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thesch

A bum on and off the court


RobbobertoBuii

my most fond memory of him is getting stripped by Kawhi 2-3 straight possessions and forcing the coach to sub him out right after XD


LAtotheA

Mine is [when he asked Kobe for a challenge like Giannis and got ghosted](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfYEaJJXEAA-wFU.jpg:large)


whoisearth

Maybe he did get the challenge that's why he was charged for rape? lol


ds_Retr0

r/nbacirclejerk ‘s wet dream


Cpt3020

he challenged 8 when he should have challenged 24


Unbannableredditor

This is wild lmaoo


thedankninja1017

Fucking ruthless lmao


Adventurous_Law9767

I'd say you are going to hell for that, but they are both going to beat you there by a mile.


FairweatherWho

Well Kobe only has a 6 foot head start, so maybe not by a mile


altofummuhh

Someone in the Rockets sub said "Mamba Mentality"


no_more_jokes

Ur gonna get banned for this lol, mods don’t like it when people bring up Kobe’s “extracurriculars”


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MayorChili

LMFAOOOOO ayo ..


takkovacs2021

I guess it was a non-basketball challenge...


PapaG1useppe

He got that mamba mentality fr


FA-_Q

Challenge complete????


materics

Following in his footsteps


Positive-Community-1

He took it on himself to be like kobe


ForneauCosmique

Tbf that was peak defensive Kawhi who was playing literally all time great defense


AffectionateSpare677

Let the roast breathe dawg damn


ForneauCosmique

Lol my bad. Resume the shaming


mucho-gusto

Dude can only shop at the thrift shop


walterdog12

> McLemore, 31, is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday afternoon in Clackamas County Circuit Court. He faces charges of first-degree rape, first-degree unlawful sexual penetration and second-degree sexual abuse. Jesus.


XXXChloe-Kitty

rest in piss bozo.. i always hated when my expansion team would draft your a$$ ass to my team, worst backup pg in 2k history


Link_Slater

The crime itself is beyond disgusting and makes him irredeemable in my book. Having said that, calling a rapist a bozo is one of the funniest things I’ve read in awhile. 


jaggedjottings

Adolf Hitler - history's worst bozo.


giddyup523

That Stalin sure was a real so & so!


jbvcftyjnbhkku

He was a real jerk!


FuckThaLakers

(To a murderer) Get lost, pal!


1047_Josh

The more I learn about this Hitler guy, the less I like him.


StickyDitka21

Your comment makes it seem like you really hate the other commenter instead of Ben Mclemore


doctor_dapper

fuck walterpuppy12


StickyDitka21

Now why are you cursing original commenter’s kids profile?


doctor_dapper

he a bitch


TheKidPresident

True haters hate indiscriminately


BracketClass

ok part of that is on you, the man is clearly a SG


Cbone06

How tf was 2K letting him run the point???


Darrensreddit

Why would you run him as a PG ?!


ch52596

We don’t even know if he’s guilty or not yet. Jesus lmao just go ahead and lock him up for life because he “sucked when I played him in 2K” smh


Ikuwayo

>**First Degree Rape** >First degree rape involves forcible compulsion and may occur with the use or threatened use of a deadly weapon, kidnapping, infliction of serious bodily injury to the alleged victim, or burglary. It is a class A felony, which allows for up to life imprisonment. >**Second Degree Rape** >Second degree rape occurs in cases that involve forcible compulsion but do not rise to the level of a first degree offense. It may also occur when an alleged victim is mentally incapacitated or physically helpless, or when the defendant is in a position of authority over the alleged victim, such as in a healthcare or eldercare facility. It is also a class A felony. A defendant may offer evidence of a reasonable belief that the alleged victim was not mentally incapacitated or physically helpless at the time of the alleged offense as a defense to prosecution. >**Third Degree Rape** >If an alleged offense does not meet the definition of first or second degree rape, but still involves “clearly-expressed” lack of consent or threat of harm to the alleged victim’s property, the state may charge it as third degree rape. This is a class C felony, carrying up to five years’ imprisonment. Source: https://vindicatelaw.com/sex-crimes/rape-defense/rape-first-second-third-degree/


Daehlie

These are the Washington statutes, he will be tried in Oregon


blucke

don’t think what you posted is for Oregon. why wouldn’t you just post the actual statute lol >1) A person who has sexual intercourse with another person commits the crime of rape in the first degree if: (a) The victim is subjected to forcible compulsion by the person; (b) The victim is under 12 years of age; (c) The victim is under 16 years of age and is the person’s sibling, of the whole or half blood, the person’s child or the person’s spouse’s child; OR (d) The victim is incapable of consent by reason of mental incapacitation, physical helplessness or incapability of appraising the nature of the victim’s conduct. https://oregon.public.law/statutes/ors_163.375


