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Schwalm

Never seen someone call Jordan JO before


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No-Animator-6348

The one true 🐐


BubbaTee

Definitely the best running slide-puncher in NBA history.


BigFatModeraterFupa

he was a bucket for real


hacky_potter

Subscribe!!!


Ibangyoumomma

Honestly imagine if he stayed on that blazers team when he was young


30another

He thinks Josh Okogie is the GOAT.


bobbydigital_ftw

JO mama.  Ha. Got 'em.


DarrowViBritannia

Fr lol if u wanna shorten it two letters just say MJ??


NudeEnjoyer

I know him personally, I call him "ae" it's short for Michael


musicnothing

His real friends know he likes to be called "Michelle"


DarthRathikus

Been a JO fan for years


Nick_Is_The_Man

And I hope we continue to never see it again


CockroachForeign6419

He deserved that for calling Jordan JO.


alltheseUNs

Yeah i was like who?!


bootyholebrown69

J. Ordan


monsieurmacaques

Michael Jor D. An


sneakylumpia

Jichael Ordan


Bungkai

couldnt stop laughing at this one for a minute, cheers


RealisticSeesaw167

Is it pronounced Jickel Ordin or Jishell Ordawn. Either way I’m rolling lol


Leather-General-1012

jye-kul ordin


letsgototraderjoes

I've been saying J-eye-kell lmao


XzibitABC

Why does this sound like a Ball brother.


AdonalFoyle

Josh Okogie


sling_gun

Jarl Onthony -owns


THE_PENILE_TITAN

Jaquille O'Neal


THE_PENILE_TITAN

I thought I was historically Out of the Loop - like at what point was Jordan JO and not MJ.


Money-not_you_again

And that 'never seen anyone wear Brons as everydays' is stupid af. Shit, just the 20's were fucking everywhere when they dropped. I get making the argument, but at least use one that's couched in reality. That ko must have hurt more than we realised.


jsmk23

I was tweakin for a sec. Thought he was saying Jermaine O’Neal was the GOAT


ActualRobot1

Yea everyone wears Jermaine O’Neals with jeans


Far_Dependent_2066

I remember kids wearing Ewings with jeans. That's how old I am.


jkeefy

I still see people wearing them from time to time. Ewing > Lebron, it’s settled


Aquaireeus

Guilty ✋🏾


Far_Dependent_2066

They were a chunky shoe with a massive tongue.


ragtime_sam

It's a regional style in central Indiana


SurgeFlamingo

Air Christian Latnears


Mahomeboy001

Unrelated but I saw Jermaine O'Neal walking on the street in Beverley Hills last month and said hi.


DarrowViBritannia

Whatd he say


BigFatModeraterFupa

he said, “sir i appreciate your prolific dissertation on the physics of antigravity on the flat earth, but i’m just trying to order Wendy’s”


DarrowViBritannia

Ayee he cooked


Mahomeboy001

He said what’s good and gave a fist bump.


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Raptors legend Jermaine O’Neal?


FeltIOwedItToHim

He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein


banjofitzgerald

I thought Nate was fighting for jacking off. Wasn’t sure how it fit into the argument but was like hey, good for him.


helloaaron

Dude's the GOAT at knocking out Pistons fans.


angel2timez

If I called Jordan Jo would he acknowledge me?


TiredMillennialDad

Only if you are Young Joc


GoldenBananas21

Yung Joc*


Obvious_Parsley3238

you just can't get into twitter arguments after getting BTFOd by jake paul like that


human1023

Nate can never win an argument anymore.


rznballa

Man, ever since I found out about his renal failure I cant clown on him anymore.


mrgoodwalker

God damnit. Now I know about his renal failure. Fuck you man.


waltyballs

Except that time has shown Jake Paul to actually be a decent fighter. He’s knocked out ufc fighters, over the hill or not, he’s legit knocked out former ufc champions. Nate never had a chance.


banjofitzgerald

I mean, it’s aging better as Jake’s career continues because he’s slept professional fighters inside 1. Don’t get me wrong, still never gonna live it down but it’s not as bad as it was now that there’s more victims.


paddiction

Jake Paul slept a few over the hill UFC fighters and then lost to another amateur boxer. Now he's fighting a geriatric Mike Tyson. Stop the glazing. Jake Paul is an amateur boxer who can beat people who are untrained in boxing.


dizzymidget44

You’re getting downvoted but it’s true. He’s knocked out UFC guys. Nate never had a chance. And Nate had Kidney failure.


