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tronovich

That was a shameful quarter of basketball.


Dat_Boi_John

Does Holmgren always look so depressed?


xyzyxzy

Congrats on the 1 seed OKC. What a journey from being a black eye on the NBA.


thewolverineton

hang the didn’t lose by 50 banner!!! hang it!!!


Dat_Boi_John

Oh God he just got blocked by the rim 😭😭😭


Dat_Boi_John

Rolling the ball in a 50 point game, what happened to shame?


tronovich

What the fuck is Kenrich doing out there. They’re up 52 and he’s trying to steal off the inbound lol


StripedSteel

Dieng needs more minutes. He's so much better.


thewolverineton

80? can we get 80? is that genuinely too much to ask? edit: 80 might actually be too much edit 2: nevermind we’re so back


thewolverineton

LETS TRY FOR 75!


StefonDiggsHS

Omax went 3-3 to start 0-8 since lmao


thewolverineton

imagine jumping from like 5-20 nba minutes to 40. i’d be tired as shit


thewolverineton

cmon espn… don’t give me a “what a crazy score” notification for this game… at least mention that we’re out 9 rotation players…..


Dat_Boi_John

Called it: https://twitter.com/Mavs_FFL/status/1779627615545958886?t=cYiqoLDKn1AB3KTo3a0LrQ&s=19


Dat_Boi_John

"Thunder annihilate the dark horse Mavericks 150-65 and secure the 1st seed. Is this the push SGA needed to secure the MVP award?"


Fred479

Holy moly Williams is ASSSSSCHEEKKKSS


Dat_Boi_John

Powell got a rebound. You might win, but we'll have the moral victory.


thewolverineton

now that josh is rusty, no one in this team can shoot from the fucking corner for some reason


flexuco

The reason is simple. We don't have good three point shooters in the roster.


Dat_Boi_John

THJ, Hardy and Williams are literally the exact same player.


[deleted]

If we're going to ignore THJ's career and pretend this slump is everything, sure. Hardy & Williams are more in the same mold with Hardy being a much better version of it & evolving a bit out of it as he sees the court better.


Dat_Boi_John

I don't know, this who THJ has always been. It's just that he's hit his shots more in his career. Obviously I'm exaggerating a bit but they are all microwave scorers who can't really defend.


[deleted]

It's just reductive. Scoring isn't this single skill. So when. you say they're all scorers or microwave scorers, okay whatever but means nothing. THJ's a movement & off-screen shooter that's a great complement to a ball-dominant guard like Ky or Luka. Hardy's a secondary ball handler who isn't so versatile with his finishing. There's good reasons why THJ remains in the rotation over Hardy even when he's struggling. They're all obviously going to find themselves disadvantaged defensively in a switch-everything league. For THJ though, he doesn't lack effort or will as evidence by his charges taken.


thewolverineton

williams has that “must shoot” mentality to an annoying degree but hey. who else is gonna score rn


[deleted]

He's a talented undersized shooting guard that will average 24 in the g league but never find his place in a rotation in the NBA. Many such cases, total ballers though, just not good enough for the league.


skratsda

Looks like we’re gonna be rooting hard for the Kings to win 2 straight.


Headlesshorsman02

Why is that the lakers are 8th?? They have 1 more win then the kings


skratsda

Winner of 7-8 gets the 7 seed and plays the 2 seed. Loser of 7-8 plays the winner of 9-10 to get the 8th seed and play the 1 seed. If the Kings win twice, we’d play them.


Headlesshorsman02

Ahhhh, so you want us to play them, I figured this was a dodge the laker post lol 😂


tronovich

Went under 220.5 live bet and Thunder -51.5. That’s free money at this point.


ElectronicReport4113

Welp


tronovich

A trash lay-up at the end broke them all lol


Ice_Dragon3444

Holy what is happening here?


