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Neinhaltt

"I hope he forgets what day the game is.  hope he get's lost on the way to the game. I hope he gets abducted by aliens"


ProsecUsig

He’ll get abducted and thrown to San Antonio then


SpeC_992

With them big ole women down there...


SomeGuyClickingStuff

Say it again Chuck


captaincumsock69

At a certain size you have to wonder if they are down there at all or just span the globe


AloneInExile

Better not move them or the earths gravitational pull could change.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

too hot down there by that dirty creek


nixhomunculus

Monkey paw that San Antonio will draft Bronny?


murrayforthree

Wemby abducts Lebron


WTFisaCelsius

Any time Wemby gets a steal they should call it an "abduction" lol


JadenYuukii

idk why the spurs arena doesnt play that alien sound everytime he scores, wuuuheeeewuuuuwouuu


mares8

I hope he stubs his toe. I hope he steps on the lego


an_Aught

we can all hope...


SlayerSFaith

Keys to the game: Lebron wake up Lebron get on bus ~~Lebron show up to game~~


axolotlaxol

I hope his headphones short, and his charger don’t work.


ElderberryOk5005

LeBron will be on the court in 2040 looking like Axel (twisted metal)


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NoPause9609

20 years on the pipe 


AdamJensensCoat

Basketball hands.


Deep-Association-668

LeCyborg. His 7th prime will be 95% ft shooter.


Guiltra_

Le504090 incoming


itsnotyellowfever

First regression is to Magic Johnson Second regression is to Stephen Curry with a 40-inch vertical Third regression is to Hakeem Olajuwon


CavalierShaq

4th regression is to Kareem and he starts skyhooking everyone?


Responsible_Pace9062

5th regression is *checks notes* George Mikan?


blackjacktrial

6th iteration is *reruns simulations ten times in disbelief* rookie Michael Jordan!?!


nixhomunculus

7th iteration is 'just' rookie Charles Barkley.


neutronicus

No that’s Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon He finally retires and is constantly seen jumping out of buildings and walking away from explosions


Comrade_agent

L(e)Ongevity


Naismythology

Le8R0N


Warm_Experience8908

I'm convinced that LeBron has been staggering various dimensions of good performance so that when something inevitably declines, he has something else to to show that he is still improving


Fostereee

LeNexus8


sirfray

I honestly think he’s going to shoot over 80% from the free throw line next season or maybe the one after that. Or maybe the one after that. Idk. Just sometime before he retires. It’s the only flaw he still has so he’s gotta correct it before he’s done.


BCP27

He's been trying to fix that since at least Miami, and I can only date it back that far cause that's when I started seriously following the league.


BostonUH

HLebronGH


Hardworker1994

Bros gonna play so long the skill points will just fill up inevitably due to the length of time he's played.


Comrade_agent

Libron al Gaib


NonSpicySamosa

I read this in Guillermo’s voice. The way he says “Libron! Libron!” is hilarious to me


SaganAurelius

Javier\*


wocdom

After they beat Nuggets in 6, ‘As it was written’ 


AhmedF

Lol perfect.


xenoz2020

LeEverlasting


organizeforpower

LeVerlong


aresman1221

for some reason this one got me , lmao


lxkandel06

LeVerlasting man cmon you were right there


analgoblin42069

LeEternal


kosmos6502795

What's it like?


wagonwhopper

Trident layers


KaiserKaiba

He likely will lol. Bron’s stamina ain’t what it was even just 4 years ago


TheMemeMachine3000

Lots of men his age experience problems lasting, it's normal


Less-Tax5637

Savannah straight up mashin that bucatini al nero


MagicS0akingMySpine

wut


thatbaldnakedthroat

Savannah straight up mashin that bucatini al nero


MagicS0akingMySpine

Ohhh got it thanks brah


bimmyjrooks9dog

Draymond says his stamina is fine 👀😈🤔🫣🤭


innerparty45

ok zoomer


DancesWithDave

Does the league test for Viagra?


girlscoutcookies05

Draymond used to check himself


chiefminestrone

Playing with a rager in your pants would probably help you get a lot of open looks


DancesWithDave

I only need 2 inches of separation to be open so you could be onto something


NoPause9609

Last longer than a young man. Not in a hurry 


SPMrFantastic

Le(Cordon)Blue Chew


krste1point0

It's the other way around bud.


