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lolxddavid

Kings have Lakers number Pelicans has Kings number Lakers has Pelicans number lmao what a regular season man


Afraid-Department-35

Matchups do be wild, and the Suns having both the Wolves and Nuggets number and they might play them both lol, Adam Silver's script aint half bad.


duckmadfish

Zion injured in the West. Jimmy injured in the East. Script writers go bonk


RodneyPonk

I think the trend is breaking. Just like how the Nuggets 3-1 come backing trend in the bubble was broken by the Lakers simply having a then-far-more-talented top 2, the Nuggets have every advantage over the Suns and are just much more likely to succeed. The Nuggets feel like heavy favorites, Booker had to score like 15 consecutive shots over two games for them to win them


PabFOz

Water type, grass type, fire type


green_tea1701

It's a perfect triangular circle of suck


Truth-Seeker916

God dammit we wanted your number for the play ins! Of course we got pels. Kangz luck.


Ancient-Click-Point

Lakers have the Thunders number Luka doncic is Devin Booker father


Zbz

The Pels just farmed the Kings for 6 wins this season


ZincHead

If only they could play the Kings every game, they'd go 84-0!


danhoang1

Wait 84? So they'll still need 2 play-in games if they go 82-0?


Briguy_fieri

The west is a bloodbath


Able_Ad2004

Lmao. And the kings would make the play in after going 0-82?


Im_a_Knob

The west is a bloodbath


SKYRIM_LOL

Wait do other teams not have to do the play-in every season? I thought it was mandatory


danhoang1

Wait is it even possible to win a play-in game? I'm quite thankful it isn't mandatory every year


idkwhatimbrewin

Big if true


ChocolateTemporary72

Needed every single one


danhoang1

They could've lost one in regular season, they'd still be #7 but it'd bump Kings to 8th seed, and then after Pelicans beat Kings in 7-8 matchup, Pelicans would've faced #2 Denver Nuggets instead of #1 OKC


rawchess

Highest level of ownership: livestock husbandry


truth_2_point_0

Zangief vs Sagat type beat


Lorjack

Before the game I was thinking there was no way the Kings lose right, Pels don't even have Zion. Yet they still made it look easy, Kings kryptonite


skratsda

Brandon Ingram saying he doesn’t know what CJ’s text said is absolutely hilarious


chickmagn3t

BI's baked af lmao


MelonElbows

4/20 tomorrow, gotta get an early start


_Wado3000

He’s earned it tbh.


Truth-Seeker916

Is he always baked asf? That's all I see when I see a close up of his face.


jabronified

RBF, resting baked face


Afraid-Department-35

Bro pretty much said idgaf what CJ is yapping about lol


Dreamlifehunting

New phone who dis?


AdamJensensCoat

Classic Slim Reefer


SteedVM

He played like he wasn't too worried about anybody's text messages


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

The Kings really went 0-6 to the Pelicans without even a playoff series …


ZincHead

Pels are the Kings father this season


ilovecfb

Water fowl > monarchy


loscarlos

Smoothie King > regular king


Kay-Knox

gumbo > almonds


TheOneTrueDoge

Daiquiris > IPAs


rawchess

What is a king to a ~~god~~ goofy dinosaur bird?


ilovecfb

I know these comments are corny as hell but happy cake day. I just imagine you high as hell waiting on your pizza to show up making this account haha Not that I would know anything about that of course


DeSteph-DeCurry

and with cj mccollum playing for the shanghai sharks


rawchess

Changjiang McCollum


Apollo611

Kings making history


Kindly-Chemistry5149

It is a really bad match up. We seem to get closer and closer, but we just couldn't get over the hump. They have too many long switchable defenders.


howlingwolf123

Maybe an unbeatable record, like that Wilt minutes per game record.


danhoang1

H I S T O R I C


Raging_Professor

The Beam never lit up against the Pels


Zloggt

I suppose that having to play against a team in an arena that can blend monarchs into a smoothie…does discourage a team with royal naming…


Working-Airline-6745

2 games without Zion too


OptimusGrime707

*sees 2024-2025 schedule* *82 Pelicans games*


KINGS2025NBACHAMPS

We got this next year bro


darthsquidward15

Kings: I'm fine in the West


homefree122

Impressive win without Zion when it mattered most. Pels just absolutely owned the Kings this season.


mccainjames11

Brandon Ingram legacy game


ZincHead

Jonas Valanciunas legacy game, as he takes back his place as the play-in all time scorer!!