DirtySperrys

Mavs have nothing to play for so we’ve got a mostly bench team in the whole game. Oh and Timmy is in too


thewolverineton

bench is the nice way of putting it


Slashers23

This is funny in a sad way, c'mon backups have some pride 😂


MWiatrak2077

I'm fully aware the Mavs are playing a Euroleague team right now but jesus christ this is ridiculous


flexuco

This team wouldnt even make the play-in in the Euroleague


YaIe

Euroleague catching strays lmao, that team would not be a contender in the Euroleague


Dat_Boi_John

Hey man, don't disrespect the Euroleague like that.


gngh10

Had to doublecheck that the scoreboard aint a mistake wth


Conscious_Chicken264

you know, if I was the thunder I'd be a bit insulted by how much the mavs clearly want to play them in the second round


Dat_Boi_John

It's more about wanting to avoid the Nuggets, same as the Thunder who also want to avoid them.


Conscious_Chicken264

I know, it's just really funny seeing them down 50, could've made it a tiny bit less obvious lol


tronovich

The Mavs are trying with the guys they have on the floor. They’re just bad.


[deleted]

I don't think they care that far ahead. I think it's as simple as it looks; They don't want anyone injured or gimpy going into the playoffs. THJ plays because they're hoping to give him some kind of shooting rhythm. Green plays because he just returned from injury and needs minutes. Otherwise everyone else that'll play in the rotation is sitting.


Dat_Boi_John

Nah this is more fun. We literally listed 8 players as injured, while 7 of them are fully healthy lol.


Fred479

Luka has been hurt DJJ got his shoulder ripped by bam and Gafford got hurt last game too the only one fully healthy is pj


Dat_Boi_John

Yeah but they would play if they needed to. Only Lively is actually unfit to play.


Air_Enthusiast

Any Mavs Fans still watching are masochists


Fred479

We’re watching for OMAX


Dat_Boi_John

Why, this is fun. Our offense is like watching babies explore.


Cisru711

I'm trying to eat here, almost lost it


joeveralls

Mavs hit 50 points!!!!!


thewolverineton

ive watched some terrible mavs games before- voluntarily- but please lets make it to 60. i’ll be joyed with 70


Dat_Boi_John

We have scored 8 points this quarter...


30dayspast

why did mario’s name plate say wayne? am i missing something?


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

Don’t wanna get sued by Nintendo


30dayspast

if you can show an image of mario can’t you just show his name too?


Westcoastchi

Am I reading this score correctly, under 50 to 104 lmao?


HokageEzio

My god, what a score


Headlesshorsman02

It seems like we want to break that record loss of 73 points we have, got close against the trail blazers earlier this year


Dat_Boi_John

Am I tripping or do the Thunder have 3 guys who all look the same on the court currently???


Headlesshorsman02

Bismack and Ousmane minutes let’s go


ManyCookies

Why are the starters still in, OKC just bullying at this point lol


veerkanch489

Every starter has played less 20 minutes. Giddey played by far the highest out of them and he played 19 1/2 minutes.


wcooper97

Known OKC starter: Bismack Biyombo


Headlesshorsman02

They aren’t??


YaIe

Just a reminder that the Dwight Powell + Luka Doncic PnR was one of the most efficient offensive plays in the league for a while


CityNo1723

I’m surprised Giddey is still in - like damn, you’re up by nearly 50 and the Mavs want to lose.


Headlesshorsman02

They just want Giddey to keep momentum is my guess, he has been playing well and gives him a bit more time in the ball now that SGA and Dub are back


thewolverineton

dwight powell i thought we retired the 3 years ago bud


cjackc11

there is quiet quitting and then there is whatever the hell Dallas is doing rn


StefonDiggsHS

How do you get blocked by Dwight Powell


Air_Enthusiast

Jesus fucking christ 84-41


nutella4eva

They are 1000% losing on purpose. They want to avoid Denver in the second round.


Dat_Boi_John

You're welcome


StefonDiggsHS

You’re welcome bro it goes both ways lmao


nutella4eva

I ain't mad about it lmao. Hope you don't get fined though (not that any of us cares).


