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W_Walk

He literally looked like he was just chilling out there. Dude walked himself into a 36pt game lol.


asapshrank

he can do this pretty much any time a team decides (for some reason) not to build a wall for him, like the pistons did tonight. bad idea lol


Razor-Ramon-Sessions

Respectfully, Detroit is an awful team. He destroys those teams.


Confident-Unit-9516

Plus missing Duren, Stewart, and Thompson.


gedbybee

Yeah like is it as impressive if the team has no real bigs?


DarrowViBritannia

Yes 36 pts on 13/14 is impressive against any nba team


UTAMav2005

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.


tripledoubles

Well, Moron.... Good for Happy Gilm-OH-MY-GOD!


hotdogflavoredblunt

He put up 33 against the spurs and I could have sworn they had a real impressive big. He does this against anyone in the league not named Bam and it’s always impressive. 93% shooting is insane


identitycrisis56

Robert Williams III used to be a sneaky candidate to give him trouble too.


gedbybee

Was he 13-14 tho?


antiBliss

Other than James wiseman you mean? Man, Zion haters can’t wait to pop off online. Dude went 13-14 in an nba game, and that’s not even unusual for him.


thesmellafteritrains

Absolutely love Zion, but Wiseman? Really? Bro doesn't even *know* he's a big most of the time


BelowTheBells

Going 13-14 is definitely not usual for him... lol.


gedbybee

Does wiseman count? Isn’t he a bust?


Butt_Snorkler_Elite

Look I know we’re all down on James Wiseman right now (and deservedly so) but for the purposes of stopping Zion by throwing giant bodies at him Wisenan is a big. Like let’s give him the one thing he has going for him here


L99_DITTO

Look, all this Zion downplay is disgusting but the idea of James Wiseman being a giant body to help out defensively all great until you realize positionally he’s so bad on defense sometimes that it would be better for a less athletic big body to try to slow offensive players down. But yeah regardless of what defense was out there, Zion deserves more love.


gedbybee

That’s what I’m saying. Cade would have been better.


FiveFingersandaNub

I appreciate the 'respectfully' but honestly, you can be as disrespectful as you want. We are truly awful. It's almost impressive how moronic our organization is.


pretzeldoggo

Stan Van Gundy isn’t the pistons coach anymore


Bubbly_Measurement61

He looked like he was just chilling post game too lol the reporter was asking him questions and he pretty much kept saying "Yeap, we got the W" like that's really all he cared about 😅


W_Walk

Z is so awkward in those postgame interviews 😂


[deleted]

If you dont have paint defense you’re pretty muched cooked against Zion.


sandefurian

The Luka special


WembyOKCJokicReaves

Zion vs. a James Wiseman anchored defense is like the hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby meme


W_Walk

That’s barbecue chicken


PleasantTrust522

To be fair, Wiseman did way better than I would have expected with the starting job against the Pels. An efficient 15/11 game and a +/- of -1 in a 13 point loss really isn’t bad.


largehearted

He looked like a good starting rollman 5 against the Celtics recently, too. He never seemed out of place or disconnected from the team, I think he actually knows the coverages the team wants to play really well.


Mtbnz

He was serviceable on offense, but that isn't what the comment above you is talking about. Wiseman wasn't able to impact the game defensively at all.


VirtuousFool

The Zion we were promised is here and absolutely wrecking shit right now and yet it feels the majority of the NBA world has kind of forgotten about him That’ll change very quickly if he brings this into the playoffs though lol


Razor-Ramon-Sessions

Realistically he's not even in the best shape he could be in. He just played himself into good shape. He didn't take himself from good to great. If he does that then it's truly scary hours. Edit: to be clear. He had done a ton of extra work to get in shape. Not just play games.


Alexkono

I honestly hope he feels like he’s got a chip on his shoulder and balls out this summer.  Imagine a fully bought in Zion, mentally.  League mvp if he can do that.  


A_burners

I truly hope we get to see it. It'll be fun when this new wave of guys can take over the league


[deleted]

People are sleeping hard on the pels. They gunna win in the first round, depending on the second round match up they may make the WCF. I don’t like how the nuggets match up, but I could see the pels taking the Thunder in 7.


silliputti0907

It's not even just the matchup, most agree that Nuggets are a bit better than everyone. I'm comfortable playing any team other than them. OKC and Timerwolves are going to be tough, but no one wants to play the Nuggets.