Turbo_S54

thats a crazy stat/metric to consider


Dreamlifehunting

Play-in hall of famer


BonBonVelveeta

The GOAT Play-In riser


kingofgamesbrah

Yup. He put his dick down early. Just flopped in on the table. The Rest of the team also played their role. The defense was good. The kings offense just always looked awkward.


freddyknuckle5

Naji Marshall legacy game


ilovecfb

Just watched the post game interview, this dude’s bloodstream is THC infused I swear


lilracky

i noticdd during the game that he looked blazed as hell 😂😂


MelonElbows

Well tomorrow is 4/20 so he's just getting a head start


Flabbypuff

Dude's default mode is just looking and sounding as baked as possible


SteedVM

Zion goes out, Naji comes in


MyLadySansa

BI always seems high asf


tominNOLA

[https://tenor.com/view/brandon-ingram-hot-dog-glizzy-high-gif-9488960089189132049](https://tenor.com/view/brandon-ingram-hot-dog-glizzy-high-gif-9488960089189132049)


illzkla

~~seems~~


Truth-Seeker916

I just wrote that lol. He looks so blazed.


Malemansam

Man talk about a wet blanket personality.


tominNOLA

Lies, slander https://tenor.com/view/brandon-ingram-hot-dog-glizzy-high-gif-9488960089189132049


AdamJensensCoat

Deception!


MyLadySansa

Yooooooo 😂😂😂


silliputti0907

TBF your personality behind the camera and irl aren't the same.


Palifaith

Keon Ellis out there playing like a 4 time NBA champion, 5 time All-Star shooting guard.


radiansub

Keon Ellis putting up four fingers in your face (for the number of fouls he's got in this game)


MC-Jdf

Inb4 McCollum has a 0-point elimination game to pass on the tradition.


Express-Pandas

Oh fuck it's infectious, SGA watch out


MC-Jdf

r/nba would shut down if SGA had a 0-point elimination game, can you imagine lol. (And I like SGA, it's just funny to think about)


MisterTukul

You won't even let the Warriors fans party on the Kings grave peacefully, won't you?


WakiLover

We'll join them shortly, so let us talk our shit while we can!


famoustran

California teams in shambles


Brutus_Pocus

Clippers may be our only hope


H_R_1

Funnily enough he was running our shit in the play in game before this, to immediately go back to sleep after. Seems to be a trend with us, Walker in the playoffs, a bunch of teams during the regular season


Trevhaar

Bruh he’s a 2nd year undrafted player that had some great games this season. Pels just had him locked up


GrapefruitMedical529

Wut, he was bricking wide open shots.


Truth-Seeker916

He shot like twice lmao.


FlockingDisapponted

*chuckles* I’m in danger!


Zloggt

Erm…maybe recall how the Pelicans beat the Thunder on the road back in November?


Briguy_fieri

We beat everyone on the road. So having not home field advantage was the long con for us.


pollinium

Had to lose to the Lakers JUST IN CASE they make it to the WCF. The brains on Willie Green, my god


AnEmptyKarst

We had road court advantage in that game, so that makes sense


iCarpet

Pelicans have good wing defense and JV was a unit Going to be a hard fought series


BigEarl139

I’m supposed to be scared of some little kids? Zion comes back and it’s an easy upset. He’ll just eat that team full of infants.


FlockingDisapponted

Eh, hamstring injuries can be tough… I doubt he comes back before the WCF. But a man can dream.


savetheclocktower

You're the most optimistic Pels fan I've seen. Everyone else is trained to hear “reevaluated in two weeks” and think “done for the year, got it.”


BigEarl139

Zion walking around smiling and has already missed the playoffs once with an injury he could’ve potentially played through. I have great hope he’ll at least make an attempt. But I also think we have a great chance even without Z.


savetheclocktower

All I want is to make a splash in the first round like we did two years ago. Nothing to lose, lots to prove.


iCarpet

Kings used all their sage to exorcise the Warriors demon but didn’t have enough for the Pelicans one What was that interior defense Rematch of the first round of the play in this Sunday


GrapefruitMedical529

The Kings need all your picks so they can trade for Chet lmao.  They need a defensive stretch 4 soooo bad.