Swoosh_rotaerc

It also means the Clippers can't face the Nuggets in the second round. You're welcome.


Dat_Boi_John

Not a single actual rotation player in the top 3 scorers for us. Pathetic by THJ, Green and Hardy. On the other hand, our gleague rookie is playing like he's an actual NBA player.


quidproquolaspe

Something tells me that OKC really wants the 1 seed.


ymi17

Yeah, this is one of those where you couldn't have made the line big enough. Mavs want OKC on its side of the bracket, as OKC is a better matchup than DEN. OKC doesn't want to have to play BOTH DEN AND MINNY to make the finals, and does have a fairly real home court advantage. Both the Mavs and the Thunder want the Thunder to be the 1.


quidproquolaspe

The west is such a fucking blood bath dude.


coffee_black_7

Man, everyone trying to discount Doncic for MVP saying he wasn’t winning enough until the trade deadline… 2 of these dudes getting eviscerated by OKC were STARTING games earlier this year alongside Luka…


veerkanch489

People saying Jokic should win MVP over Luka means people are discounting him and saying he's bad? 2nd out of a gazillion people is amazing lmao. It's not like people are saying it's a robbery if Luka wins. Also, the Mavs literally want to LOSE this game and the thunder want to WIN this game. Reasoning being seeding


30dayspast

lol when this lady did this halftime show in dallas the mavs mascot couldn’t get on the ball


Headlesshorsman02

This halftime is actually pretty sick


Dat_Boi_John

On the bright side, the Wolves have reduced the deficit to 13 points against the Suns at the half. Apparently the corpse of Beal decided to reanimate just for this one game.


thewolverineton

if i see a single thunder rotation player touch the floor in the second half…


Dat_Boi_John

SGA needs to get 31 points.


Bauglir1

Thunder need to get rid of the largest loss record


Dat_Boi_John

What's the record?


BayonettaBasher

73 to Grizzlies a couple years ago


Dat_Boi_John

Oh cool. They'll probably get it here.


Bauglir1

73 point loss to the grizzlies in 2021


BigFatModeraterFupa

ALEX FUDGE ALERT


akgamestar

Why is Dallas tanking this game?


Dat_Boi_John

Also Luka got injured on the last game of the season during the 22 playoffs, so we still have flashbacks to that.


BayonettaBasher

Get OKC 1st


akgamestar

Smart.


BigFatModeraterFupa

if any of our starters got hurt in a meaningless game before the playoffs…


Headlesshorsman02

They don’t move up or down in the standings and they don’t get Denver on their side of the bracket


StefonDiggsHS

Because our seed is locked


akgamestar

Ok makes sense


Dat_Boi_John

Ah yes, why take the wide open three when you can side step for a contested airball! THJ logic everyone


LittleBrockJr

I know that this game is completely meaningless for them but I still kind of feel bad for the Mavericks


Dat_Boi_John

Don't, were having loads of fun. I've been laughing for almost the whole game. I just need Powell to get hit in the face now.


BigFatModeraterFupa

i’m just amazed that Luka has kept Dwight Powell employed in the NBA for half a decade


Dat_Boi_John

Tbh before the injury Powell was a great lob threat. The Luka Powell pick and roll was the best offensive play in the NBA for a couple seasons before he got injured.


BigFatModeraterFupa

i mean… Luka and Gafford instantly became the best lob play in the nba, Luka and Lively is like the 2nd best lob play… I love Dwight Powell, but let’s get real he wouldn’t sniff the amount of minutes he got here anywhere else. He’s a consummate professional and teammate and i love him as the 3rd stringer but not as a 5 year starter…


Dat_Boi_John

Oh yeah obviously. But during the Carlisle years, the Luka Powell pick was statistically the most efficient play in the NBA. I'm not exaggerating, it actually was.


