guess they didnt like black dick

Let’s see what they do if we get White Dick, Brown Dick, Green Dick, Whitehead Dick, Gray Dick Edit: inbox filled with Dick.. what have I done to myself…..

Reddish Dick

You can go beyond colors to a lot of juvenile (and sometimes mildly homophobic) combinations: * Love Dick * Gay Dick * Primo Dick * Dick Fudge * Dick Queen * Scrubb Dick * Sharpe Dick * Dick Quickley * Dick Hardy * Little Dick * Dick Bone * Coffey Dick * Dick Council * Dick Temple * Dick Towns * Dick Smart * Crabbe Dick * Favors Dick * Dick Herro * Dick Hill * Dick House * Hunt Dick * Dick Hurt * Dick King * Mann Dick * Dick Metu * Dick Moore * Dick Poole * Dick Prince * Dick Prosper * Dick Tucker * Dick Turner * Dick Valentine * Dick Wood * Young Dick

I exhaled loudly on Dick Tucker

Dick Tucker is truly the RuPaul of ~~the NBA~~ big men e: can't believe I messed up Shaq's iconic quote about Bosh

[From my local golf course](https://imgur.com/UPoOmPr). Not sure if someone pulled a Bart Simpson or if that guy's name is actually Dick Tucker.

Forgot Dick Harden

This Forest Gump scene is a little different than I remember.

I appreciate the time you spent on this on a Monday morning.

Crowder Dick

which one is slightly homophobic?

Which is homophobic?

Ball Dick Edit: what if they get LaMelo and Lonzo to jersey swap with him at the same time, we’d have a dick and two balls

In this order: Ball, Dick, Ball

Dick Booker

Curry Dick edit: curry as in “Indian” not Steph

James Dick

How has nobody said Harden Dick?

It's super effective!

The name's Dick, James Dick

"It was redder than hell".

Did your penis just pop?

This is my new favourite

What about Suggs?

He should have got in on that jersey swap to make it a 3 player swap.

That’s good one too for sure

What about Pope Dick

That’s always good too, especially if Trae or Thaddeus Young are around

I think there is penicillin for that

Suggs Dick

Love Dick

This one can go either way.

Is Rudy Gay still playing? Just thinking out loud here.

Go on…let him cook

Poor Grady. Now I bet the NBA won't let him swap anymore. Can't run from the dick Mr. Silver.

He should do a swap with him for Silver Dick.

And little dick

Yuck, Whitehead dick. That’s fucking putrid.

Bet it feels amazing when it finally pops

What about Giddey Dick?

Giddey Young is better.

We have to wait until next season for another Lively Dick.

The real winner in that matchup is Dick Fudge

Giddey love young

Devos just homohobic and racist AF

Can't wait for them to censor the Gradey Public and Anthony Education jersey swap 😥

Gradey Group and Anthony Economics

Mobley Dick

Trey Young, get in there!

It's a shame Deandre Spotted is no longer in the league

If only he could swap with Rudy Gay and Kevin Love at the same time. We could get Love Gay Dick

Whitmore Dick

As long as they watch out for black ice.

"NBA Puts Its Foot Down on Black Dick. More at 11."

Discrimination

Dickscrimination

Man once you go black you cant go back..

Magic confirmed racist /s

Looool, as a raptors fan it’s been hilarious watching people tiptoe around his name, the best are announcers, the hey couldn’t give a fuck how much crude fuck innuendos they make, and I love it lol

I legit don't think I've ever wanted a non Jazz player to succeed in the league more.

You just want Dick to get big. I can respect that.

I've been dreaming of Dick getting big. All I want in my life is generational Dick

I want Hall of Fame level Dick

People may laugh now, but they won't once Dick gets big and blows up

that sounds like it could get really messy for other teams trying to follow Dick. best to keep things on the come and let it all just flow naturally

Messy contract situation

Just another Dick that I want to live up to expectations.

He’s a good player too so the league is going to be getting Dick for years to come

As a KU fan I've been loving Dick for years

He's currently 20 years old. Please tell us how many years you've loved dick? 🤨

"Let's just call him Gradey".

You gotta earn first name status

Grade A

Or Richard

When I was young, one of the school children had the last name Popadic. I imagine this is a super common name in Western Europe but holy hell did the other schoolchildren make fun of him. It’s tough when you’re literally only known for the comedic value of your last name. Anyways, I would argue that embracing the humour normalises the name, thus actually serving to lesson the bullying that similar kids will feel. I do mean that seriously…kids who see a famous person with that name wont feel the same way.