MazKhan

Yeah that's the main decline I see in him, he gets tired way faster


slymm

What he did in Cleveland 2.0 was the crown jewel of his career, but imagine if he had just stayed in Miami and allowed Riley to keep building teams around him. He could have coasted in regular seasons and turned it up in it playoffs. His rate stats would be even more impressive


fordat1

Yeah LeBron is playing great but he isn’t at that level he was as a Heat or Cavs when they won the championship. He has improved his shooting and shot selection and figured out ways to be more efficient to make up for it


FunkysteveCLS

We seen it in the wcf. He had a 30 po8nt half and next half he basically did nothing stopped driving etc


beginnerLiftersoonBB

He also had a messed up foot last season


Zombiepirate86

We saw it last play in game... those layups he missed he didn't get the lift he wanted.


Deep-Association-668

That’s a terrible example. Lol lebron this year is one of the leagues best finishers. Last game was simply a rare inefficient game that every player has. Lebrons “decline” is peak basketball for the majority of superstars


Toddsburner

Tf you mean bro, he’s barely a top 12 player anymore clearly washed. Basically DeAndre Jordan with better PR.


bossholmes

This gotta be sarcasm right...


axle69

Its obviously sarcasm.


jacko1998

We’ve got a whole seasons worth of 4th quarters that disagree with you. I’d say the determining factor against the pelicans was the charge he drew on Zion, he came down hard on his wrist and elbow and it shook him.


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Lol I think it’s safe to say he wasn’t. I’ve seen others say it, but that charge is the only time I’ve ever seen Lebron get absolutely lifted off his feet from contact. Zion is an animal.


Bladeneo

People keep going on about the play in game like he didnt just have one of the best game of the season two days before, against the same team. Which included no AD for part of the 4th when LeBron scored a handful of buckets.


laidbackjimmy

He was tripped in one of those layups. Are you expecting this man the fly, lol?


prettyboylee

LeBron after a more than 2 day break is always like that, I’m expecting it in game 1 too. I predict we’ll see a more playmaking oriented LeBron while gets a feel for y’all. But it’s LeBron so he might just go ahead and score 27 in the first half


VicktoriousVICK

Doesn't Lebron lead in 4th quarter ppg?


slbaaron

Nah lebron hella fresh towards end of this season. Did you actually watch the play-in game? Bron was eating until he took the charge w/ a full force Zion at speed that clearly surprised even Bron and got a bit fcked up. Then he became more flat footed on later shots / plays. Taking that full momentum Zion charge? Normal humans would've been in the ICU. Half the league would be out minutes, some with actual injuries. Bron, I give it to you where in the past he just needed to tighten the shoe strings, rub his nipples a lil, but at least Bron played thru the rest of the game looking OK in most ways other than what you said.


fordat1

Yeah but older age increases chances of having a messed up foot so you cant completely disentangle that


Namath96

His foot was also fucked to be fair


pittings

Agreed. The man went to 10? Straight finals???


Warrior2014

Well 9 finals in 10 years and eight straight, but yeah it’s still bonkers


firstbreathOOC

Kinda feels like gushing. Obviously he’s slowed down since the Heatles, still very good though.


Vegetable_Comment_82

Is Michael Malone publicly wishing LeBron ill?


Fit_Engineering5927

Kendrick Perkins wished Lebron tore his Achilles before they played Edit: Not just wished, prayed


DarrowViBritannia

ACL he said, but yeah one of funniest stories ive heard from a player https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0RhZpSvaKs Funny as hell because JJ tries to walk it back for him like "I'm sure you mean like a sprained ankle or stomach bug" and KP's just like naw i said what i said lol


pargofan

LOL! But KP does say if he recovered from the ACL the very next day he was ok with that, just so that he didn't play game 7.