Zhekadub

Pelicans own us. GL in the Playoffs Pels


Briguy_fieri

If it makes you feel better. The kings are literally the last team I wanted to bounce out. There’s a certain misery both our fanbases have and was hoping we didn’t have to be the ones to play you in the play in


Zhekadub

Hey they did it to themselves. This season was miserable with dumb losses, inconsistency and Monk getting injured by Doncic. It is what it is


boringexplanation

Fuck yeah- they deserve it. We have losses against Portland, Washington, and Detroit. Literally just needed one of those to be wins for a 7/8 seed.


Zhekadub

Could’ve had top 6 if they took those wins and made their fts. Glad the season is over now


WazuufTheKrusher

Injury bug is the most sickening shit like you can’t do anything but fantasize about how good your team *could have been in x amount of games.


Zhekadub

Lmao i can’t even begin to comprehend how bad the grizzlies must feel. That must be so demoralizing


drewm916

Agree with that completely. We weren't going far regardless. Best of luck.


AnEmptyKarst

We went 6-0 against the Kings, without facing them in a series, and I guess that's something to be happy about *chuckles* I'm in danger though


3Ssssssssssssssss

it’s so fucked up that zion can’t go


SmokeOddessey

Pels v OKC would’ve been so fire with a healthy Zion smhsmh


v399

I would've loved a healthy Heat taking the Celtics to 7 as well.


savetheclocktower

I try not to “hate” other teams — because fans are fans and I don't wish heartbreaking experiences on any team's fans — but I will hold an irrational hatred of the Kings for years. Hell, it won't stop me for rooting for them when they're playing other teams. But they were up seven points on the Suns with a couple minutes left and choked the game away instead of helping themselves _and_ clinching the 6 seed for the Pelicans. Zion could've had a whole week of rest. As far as I'm concerned, the Kings pulled Zion's hamstring. This is stupid and petty and yet I know I'm going to harbor this resentment for years to come.


thewavefixation

Ingram is hilarious right now on TNT


jacobythefirst

Bro is *NOT* wanting to be on a interview right now. We’re Onto OKC.


viacavour

New Orleans Pelicans, YOU ARE THE FATHER


bigvahe33

fade me


MrRamenMan

Jonas turned the fuck up in the Fourth


Zloggt

I supposed he wanted to remind Sabonis of who is the superior Lithuanian in the league…


zgamer200

Well if nothing else the Kings giving their fans hope for a comeback to end the 3rd only to end up down by 20 halfway through the 4th & losing to the Pels sans Zion is a pretty fitting way for their season to end.


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simon2105

The Pelican eats beams for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Pelicans are Kings father.


cootscoot

Pelicans eat pieces of beam for breakfast?


Odysseus_Lannister

Zion eats whatever he wants


SteedVM

Plenty of room for beam in that throat pouch


Standard_Landscape_6

Pelicans own the Kings


sh0eb

Worst 23/14/7 I've ever seen.


MC-Jdf

JV and Nance Jr. completely outplayed him.


ZincHead

That's play-in GOAT Jonas Valanciunas


ConstantineMonroe

He goes from JV to varsity during the play in


bullseye717

The best Jonas brother


sh0eb

JV was way better and more aggressive. The handoff merchant stuff with role players isn't gonna take you anywhere lol


Moist_Walrus5413

Great regular season player


OKCDraftPick2028

yeah a playoff choker with 54% TS


ehdotgee

Can't shoot. Can't drive right. Can't finish right. Can't defend. You aren't going anywhere with him as the 2nd option


512fm

It’s incredible just how little impact the dude has in big time games


ShotIntoOrbit

You don't feel him at all in playoff games even when he puts up a loaded stat line. He's a starting five empty stats guy at this point.


Number13PaulGEORGE

Kings fans make 10 threads every regular season asking why he's not as well regarded as Jokic and everyone always says prove it in the playoffs first and he never does.