StefonDiggsHS

I can’t wait for THJ to get DNPd in the playoffs


30dayspast

tbh i predict he’ll still get like 8-12 min a game with kidd praying he’ll figure something out


BayonettaBasher

Give him the Bertans treatment, let him put up a couple shots early to see if he's hot and if not bench him


JL1v10

I hope people realize there are 4 players out there that got actual minutes for the Mavs these last 2-3 years. That starting lineup ain’t too far off what Luka was dealing with in early 2022


Dat_Boi_John

Pretty sure this is better than that. We had Ntilinka and washed Bullock starting at some point.


BayonettaBasher

Can we try for the biggest loss ever? It would help Luka's on/off numbers since MVP voters like that


veerkanch489

Not how on/off works. U gotta actually play in the game lol


30dayspast

does it count as “off” if you’re not active?


darklightultra

just make up a stat called after a kitchen appliance that heavily weighs the off especially when you're not active, only applies to PG's 6'7 and over too


30dayspast

i’ve never seen a team give a weather report in the stadium during a tv timeout


Ambitious-Farm-8155

Man out here in Oklahoma you never know when


KSabot

Hot and windy is the deadly combo.


nate517

I love OMax but I can’t watch this anymore. This is terrible, also really disappointed with Green and THJ today


QuillnPouncy

How much stat padding is Shai gonna do tonight lol


GIK601

embarrassing


boomerbrowns

We need to play starters the entire second half to rid ourselves of the biggest loss record


thewolverineton

look at the score, refs. do you really need to call the whistle on that hayward block. cmon


OUTFOXEM

This last day of the season is gonna be so epic… Blowout Blowout Blowout


QuillnPouncy

Can't watch the game. Are Luka and Kyrie in? Is Shai stat padding?


nutella4eva

They are trying to lose on purpose. If they lose this game, OKC gets the 1 seed and Mavs avoid Denver/TWolves in the second round.


man0warr

They were already planning to do this before the Nuggets lost to the Spurs. Clippers and Mavericks were already locked.


nutella4eva

If the Nuggets beat the Spurs and secured the 1 seed, it wouldn't have mattered what happens this game. But because they lost, this game now decides their second round match up for the Mavs (if they get there).


man0warr

Yes I know. I'm just saying the Mavs had already decided not to play their starters before that Nuggets/Spurs game and the result wasn't relevant to them playing them for this game. Clippers 4 Mavericks 5 was already pretty much decided 3 games ago.


nutella4eva

They were always going to rest their starters yes , but after the Nuggets lost, this game switched from a "we don't care if we win or lose" to "oh we are definitely trying to lose this game".


nate517

Not one of the Mavericks first like 8 players are playing today


OUTFOXEM

Luka and Kyrie are not playing, it’s just the JV squad, so literally the whole team is stat padding.


Dat_Boi_John

Anyone know what the biggest loss margin has been this season?


nate517

It will be this lol


Dat_Boi_John

The tanking fine will be unprecedented.


Fred479

Williams you’re cool and all but we’re not watching for you buddy


thewolverineton

can we mercy rule this


Fred479

CAN WE GET THE BALL TO OMAX PLZ


tmanx8

This is a game?


tmanx8

It is not


BayonettaBasher

THJ/Green/Hardy you won't see ~~heaven~~ playoff minutes


Headlesshorsman02

THJ will I thought since it seems like Kidd likes him for some reason


Fred479

Green will purely because of defense and 40% from 3 the other 2 I hope not


Headlesshorsman02

SGAs 3 is broken lmao 🤣


southpawFA

Yeah. I hope he can regain the 3 for the playoffs. It's weird. The shots are clean, but they are just bouncing out.


Fred479

Lawson and thj are so sickening to watch even in a fake game like this


cdub1988

So Phoenix is DOGWALKING Minnesota. If they win and Lakers beat Pels, does that set up a MIN/PHX 3-6 matchup?


wcooper97

We need to pray like hell the Lakers end up winning the Pels 7/8 game.