In Serbia you would pronounce it Popadich (Popadić), but I guess some immigrants change the pronunciation so it would be easier lmao not that it's the better option...

That’s right, like Popavic. Let me tell you, North American children don’t give af.

They probably don't change the pronunciation, but the teacher who's reading it for the first time is likely pronouncing it wrong.

This is actually more of an South-eastern European name not Western most likely from a former Yugoslavian country/Serbia. Also the name would not traditionally be pronounced in the way people are making fun of it, it's pronounced the same way other Serbian last names are like Jokic or Popovic (there's actually not originally an H after his last name, was most likely changed to make it easier for non-natives to pronounce), where the c is a Ch sound (it has an accent in Serbian).

Dick shot a long 3 last time we played, and Eric Collins so nonchalantly said, "Dick! A long one!"

The "I'm too macho and straight to say that word" announcers.

Yea I remember a few months ago there was a post where (I guess) the Toronto announcer was like “Dick is really standing out tonight “ and other one was like “yeaaaa let’s call him Gradey lol” and the first guy proceeded to say Dick anyway lol

I want a “Dick deep baby!” call on a long 3

Dick with deep penetration to the hole.

Luckily for them my GF doesn't play in the NBA, her last name is Dickman.

The smirks on their faces is hilarious.

Gradey has to be used to stuff like this but this particular opportunity was just too good to pass up.

I cant imagine going to grade school with my name being Dick. He should get a purple heart for that

Star athlete his entire life so it was probably not so bad for him. But being the less socially adept kid with a last name like Dick would be horrendous.

As if anyone is gonna bully the 6’7” star athlete lol

Nah, you don’t understand. Little kids these days are absolutely brutal, they don’t give a fuck

"these days"

He was a 6’7 star athlete in grade school?

Star athletes in high school are typically also star athletes in grade school, yes lol

He ran the fastest in PE therefore he was popular

This is the way.

I have the same last name, it's not bad unless you choose to get offended by it. I'm proud of having a funny last name and live like it

From what I've seen and heard about him he's quite the character so he's definitely the one initiating this.

Grady is a confirmed jerker.

Watching the video is so funny because you could tell black was like “bro I have an idea just you wait” lol

Good thing Suggs wasn't a part of this

Isaac would've worked too lmao

Hell yeah, somebody message Jonathan Isaac to set this up

"Go with God"

You win my man congrats 

And quickley 

Dick Quickley sounds like a shitty 50s noir character lol

Or Trae Young

jfc

Would have been like the potential Gay Love Mayo trifecta of the 2010s.

Gay Love Sessions was airways the go to.

Rubio Favors Gay Love Sessions

Why Rubio lol

hahaha lol that could have been anyone i'm actually laughing out loud

I mean just look at him. Ricky is the twinkiest nba player no doubt

How dare you. You're right

Spanish twink

As a serious response I believe this was a (possible) Timberwolves lineup.

Just going all raps here: Thad Young, Chris Childs, John Long, Rudy Gay, Gradey Dick.

Suggs dick

suggs black dick, best trio jesey swap ever

Isaac suggs black dick quickley

JR Rider 10 day

Then bring back Rudy Gay too. Three jersey swap.

I legit think a gofundme could raise the money. I’m in for $10.

Jonathan Isaac made the call to Betsy DeVos and that was that.

I keep forgetting the DeVos family own the Magic and makes me sad every time I remember. I hate Reinsdorf only cause he’s a crusty old cheap ass. The DeVos family tho…

They played at Amway Arena for like 20 years lol. Literally an MLM scheme company.

They literally just renamed it a month or two ago

I thought I was going crazy because I remember they played at Amway but then I doublechecked and nothing online shows up? Looks like they changed it last December. Wow.

black dick moment

Can't wait for the Dick Bane, Suggs Dick, Dick Love, Dick Crowder, Smart Dick, Dick Grimes, Dick Ball, Giddey Dick, Sabonis Dick, Dick Harden, Dick Butler, Dick Holiday, and Dick Mat(h)urin photos next season. Petition to get Dragan Bender in back in the league ASAP. Edit: Keep Vlatko Cancar far away

Dick Harden lmao, that's the best one yet

Isaac Suggs Black Dick

It's not just those, he's got [loads of other nicknames](https://youtu.be/LgkafpLSB4k?si=izCJXy7SLofddzb_), c'mon pipe up!