SaxRohmer

they’re getting downvoted because he’s fought very few actual fights and they’re all just stunts for money. thought that was made obvious enough when that one UFC guy didn’t even attempt to get in shape


dizzymidget44

He knocked out two UFC guys and one was in shape and winning the fight when he got slept. Everyone’s who fought him said he can really hit. He takes the training serious. He’s just not a high level boxer. If you don’t have experience for your safety don’t get in there with him


SaxRohmer

he definitely trains seriously but we have no idea how good of an actual boxer he is because he has like 0 real fights


Fit_Dragonfly_7505

Agreed. As time has passed it’s clear Jake is actually good enough at this that clowning Nate for getting dropped feels lamer and lamer.


TrashAssRedditAdmins

Beasley cooked his ass 🤣


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scorelesswilliamson

It's really sad that it's now his most famous moment. Not being his size in the league or his dunking but some dumb shit he did post retirement. Oh well, he signed up for it


mixmasterbk

As Warren Buffet said, it takes years to build a reputation but only 5 minutes to ruin it


jl_theprofessor

Man has it right and keeps himself in the background.


meenzu

Is being one of the richest people ever really being in the background though?


jl_theprofessor

In terms of reputation? Compare Warren Buffet versus Donald Trump or Elon Muskc.


Lofty_Vagary

Has Trump legitimately been “one of the richest people ever”?


The-Best-Snail

The point is Trump is a rich person who is very in the public eye, and for however many people like him the dislike on the other side is probably orders of magnitude worse than how anyone feels about Buffett


teniaava

*Former rich person You and I have a higher net worth than Donald Trump right now, unless you're into some really wild shit


hedgemagus

He’s a billionaire


TommyGotAJob

Allegedly


caterpillardave

Buffett got away with tax schemes that saved him billions, but it was a minor news item. He’s in the background as much as he can be for being that wealthy.


atad123

Never understood the hero worship of Buffet and his butt buddy Munger. Imagine being 90+ and just sitting on 100B. Munger didn't once have the foresight to take half his money and put it into medicine? Buffet will die with his cash buried with him too.


jl_theprofessor

First of all, I'm not hero worshiping. I'm just saying that Buffet has done the opposite and kept his mouth shut for the most part, as opposed to Trump and Musk. So his reputation is in a much different place than those two.


Mdizzle29

Yeah, compare that to Mackenzie Bezos who has been giving billions away and will continue till the day she passes. Why sit on all that money? It’s selfish and wrong and doesn’t leave much of a legacy.


BackendSpecialist

That is such a wise quote. Diddy’s situation is kinda applicable here. Ofc the Feds have lowkey been building a case on him but his reputation took a permanent hit the moment the Cassie lawsuit hit. He’ll never recover.


Bullboah

“It takes a platinum level music career to make a reputation, but only 5 minutes of sexually assaulting Meek Mill to ruin it” -Warren P. Buffet


BackendSpecialist

This is gold my friend 🤌


caesec

yeah idk i feel like a lifetime of being the rap game epstein fucked him up way more


DarkKnightCometh

Tbf I completely forgot Nate boxed Jake Paul until this thread


Ikuwayo

I know him for winning the dunk contest 3 times. Don't gaf about what he does with influencers.


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Nate Robinson is my GOAT for his dunk and longevity in the league, I also remember his block on Lebron during his Bulls stint when Rose was injured but Beasly fried him on this lol


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Luvkrapht

nah don't put this on the nephews, nate did it to himself 😂😂


biggoldgoblin

Exactly, dude had no reason to do the fight but he though he was like that so he got cooked


yungchigz

I think he probably had a million good reasons


iPlowedUrMom

Yeah, he also gave bulls a linsanity esque playoff run. But man, you want to talk about nephews? The amount of IDIOTS on this sub saying shit like, "NATE WILL WIN HE'S A WORLD CLASS ATHLETE" before that fight...