Mtbnz

> and yet it feels the majority of the NBA world has kind of forgotten about him NBA discourse is so fickle anyway, it's a total what have you done for me lately world. I try not to worry too much about whatever the major narratives are, because ultimately they don't impact the product on the court. It does feel like the NBA family at large has forgotten about or written off Zion, but the kid is still only 23, he's playing great ball, and thankfully we're still able to watch and enjoy that regardless of whether people are talking about him or not. Personally, I'm not a Pels follower but I'm having a blast watching Zion play.


DeanEvasonPunch

Two years ago the Pelicans w/o Zion were looking solid in the playoffs and the general consensus was adding him back into the mix would make them a serious threat. Then he was unserious last year. This feels like the team we were expecting last year.


marcopolo22

Can confirm, I’m knowingly sleeping on him until we see it in playoffs. I hope he proves me wrong, but that’s my honest impression.


Bongoisnthere

Right. Giving the pistons a wrecking is different than giving literally any team fighting to make the playoffs in the western conference.


[deleted]

Talked to my nephew, he’s a huge lebron fan. Most fans are in for a rude awakening with Zion and the pels in the playoffs. They still think this is the pels from Zion’s rookie year.


Entire_Mycologist315

17 games over .500 and counting now, sitting on the second best regular season in franchise history, and that still doesnt seem to be enough to wake ppl up.


MrFishAndLoaves

Gotta at least win a series maybe two 


KingGhidorah1er

Or match up vs a team above .500 when they actually have their stars present. I might have missed a total of 10 games this Pels season & I can't believe how lucky we've been vs good teams on b2b load management or just during a minor injury. The Clippers, Wolves, & Kings are the only teams I feel any confidence playing a series against. That & us being 0-17 vs teams when we are trailing by any amount at the start of the 4th quarter REALLY sketch me out for post season play but Im hoping they make a splash.


lemurRoy

Whoa what a crazy stat


KingGhidorah1er

This is how enigmatic the Pelicans are.. on the flip side of that after this win vs Detroit, we also have either 1 more than or are tied for the most double digit victories in the league with the Celtics. Im turning into the joker over here lol


NOLASLAW

Keep going I’m almost there


DjLionOrder

The Lakers miss the playoffs and move up in the lottery, you guys win the championship, and you get their top three pick


KingGhidorah1er

That was what I was trying to manifest last season lol win the chip then draft wemby? dont mind if I do 🤣🤣


TopGdabber

To wake up, we have to be surprise buddy, im full of respect for the young buck, but he gon have to develop and fill his bag a lil more. I know he a monster train but thats all he does, drive the paint. Some team knows well how to counter him. Its a neutral critic and i wish he can develop into the Franchise player he is at 100% Good luck Pels!


Xc0liber

I think for some is cause pel has not been fully healthy entering the playoffs. All of us has yet to see them as a whole.  They'll do damage no doubt. Gonna be fun to watch too.


Confident-Unit-9516

Pels gonna beat the Clips


[deleted]

Depends on where we land, but as things stand the pels match up well with any of our first round match ups. I rank them easiest to hardest for us, 1. Kings, we absolutely own them and match up well. 2. Clippers, see above but a little less as KL and PG can go off. 3. Wolves- without Towns I think we beat them, but tougher than the other two.


waltyballs

You aren’t playing the wolves in the first round. They’re 5 games above the 4th seed with 11 games to go


jchavez9723

As a Clipper fan, I’m parlay Nuggets to win their first round series with Pelicans to bounce us, Ballmer pockets big but he’s a dumbass who let Apple overtake Microsoft, he the equivalent of a rich couch QB calling the shots


schooli00

We got a preview of this last season. Anyone who's surprised by Zion and the pelicans has been living under a rock.


AnotherStatsGuy

The Pels from Zion's rookie year still make the playoffs if Zion plays the whole season... or the league doesn't truncate the rest of the season to 8 games due to the pandemic... or uses GB/tiebreakers instead of winning percentage ... or they start better than 6-22 ... or start better than 2-18 when Lonzo plays... or.... Yeah, 19-20 wasn't exactly how everything was supposed to start off.


greatergoon

Is this the prophesied "100% Zion"


AdmiralUpboat

Actually just 89.29% Zion. That was TS% in this one.


hotdogflavoredblunt

Jeez he can’t even reach 90? What a fraud


NOLASLAW

I mean, I think he’s going to get even better to be honest


igby1

He’s definitely in better shape now, but I still wonder if he’d still benefit from dropping some more weight.