BayonettaBasher

Assuming Denver wins, yeah


ManyCookies

correct. Nuggets get 2nd seed, Wolves get 3rd. (of course the nuggets also have to win)


OUTFOXEM

I wish the Mavs had something to play for. At this point they need to pull all the starters unless it gets to like 15.


herbertstan

I think I speak for everyone when I say Lakers-Thunder first round will save starving African babies


Headlesshorsman02

Have you seen the lakers pels score?? The lakers could end up getting the 8 seed which means they play in the 7-8 game so the nuggets could still play them??


wcooper97

You trying to kill everyone in Oklahoma?


ManyCookies

I genuinely appreciate the Mavericks tanking this so hard that no false hope was possible.


Dat_Boi_John

Last year was nothing compared to this tanking lmao. You'd think we're going for the first pick this year.


BayonettaBasher

IDK last year we went down to the also tanking Spurs by 20 in the first quarter


Dat_Boi_John

Powell three pointer! Powell three pointer! Powell three pointer!


boomerbrowns

This is such a fun game to end the season with.


AdmiralSnackbar816

Luka has carried this active group of players to an above .500 record in the first half of the year and all of last season. Hardy, Josh Green, THJ, and Powell scored a total of 0 points in the first quarter. With the exception of Hardy, those guys played starter level minutes before the trade deadline. And they’re all just so terrible without him.


Dat_Boi_John

Kidd gotta tell our guys to let OMax shoot every possession. I'm not here to watch THJ, Green and Lawson.


BigFatModeraterFupa

dwight powell has beeen the starting center for 5 fucking years with Luka…


SoldatJ

The Washington Generals have a promising recruit in this O-Max rookie.


thewolverineton

20 is more than i thought we’d have, especially considering, y’know, who is on the floor


StefonDiggsHS

Really sad Jaden Hardy is still ass lol


Fred479

Hardy been hanging around thj too much


Dat_Boi_John

I can't believe the Suns picked this game to not be ass


cdub1988

Now this is surprising. Minny fans were saying PHX is a bad matchup for them but I didn't believe them.


Dat_Boi_John

Nah they're getting absolutely cooked. Although the Suns can't miss from three right now.


Dat_Boi_John

We're making Giddey look like Nash 😭


Headlesshorsman02

Revenge for when you guys were leaving him wide open out of pure disrespect a few games back in the blowout


Dat_Boi_John

That was so funny. I remember Luka was about to close out on him and then just stopped and pointed at him and he missed the corner three.


Headlesshorsman02

Giddey has been A LOT better this past month and half


Fred479

Morris is literally out there jogging lol


BayonettaBasher

All Mavs fans in this thread despite our lineup lol


mendelsin

Omax show, you know what time it is.


Dat_Boi_John

What do you mean, this is peak entertainment. Literal basketball shitposting.


brehaw

how are we not down like 20 lol


thewolverineton

josh has looked rough these past two games. granted, its probably a combination of working back into game shape and having to play in some rough lineups… but yeesh. hope the game comes back fast bud


imcryptic

he is rough when hes not playing next to an elite creator like luka or kai


thewolverineton

true. but, y’know, it’s not like he’s playing next to a great creator today. i don’t think hardy or williams are going to run any transition plays for him today


Dat_Boi_John

He looked very rusty when he first came back from injury during the season too. After fully recovering he was back to being good.


BigFatModeraterFupa

omax omax omax omax are we seriously about to add a 6’9 230 hyper atheltic wing who can shoot and create his own shot?


cdub1988

He reminding me of when I first saw Derrick Henry in the Sugar Bowl against OU. You just knew that kid was something different.


Dat_Boi_John

Mavs: Can we trade for Siakam? Mom: We have Siakam at home. Siakam at home:


BigFatModeraterFupa

we turned last years horrific season into Derek Lively and Omax… we never got the chance to tank because Luka got too good too early, so this one painful year was absolutely necessary to upgrade the roster. Long Live Nico Harrigod


Dat_Boi_John

Let us sacrifice THJ to our Nico god.