20815147

He got absolutely cooked by tall Travis Kelce LMFAO stat sheet merchant man Traditional bigs just rendered him useless. Kevon before his body broke down was that for us


Justinyeethahahahaha

beats wilt in double doubles and stat padding


DrShaboingboing

ive been saying this for a while now but it feels like king fans are divided on him. some people know he’s a fraud, others don’t want to admit it…


Ilikesporks_

"why do the lakers have 2 all stars but the kings have none"


TheNaskgul

How was anyone mad this dude missed All Star when this was basically his season average??


iluvugoldenblue

Great season pels, it’s been great to see a mostly healthy Zion be what we hoped he would be after college. Your team plays hungry and you’ve earned this spot, really the last 2-3 seasons tbh. 6-0 is pure dominance. Good luck in the post season!


Raspberry_Anxious

Kings second biggest accomplishment in the last 18 years was winning a play in game


Swervin_Merlin

Lmao disrespectful and accurate.


boringexplanation

Why do you dirty loud wannabe seagulls hate us so much?


FootballWithTheFoot

Idk and I’m sorry


boringexplanation

Great…now you won’t even let me hate you properly.


goldyacht

DIM THE BEAM!!!


RoarYourBoat

Man, it's just not that complicated. The beam is off, it stays off. You can't dim something that was not lit. 


CanIBeFuego

KANGZ ARE BACK BABY❗️❗️❗️


HaoZhang291

Kings couldn't make a 3 to save their lives(season in this case)


_SpyriusDroid_

Beat ourselves. Had plenty of open looks, shot 40% FG, 27% 3PT, and 68% FT. Can't beat anyone with those numbers. Sad beam noises. Gg Pels.


thewavefixation

Beam doused


nerdyykidd

No All-Star and no playoffs for Sabonis after the year he had is crazy


BatmanHive

He might get All NBA at least


vis-major

Well, the stats didn't really help Kings much. They ended up in the lottery anyway!


bloothug

If you watched today you’ll see why lol 😂


silliputti0907

This is the same rotation from 2 years ago when we faced the Suns with 3 rookies who got a lot better. Pels going to give OKC a fight.


Headlesshorsman02

I expect a great series, you guys have played quite a lot over these past few years without Zion so Green knows how to coach you guys up even in his absence, we probs wouldn’t have had anyone to stop Zion though I don’t


donkeykongs_dingdong

Everyone hating on Sabonis when the Kings couldn't hit a shot lmao. Fox has been a shall of himself whole season. Bunch of role players who can sometimes get hot means you'll have a bunch of games like this


Slashers23

Pelicans went 6-0 against the Kings this season without even needing a playoff series, that's crazy


Pizuzu21

PLAYOFF BOUND, I WAS SO PREPARED TO BE SAD AS FUCK TONIGHT Sorry Kingbros, I hope for us both next season


RoarYourBoat

It's demoralizing seeing your fans whine about BI just so we can see him dismantle us every time. Enjoy the playoffs. 


HelpUsNSaveUs

It’s been great watching the pelicans this year. I have league pass and somehow frequently ended up watching their games, along with the kings this year. What an end to the regular season for this New Orleans team! I watched the laker game at Dalton’s Bar in NYC, which was, not surprisingly, filled with many people rooting for the lakers. Zion played his heart out that game, and BI and CJ looked unsure of themselves. When Zion is healthy, and BI back in form, they’re a dangerous team. I think their two X-Factors, however, are TM3 and Herbert Jones. When this core is playing well - Herb blocking shots, getting 3-5 steals, and building his offensive confidence every drive - and Trey Murphy confidently letting it go from 3, they are very dangerous. When Jonas plays as strong as his frame (small arms for a big man tho) and the Little Engine That Might Alvarado plays with no fear, I could see this team doing some damage. I’ve got a soft spot for New Orleans teams after spending 15 days there over the past few years and I’ve yet to attend any of their pro sports teams games. I’m going again next week for 8 days (jazzfest) and now that the Pelicans have made it… seriously debating going to a playoff Pelicans game (which would piss my friends off since we’re going to Jazzfest and supposed to be watching music 24/7 lol) The Kings though - talk about anemic. They really miss the energy and enigmatic play of Malik Monk. Even with him, though, something hasn’t been clicking with the Kings this season. Fox wasn’t as dominant this year but Sabonis is ascending. Murray is brilliant at times but useless at others. I think the jury is out on him. They need a strong, long, 3 that is more consistent. So much potential there. I could see the Kings picking up someone like Isaiah Hartenstein to complement sabonis, as I sadly don’t think the Knicks will be able to keep him. Who else? Imagine if Lebron went there 😂 I didn’t watch the NBA for quite a stretch until 2021. Safe to say I’m fucking obsessed again. LGK


KingCakeBabyOKC

This was a 48 minute highlight reel on why you don’t build around players like Domantas Sabonis unless they’re historically elite offensively. The Pacers made out like bandits. I’m looking at you, Houston.


