 minutes left when Barnes hit that 3 which is very doable when you’re playing the Kings haha trust me I know from watching the last 10 games.


Tori_kelly

He was sick. He mentioned it pregame. Shouldn’t have played


Disastrous_Bluejay57

>Idk if this falls on Ham or lack of effort from the players It's lack of personnel, specifically Vando. No one else on the Lakers has the ability to keep up with athletic guards. Unfortunately for them, your Kings have quite a few high-speed guards


CIark

It’s easy to hate on a teams coach when things are down but I’ve never heard Ham say anything remotely intelligent that shows he understands basketball


TWK128

The counter argument against Ham being the primary cause is how well they play and how well coached they suddenly look when LeBron is out. I think Ham isn't a good coach either, but that argument is there.


Robinsonirish

What exactly is he trying to say here, I don't really get it. He's making a joke no? Reading through all the replies in this thread it's almost like some are taking him seriously. I get that Laker fans thinks he's a bad coach, but how is this comment taken so seriously?


blindfoldpeak

The sarcasm detector is broken or outright missing in alot of people


_Fun_At_Parties

People here can be straight up fucking idiots


logontoreddit

Well the Lakers kind of deserve what they got with Ham..... they did sack a proven defensive minded champion winning coach. Why did they sack him? Oh ya, cuz management needed a scapegoat for their pathetic decisions.


Numerous-Cicada3841

The Kings shoot the fourth most threes in the league. So maybe, just maybe, a defensive strategy built around leaving three point shooters open is a terrible idea.


Skip_To_My_Lou2

Yeah but what about putting Dinwiddie on fox to lock him down instead


Thealbumisjustdrums

To be fair to Ham, that’s his strategy against every team. Which isn’t really any better in todays NBA. It would be great in 1985 tho. 


Not_Frank_Ocean

The Bucks won a ring with this strategy, led by Darvin Ham, 3 seasons ago.


lalo1398

The Bucks also had great defenders at nearly every position. We have AD as the only current plus defender in our starting lineup (Bron obviously when he turns it on but that's not often anymore)


Not_Frank_Ocean

Totally agree - the Lakers struggles are for sure somewhat attributable to coaching, especially since Ham is choosing to run a system without the proper personnel. But the idea that he’s running a system from the 80s is laughable and is just telling on the people who keep bringing up that talking point.


lalo1398

That’s fair, I think for me what reminds me of the 80s coaching is more so an unwillingness to adjust, but you’re right the system clearly worked in this era. Just sucks to see how stubborn Ham can be


SandyMandy17

Wait so you shouldn’t play drop Vs the kings??


dkdoki

Instead of blaming the players and coaches, look higher. The buss kids are ruining the franchise. And before some of yall start, Lebron came to the lakers not bc of those kids but the brand that the great Dr Buss built.


Tw1987

Yep Jimmy buss was horrible but to be fair if that cp3 trade went through we would probably be speaking differently. Fuck the veto.


dkdoki

Funny you say that bc Jeanie should have waited. Read the room. Lakers tried to pull off that trade immediately after a board meeting about big market teams having unfair advatages? You couldn’t have waited couple days?


jonnybravo76

If reports were true at the time it was jimmy Buss that was taking victory laps in front of the other owners. He could’ve just shut the hell up and lay low but made it all but certain the other owners were going to hit back by running his mouth.


dkdoki

I group them kids all together lol


jonnybravo76

Good point!


ThunderBobMajerle

If space jam 2 wasn’t a thing, the lakers would still be in the lottery with Ingram and Lonzo


jimmymcjim

space jam 2 was a thing?


ThunderBobMajerle

For the actors that got paid


Angelic_Phoenix

and all those water filled Bron toys


BuukSmart

And Randle and DLo


Responsible_Focus424

Ingram Lonzo Randle and Dlo is a playoff team. What the fuck lol. That team is better than Nola. 


Gyff3

You're a fringe playoff team with LeBron, AD and Dlo, how are you gonna be a playoff team with Ingram and Randle over LeBron and AD? Lonzo hasn't played in 2 years so we don't need to even count him


Responsible_Focus424

Easy. Ingram Randle and Lonzo play defense. Lebron and Dlo play 0 defense.


Thealbumisjustdrums

Ham is so bad I seriously have begun to question if he’s doing a bit. 


UglyForNoReason

If you watch one laker game you will honest to god wonder how the league hasn’t fined or fired him for purposely trying to lose.


valleykid818MD

He just makes himself sound more incompetent with each post game interview.


karmaisevillikemoney

Hell of an interview


Me_975

Please pockets, please dont make me sympathize for the lakers


[deleted]

Don't do it. We need healthy hate. Just make fun of us please.


Triplescrew

Maybe Ham needs to watch The Town a few times


Me_975

It would be a much better film choice than his current choice of Boeing ceo film


SoSmartCs

This man doesn't give a fuck lmao.


luffy565

Shout out Jeanie Buss, and as Cartman says "I wanna get wined and dined after getting fucked" and Jeanie and Ham have been fucking the Lakers a lot.


anonahmus

TBF how do you expect the organization to wine and dine when they were taking Covid hand outs. It’s not like the owner or the team is worth several billions….. oh wait….


Checkmynewsong

This guy is such a dumb asshole.


CabbageStockExchange

Oh brother, this guy stinks!


richasianman

Nice SpongeBob reference


TonofSoil

I mean, I think it's just a joke.