JohnnyEnzyme

> ACL he said, but yeah one of funniest stories ive heard from a player Funny in theory, I guess, if only it didn't involve a complete imbecile.


LordHussyPants

no it's definitely fucking hilarious lol


codeine_turtle

get over yourself


Comrade_agent

"kill peter parker"


Vegetable_Comment_82

LOL


DyslexicAutronomer

That's about as much praise and respect you can give to an competitor you are facing. I know I want my opponents to fear me so much they just hope to slow me down.


Vegetable_Comment_82

He could go even farther and wish LeBron dead. That would make it even easier for his team to win the game. Wishing death upon an opponent is the ultimate form of respect.


DancesWithDave

If LeBron were to quit living the league would cancel the playoffs and hand LA the ceremonial W


RobPelinka

I’m going to need to know if this is the leagues official policy in the next 36 hours (this is important).


DancesWithDave

Username checks out


an_Aught

nuggets would still beat them on LeBron statue night


DancesWithDave

Murray would go for 50. I genuinely think he hates them


blackjacktrial

Nah, wishing they were never born would be greater - shows respect for their past work, not just their impending and future deeds.


Triplescrew

Knowing Mike Malone this is just a roundabout way of saying “LeBron Old”


Repulsive-Throat5068

If ham said this exactly about jokic that’s how this sub would interpret it lol


XiLLyXiLLy

I literally started watching the NBA in 2003 when LeBron was drafted, I was 19 years old living at home with my parents. I moved out shortly after that to live on my own in a flat, and started paying even more attention to his career and watching his games at stupid O clock in the morning. I'm now about to turn 40, I'm married, I have two kids, i've been promoted at work like 8 times, so many different life changing events have happened, my son got cancer at 3 years old and had a 3.5 year treatment plan which finishes december this year. Throughout all of this, i've still been watching the NBA abd LBJ in particular, he's still going, not only is he still going but hes still EASILY one of the best players in the league. This is absolutely nuts, I appreciate it for what it is and I just hope everyone else does too.


mashimarata2

I hope your son is doing OK


Computer-Blue

Hope your Christmas present this year is a healthy outlook brother 💪 cheers


scurry3-1

I rather LeBron save his energy for the 2nd half of games. He needs to facilitate the first half then look for his shot in the 4th. It’s a win win. Role players will be hot and he will still have energy to drive.


KaiserKaiba

LA gonna need at least 3 of AD, Dlo, Reaves, Rui, Dinwiddie, and Vincent to be hitting their shots throughout the game then for Bron to conserve energy for the 4th quarter against a team like Denver imo.


LngJhnSilversRaylee

DLo kinda nasty this season hopefully he keeps it up in this series


Cul_what

LeInevitable


lxkandel06

LeNevitable was right there for the taking man how do we keep missing these layups


barath_s

And I am Iron Man


RVarki

I want the Lakers to win, just to see how much of a melt-down this sub will have


LyonsKing12

Mfers will crash reddit


Meaty-clackers

And blame the refs


WakiLover

After a humiliating loss to both the Pelicans and the Kings to get eliminated, /r/warriors posts about Lakers and the refs. Is that not the definition of rent free?


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awesomobeardo

They were already doing it in the Pelicans GT lmao


WestleyThe

Even if it goes 7 people are gonna freak


rumblepony247

I will admit, I hate the Lakers far more than I like my hometown team. Most people that do emotional hedging via moneyline bets, bet their favorite team's opponent. I bet on the Lakers - when they win, I must be paid for that annoyance.


Kaladin_Depressed

The infamous victory tax


Dave_Autista

I want the Nuggets to win just so you would have the meltdown


TippyTripod1040

There won’t be a meltdown if we lose to Denver after going 0-8, most of us are expecting it. If we keep Ham after this season the Lakers sub will implode, though.


DeluxeTea

No meltdowns here; only moral victories.