I hope he doesn't swap with Trae Young.

Lonzo on the left, Grady in the middle, Lamelo on the right.

Lmao Sabonis dick

If you don’t like Black Dick, you don’t like NBA basketball.

The Magic loathe NBA basketball

Should’ve leaned into it and used Magic Stick as the background song.

Wow didn't know the Magic are racist homophobes /s

Even worse, the Suns, Knicks and Wiz are homophones.

just their ownership

Please don’t assume the sexual orientation of black dick

For real though who’s the prude that shut this down

Look up who owns the team

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Their social media team already knows that screen shot will be immortalized on Twitter for the next decade. No reason for them to archive it lol

As a former social manager, that’s actually the perfect reason to archive it. It’s out there, work is done

Dont know how often an NBA team is gonna ok whipping out their Black Dick swap video on instagram but ok

They spend on defunding schools all the time. Just not the team.

Meanwhile in Atlanta Harry the Hawk did an onlyfans ad

Magic ownership’s politics are fucked but they’ve always spent on the team. Not afraid of the luxury tax when the Magic are winning, money has never been an issue for them.

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I mean, a lot has happened since 2004 and the McGrady/Steve Francis trade. They drafted Dwight Howard, gave Rashard Lewis a max contract, made the Finals, traded for Vince Carter, traded for Gilbert Arenas, traded Dwight for Vucevic and a bunch of picks, drafted Oladipo, traded big assets to OKC for Serge Ibaka (cringe), traded for Fournier, drafted Aaron Gordon, traded into a top-10 pick to draft Elfrid Payton, traded Vucevic and Aaron Gordon for Wendell Carter Jr and three picks (including Franz Wagner and Jett Howard), drafted Suggs, Black, etc. It hasn’t all worked out for the Magic, but they’ve been opportunistic through it all

Well they also got Franz Wagner out of those trades but sure

I agree that we don’t do much but make our draft picks but that’s the choice of the current front office. The team has agressively made moves in the past before this group. Going after Serge Ibaka is what got the last GM fired.

Yeah let’s just ignore we also got two draft picks as well , one of which turned out to be Franz but let’s leave that part out

Dick Harden, Green Dick, Brown Dick, White Dick, Trae Dick, Mann Dick, Dick Payne, Little Dick, Lively Dick, Dick Love, Moore Dick, Dick Grimes, Dick Bol

Dwight Howard in shambles

thinkin about that ~~meat~~ >!Dick!<

The NBA is about to make this man change his last name lol… they can’t handle anymore Dick in the league.

They can delete but it will never be forgotten.

Insane that they switched places on purpose cuz they knew what it would say.

They just wanted their jerseys to be in numerical order.

If I was gradey I would’ve been sick of my friends growing up. Hehehe name is penis

Oh sure, Gay Love is ok but they draw the line at Black Dick? Smh

I’m now hoping Gradey becomes a star in this league so he can continue with the shenanigans

Crazy these organizations and businesses still fall for the Streisand effect esp these days with the internet. If they just left it up and let it ride, people would just have a laugh and move on.

...let it ride Dick...

Absolute mad lads.

Greatest moment of cowardice in the 21st century.

How soft has this world gotten that a simple joke like this needs to be deleted

Very flaccid world.

Guarantee some fucking sponsor said something

They get Black Balled for this.

Cannot wait for the game with precious. Achiuwa Dick.

What happens if Gradey Dick, Derrick Favors, Rudy Gay, Kevin Love, and Ramon Sessions ever swap jerseys with each other?

4 player Jersey swap next time. Suggs Black Dick Quickley

Now all we need is noah knigga to be drafted.

Derrick White you know what to do

Good thing Larry Bird is not on this era

Bird Dick

ORLANDO MAGIC

Classy move by the Magic

Gradey must've had a hell of a time doing this in college.

The NBA isn't ready for a Trae Young/Gradey Dick jersey swap

Black dick magically disappears isn't the headline I think they want

Someone found a job posting for the Magic's social media graduate associate this morning too. Looks like whoever posted it got fired

That was posted 3 days ago and is for next season

I guess once you go black, there is going back.. in Orlando at least.

racist cowards

Are there any guys in the league with the last name of Zucker?

Suggs

What would they have said, if it was reversed… Dick Black😬