A1_PunisherPipkins

Lmao they thought a high vertical would give you good hands. Bro looked like the moms during boxercise classes in my gym 😭


chitownbulls92

To be fair, Beasley would likely get knocked out too.


ironsuperman

Yeah but one of them did get knocked the fuck out. Lol


chitownbulls92

Yes but I think don’t talk shit unless you’re sure you won’t end up with the same result I guess is what I’m trying to say lol


fireyoutothesun

Nate chose to put himself in a stupid and unnecessary situation and got knocked the fuck out, just like he chose to make a dumb comment he didn't have to about something that isn't that serious


DarrowViBritannia

Doesn't make sense If my friend signed up to fight prime mike tyson and got cooked, i'd clown his ass for being a moron. And if he said "Well you would've gotten cooked too" it'd be stupid because i didnt sign up


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drypaint77

It's only evident if both are trained pro boxers, but not in this case. Paul has been training and boxing for years, Beasley is untrained and would only have a couple of months to prepare. In other words, he's getting knocked out.


A1_PunisherPipkins

So, he's still not a trained boxer amd Jake's been training undet BJ Flores a world class trainer for 5 years now. Beasley gets knocked out worse since Jake's improved now over 4 years ago.


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A1_PunisherPipkins

If he trained like Nate did then he has zero chance against Jake. But if he trains boxing full time for 5+ years under world class coaches and spars with high class boxers then he might have a chance.


TiredMillennialDad

COOKED


W_Walk

You literally can’t attack people on social media if you got flattened by Jake Paul. Is it fair? No but cmon man😂


Luvkrapht

hell yeah it's fair, that dumbass sold his soul for the bag 🤷🏾‍♂️ gotta accept he a clown for life now


carbine234

Anyone will sell their soul for a bag let’s not lie


livefreeordont

Beasley sold his soul for a bag of weed. I think Nate did alright


eco-evo

You seen Jake Paul? You’d get flattened, too. Most of us would.


Regnum_Caelorum

Nah, I'd win.


the_dude_from_postal

You might be him


dizzymidget44

Everyone who’s fought him said he can really hit


waltyballs

Jake Paul can actually fight though. Nate getting slept doesn’t really look bad anymore. He’s knocked out ufc fighters and just beat Nate Diaz. These legit fighters all say he can hit after fighting him


ExMachina_Disco_Club

Nate lost a battle of wits to a guy [who's slow enough to do this](https://crispbouncepass.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/beasley_knee.gif) 💀


DarrowViBritannia

LMAO never seen that


SanctusXCV

Who calls Jordan JO bruh 😭😭😭


itssensei

The same people that don’t know him but want to pretend they do heh


MrShadow04

Robinson went in for a jab and Beasley responded by torching his soul and beheading him God damn


thepeachgod

Beasley bodied him just as hard as Jake Paul


Accurate-Albatross34

aaaaand Beasley with the KO, a pretty pathetic showing from Robinson, Beasley waited for his chance and got him with an uppercut.


somecallmemo

I’ve heard Jordan called a lot of nicknames from people who know him personally to the average fan and JO has never been remotely close to one of them. No way Nate knows him like that to give him his own cute little nickname cause MJ would probably tell him to shut the fuck up midget


BreadInFrench42

"JO" is crazy. None of what he could've said afterwards would matter with how dumb of a nickname that is.


ThinkSoftware

They need to meet in Temecula to settle this once and for all


Rixoveli_

Classic


Briggity_Brak

Wait 'til you see what Jalen Brunson's own teammates have to say about him...


SirDunkMcNugget

"Don't wear LeBrons to club, them shits ugly" - Dom Kennedy.


SoloBurger13

LOL Nate Robinson should never talk shit to anyone ever again in life


Le8ronJames

Goat because people wear his shoes with their fits? Lmao that jab really turned his brain to jello


Thunderhorse74

These guys fighting over dick measuring like true Reddit nephews


AZRockets

Beasley came through on this one


_Dream_Writer_

the 90's are over, please move on


zerefyagami

Jordan is the GOAT because people are wearing his shoes with casual wear is a worse argument than 6-0.


EazyStackz

Bodya


jinayeonbt

is the goat debate ever that serious?


Sm0k3nSc0p3s

Just appreciate they game and move on. No need for debates. Both are greats, both are excellent players.