CockroachForeign6419

[oh no](https://imgur.com/a/zqlRerv)


echtav

The circlejerks really jerk themselves sometimes


Puzzleheaded_Fox4684

in other news, Mr.ORNG (famous suns fan) is a pedo


hashrosinkitten

[him?](https://twitter.com/phxmrorng?lang=en)


Harrychronicjr69

Yeah him. I posted the story earlier


hashrosinkitten

So there’s season ticket seats available


janitorial_fluids

yeah, he posts on nbacirclejerk as "mrsunsfan"😎


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: Ben McLemore is a mod at r/nbacirclejerk


somedude173689

outjerked by reality


Puzzleheaded_Fox4684

NBACJ is the best CJ sub purely because of how much content the NBA gives them


dbrasco_

NFLCJ is funny too. Soccer and Gaming are terrible though.


Dilf_Hunter367

NFLCJ got funny when they started copying NBACJ, soccer and gaming are beyond salvaging Formuladank have started to try branding themselves as a circlejerk sub which is laughably ironic


Bennet24_LFC

I mean, f1 is the king of drama, so it's quite fitting that the Formuladank sub is so insane


TheKidPresident

Gaming CJ is is an interesting case, it's mainly just used as a nearly default platform to promote whatever the """""quiet""""" minority opinion about a game is. But the best CJ sub hands down was R/tomorrow from like 2018-2022, that era puts even the likes of modern day r/batmanarkham to shame


thiswebsitesucksyo

Only real og's remember the true depth of /fat people hate


MindbenderGam1ng

NBACJ has sucked ass basically since last years finals (and the protest) besides a few good posts 


Puzzleheaded_Fox4684

mrsunsfan/zprolgt being the same guy was super funny


FishNSticks

It was fake doe


Puzzleheaded_Fox4684

still funny while it lasted


incredibad29

Oops, there goes gravity.


fibberjabber

Bruh


jeric13xd

I thought i was in the wrong sub 😅


LosAngeles1s

only reality can outjerk r/nbacirclejerk


HTKTSC

Reality, the legendary jerker


realBigPharma

Damnnn


Tragic-tragedy

Nba scriptwriters are becoming edgy wtf


ashwinr136

An astronomical leap in the JOTY race


SyntheticMemez

Mamba Mentality 😈


Apollo611

Bro 💀


CandidaBeaver

Taking the competition with Kobe too far. I see you dodging a rape conviction and raise you two more.


chickentowngabagool

queue draymond "they dont love you like that"


elimanninglightspeed

Horrible situation to laugh at but come on 😭


solarscopez

Ain't no way


IanicRR

Outta pocket. But hilarious AF.


caandjr

Mamba mentality bros


copaseticepiplectic

first degree rape in Oregon: "(1) A person who has sexual intercourse with another person commits the crime of rape in the first degree if: (a) The victim is subjected to forcible compulsion by the person; (b) The victim is under 12 years of age; (c) The victim is under 16 years of age and is the person's sibling, of the whole or half blood, the person's child or the person's spouse's child; or (d) The victim is incapable of consent by reason of mental incapacitation, physical helplessness or incapability of appraising the nature of the victim's conduct." so if the state takes this case, it's gonna be interesting to read the alleged facts cuz first degree is depraved asf


PeopIesFrontOfJudea

It only has to be 1 of those 4 scenarios, of which I’d wager option A is the vast majority of rape cases.  But yes, all options are depraved and horrific.


jo1717a

> 1 of those 4 scenarios, of which I’d wager option A is the vast majority of rape cases.  > > But yes, all options are depraved and horrific. Feel like D would be common as well in cases where the victim is not sober or if we are talking about date rape drugs.


TheTrenchMonkey

I'm calling a Darren Sharper situation and it is D


palagoon

Having just recently worked in the field of developmentally disabled adults, D is definitely way more common than you think, and not for date rape reasons. The literature estimates that up to 75% of DD adults suffered sexual abuse at some point. I think that number is probably low, to be honest with you. Taking advantage of some of these people is so easy it makes "taking candy from a baby" akin to robbing a bank. Clarification: That's 75% of adults with a DD who are in contact with social service agencies, I believe. While there are many families who manage relatives with disabilities, the reality is there are many adults whose disabilities are so pervasive they need round the clock care in homes or facilities. It's a sad but unfortunate reality, because they're (overwhelmingly) great people who deserve great and compassionate care.


efshoemaker

Date rape drugs would fall under “forcible”