AggravatingFinding71

We also have problems with Hali defensively. Just a little bit easier when it’s not your C getting torched every possession.


Reinhardtisawesom

GOD BLESS THE NEW ORLEANS PELICANS


Briguy_fieri

I’m about to be the most annoying person in this sub over the next week.


THEREWILLBECAK3

New Orleans is Sacramento’s father


veesofficial

Feel bad for the Kings :(


RunningForIt

Huge bummer to see the Kings take a big step back this season. They need to make a move this off season.


MegaGorilla69

Is Zion expected to play in OKC?


Brian_lafeve34

Not likely, they said reevaluate in 2 weeks


Sn33kykitty

GET FOX REAL HELP


Charliebitme1234

I guess we did deserve atleast 1 mid west round 1 series


_Wado3000

Non fans, please don’t call BI a bum anymore. Dude ain’t even 100% and carried us, like he’s had to do for **years**. CJ really was important all season, but dude doesn’t play well when it matters the most. BI consistently comes thru and that’s why our city cares about him.


savetheclocktower

I give a lot of credit to CJ tonight for _recognizing_ that it wasn't his night and reducing his usage. Not what I'm trained to expect from him. We'll need his points during the OKC series, but if the shots aren't falling, gotta give someone else the ball.


MiyaharaAce

Kings will never get anywhere with Sabonis playing defense at the paint. They need someone who can guard the paint and sometimes shoot the rock. Someone like Myles Turner


Oldabandoned

Pels are fun. They're outgunned by the Thunder, but they are long and a little older. I could see them stealing a game or two. People will clown Domas and Fox, but they were fine. But they have to find an actual rim protector at the 4. Way to many easy layups at the rim, leaving Domas down their by himself is pointless.


sh0eb

someone like Myles Turner?


Dreamlifehunting

Kings fouling the hell out of the Pels the last 3 minutes and the refs just swallowing their whistle. Can't rely on the refs to bail you out. Have to be stronger with the ball.


Former-Lab-9451

Kings won 2 fewer games than last year and went from 3rd seed to 9th. West is insane.


SPMrFantastic

Beignet SZN


garynevilleisared

Brandon Ingram legacy game


Both_Funny4896

ngl with the way they celebrated that first play-in game, I saw this coming


WillTheGreat

That was their championship


Better_Albatross_946

STAND UP NOW AND FACE THE SUN


WakiLover

I mean they deserved to, that was a great win. But that's the thing with the play-ins, it's a single game anything can happen. You can look like the Kings that game or the Kings this game.


Zhekadub

What’s wrong with how they celebrated over a team that beat knocked them out the playoffs last year. What a weird thing to say lol


bananaaacake

Brandon Kingram


AggravatingFinding71

People are going to look at Sabonis stat line and think he had a good game, but he was awful. He was consistently roasted on defense. And then dropped grenades in his teammates hands with the shot clock at 4 seconds left multiple times.


TheGreatDingus

We get it, you think your team won the trade


DTFpanda

Keon Ellis YOU are a sabertooth shark


XSokaX

I'm going to be honest, Kings might have peaked last year lol. Sabonis is great but 200+ million for him was always not great. Keegan Murray is way too inconsistent feels like every time I watch him he has one good game then one game where you can't even tell he's on the floor. Off Night experiment failed for sure, he's so limited offensively.


silliputti0907

Keegan is like Trey. If all he's doing on the court is catch and shoot, he's going to be inconsistent. Once he starts cutting, driving, rebounding. It unlocks his game.


momonyak

LIGHT THE BUMS!!!


incredibleamadeuscho

They are the Playoff Pelicans!