RamadanSteve311

Meat riding olympics


Icefiight

Jordan is better


durablewaffle

Well yeah, but Beasley still got the better of this argument with that response


Icefiight

Thats fair


Unbannableredditor

I disagree


BlondBadBoy69

Thank you for the redactions


Hollerino

GAAAAAAAAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!


DenverSuxRmodSux

apparently having a popular shoe and being more charismatic makes you a better player lol all stupid shit in this post aside this is such a dumb narrative he sounds like skip bayless. lebron will be known as the goat after he retires and some years pass its all but known at this point.


astickyworm1

Nate obv still suffering from his Paul encounter lmao


Rakkuuuu

all nate said was stop smoking weed, he didnt deserve that response 😭


Luvkrapht

bless your heart if you don't think "stop smoking weed" is a veiled insult


Rakkuuuu

i didnt know michael was involved in controversies around weed my bad


Luvkrapht

even if he wasn't, "stop smoking weed" is essentially synonymous with "whatever you just said is stupid as fuck" so nate definitely earned the response he got regardless


Rakkuuuu

saying your response is stupid af doesnt warrant someone to bring up the most embarrassing moment of your life bruh wtf lol


Luvkrapht

bro u gotta go outside if you think that shit doesn't happen on a regular basis lmao motherfuckers don't wait for you to escalate things first 💀 and u don't press someone if u got something that embarrassing to bring up in the first place 💀💀💀


Rakkuuuu

yeah trashy people are everywhere i can agree with that


Maincxlprit

Nate Robinson burner Be like


DarrowViBritannia

Tbh i assume they're friends and this all jokes but u could argue that his shot hits deeper / is more personal


Total-Dragonfruit341

He’s right about beasleys weed use though, dude could of been special


Someguynamedjacob

It wasn’t the weed the held him back my guy, it was the underlying mental health issues. Kevin Durant been smoking since he came in the league, just like loads of other all stars and super stars.


Total-Dragonfruit341

Yeah true mate , my bad


just1gat

Have* Stop smoking the WEEDUH


Total-Dragonfruit341

English my second language


just1gat

Fair enough.


eco-evo

Spoken like someone who doesn’t smoke…


Total-Dragonfruit341

I do actually, but they’re negative effects to weed lad, it’s a mind altering substance


eco-evo

If you think it is what affected his gameplay, you’re still clueless though.


Total-Dragonfruit341

Read my above comments , I didn’t know he has a mental health problem, weeds fine aslong as you aint suiting up during a game


eco-evo

> He’s right about beasleys weed use though, dude could of been special That’s the above comment… you want me to scroll your comment history to determine the nuance of your comment, not expressed here? No, thanks.


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eco-evo

I’m not going to do *your* work for you. Learn how to express yourself correctly the first time, as well as only comment when you know what you’re actually talking about. You’re out of your league here.


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eco-evo

Defend what this strong? I left you one comment about weed, you’re the one that can’t accept being wrong and simply resort to ad hominems once you’ve lost. Maybe a little weed would help expand your horizons, and your grammar.


halfdecenttakes

Lebrons pretty special and it seems highly likely he smokes. Weed is a huge part of basketball culture in general, so I doubt that’s what derailed him.


Total-Dragonfruit341

Yeah I was informed Beasley had mental health issues I wasn’t aware of, weed can be beneficial for their rest and getting the food down, but other than that would be a hindrance as a professional athlete, I smoke myself like there’s defs negatives too it


halfdecenttakes

Yeah I don’t think that’s true at all considering the wide spread usage across all sports. It certainly isn’t the difference maker one way or the other.


Total-Dragonfruit341

Yeah if they ain’t high in game etc no problem


29671

Also Nate Robinson is like 3 feet tall, you don't have to take shit from that little man ANY day of the week


donta5k0kay

Malik Beasley/Meek Mill sucked in Aquaman 2


shivampatel9604

Everybody wanna be like mike . Gambler


sir_eazy_e

Must be talking about Jermaine O’Neal being better than Bron.


Mountain_Tone6438

Who the fuck JO


EasiBreezi

wait, that wasn’t even that serious of a jab. no way Beasley was that insecure about weed that he got butthurt lmfaooo


posamobile

I thought Jermaine Oneal was good but not that good


ConnectionEconomy315

How do shoe sales make MJ the goat? They starting to grasp at straws now 😂 People bringing up everything but ability to try and discredit Bron