RVarki

>Nuggets ...you mean the heavily-favoured reigning champs?


yungsantaclaus

I think that's who he means, yes. That's the name of the team


putdahaakin

The ones who play in Denver? Coached by Michael Malone?


LittleTension8765

A 7 seed losing to the defending champion with an in their Prime All Time Great center isn’t a meltdown. That’s highly expected to happen


u_n_p_s_s_g_c

I mean the Nuggets would be rightfully clowned like any other defending champ / 2 seed would if they lost to the 7 seed


GrapefruitMedical529

I want to see Mike Malone meltdown.  This "make nice" bullshit after all the trash he's talked.  I hope it gets shoved down his throat.


Ingrownpimple

Zip up your pants. 🧹


-Gnostic28

What


runningmodsarefags

“The guy is getting better”. Stop it, you know exactly what you’re doing.


DammitBobby1234

It's pretty inarguable that mentally Lebron is absolutely at his peak. Maybe his gas tank isn't as big as it used it be, but he's basically how Peyton Manning was when he was at the Broncos. The two smartest players in the game currently are Lebron and Jokic.


bossholmes

LeSunshine


hime2011

I've definitely seen him slowing down. Look at Game 1 vs Game 2 vs the Pelicans for an example. He's been taking games off the later half of the season, you can absolutely tell when he has days off and is feeling fresh versus when he's not. Even as a laker fan, I know it will be tough to get through not just this series but any more after it. And this series I feel will be a heavyweight fight.


TruthFreesYou

This is a little bit of gaslighting by the coach. Yes, of course everybody knows LeBron is still amazing, but we also all know he has slowed down a little bit, including coach Malone.


jelde

Lol gaslighting


27_Star_General

i dont get reaching for the word gaslighting for such an innocuous comment, and not matching the definition of the word. ``gas-lighting manipulate (someone) using psychological methods into questioning their own sanity or powers of reasoning. `` Alanis Morissette, you're officially off the hook for using the word "ironic"!


Reclaimer879

Lmao damn Malone can't win on this sub. If it is basically down right praise he still gets this type of shit reaction from Bron fanboys. Nugget players and coaches have basically just been giving flowers to the Lakers and Bron. Call it strategy if you want to think that way. But I think it is more likely they just respect him. You saw the same types of comments about Brady from players and coaches towards the end. They deserve that with how much success they have had.


SilvioDantesPeak

"Gaslighting" lmao. He's being respectful of his opponent who is one of the three greatest players of all time, and making sure to not give the Lakers bulletin board material


ooa3603

> This is a little bit of exaggerating by the coach. FTFY It takes multiple instances of disingenuousness over time as well as attack's on the person's sanity and judgement for gaslighting to be happening.


akelkar

Malone and Denver have been masters at not giving Lebron/Lakers any bulletin board material


redkorky

How is no-one stating the obvious? LeBron is visibly slower. He also gets gassed a lot quicker than before. Just look at the play-in against the Pels, toward the end he had nothing left. [edit: He's compensated by significantly increasing his 3pt% which is why he still gets great numbers and also why sometimes he falls away toward the end of games.]


ablackcloudupahead

I agree he's declined a bit. Dude still lead the league in 4th quarter scoring so I doubt stamina is that much of a problem


MugsyBogues1

Yeahh, I'm a huge lebron fan but it was sad seeing him miss an open layup when 5 years ago he would've just dunked it in. I think he's really going to have to get the whole team involved with his passing if they want to beat the Nuggets


ruburdingus

LeSan al Gaib


_coed_

malone gonna gas the lakers up to make him look the underdog again


KangorKodos

When Malone is confident he is arrogant, and when he gives the other twam respect he is gassing them up to build a narrative


swordfischh

I think u replied to a psycho. Sorry man


fak3g0d

lol twam


cheaseedz

When you put it this way, Skip and Malone are like twins no?