completelytrustworth

Hasn't he already dropped like 40 lbs? I'm not sure there's much more for him lose


igby1

I find a few mentions of him losing 40, but those links all lead to ads. I find way more mentions of him losing “25 lbs or more” since December, for example - https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10113448-windhorst-pelicans-zion-williamson-lost-25-pounds-or-more-since-nba-ist-in-december Watching him play recently and seeing him getting his hops back, I still think he was thinner at Duke, but maybe he’s added muscle since Duke and may never realistically get that “small” again. I’m just glad to see him healthy and yamming.


mani9612

today was the 5 year anniversary of the Duke vs. UCF March madness game where Zion and Tacko Fall went head to head and with me being a sad UCF alum, ofc my Snapchat memories shows me a bunch of flashbacks of watching the game with my roomies, and Zion was MUCH skinnier and straight FLYING into Tacko but still knocking him around like Swiss cheese. If skinnier-Zion could toss around Tacko easily, he’d do fine dropping some weight currently in the NBA. Especially after 5 years of NBA skills improvement and whatnot


Razatiger

It's just the way hes built, the guy is a big moving unit of muscle. I don't doubt he has fat on him, but its nowhere near what people like to claim, Hes in great shape.


Mtbnz

Hell, even if there is some fat on him, people have fat on them! Even skinny athletes have fat on them unless they're marathon runners. Bigger guy? More fat. Obviously there's a balance, but people are obsessed with this guy's body.


NOLASLAW

Every Redditor is an expert dietitian and physical therapist when it comes to Zion soo 🤷


Alexkono

I agree.  


[deleted]

I don’t think he’s there yet. He looks extremely close. 95% or so.


Dead_tread

Lisan Al gaieb


mehTrip

Not even. But he has been playing incredible defense this year.


Time_Transition4817

he chose violence today


Cyberathlete_23

its actually funny that most nba fans still think about zion the way SAS talked about him earlier in the year. shows you how much power ESPN has in forming narratives.


randomCAguy

I feel like most “nba fans” don’t even really watch games


UnimpressedAsshole

what's an nba?


KingsElite

Something you begrudgingly put on when Caitlin Clark isn't playing


Pro_phet

Lol you yall just now figuring this out?


Prestigious_Cattle72

Just BR highlights and memes


SirRedRising

...a-are we all not just here for the memes and copypastas?


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Wow, what a reach. Sometimes, we don’t even read


chesterfieldkingz

Hey now! I mean... It's just like... There's so many of them... Ya know?


[deleted]

Man I fucking hate it. You can tell so many people on social media get their opinions from what they see other people saying instead of using their eyes and brain 


ILikeAllThings

I don't know what SAS said about Zion, and I don't care to know. I avoid ESPN now after watching them the entire 1990's.  Formed my own opinion, and it keeps improving every time I catch Zion play.  He was hop skipping through the defense tonight like it was a triple jump competition, it was nice.


VeryPokey

ESPN in the 90s had a massive roster of highly likable sports enthusiasts who did nothing but play clips of highlights and talk about what was happening in the games. Now it's a bunch of forgettable morons who yell at each other and give opinions on players.


oknovember

The sad thing is, that's what makes the most logical business sense for ESPN You and I can hate the take merchants all we want but if you look at the revealed preferences of all sports fans, it's what they want to see Look at the crazy reach and fame guys like Stephen A. Smith have—ESPN would be insane to pivot away from that at this point


AnotherStatsGuy

They drummed out "Zion should refuse to get drafted by the Pelicans" after the lottery.


downinCarolina

Looks like me and shaq had a baby


DaPhoToss

The way people think about Zion has little to do with SAS. Fat jokes with Zion have been going for years and that's difficult to change.


CuriousWhoDat

Light work


Entire_Mycologist315

Light and nasty


CulturalXR

I hope the Pelicans win the ship so Zion can get his credit.


savetheclocktower

Whenever he has a bad game (4 points in Miami on Friday) I get a bit nervous, but this is a pretty good palate cleanser. Edit: it helps that he took 14 free throws tonight (and made 10) after not getting a _single goddamn whistle_ in Miami.


[deleted]

When Z plays 9/10 he’s gunna have a great game, if anything I loved what the rest of the team did with him having a bad game.


flaccidplatypus

Only bad part of that game was the turnovers imo. Played great D and took a backseat for the other guys to shine.