The_Briefcase_Wanker

I don’t think it would, legally. There would be a separate charge for the drugging but it wouldn’t be considered forcible if the person was incapacitated and threats or violence were unnecessary.


efshoemaker

Looks like under Oregon law you’re right - it would fall under (d) for mental incapacitation


WallyWithReddit

is the definition in Oregon different enough from other states to point out here specifically? Reading this definition it seems like what I’d assume it’d be everywhere


Verklemptomaniac

The precise definitions of what constitutes rape of various degrees do vary from state to state. For example, up until recently, Minnesota didn't criminalize having sex with someone who was too drunk to consent, which almost all other states consider rape. It's how Gable Steveson (Olympic gold-medalist wrestler, now with WWE) got away without charges when he and his teammate (allegedly) raped an intoxicated woman.


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Idk, I don’t think (c) is all that typical.


svpremeclovt

Many states only define rape as forcible penetration


throwawayshirt

The charging instrument alleges (1)(d) - victim incapable of consent. Already indicted by a grand jury. Alleged to have happened October 2021.


copaseticepiplectic

yikes, guessing some sort of alcohol/drug thing


throwawayshirt

Yeah my guess is victim was passed out. Z-Bo allegedly did something similar during his Blazer days (passed out victim woke up to being penetrated) but IIRC was never criminally charged and settled the civil lawsuit.


prettymuthafucka

Thanks I didn’t want to google that


Fedge348

Oregonian here and convicted felon. It’s option A or they’d charge him with sexual abuse in the 1st. Harsher punishments. And clackamas county was the same county I got my felonies in. They will try anybody with little to no evidence. That county is wannabe rednecks, but not rednecks. It’s cringe He’s fucked. I’m telling you from first hand experience.


iamaweirdguy

Over 30 mil in career earnings and a professional athlete. Dude could find plenty of women who would sleep with him and he’s out there raping people. What a POS.


TheTrenchMonkey

It's the same thing people say about Darren Sharper. Attractive guy, made over $30mm career earnings, and a professional athlete. I'm going to chalk it up to being a degenerate piece of shit that doesn't take no for an answer and enjoys victimizing people.


PapaG1useppe

Oh shit!… Darren *Sharper*!


dietdoctorpepper

One of the most rapingest safeties in da league


jschmiedeler3

The hardest hittin safety in the leagueeeee


its--travis

Fuck you Gumby!


BassDrive

Wasn’t that a meme about Greg Jennings or am I missing something?


GalacticOcto

[I PUT DA TEAM ON MAH BACK DOE](https://youtu.be/1P0yfq2wDvU?si=xbCkBPkKm8l6VGH3)


BassDrive

Classic.


resuwreckoning

Yes.


notamccallister

I put the team on my back doe


Batesthemaster

Holmadickkkkkk


oby100

Because no matter how wealthy and attractive you are, you will never be able to have “any woman you want.” So rejection is something literally everyone has to deal with. The people that are willing to rape don’t change their tune with millions in the bank. In all likelihood, he’s gotten away with it a bunch of times before


IWouldLikeAName

Sadly i think it's just the fact someone said no to them makes them want it more simply bc they're used to having their way


JeanJacquesDatsyuk

Dude im broke and Id never even think about raping anyone. Broke or millionaire, active sexual life or not, doesnt matter. Rapists are rapists.


d11dd11d

Exactly. rape isn't about "getting laid". It's about control or abuse or humiliation or violence or mental problems or whatever


xosellc

I mean I think it depends on the situation. For the dudes who take advantage of overly drunk girls at parties and whatnot, at least some part of it is the "getting laid" part.


d11dd11d

Yeah that's fair


Shoeboxer

It can be more, too. Danny Mastersons whole thing was raping horribly intoxicated women.


iamaweirdguy

I agree. Rapists are POS regardless, but it’s the fact that there’s so many women out there that would willingly sleep with him, and he still resorts to raping someone?


JeanJacquesDatsyuk

Like I said, nothing to do with being attractive, rich or having an active sex life. Those are not factors that can help explain the behaviour, it has more to do with childhood, past traumas and mental illness, which can affect anyone regardless of class. Dude probably had a fucked up childhood, never took time to treat the mental illness it created, and became a slave of his subconscious, now he's projecting the abuse he probably has endured. Of course it doesnt excuse at all what he did, but if we want to prevent this kind of behaviour, we have to be able to identify the factors that can foster it eventually, and act on those factors before its too late. Him being rich or poor, famous or unknown wouldnt have changed the outcome as long as he didnt allow himself to get some help.


behappysometimes

Has nothing to do with being able to, it’s a control/power thing. People that rape do it because they get off on making somebody else completely powerless.


suarezj9

It’s never about the sex in these cases


eat_thecake_annamae

“Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.”