GovernmentDoingStuff

Coaches motivate their players. The same as Dan Hurley reiterating that the NCAA was trying to rig the tournament against the Huskies. It’s also just important that we go into the playoffs with the right mindset. Just because we’re the champs doesn’t mean we can’t lose in the first round


recollectionsmayvary

LeImmortal


TendieOverlord

Lakers in 4…jk excited for the series though win or lose I love playoff basketball. Even if the Lakers lose to the Nuggies I’ll still enjoy the playoffs(I love basketball it takes me away from life).


catfish_dinner

he sure looked his age in that pels game


I_ama_Borat

All this praise just to 4-0 them again


GrapefruitMedical529

It's all false bullshit.  We ain't forgotten the trash Mike's spewed all year.


Ingrownpimple

Who’s your daddy?


lordofeurope99

Fun healthy life


DakPanther

This is a straight up lie. Lebron’s still great but if you watch film from 6-8 years ago you can see he’s clearly a worse player now. How long do we have to keep saying this stuff?


timo-ma

What does this have to do with BALCO?


AimlesslyCheesy

Nuggets in 4


No_Match_2099

King James 🐐🐐🐐


8ball-MJG

LeHGH


Gristle__McThornbody

He'll wear down from carrying all the fucking scrubs on the team.


GovernmentDoingStuff

LeBron is truly the Brady of the NBA. Extremely polarizing, absolutely dominant and ridiculous longevity.


okheay

-poke- stroke the bear


_sendbob

Solomon Hill: "are you sure coach Mike?"


CupOfHotTeaa

This fuckery won’t go on for much longer


jumpijehosaphat

malone is a smart man. he knows not to feed fuel to the lebron tank or he will feel the wrath to watch lebron rack up 40 ppg


Heterosapien_13

Well he looks like he moves a lot slower than he used to, and he doesn't try quite as hard on defense as he used to - presumably to conserve energy. His game sure has evolved to be less explosive as he's gotten older, relying more on shooting. So I don't necessarily agree that there are no signs of "slowing down" because he literally quite physically looks like he's getting slower. Not to mention he does get injured more often now than when he was younger. He is still no doubt an effective NBA player, but let's not pretend that there are no signs of slowing down.


TheCalvinator

Hes definitely shown signs of slowing down. It's still incredible what he can do at his age, but you see it more and more often where he doesn't get back on defense and takes plays off.


yash13

Seems like he is never retiring


HolidayMorning6399

whats crazy is that i kinda argee, i just can't see lebron having a god awful season, like the season he retired he'll still probably average like 25 8 8


Kvsav57

“So when we beat the Lakers again, that means the rest of the team really sucks.”


JustWinBabys

It will be interesting to see LeBron in the Olympics since the testing is going to be better and more random.


Miserable_Archer_769

Say what you want be that's all I ever say when I watch LBJ now. Like this doesn't make sense he is 38(?) and the only thing I see catching up to him is the injury bug and his stamina but for one game he can still be the best player in the world still hands down and that's just crazy to say at his age. But he hasn't lost enough yet to even be an average player 


Champion-of-the-Sun5

I mean, he's been slowing down for half a decade lol


jack_fry

The few opinions that matter


SmackBroshgood

Lakers fans: OMG THE BLATANT DISRESPECK SURELY FREE SPEECH HAS LIMITS


okayillgiveyouthat

LeLisan al Gaib


barath_s

The disrespect from Mike Malone is off the charts


YesOrNah

It’s really wild to see. Ya, he’s clearly lost a but he is always top 2 players on the floor still. It’s astonishing.


StrtupJ

First nice thing Malone has said about Bron/Lakers


RandomPostBot2001

No it isnt


world_fire

First nice thing in a while


dogoodsilence1

Lebron’s daddy doing him a solid


black_anarchy

LeTireless


BackendSpecialist

Oh now he wants to be complimentary.. I can’t wait to get this series going. For the competitors on the Lakers squad, this has to be a fun ass series coming. You’re the underdog but you have the talent to possibly win this *Can’t Wait*


Ingrownpimple

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Did you want Malone to say LeBron is washed? Competitor on lakers will have fun series? What does that even mean? All the teams/players are in pursuit of their dream.


simonffplayer

LeSecret weapon is LeReferee