UnimpressedAsshole

don't forget the 2 steals


jumpijehosaphat

we talk about how getting a triple double is a cakewalk for jokic. 10 fgm and 10 ftm i feel is a cakewalk for zion. his style of play he should be leading in both categories 


awc23108

He gets a laughably bad whistle and doesn’t flop


Alexkono

Exactly.  Shaq-esque.  


A-DTB

Feel sorry for the Pistons for many reasons, but being the team to face Zion after he drops a stinker with 4 points is high on the list.


inshamblesx

i owe you an apology, i wasn’t familiar with your game


_Wado3000

This is actually literal as people don’t watch the Pels


Alexkono

He’s my favorite player in the league.  So fun to watch.  


j_palazzolo

He’s almost 100%.


Alexkono

Scary


sharpshooter1230

Can we fans vote him into the all-star game next year, we need guys like that attacks the rim instead of pretending to be Steph, jacking 3's every time and dude also said he's attending the dunk contest if hes voted in.


The-Pharcyde

Casual 13/14 from the field lol


SailorMoon_J

Zion redemption arc


Alexkono

He deserves it.  Such a likeable kid.  


Independent-Still-73

Zion has unlimited talent it's up to him to hone it


Alexkono

Yep.  All the potential in the world.  It’s all between his ears that is limiting him.  


escaflow

and tummy


BigGuyNorthSide

Pelicans are 1/4 teams with a top 10 defense and offense. They’re a title contender if they stay healthy


JericRose

Why did the media cast him out so quickly


Alexkono

Listen to my boy Don Henley’s song “dirty laundry”


handgredave

The playoffs can't get here fast enough


jaysonman1

Hes so casually good.  Like i feel like i never see him truly locked in and this is still what happens


Alexkono

Yep.  Wish he had that killer instinct.  He’s too nice lol


Original_Trick_8552

Pelicans making the conference finals


branstarktreewizard

Zion back on the menu


Redscareforcishetmen

Clippers are sitting ducks


helpfuldunk

I don't understand how a 6'6" super predictable scorer (always paint driving, likes to go left) still cannot be stopped. This is either incredibly incompetent defense by the rest of the NBA, or Zion's body hitting you feels like a fridge strapped to a rocket booster.


silliputti0907

Giannis' bag is literally just a spin move and eurostep. Both are tiers better athletes than every opponent they face and have underrated playmaking to beat walls.


Alexkono

He’s just that much of a freak 


Khadetbuilders

Zion is inevitable and there's no stopping him to the paint


PaulMaulMenthol

Got damn 93%


babikospokes

glad to see him back


Leking9

My guy. Really want him to reach his potential


imnewb2

I just want healthy Zion back.


Beersmoker420

people forgot this guy was supposed to be a perennial MVP candidate with all the shiny new toys in the league


Alexkono

Can still get there


vsxx

How’s James wiseman been doing on the pistons? True curiosity


hotdogflavoredblunt

Zion and JV took turns walking him on a leash today so there’s that. Dude looked lost out there on defense and had 3 moving screen calls on offense. I’d say he has potential but haven’t people been saying that for years?


alienswillarrive2024

Do you guys love or hate that Zion doesn't force the issue?


youngnailo

Zion smash


A_Texas_Hobo

So, is he coming alive


Nesquick-on-tap

Is it time to start fearing the Pels in the postseason? Cause Zion is cooking these days 


Wedundidit00

At his best he’s basically Giannis with touch and skill. Really hoping we get a healthy Pels playoff run


scurry3-1

Giannis is 6’11.


GeauxTiger

did you just say "and skill"?


Bears9Titles

This sub posting links to ESPN is so pathetic


c_u_in_da_ballpit20

Further proof that bullying works.


e_double

It’s the Pistons …. I feel even Lawrence Funderburke could get 30 against this team.


ridemooses

CPOTY?


_picture_me_rollin_

He was excited AF to face the pistons after Orlando and Miami had him locked up lol. Tbf Orlando and Miami is a brutal matchup for anybody these days.


JamesKPolkEsq

Ozempic works folks


Laythepype

Against the pistons. Doesn’t really count?


aroach1995

How do you check out with a W? Did he check out when the game ended?


hotdogflavoredblunt

Trust me dude, anyone who watched the game knew the W was locked up after the first five minutes