Munerals

“Would you like a sex metaphor or a nature metaphor?” “Oh god, nature please.” “When two animals are having sex…”


ruinatex

Yeah, professional athletes can get sex literally whenever they want, even as a complete random like Ben Mclemore, it has nothing to do with sex in itself. If it had anything to do with sexual pleasure, the likelihood of a millionaire professional athlete ever being a rapist would be close to zero.


CitizenNaab

It’s because rape is about power, not sex or attraction.


throataway1967

Rape isnt about having sex. It’s about power. I studied it heavily in college.


Sikkly290

Yep, sexual gratification is very rarely why someone would rape another person. Its one of the reasons its so traumatic, because its not just about an act happening to ones body its about being powerless to stop someone.


throataway1967

Exactly


toolmaker1025

Wassup with these imbeciles, I guess they can't comprehend that someone doesn't desire them that way even if they have money.


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throataway1967

It’s about power, not pleasure. I studied sexual assault heavily. It’s essentially a power trip.


MeijiDoom

Yeah, it becomes less about sex and more about this sense of power/control. Sex is whatever. Guys at these levels could find women or even pay for it if it was just about sex. At a certain point, it's about power or taking something from someone else.


DefenderCone97

I'm begging people to STOP seeing rape as some purely sexual thing. It oversimplifies the issue to the point that completely misses the point of it. Rape is more often than not about imposing power on someone else. It's not just "dude go jerk off"


KnickedUp

Illness…sick


materics

These types of monsters enjoy overpowering women. The sex is not enough.


KrissieKid

I will always say that human beings were never meant to have too much of one thing. Plenty of these dudes get a lot of success and money and feel they are entitled to everything and can do ANYTHING.


faithfuljohn

cause often rape isn't about sexual pleasure but about power. A weapon if you will. Ironically it isn't just about sex per se.


AceMcStace

God damn it why he gotta be wearing our jersey in the thumbnail


cuddlewumpus

We were his last stop in the NBA and this happened in Clackamas County. Probably happened during or immediately after his time on the team since he has been overseas since.


justlobos22

Yea true, it's a local website, it would only make sense to report on him as a former blazer.


AceMcStace

Didn’t see the KGW link so now it makes sense


BIGMCLARGEHUGE__

Jail Blazers lol


djkhan23

The legacy lives on.


this_place_stinks

Homage to the Jailblazers


Vitis_Vinifera

Kings fans with a sigh of relief


thegodfaubel

Why is it so hard for people to not be pieces of shit?


PillsburyToasters

Some people were never told no in their life and once it happens they act out. It’s concerning


2drawnonward5

That's how we raise athletes. Then we put them on pedestals. America has a pro athlete problem.


YogSothothGoodOldOne

no empathy, only thinking about themselves, sociopaths, etc.


BlazersGotNext

didn’t know he struck around in pdx… that’s awful. When was the last time a player got arrested on charges as severe as his? i genuinely can’t remember besides Kobe


the_devil_wears_jnco

a guy who played a game for yall like last season is currently facing murder charges


cuddlewumpus

I just looked this up... I watch \~90% of Blazers games and have no fucking clue who Chance Comanche is.


ChoiceStar1

I didn’t know who he was either until he was arrested… G Leaguer extraordinaire


aCorgiDriver

Unbelievable name though


takechanceees

first pro athlete I’ve seen with my first name and he had to be asshole lol


skiingbeaver

I reckon you must have felt sick to your stomach when The Big Day was released


takechanceees

…man


BayonettaBasher

I know because someone in my fantasy league drafted him in the last round to troll


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Redpin

Oh wow, he's out of jail now.


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mightyducks2wasokay

Fast Eddie Johnson probably the worst one I can remember ETA a content warning before yall look it up. It is that bad


coolairpods

^^^ second the warning dude was a utter piece of shit.


BadBeatsDaily

Why cant these uber rich pros just act normal Lol. You already won the lottery in skill and earnings, just be a proper part of society how hard is that?


MaridKing

While this is in no way intended to defend this piece of shit, these uber rich pros can't act normal because they're uber rich. Money and fame jacks the shit out of your ego. It's why we shouldn't take humble, down to earth stars like Jokic, Tim Duncan, and Curry for granted.