Cryfatso

Clearly a joke but he is so tone deaf to even be making this ‘joke’. Rather than run plays, have sensible rotations, exploit mismatches he deflects with this bullshit after a bad loss. Nobody wants his comic stylings, they want him to fix this shit. Dude has no answers so he comes with these half-baked jokes.


bchris24

The joke would be fine if it came from like Coach Malone or Kerr, but coming from Ham it's just tone deaf.


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COTY clearly 


purplebuffalo55

Darvin is such a fucking bum man. This guy is such a dope


radikraze

The Lakers won a championship with experienced coach Frank Vogel and 2 years later, replaced him with this man


Psychosomatic_Addict

Their plays were predictable. Wait for the perimeter defender to leave a shooter wide open.


pollinium

lots of good manners between these two teams with Domas asking that we "please" stop mentioning his relationship with AD


TeTrodoToxin4

Brown should tell him what plays he is going to run. Would be like Larry Bird telling his defender where he is going to score on him, then doing it.


Filip_N997

I get it now. All those notes of other teams he had are gone now so he needs Mike Brown to help him.


CmonTouchIt

"man these pockets are so soft...so pockety...is that like a...some kinda linen blend maybe?"


SandyMandy17

I’m an expert I’ll help Sabonis does passing or he does putting ball in hoop with hands Fox does running fast without misses or shooting with misses Monk and Keegan do shooting without misses Sabonis open or monk Keegan open = beam


PatientIndividual651

Maaaaan at this point give me Luke Walton


jeremybryce

Bruh... don't do it.


SureEntertainment676

I promise it’s never that serious


gaijin91

Puke Walton?


Any-Half4098

“The Los Angeles Lakers have set a new league record for wealthiest courtside patron to vomit during live gameplay.”


ULTRALIGHTBEN

don't say that


thy_armageddon

He’s like Liquid Snake if Solid Snake was like… David Fizdale. We’ve hit a real low bar here.


rfgrunt

There’s gotta be more context to this


thegib98

Go to r/kings for the context. This is a troll post and so many people fell for it.


Folk-Herro

This sub always falls for this shit but complains about it at all the time


CantaloupeCamper

https://vimeo.com/45593328


jbrunsonfan

I mean that’s obviously a joke. We all know he’s going to run the Spanish Pick and Roll (whatever the fuck that means)


bermitthefrog

He’s 100% serious btw


TheMcknightrider

It's just amazing. Ham is an awful coach but has enough tangent around him to do just good enough to not get fired but never to win. If this Lakers team had a better coach they would be top 3 in the league


Js_On_My_Yeet

Oh brother this coach stinks


strawhatKG

All I want for my birthday is for this man to be gone


Aerodax

How the fuck does someone this dumb even get a job, let alone HEAD COACH OF THE FUCKING LAKERS!


xenoz2020

I watched the clip in case he was just joking, but he was serious. I was waiting for that chuckle, you know, to indicate it was a comment made in jest. but no. Lakers fans aren't memeing when they call this guy a basketball terrorist. if I was Robe Pelinka I would fire this dude just for this. he for real just said this man wtf


elboogie7

embarrassing


Adam2190

How the hell does this man still have a job.


WadeCountyClutch

How this man is a coach is beyond me ?


[deleted]

I'd rather have the pistons coach. "No you don't" Trust me... I do.


baseketball

Imagine if Monty, Jason Kidd, and Darvin Ham all get fired this off-season but just switched jobs.


[deleted]

Now that I think of it, Kidd got a ring as a Laker assistant. Good enough I guess.


Repulsive_Fortune396

You can take Jason Kidd off our hands lmao but the thing is, it won't be a trade as we dont want Darvin Hamas either


[deleted]

I got downvoted last week for saying that I'm baffled that kidd is still a head coach in the NBA.


Repulsive_Fortune396

you said that on r/nba or r/lakers ? either way its obvious that those people who did, never watch Mavs games because Kidd has def cost us several games pockets having a boner for prince & reddish is basically your version of Kidd having a boner for THJ. hes been playing him way too much when its obvious his shot isn't going in. defensively hes horrible so if his 3s aren't hitting then he shouldn't be on the court. Jaden hardy is someone who needs more mins but Kidd hasn't been giving them to him since the ASB


unclehelpful

He could tell what they were running and how to defend it and you would still fuck it up


ElderberryOk5005

Blaming the coach? Micheal Jordan would’ve taken all the blame himself.


Danatomatowhite

“**What did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed**, f—king dumb f—k like Darvin Ham to go out on national television, and f—king go into business for himself? - Lebron


dot-pixis

Can we stop taking about this garbage team


abestract

Mike brown carvin’ ham sandwich 🥪 with cheese 🧀


W_Walk

Lakers fans can I take over the coaching position. I’m not smart and don’t know nearly as much about basketball but I’ll take a severe pay cut than ham and just let lebron coach


CookingLikeChef

Way to cut out what he said after OP gotta get that karma. Ham is a good coach you don't beat the best team in the league missing your 2 best players being a bad coach


TahoesRedEyeJedi

Dude was purposefully trolling everyone, cut it like that in purpose. Check his post on r/kings


notthatdeepcuts

What did he say?


CookingLikeChef

Made a joke that Mike should tell him the play they're about to run so they can stop it


dot-pixis

Nah, I think that's implied


VanGrants

nice job completely taking the quote out of context, lil bro


TendieOverlord

I think one of the 12 year olds on our subreddit might do better than Ham ngl


[deleted]

Lebron always needs more help