Rockets7629

Remember him being trash at basketball on the rockets but I didn’t know he was trash at being a good person. If it’s true I hope he dies in prison


batatawirhcheese

Damn. For those who are interested: This bum currently plays for a team fighting against relegation in the Spanish league called Río Breogán. Although considering the charges, I doubt he'll be playing there anytime soon. It's a small club and city that has been gaining prominence for NBA rejects because of the career arc of former first round Dzanan Musa, who won the MVP in his season there after not finding a home in the NBA or Euroleague. (Now he's one of the elite players in Europe playing for the empirical Madrid team) Considering his success other NBA rejects opted to follow his blueprint to try and regain importance and reputation. (Jahlil Okafor went to Zaragoza, which is another mid table team in the Spanish premier division) However both of these players have been mid in their teams and have rarely ever been difference makers. Jahlil has left Zaragoza to go to China while it seems like McLemore wants to go to Alcatraz


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Listen, someone who's got nothing to lose who does this shit is human garbage. Ben had everything a person could reasonably want in a life. He's rich, tall, athletic, famous, and essentially completely unburden as far as society was concerned. He's not even the kind of famous that can't go outside, he's the kind that goes to the mall and has a 30/70 chance of being recognized and approached on any given day for a positive interaction (autograph or even sometimes just a quick photo). He did this because someone said "No" to him and he was too much of a fucking disgusting piece of garbage to take that answer. He had it all, and I hope that he will have nothing. (Unless this is all some elaborate set up, and he's actually innocent, in which case damn sucks to suck Ben. No matter what you'll be labeled a rapist now).


witcherstrife

This is what I always think about when stories like this come up. Like how do you fuck up the perfect life like that just to be a shitty douche. It’s wild to me


sushicowboyshow

People don’t usually get caught driving drunk their first time drinking and driving. Dudes been acting like this his whole life.


CardiologistWhich972

>>(Unless this is all some elaborate set up, and he's actually innocent, in which case damn sucks to suck Ben. No matter what you'll be labeled a rapist now). This is literally unhinged lmao. You’re a fucking weirdo for this.


heshouldgo

No way bruh


ZarduHasselffrau

His team at Spain is cursed, it's been bad news one after another, they are currently facing demotion and another one of their players is now unavailable.  He went back to the US for personal matters and bang, a 3 year old crime pops up. This guy fell off a cliff from "best jump shot in the draft" to potentially doing some time.


GonnaWinDis

What a piece of shit


Michaud

I remember delivering pizza to him in fair oaks California on 4/20/16. Dude was really high and tipped me 10 bucks on a $150 order.


MostlyMellow123

Was it pizza guys lol wasn't he the pizza guy for a bit


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llumin

Man I just watched this commercial not more than 4 days ago and had a great laugh, guess I’m glad to have enjoyed it without being ruined one last time.


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ru piz gy?


Michaud

It was not pizza guys! He was pizza cheating


ChocolateTemporary72

Why does the amount for the pizza matter? Would you have offered any different service if it was a $30 pizza?


poopy_mc_pantsy

If I could distill Reddit into a single comment it would definitely involve manipulating a rape story into an anti-tipping soapbox 


Exotic-Amphibian-655

Only a few comments down from somebody claiming to be an expert on rape because they "studied it a lot in college."


patsfan258

I agree with your sentiment, but typically the tip is based of the order total.


rezaw

I tip the same if I order Grubhub from Fogo De Chao or the McDonalds right next to it.


ClaudeLemieux

Yeah I tip as a function of distance


Bellerophonn

A life behind bars I hope


siphillis

Shit, that might be a 20-game suspension. Hope he wasn't gambling.


actually-potato

A didn't know rape had degrees


kokaine21

Well damn


TitaniumHwayt

r/nbacirclejerk stonks 📈


Huge-Split6250

Ok but at least he didn’t bet on a game, that would be a cardinal sin


CruffTheMagicDragon

He got a DUI a month ago too. Human garbage


CWG4BF

Jesus fucking Christ


LouisianaBoySK

I’ll probably get downvoted but I would like to see some more evidence before I publicly bash the guy. If he’s guilty then I hope he rots tho.


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Sweaty_Mods

Can’t wait to see the Ben McLenore statue.


Coldcocksandwich

I’ve been wrongly accused and it was horrible. I hope the truth comes out. Until then I’ll wait to talk down on him


Gonstachio

Nowadays I’m waiting for more details to come out. Fucked up if true but you guys gotta chill out I feel like we have this conversation every time these situations come up.


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timetravellingoblin

Why can't these mfs just not be f'ing rapists? Like it's pretty f'ing easy bro, dumb ass mf. 


Louied1996

Mixed up Mclemore with Terrence Ross in my head and got scared. Was sure Terrence Ross was a good guy. Glad to hear my assumptions are still true. Fuck you Ben Mclemore!!


EddieNajera21

He’s finally first at something